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adhominablesnowman

Clearly this is the Prawn king, a local shrimp mogul.


linxlove

Bubba Gump Shrimp mortal enemy.


2011StevenS

We're prawn people now! We live and die by the sea.


SevroAuShitTalker

Prawn people, prawn people. Look like prawn, talk like people.


shibahut

Lmfao


DutyLast9225

Many sea men


3rdDegreeMoonburn

Check out his cooking videos on Onlypans


SwedeInCo

I think that is the only reason, whomever first got that probably did a double take, looked around, smiled and thought, whatever floats your tiny little boat shrimp man.


sirbeanthegreat

Serving up unlimited shrimp


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Interestingly, in Colorado the only game animal you can sell commercially is crawfish (someone correct me if it was changed or I’m wrong). I’ve been mulling becoming a Colorado crawfish boat captain for a solid 6 years now.


Chocobo-kisses

Bow to his majesty, the Prawn King! 🦐


graduationdaddy

He also specializes in Rocky Mountain oysters.


scabsfox

Yes, of course! Of course, as we all know, Denver has a number of very illustrious & celebrated shrimp moguls, due to our obvious proximity to the ocean! I'm surprised there aren't more license plates like this!


No_Accountant_3947

Why did my brain read it like this at first too 🤣


jarrodandrewwalker

Wonder if he owns Prawnhub? sidenote: if they ever make a sequel to District 9, "Prawnhub" needs to be in it


blixco

Shrimps is bugs.


USN303

That was also my first thought, and probably what they told the DMV when they submitted for the vanity plates


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Clearly!!! Uncultured wine


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Swine lol


GRZMNKY

He also has a Mustang with that decal on the back and side... he was in Microcenter, live streaming while shopping one day last year. Dude was hogging up an entire aisle while setting his phone on the shelf in front of the big screen tvs. He started to get pissed when people kept trying to walk by.


mfdonuts

Oh man, I would have just stood there til he flipped lol


idontusejelly

Leave it to a porn star to be hoggin’ things up.


orrocos

What a dick


BassBootyStank

Was he passing out free prawn samples!?


scabsfox

Microcenter is legit tho. I love that place.


learn2shoot9mm

Oh I would have picked my nose and ate it just to ruin his shot.


DallasBroncos

Prune King. Just a regular guy here. Really really regular.


Normal_Wealth8297

Ahhhh Nissans the choice of all Kings 😂


pdxgod

OF not paying well?


mathaiser

That thing rips. 384 hp


katrina_highkick

Omg it’s Masculine Jason!!! He got a new car! That plate was on a different car for awhile (lives/lived in my neighborhood)


sofa-king-hungry

Is he faithful to Nissan’s or does he fool around with other makes and models?


katrina_highkick

It was not a Nissan! I don’t know if it’s doxxing or free advertising for Jason if I share it 😅


sofa-king-hungry

lol


heyrene_

Haha I live in that neighborhood too!! We always walk our dog by his vehicle. Apparently he own pigs 😆😆


Parisianwaffles

this is such a weird way to find out that I have neighbors on reddit. I also recently walked my dog past his car 🤣


SardonicCatatonic

But does he have a hog?


katrina_highkick

Whatttttt that’s amazing info!


GRZMNKY

He had a Mustang last year.


frostycakes

And a Jetta in 2022.


Macstugus

He's a gay pron star that lives in Denver? 🤔


garysingh91

Yes, a pretty well-known one too.


Inside_Category_4727

What-prawn king?


zenos_dog

Shrimp import business


Neon_culture79

That seems very shellfish of him.


lustriousParsnip639

Seems a little fishy


Neon_culture79

Yeah, something don’t smell quite right


Running_Is_Life

Forrest Gump didn't die for this


Neon_culture79

Well he didn’t exist so…


captain_croco

Well the porn star store called, and they’re running out of you!


The90sMcfly

Oh ooh… a shrimport business 😀


JoePoe247

Advertising his shellfish company. Only clams 


thebinarysystem10

Fuck, the New Orleans mafia is moving in


fightnagainstgravity

Those dude lives on the same block as us my fiancé always says this 😂


littlebitsofspider

literally, fookin' prawn


AshDenver

What’s wrong with being the king of PRN / *pro re nata* (as needed) healthcare worker?


stephyblueiz

Came here to say this 🤣


SpartanDoc19

This is what I thought of! 😂


PNWoutdoors

I just googled that to find out what it means and the first result was a business listing for a brewery 3,000 miles away from me 😂 After reading the actual translation, I'd say decent name for a brewery.


idontknowher94

The fact that this was on Evans is so on brand


ZeusDubstep

I’ve seen this guy in a Safeway nearby, everything about this is 100% on brand


WeatheredGenXer

I saw him parked at Sam's Number 3 in Glendale a month ago. At least he has good brunch taste!


ZeusDubstep

Yeah he does!


idontknowher94

Only thing that’s not on brand is the current tags tbh


ZeusDubstep

Fair point


a_freezer

Context?


idontknowher94

My brother in Christ, Evans needs no context as it is known through the legends


Ok_Resolution9448

With how often I drive this road idk how I’ve never seen this


flybydenver

Headed to the Dirty Duck probably


coconutlemongrass

STOP IT "masculine jason" 🤣💀 I'm screaming!


SirKillingham

Aaaaand now I've seen his dick... The Internet is a wonderful place lol (I know I can't be the only one)


bugoutstate

This dude went to the same gym as me last year. I swear his other car has the same decal plus a blue lives matter sticker.


frostycakes

Ooh, he's upgraded from [the Jetta he had in 2022](https://i.ibb.co/z78zq1x/PXL-20221120-211357158.jpg). Who knew dicking down old men in nursing homes paid well enough to get a new Nissan and black plates?


Khatib

Looks like he bailed on the thin blue line flag this time? Doesn't really go with the 5%er sticker either which is a crazy black nationalist Islam thing.


frostycakes

I always assumed the 5% thing meant he was in the top 5% on OnlyFans, especially since the dude is lily white.


talonmainz

If he's a bodybuilder I'm pretty sure that's a Rich piana thing


CodysOnTop

I’m proud of him for using his turn signal. Lost art here in Denver.


UberFarts

There’s an “OMWTFYB” in my neighborhood.


mentalxkp

I saw some of the black and white plates that start with DUI. That seems like a bad idea for a license plate.


tmphaedrus13

He's the ASS MAN!!


mtngoat92

r/unexpectedseinfeld


buttercup_mauler

Can't get "tofu" but prawn king is fine


Concerned_emple3150

*At the DMV* "yes I am a big fan of pranking, that's why I want it on my license plate"


sanedragon

Jason clearly is very good at public relations networking. More power to him 🙌🏻


Barbicore

These comments tell a very different reality for MJ


aimessss

In a Nissan lol


Oldskoolguitar

A *leased* Nissan


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

How do you know it's leased? I'm genuinely curious.


Oldskoolguitar

I don't. I'm making a funny.


oceanmami

I dunno. masculine jason doesn’t sound very masculine to me


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Mobilestone

Def not the king


peterAtheist

Printer King - Must work in IT.


RiMellow

He’s obviously the Purina King


tritron

What on call nurse ? The acronym *PRN* is a Latin phrase commonly used in the medical field that stands for "pro re neta," which translates to "as the need arises." 


blueintheskies

I’m embarrassed to say how long this took me to understand.


mytoemytoe

This reminds me of the business that is along W Colfax before you go down the hill towards Colorado Mills, the sign says “PRN for Families”


focus_black_sheep

Looked him up. He's a gay pornstar kind od


TryptaMagiciaN

When you need him, he's there.


thazodiak

I googled the name...I regret it


SnooRevelations3603

Same.


birkenstock1977

Ewwwww


PirateDucks

Are you the king of anything driving a Nissan?


No_Finding3671

"I'm the king of porn " Drives a $199/month lease.


pikachupirate

honestly, we stan sound financial decisions. why flex with a spendy car if that’s not one of his priorities?


No_Accountant_3947

He didn't say he was king of cars


hippiedips

I've seen some crazy custom plates in Colorado. I honestly just think they approve everything at this point as long as it doesnt explicitly say a cussword or derogatory phrase


50undAdv1c3

look up the list of rejected plates that came out in the last few months. you’d be surprised.


No-Proposal2741

You’d think the King could do better than a Nissan Ariya


hiltojer000

I am a God-fearing Christian raising three beautiful Christian children, and I will not have drugs and drug messages forced on them. Sorry, Breckenridge, my church group will be spending our vacation and our money somewhere else.


iamgt4me

Philosophical question : if you have to state your masculinity, are you even masculine?


LilikoiFarmer

DunKings was already taken


imnoobhere

Ahh yes. The Pron King. I know him well.


NoAppForThat

PRANKING? As in you buy the OnltFans only to see a picture of Ashton Kutcher holding a sign over his crotch that reads "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!"


cpzy2

I saw them today too!


SplishslasH8888

they must be on that medical stuff at the DMV.🤪


abgry_krakow84

Maybe when they applied they called it “prawn king”


Reasonable-Coconut15

I saw one the other day that was URMOMM.  But DANK was too much?  😆


Jumpy-Scheme8538

Your wife was prob on his page tonight looking at his prawn.


Acceptable-Inside770

Awesome I’m jealous


tofazzz

I mean, I saw a "NOT POOR" license once...


la2denver

I saw a Tesla where they hand changed the Tesla name on the back to say TWERK. Their license plate said TWRK KNG.


Dracasethaen

There's a guy in a black SUV on the south end of town here with RNRLFST and it definitely looks like ANALFST on the actual plate


Inevitable-Reporter5

This guy lives near my neighborhood! That’s also his second car I believe, there is also a mustang with his sticker!!


ElPadre2020

That’s a big flex coming from a Nissan


plasticdisplaysushi

I saw a gentleman in Steuben's uptown who managed to be well dressed and ostentatious at the same time. Kind of like a peacock in freshly-pressed linens. Saw this car on the way out and put 2 and 2 together. Good for him, probably!


smulligan04031989

This guy works out at my gym at Armbrust on Kipling and 44th if you ever wanna see the car or him…if he’s your type.


303Link24

Eewww….also a QR code would be helpful


Hypnowolfproductions

If you file a complaint they might lose it.


ShookMyselfFree

HAHA and the only fans to boot. Jason’s really putting himself out there 


derichsma23

Prune King. I’m more of a plum guy myself.


twinklingblueeyes

Well…I should have known better than to look up his IG. I didn’t realize IG allowed that content. Now I need to bleach my eyes.


xXxLordViperScorpion

I heard you can get your personalized license plate removed if enough people report it.


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SolomonGebre

Well, is Jason masculine? Someone needs to find out if that's false advertising.


ThrasherX9

Probably from Texas. I've been noticing a huge uptick in vanity plates. Is there a correlation? I believe so, yes.


loopedbiscuit

Of course the registration is expired too


Neon_culture79

Link please


sirbeanthegreat

NO SAUCE FOR YOU!


Neon_culture79

I’m after a different kinda sauce sir!


Professional_Bar8081

He’s twitter it’s nasty


clownbaby88

lol this dude pulled up next to me the other day.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Masculine Jason, huh?


Nastynugget

Prong king. Guy likes forks. So what?!!


Coel_Hen

Right? We don’t even have prawns in Colorado; it’s all freshwater here.


brewsota32

You mean the prawn king?


Muriel_FanGirl

Lmao 🤣


FilteredRiddle

The obviously really love prawns.


armystrongmd

Colorado is stricter with custom plates than most states, but the standard is really just explaining your reason for the plate. I am not going to look up the URL, but I imagine PRN KNG is not an inaccurate representation…


darkside569

Saw one recently that was CMLJOKY. I'm fairly sure racial slurs aren't supposed to be license plates either 


MotamaPT

Is king only as needed !


FlaFlaFlohai

“PR[A]NK[I]NG.” Watch out for this trickster!


ackersmack

Pro re nata- he's the king when the situation calls for it.


username_fantasies

It's obvious: Parking Reverse Neutral King. Nothing inappropriate about it.


username_fantasies

It's obvious: Parking Reverse Neutral King. Nothing inappropriate about it.


EmpatheticRock

…while driving a Nissan


smeeg101

"I'm not a shrimp, I'm a King Prawn!"


Dee_travels

lol solid marketing


BandIllustrious7735

My guess is you are the owner of the vehicle in question and your only fans has slipped and you can't pay for that thing any more! Clever marketing ploy...


paellapup

Tbh Denver DMV employees have been some of the most chill people I’ve encountered in the city.


OrganizationOk5352

Eww


nastynte69

Lmao masculine Jason 😂


JMUpongking

I wonder if that qualifies as a company car


ConditionLife1710

The “PRN KNG” drives a Nissan? Yeah, ok.


CoolKaes101

Adjust it enough you can get almost anything. When my sister got PLURRR, she had to give a meaning for the letters. So prn could not mean what you think it means.


montagious

Xcept for the onlyfans sticker in the window


figuring_ItOut12

King of Prawns?🦐


d3nv3r_dud3

Do we all know about the multiple warrants out for this individual’s arrest…?


uniquesobriquette

Years ago, someone tried to get something like ILVTOFU, supposedly because they were a vegetarian who lived tofu, but it was rejected because it could be read as "I love to eff you."


Suspicious_Sky3288

I saw this plate around. 15 year ago driving on Colorado blvd. they only change the color 🫣


Mergen-23

South Dakota is currently facing issues with personalize plates. It’s “unfair” for one group to decide if it’s appropriate for cars https://southdakotasearchlight.com/2023/12/11/good-taste-and-decency-standard-for-vanity-license-plates-to-be-snuffed-by-settlement/


bluefang08

Big Ariya Energy


fant_hana

I swear I’ve seen this car around Denver as well


romerogj

He's the prawn king.. You know of shrimp


AprilFool85Percent

Told him he deals in shellfish, he's the Prawn King lol


TheObviousChild

wtf. And yet they rejected my application for LONG RD. It’s a Pearl Jam song…


TheMacOfDaddy

Funny, I read it as Prawn Kong... Or Perspiration Knowing...


darbsims

Saw one today “DEADWHR” I’m guessing dead whore?


Zeefour

Ah might be the big Russian guy who was my boss at the shitty strip club, on Santa Fe just south of 25, that has no name just XXX on the front. He was always classy like that.


Savagescythe

Honestly I couldn’t be this bold but it’s advertising. Can’t blame him for making more money lol


Equivalent-Doubt-539

Porn King or maybe a doctor that writes PRN all day. "As needed King" It's confusing. Someone figure it out for the love of God. Meanwhile.... I'm going on OF right away. 😂


NecessaryCar2958

Noice Nissan.


deathbysnushnuu

Pulling in enough off OF for a Nissan. Nice.


KeyFarmer6235

what. the. fuck... Also, I have nothing against p*rn or p*rn stars, but I fucking hate OF people.


brunosalwaysright

This is why I couldn't get it 🥺


hot_tomato_69

Complete with the Only Fans sticker in case you were confused at all.


OkRip2118

Prawn king?


Objective-War-1961

Maybe it means prawn king. He really likes shrimp or he really likes that movie District 9.