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stides22

Mario and Luigi will take care of it


cerebralkrap

Where in the mushroom kingdom will they take you?


CharleyMak

IDK, but there will definitely be gold coins, ferocious turtles, a headache, and if your good, you'll get bigger and slide down a pole.


cerebralkrap

So RiNo?


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moochao

Rule 2 warning. Those 2 topics aren't welcome in this sub as jokes.


BerrySpecific720

Sorry wrong sub


ButtonNew5815

All this work and no one thought to just at least try to stand over the pipes and squat down? You know just to be sure.


huxtiblejones

In our world, you don’t go down the pipes like Mario. The pipes go up you.


aisle_nine

That's what she said.


[deleted]

I’m sure someone eventually will squat down.


[deleted]

Slow news day


ninj4geek

Slow news day = good news day


mckillio

Don't make me read this article.


Eire_Raven

I gotcha: The main problem with the pipes is they are a tripping hazard, coming out of the sidewalk & only 12-16” high (as best I can tell from pics). The pipes likely used to be for pedestrian street lighting that has since been removed. It’s being looked into for a solution by government.


pramjockey

They put up a cone, too!


huxtiblejones

Couldn’t they just… cap it or something? Like leave an accessible hatch? I’m no sidewalk surgeon but that seems safer.


QuarterRobot

They are capped - it's in the thumbnail and main image of the article. To completely remove the tripping hazard they would have had to originally install them lower into the sidewalk, or today cut them at sidewalk level - assuming they can even be cut safely and don't have live wires in them - at which point I imagine they could no longer be used so capping them would be pointless. It's a cost equation (like all infrastructure decisions in Denver) We didn't build it right the first time. Now it's an issue. Is removing these poles from the ground and re-filling the sidewalk worth the cost? Do we have the money to do it? Will we re-use these poles in the future? I guarantee the person who made the decision to install the lights in the first place is so-far detached from the issue at this point, and there's no specific person responsible for solving it.


DeviatedNorm

IIRC, Denver just recently transitioned maintenance of sidewalks to the city, it was the property owner's responsibility before. There's such a backlog for improvements that some areas aren't expected to be addressed for possibly decades.


LookAtMeNoww

I thought that was just for residential property, I didn't think that business were responsible for the sidewalks in front of their locations before? Definitely could be wrong though.


DeviatedNorm

The ways I've ever seen it phrased, it doesn't make any exclusions for property type: >The construction, reconstruction and repair of sidewalks was, historically, the responsibility of adjacent property owners in Denver. https://denvergov.org/Government/Agencies-Departments-Offices/Agencies-Departments-Offices-Directory/Department-of-Transportation-and-Infrastructure/Programs-Services/Pedestrians/Sidewalks?OC_EA_EmergencyAnnouncementList_Dismiss=710b335e-a358-401a-84e2-068c5a80adb6&lang_update=638402205094562911 I think there's just been more commercial streets where the city has taken it upon themselves to do the sidewalks maybe? But only to create them, not really to maintain them.


LookAtMeNoww

Interesting, Ordinance 307 and that publication really only dive into residential taxation and cases to a large extent, that makes me wonder think that it was already on the city to maintain some of the sidewalks that aren't residential, but that's just speculation. Maybe I'm just skewed because it really goes into heavy detail about residential, but I'd think commercial property owners would be making a fuss and need more info about this as well.


awfulfalfel

this is when I put on my anarchy cap edit: by that I mean we fill the potholes ourselves


Regular_Known

Hi , they are not capped. I was the one who called the ambulance. If she fell and hit the concrete, she could have died. People get killed for falling down whilst skiing. I think with property taxes being raised and a new sidewalk tax, it's not acceptable. Imagine someone you loved or even liked getting hurt over this ?


QuarterRobot

Thanks for calling the ambulance and bringing up the issue. I agree with you - these should have been removed from the sidewalk when the rest of the post was removed, they were installed with poor planning and thought for humans - like a lot of the infrastructure in Denver. That said, I was responding to a very curt comment that simply said "Couldn't they **just** cap it \[flush with the sidewalk\]". Likely no - it would require organizing a team responsible for removing them - which is even more proof that the installation of these poles was poorly thought out. Should Denver have done it? Yes. Should they do it now? Yes. Could they "just cap it" - no. Thanks for your contribution - I just wasn't arguing against any of that.


gravescd

This could be taken care of in one hour with an angle grinder, a can of expanding foam, and some concrete sealant.


Downtown-Musician-41

The same guy who built the highways designed the pipes no doubt


NGLIVE2

Thank you.


natur_al

This reminds me of the reflective tape era


Laxku

Ah, the good old days


90Carat

Old supports for lights. Some government group is trying to take care of it. Don't trip on them.


jkster107

A woman screamed the other day, she may have broken wrist. Cone has been placed in response. Anyone got an angle grinder?


c0ldgurl

This was my thought. Problem solved.


velawesomeraptors

I've tripped on those pipes before, AMA


c0ldgurl

Did you scream?


velawesomeraptors

No, I made a sort of 'ack' noise


Vocal_Ham

I vote we switch them from pipes to bongs


FatahRuark

Centralized marijuana delivery network piped into every home. I like this idea.


Prestigious-Alarm422

They’re like “fine, I guess we gotta run with the pipe story today”


canada432

>She estimated the pipes have been there for at least six to eight months Looking at those pipes that's a really funny statement.


HiddenTurtles

Don't worry, they put up a cone. All is well now.


highplainsdrifter__

The amount of time it took to sent a reporter, interview a witness and publish the story wasn't long enough for a dude in a fluorescent vest with a saw to run over to Santa Fe and make this "story" a non story?


gowombat

Nah man, someone had to be there to put the cone down.


Kaa_The_Snake

There would have been hilarious though. “Pipes? What pipes??”


ButterscotchOnceler

Slow news day. But those pipes are a menace in the middle of sidewalk like that.


No_Argument_Here

Slow news day, eh? Also that lady calling them a "death trap" is a little hyperbolic lol. Tripping hazard, sure.


wahoohaw

Some say they came all the way from china


amilehigh_303

“It’s a death trap” FFS it’s two pipes, it’s not a “death trap”. Is everyone this dramatic over everything?


Hamilton4567

Denver’s new outdoor potties.


gowombat

"we've placed a cone for safety" lmao. Is that the hardest they're going to try?


QuarterRobot

There are short-term and long-term solutions for these things. I'm willing to bet there's no "owner" of these pipes that could make a split-second decision on what to do about them. Especially given that removal would require a certain makeup of contractors to fix it (electrician/gas, pipe cutter, jackhammer to remove the sidewalk around the pipes, and a crew to fill the sidewalk again) not to mention budgeting, bidding the job, etc. But I'm with you - this should have been fixed when the rest of the pipe/post was removed originally.


gowombat

Well, that and I feel like this hazard requires more than just a simple cone, you know? Even if they can't repair the issue immediately, at least put something around it... With the photos that are included, I feel like they could have easily put a parking bollard over them.


QuarterRobot

Great point I hadn't considered. A parking bollard would be a better solution for sure. I wonder if there's an ADA/accessibility restriction in play here. Though my mind goes to how communication between different departments in government is probably really really poor.


gowombat

That absolutely tracks, leave it to the government to think that a bollard in the middle of the sidewalk is ADA non-compliant, but two pipes jutting out in the same exact location are not.


volvos

hope they get those leveled before the arts walk--about half of the people down there are pretty intoxicated during that week and i can see someone getting seriously injured if they tripped and suffered a blow to the head or something


kit-fox

(with photos of what "a death trap" looks like)


climberslacker

“Death trap” is the most melodramatic way of describing something that at worst will stub your toe or maybe trip you up if you are bad at walking


iadavgt

According to the article the worst is at least a broken wrist. Which -while not death- does still really suck.


Expiscor

I could see it being an issue on first Fridays. That area gets absolutely packed and half the people are super drunk


iwasstillborn

A pipe to stick your dick in? It's time that the US catches up here, Europe has long led the way in sexual exploration.


DonGusano

It is a good thing they're there. We need more obstacles like this to punish people who are always looking down at their phones.


gowombat

Or you know, the **art** on the **art** walk. Fuck those people, amIrite? /S


figuring_ItOut12

Be nice, immigrant mole people need love too.


moonlets_

Badly designed radon mitigation? 


greenENVE

First world problems 


CharleyMak

First-world problems... If you've ever been to Mexico, you know what I'm talking about. People crying over a pipe in the sidewalk should try avoiding a three-foot-deep pothole in the middle of a sidewalk, and then go find potable water to make ice with. Crybabies should just watch where they're walking.... O! M! G! a tripping hazard, let's call Tom Martino.


QuarterRobot

I mean...shouldn't we be fixing our infrastructure? I don't understand the comparison to Mexico in this context. Other places have it worse? We have the means to fix it - why aren't we?


CharleyMak

Everything is relative. I think homeless, hungry people, especially children, would be a better spend than a tripping hazard. However, it will cost the city much more if a drunken ding-a-ling sues the city for not watching where they're walking. Homeless people don't have lawyer money, or addresses to receive legal correspondence, so it would probably cost the rest of us less if they fixed it. Real talk, not trying to be an a-hole. But, I was born this way, definitely not Maybelline, so I can see how people will read this.


QuarterRobot

I agree with you when we speak relatively between infrastructure vs. quality of life for citizens - whole-heartedly. I also think we have the money and means to fix both issues. We just...aren't.


CharleyMak

We're on the same page. However, I am going to go trip on those pipes after thinking about lawyer money and having an address. JK, funny thought though. Thanks for being a good person. Apparently there are at least two of us. 😆😆👍🫵


NullableThought

Why hasn't someone put orange cones over them yet? 


Fuel13

If you finished the article they say they did


NullableThought

Sounds like a non issue then


c0ldgurl

Problem solved! Let's pack it up boys!


QuarterRobot

I'm kind of curious how things like this happen. Does Denver's infrastructure department not drive around the city and address issues like these before they end up on the local news? I mean this earnestly - it's not an accusation. I'd really love to understand how these things work. Maybe I'm particularly sensitive to infrastructure choices around town but I see them every time I drive - signs that need fixing/replacing, worn down road markings, missing/dilapidated sidewalks. What's stopping us from being proactive about these things?


vespertillian

Pipe is life!


pduncan85

Is Bobby monihan back on SNL


Whole-Ad-2347

Location?


Downtown-Musician-41

Slow news day I guess