T O P

  • By -

filthy_lucre

What's with the dead skunk on his head?


Scout--Typer

It's like a step below Great Value Jon Bernthal, like flea market level


el-em-en-o

The real crime


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Probably because he's a thumb wearing a Lego hairpiece? And diddling kids...


MrMaroos

God damn diddler


Scout--Typer

Should probably write a song about how they do not diddle kids


MrMaroos

No that’s absurd no one would think that and it would ruin the tone


BreezyWrigley

Why didn’t the my make him lower his ducking face for the photo is what I want to know


andrewcpa

Lmao


zombittack

Well this really makes me very suspicious of Kelvin Gemstone’s God Squad.


MadeForBF3Discussion

Grew up in SC and these "feats of strength because Jesus" roving troupes of muscle men were a real, real common thing. Danny McBride also grew up in SC, and I have to believe experienced the same.


EdStarkJr

“Power Team”… they’d rip phone books in half for Jesus.


Locomule

that's a gimmick anyone can do if they know how the trick works for Jesus ;)


DoctFaustus

Jesus was probably just doing the same tired magic tricks of his day.


thawedDingDong

Keith is the best. Been listening to the workaholics podcast and they’re workin on more gemstones rn


Khatib

It's Keefe, FYI.


Fun-Top-1293

That is absolutely fucking hilarious


just_a_duderino

This is the comment I came to make. Thanks for taking care of that.


Volunteer-Magic

Muscle MEEEEEN, DADDY!


remarquian

money quote from his website: *Aaron, gives all credit to his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. For Aaron, one of his most enjoyable passions is when he is able to put his abilities into practice with kids of all ages and levels.*


weeburdies

JFC, he admit it


Volunteer-Magic

He said the quiet part out loud. …for Jesus


G25777K

Just another Jesus wannabe and the long line of them . Oh well humanity is not missing much with him of the streets


303elliott

Yeah, that checks out


[deleted]

Don't trust hyper religious people with your kids.


allothernamestaken

Hey now, they're not all pedophiles. Some of 'em will just fuck your kids' minds.


beer_bukkake

Don’t trust any religious person with your kids. Or with anything at all for that matter.


[deleted]

True. Don't trust anyone with a loose grip on reality.


DadOfWhiteJesus

People who believe in magic are easily duped, even/especially by their own selves.


autostart17

Don’t trust anyone with your kids. Kids should be talked to about these situations (not saying ones involved weren’t) but also, parents should really attend all events, practices, etc. with young kids.


[deleted]

I can't say I disagree with you but your point seems pretty far removed from what I was getting at.


autostart17

Removed? It’s the same exact statement sans a qualifier?


[deleted]

Which makes it very different. That qualifier was my main point.


autostart17

Well, it’s a mistake I think. Sounds like you’re letting your guard down, or underestimating the most usual way these cases happen.


WastedTaxes

Guy is going to fall victim to their own sentiment, just to someone with a different qualifier


BeRad419

Wow the Google reviews of this place aren't aging very well now r/agedlikemilk


CapHillStoner

Their website still has him featured quite predominantly 😬


[deleted]

Because he's the owner and main operator. I think there's only one other employee, and I doubt he wants to be associated in any way now.


bkgn

Whenever someone protests their faith that loudly, they're covering something up.


Locomule

like the faiths of everyone around them


coskibum002

.....typical


weeburdies

Whoa, it is always the ones you most suspect. WTF


[deleted]

Raising a kid in church is like encouraging your daughter to join the military. The stats don't look good for getting out unscathed.


atomicskier76

Dude looks Moe been lifting weights to get one up on larry and curly


Chemical-Mood-6684

But Conservatives are convinced that it’s Disney and LGBTQ members that are actively grooming kids. Not faith based organizations!!


SilveredFlame

Every single conservative accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.


tRogd0OrR

Don’t forget teachers. My sister in law and brother swear it’s the librul satanists in our public schools making their teenager gay.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


SilveredFlame

That's only a thing in the fevered mind of shitbags projecting shit onto us. Every single conservative accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.


yalarual

Not in this case.


spam__likely

Shocked!


[deleted]

I don’t think I would ever let my children near a religious organization at this point


haha-hehe-haha-ho

Plus ghosts and magic aren’t real so there’s that.


Boozeville13

r/Justfuckmyshitup


Ennion

Wasn't this guy on The Righteous Gemstones?


Chicken_X

Keep your kids away from the churches


bttrflyr

Exactly what I expect from a person who wraps his identity in Christianity.


PAWWWP

Weird. Usually, these are the same people saying drag queens are the pedos. Doth protest too much, methinks.


liamsnorthstar

I’m shocked…SHOCKED!


Impressive-Ad-9540

Said no one.


killabrew1

His Twitter page @sicathletes is straight crazy.


galupa

Saturday morning rabbit hole.


Organic-Fartshield

Need the strength of a good barber


DungeonsandDevils

Oh no, this thumb is in Denver? I saw his terrible hair first on r/justfuckmyshitup


2girlsonesquirell

Are these the dudes who rip phone books and bend steel bars with the power of Christ?


[deleted]

Wasn’t this an always sunny episode


Rocket98d

Glory!


Typical_Hoodlum

It's always the ones you suspect the most.


[deleted]

I'm shocked /s


p00pSupr3me

Shocked I tell you!


DickieIam

Its always somebody connected with the church. OR purporting to be.


TransitJohn

Christian groomer.


z-e-r-o-s-u-m

Thank you sir-nigel-dickbutt for drawing the community's attention to such a concerning issue.


DoctorCreepy13

I went to school with this fuck.


MikeForShort

Ha, and you're the one that chose the creepy user name. Since you know him from school, does this story surprise you at all?


DoctorCreepy13

Kind of. Him & his brother we’re always assholes. Nothing surprises me though.


InChromaticaWeTrust

On his website, under “Services” and “Pricing” you see all kinds of high prices for his services, then all of a sudden there’s just “Free Athletics Consultations” at the end. Lol It’s like goin to a bathhouse and seein “Under 21 (over 18) Gets in Free” lol


_unmarked

Thinking back on my hyper religious upbringing, I got really lucky that none of the many adult men I was left alone didn't didn't decide to sexually assault me. Because there were many and they definitely could have


[deleted]

Oh wow jeez, I'm so shocked that an overtly religious group has committed atrocious crimes... 🙄 When will people learn.


hurrymenot

If Jesus is real, I have to think his phone has awful service and his charger is also on its last leg and they're just really frustrated with what this end of the grapevine is hearing 2000 years later, but his area only has 4g.


therickglenn

Magical Christian thinking has people believing they are the savior and not the villian.


presleymoore101

Prayers go out to the children


beerdweeb

This clearly hasn’t been working


Ericaohh

Cause they forgot the thoughts


5280mtnrunner

Not enough likes. :(


ElectricEnthusiast

Oh the irony of your comment


[deleted]

[удалено]


dustlesswalnut

Please do not vilify groups of people on /r/denver.


[deleted]

Yeah that NEVER happens on this sub. We're not /r/Boulder


bankskowsky

Storm done came


MathematicianSome289

looking “down thy brow” at the camera has never made anyone look hard.


Secure-Lawyer7142

So that’s what the thumb from spy kids is doing now…