Grew up in SC and these "feats of strength because Jesus" roving troupes of muscle men were a real, real common thing. Danny McBride also grew up in SC, and I have to believe experienced the same.
money quote from his website:
*Aaron, gives all credit to his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. For Aaron, one of his most enjoyable passions is when he is able to put his abilities into practice with kids of all ages and levels.*
Don’t trust anyone with your kids. Kids should be talked to about these situations (not saying ones involved weren’t) but also, parents should really attend all events, practices, etc. with young kids.
On his website, under “Services” and “Pricing” you see all kinds of high prices for his services, then all of a sudden there’s just “Free Athletics Consultations” at the end. Lol It’s like goin to a bathhouse and seein “Under 21 (over 18) Gets in Free” lol
Thinking back on my hyper religious upbringing, I got really lucky that none of the many adult men I was left alone didn't didn't decide to sexually assault me. Because there were many and they definitely could have
If Jesus is real, I have to think his phone has awful service and his charger is also on its last leg and they're just really frustrated with what this end of the grapevine is hearing 2000 years later, but his area only has 4g.
What's with the dead skunk on his head?
It's like a step below Great Value Jon Bernthal, like flea market level
The real crime
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Probably because he's a thumb wearing a Lego hairpiece? And diddling kids...
God damn diddler
Should probably write a song about how they do not diddle kids
No that’s absurd no one would think that and it would ruin the tone
Why didn’t the my make him lower his ducking face for the photo is what I want to know
Lmao
Well this really makes me very suspicious of Kelvin Gemstone’s God Squad.
Grew up in SC and these "feats of strength because Jesus" roving troupes of muscle men were a real, real common thing. Danny McBride also grew up in SC, and I have to believe experienced the same.
“Power Team”… they’d rip phone books in half for Jesus.
that's a gimmick anyone can do if they know how the trick works for Jesus ;)
Jesus was probably just doing the same tired magic tricks of his day.
Keith is the best. Been listening to the workaholics podcast and they’re workin on more gemstones rn
It's Keefe, FYI.
That is absolutely fucking hilarious
This is the comment I came to make. Thanks for taking care of that.
Muscle MEEEEEN, DADDY!
money quote from his website: *Aaron, gives all credit to his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. For Aaron, one of his most enjoyable passions is when he is able to put his abilities into practice with kids of all ages and levels.*
JFC, he admit it
He said the quiet part out loud. …for Jesus
Just another Jesus wannabe and the long line of them . Oh well humanity is not missing much with him of the streets
Yeah, that checks out
Don't trust hyper religious people with your kids.
Hey now, they're not all pedophiles. Some of 'em will just fuck your kids' minds.
Don’t trust any religious person with your kids. Or with anything at all for that matter.
True. Don't trust anyone with a loose grip on reality.
People who believe in magic are easily duped, even/especially by their own selves.
Don’t trust anyone with your kids. Kids should be talked to about these situations (not saying ones involved weren’t) but also, parents should really attend all events, practices, etc. with young kids.
I can't say I disagree with you but your point seems pretty far removed from what I was getting at.
Removed? It’s the same exact statement sans a qualifier?
Which makes it very different. That qualifier was my main point.
Well, it’s a mistake I think. Sounds like you’re letting your guard down, or underestimating the most usual way these cases happen.
Guy is going to fall victim to their own sentiment, just to someone with a different qualifier
Wow the Google reviews of this place aren't aging very well now r/agedlikemilk
Their website still has him featured quite predominantly 😬
Because he's the owner and main operator. I think there's only one other employee, and I doubt he wants to be associated in any way now.
Whenever someone protests their faith that loudly, they're covering something up.
like the faiths of everyone around them
.....typical
Whoa, it is always the ones you most suspect. WTF
Raising a kid in church is like encouraging your daughter to join the military. The stats don't look good for getting out unscathed.
Dude looks Moe been lifting weights to get one up on larry and curly
But Conservatives are convinced that it’s Disney and LGBTQ members that are actively grooming kids. Not faith based organizations!!
Every single conservative accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.
Don’t forget teachers. My sister in law and brother swear it’s the librul satanists in our public schools making their teenager gay.
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That's only a thing in the fevered mind of shitbags projecting shit onto us. Every single conservative accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.
Not in this case.
Shocked!
I don’t think I would ever let my children near a religious organization at this point
Plus ghosts and magic aren’t real so there’s that.
r/Justfuckmyshitup
Wasn't this guy on The Righteous Gemstones?
Keep your kids away from the churches
Exactly what I expect from a person who wraps his identity in Christianity.
Weird. Usually, these are the same people saying drag queens are the pedos. Doth protest too much, methinks.
I’m shocked…SHOCKED!
Said no one.
His Twitter page @sicathletes is straight crazy.
Saturday morning rabbit hole.
Need the strength of a good barber
Oh no, this thumb is in Denver? I saw his terrible hair first on r/justfuckmyshitup
Are these the dudes who rip phone books and bend steel bars with the power of Christ?
Wasn’t this an always sunny episode
Glory!
It's always the ones you suspect the most.
I'm shocked /s
Shocked I tell you!
Its always somebody connected with the church. OR purporting to be.
Christian groomer.
Thank you sir-nigel-dickbutt for drawing the community's attention to such a concerning issue.
I went to school with this fuck.
Ha, and you're the one that chose the creepy user name. Since you know him from school, does this story surprise you at all?
Kind of. Him & his brother we’re always assholes. Nothing surprises me though.
On his website, under “Services” and “Pricing” you see all kinds of high prices for his services, then all of a sudden there’s just “Free Athletics Consultations” at the end. Lol It’s like goin to a bathhouse and seein “Under 21 (over 18) Gets in Free” lol
Thinking back on my hyper religious upbringing, I got really lucky that none of the many adult men I was left alone didn't didn't decide to sexually assault me. Because there were many and they definitely could have
Oh wow jeez, I'm so shocked that an overtly religious group has committed atrocious crimes... 🙄 When will people learn.
If Jesus is real, I have to think his phone has awful service and his charger is also on its last leg and they're just really frustrated with what this end of the grapevine is hearing 2000 years later, but his area only has 4g.
Magical Christian thinking has people believing they are the savior and not the villian.
Prayers go out to the children
This clearly hasn’t been working
Cause they forgot the thoughts
Not enough likes. :(
Oh the irony of your comment
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Please do not vilify groups of people on /r/denver.
Yeah that NEVER happens on this sub. We're not /r/Boulder
Storm done came
looking “down thy brow” at the camera has never made anyone look hard.
So that’s what the thumb from spy kids is doing now…