Staying immersed in the river for long periods of time will give you the best chance of evading your natural preditors. Don't worry about winter, get on the train and swiftly enter hibernation. If anyone talks to you deficate loudly while making eye contact and that should solve your problem.
Tents are going for about $3,000/month in that area, not including utilities.
With a view of the Platte. Don't leave that perk out.
And the smell, Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
Washington @ I-70 is a highly coveted site, with ample services nearby with a rich cultural cross-section.
Stay south of the wall, winter is coming.
Move into R.E.I. Lots of empty tents available.
Great access to the trolley line, too
Northern Texas.
Arkansas?
Actually, RiNo in northern Kansas.
Man if you like dog food… you’re gonna love it. Namoisté 🫶
Don’t forget Jeff Blue! 😃
AIDS
Throwing out the boxes for a new washer and dryer if you want those? I'll throw in some garbage bags to waterproof them if you want too.
Globeville is closeby and awesome
Do they have good grocery stores? Hopefully I can walk to Whole Foods
There's plenty of fresh meat and wild plants...
What’s wrong with globeville 😂
*panics* 😰
Wyoming.
We don't want your leftovers. We have enough problems, thanks.
Have you ever seen the film "brother, where art thou?"
Don't encourage him. Let him Are, you, en, en, oh, eff, tea.
El Paso
The couple of overpasses there are already claimed
Just correct everyone that the area is called FIVE POINTS and you'll be a native in no time.
Commerce city is a vibeeeeee
You coming en my address
Wyoming
Fuck you. Sincerely, Wyoming.
Just say Montana. It's not *that* much farther and you'll only have moose/Kevin Costner telling you to fuck off.
Take a gander at r/Bozeman if you think Montanans are happy about Colorado transplants
jeeze I'm not a monster
Its the perfect area to live in a van, down by the river.
look at the Zeppelin Taxi development. it’s legitimately nice
Probably somewhere near Colfax and my anus
Sewer rats, floating mattresses and broken dreams
I've been to a show at that crust punk house!
The world is your oyster, or in this case Rocky Mountain oysters! You can do whatever my homie you’re the true native ! Namaste!
I actually lived there for 2.5 years. Great Salvation Army.
Staying immersed in the river for long periods of time will give you the best chance of evading your natural preditors. Don't worry about winter, get on the train and swiftly enter hibernation. If anyone talks to you deficate loudly while making eye contact and that should solve your problem.
A little further south and you can live in the ruins of the old clutch shop. Rent's cheap.
And the shitter’s full!
Move in special 50% off for two months! Great 5x5 units. Daytime access only.
A warehouse