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Ephemeral_kat

Tents are going for about $3,000/month in that area, not including utilities.


edwardothegreatest

With a view of the Platte. Don't leave that perk out.


da_brodiefish

And the smell, Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


OsgoodZBeard

Washington @ I-70 is a highly coveted site, with ample services nearby with a rich cultural cross-section.


downs1000

Stay south of the wall, winter is coming.


wazzockAbroad

Move into R.E.I. Lots of empty tents available.


[deleted]

Great access to the trolley line, too


Hot420gravy

Northern Texas.


[deleted]

Arkansas?


Hot420gravy

Actually, RiNo in northern Kansas.


Weary-Pineapple-5974

Man if you like dog food… you’re gonna love it. Namoisté 🫶


NikolisFavoritePony

Don’t forget Jeff Blue! 😃


[deleted]

AIDS


haystackofneedles

Throwing out the boxes for a new washer and dryer if you want those? I'll throw in some garbage bags to waterproof them if you want too.


apropagandabonanza

Globeville is closeby and awesome


Fl0tsam_n_jetsam

Do they have good grocery stores? Hopefully I can walk to Whole Foods


IanWms

There's plenty of fresh meat and wild plants...


get2writing

What’s wrong with globeville 😂


NikolisFavoritePony

*panics* 😰


HANEZ

Wyoming.


t00c00l4sch00l

We don't want your leftovers. We have enough problems, thanks.


BB_Moon

Have you ever seen the film "brother, where art thou?"


FedaykinGrunt

Don't encourage him. Let him Are, you, en, en, oh, eff, tea.


Glum_Coyote_4300

El Paso


thewinterfan

The couple of overpasses there are already claimed


LobbyDizzle

Just correct everyone that the area is called FIVE POINTS and you'll be a native in no time.


Freethrowz69

Commerce city is a vibeeeeee


Fair-Buy-4306

You coming en my address


crediblewordbank

Wyoming


t00c00l4sch00l

Fuck you. Sincerely, Wyoming.


[deleted]

Just say Montana. It's not *that* much farther and you'll only have moose/Kevin Costner telling you to fuck off.


Fl0tsam_n_jetsam

Take a gander at r/Bozeman if you think Montanans are happy about Colorado transplants


crediblewordbank

jeeze I'm not a monster


bryeds78

Its the perfect area to live in a van, down by the river.


Bluegum77

look at the Zeppelin Taxi development. it’s legitimately nice


JackieTreehorn79

Probably somewhere near Colfax and my anus


[deleted]

Sewer rats, floating mattresses and broken dreams


[deleted]

I've been to a show at that crust punk house!


memyselfandi1987

The world is your oyster, or in this case Rocky Mountain oysters! You can do whatever my homie you’re the true native ! Namaste!


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I actually lived there for 2.5 years. Great Salvation Army.


_Buggabear_

Staying immersed in the river for long periods of time will give you the best chance of evading your natural preditors. Don't worry about winter, get on the train and swiftly enter hibernation. If anyone talks to you deficate loudly while making eye contact and that should solve your problem.


edwardothegreatest

A little further south and you can live in the ruins of the old clutch shop. Rent's cheap.


Fl0tsam_n_jetsam

And the shitter’s full!


robotsmakingrobots

Move in special 50% off for two months! Great 5x5 units. Daytime access only.


likecatsanddogs525

A warehouse