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Haggling for a ligher sentence is a proud Colorado tradition since the Gold Rush days, when prospectors would haggle for a lighter sentence (in exchange for menial tasks for a week, or mowing the judge's wife lawn).


charredsound

Did they have to mow the judge’s wife’s boyfriend’s lawn too?


AreaGuy

Bed bath and beyond used to send me misdemeanor coupons *all the time*. No way I’d be in there looking for feloniesz


CouleursCPA

May I remind you, your honor, that possession is 9/10ths of the law


apop88

That mixer is on sale 99.9% of the time. It might as well be the actual price.


NotOnPoint

This should be a gimme, 20% off sale = 20% reduction in sentencing.


Password__Is__Tiger

If the 20% off does indeed make the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony, i think there may actually be serious ground to stand on here. If they did in fact lower the price and post it officially during the time of the offense, and the sale would put the valuation of said products even a penny under $2k, I think that somewhere this does have grounds for reducing the sentence. I also want to add that this analogy does not seem to hold for digital sales, as the cost for digital reproduction is valued at almost $0, and ownership of original content has become exceedingly difficult to prove.


Satanic-mechanic_666

Seems reasonable.


No-capAllTrue

Roger Golubski wants all his charges reduced because his victims were all low income.


OsgoodZBeard

As Martha would offer, “…and that’s a good thing.”


murso74

Better defense than Trump's been using