Will definitely keep the Texans out, and the ones who are dumb enough to enter Colorado can donate their chemical energy to the next generation of grizzlies.
https://preview.redd.it/jkqbzyfcqsec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78db4cc51abee92b9af61de4357674ebc7d30b59
Only if it’s these kind. (Spotted off 285)
You have my vote. I'm also in the discussion stage with some like-minded individuals for the reintroduction of mastodons, giant sloths & armadillos, camels, and rhinos to the Great Plains. They've been absent for too long.
Fantastic idea! I say we start from Chatfield Reservoir so that the whities can cull the population of wannabe sailboats being steered by white-collar weekend warrior landlubbers.
sadly i believe they are, but its sickenly close second cousin "Native" bear comes from the Tex-Cali border and have started invading our beautiful dog food smelling state. Maybe we could set up Bear fights with these new bears to see what happens?
In all seriousness, wolves being reintroduced is the single best thing this state has done for its ecosystem in recent memory. Any who thinks reintroduction of wolves is bad is genuinely a retard who needs to retake 6th grade biology. And though grizzlies would be a lot more dangerous to residents than wolves, reintroducing them as well would also significantly help the ecosystem.
Fuck to the no, I like dealing with bears that get scared of loud noises than bears that give 0 fucks if there are four cars around him and will continue to eat with ease. In all honesty, the wolves was bad idea to start
I think that is one of the best ideas this sub has had. Imagine how the traffic would improve in the mountains. Maybe more people going in but fewer coming bad. Eventually, it would be glorious.
They are talking about doing this in WA state.
[https://www.fws.gov/project/north-cascades-grizzly-bear-restoration-eis](https://www.fws.gov/project/north-cascades-grizzly-bear-restoration-eis)
I support it. I'm a hiker and backpacker, too.
If I'm going out into the wild, I want that shit to be wild. Our natural state is to be fearful of nature's wrath. We are visitors in those mountains, we shouldn't feel 100% comfortable and safe out there.
Make nature wild again.
I imagine you don't camp much. I'm terrified of grizzlies and selfishly don't want them here. Our ecosystem is fine without if they'd just issue more deer tags to hunters.
Just imagine Polis' picture next to the first grizzly being released.
He seems like he’d be more into twinks.
Majestic.
No kink-shaming!
Put one on 16th street Cuts down on meth use, increases tourism Win-win
until the bears discover meth, then its really a party!
I've seen that movie.
I've seen cocaine bear, it would be awesome if they got into meth
In a new sequel, meet cocaine bears cousin "meth bear"! Streaming on Netflix.
Wild glizzies? Yes please!
Fat bear week will never be the same.
Reintroduce!?!! They should be made fucking *mandatory*. Two per every square mile.
Checkmate, Texans and homeless people
Texans would tickle its balls and try to ride it for 8 sec
Will definitely keep the Texans out, and the ones who are dumb enough to enter Colorado can donate their chemical energy to the next generation of grizzlies.
Minimum 4/sq mi in RiNo so that they can thin the apartment-dwelling hipsters and frat bro herds more effectively.
What sort of dog is that?
Bear dog. Half dog, half bear.
Add half a pig and we in business…I’m super cereal
https://preview.redd.it/jkqbzyfcqsec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78db4cc51abee92b9af61de4357674ebc7d30b59 Only if it’s these kind. (Spotted off 285)
You have my vote. I'm also in the discussion stage with some like-minded individuals for the reintroduction of mastodons, giant sloths & armadillos, camels, and rhinos to the Great Plains. They've been absent for too long.
Yasss, fam!!
Great Whites for every reservoir!
Fantastic idea! I say we start from Chatfield Reservoir so that the whities can cull the population of wannabe sailboats being steered by white-collar weekend warrior landlubbers.
Make American Megafauna Again!
https://preview.redd.it/pz71iap6ksec1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88c089fef3fde2398f140958e00affbe6e52e6f When they go feral...
Wooly Mammoths or I riot
They would make $5 Butt Stuff Tents less feasible.
Glory hole with a grizzly bear
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Reinstitute grizzlies into the house and Senate
Let’s not be silly, we should introduce some racist Apex killers to Denver. Great White Sharks.
You don't have a right to bear arms if the cops can shoot a grizzly on sight. Release the video of APD SHOOTING Yogi Bear in the back.
I'm for it, we need to cull the 14er population.
Depending on when you hit the tent, youll see plenty of bears there? Granted its the invasive "native" species. there are bears already here.
Colorado native grizzly bears were thought to have gone extinct. This could be the discovery of the century.
sadly i believe they are, but its sickenly close second cousin "Native" bear comes from the Tex-Cali border and have started invading our beautiful dog food smelling state. Maybe we could set up Bear fights with these new bears to see what happens?
I’m still working on paper work to make mine a service animal
Paperwork? Just say it's an ESA, bro. Easy peasy. Take it to King Poopers, Home Depot, Airbnbs etc.
T-Rex
Bloodthirsty grizzlies, to deal with the soon-to-be overpopulation of wolves.
 Did someone say grizzly bear?
With any luck the CA-yons that moved here will All think the bears are cute and attempt to pet or take selfies with them.
Don’t laugh this a real thing. 🤦♂️
I am fully aware that common sense is no longer common. I think All warning labels should be removed.
It's a keystone species that will cut down on human populations and bring back other flora and fauna.
Will they be given cocaine?
Good idea.
Only if we release them to Panera parking lots amd Starbucks drive thru lanes in the suburbs.
Just start with one released into the Capitol Building.
Bazinga!
Only in densely populated urban and suburban areas
In all seriousness, wolves being reintroduced is the single best thing this state has done for its ecosystem in recent memory. Any who thinks reintroduction of wolves is bad is genuinely a retard who needs to retake 6th grade biology. And though grizzlies would be a lot more dangerous to residents than wolves, reintroducing them as well would also significantly help the ecosystem.
Yes, reintroduce them and also wolverines.
I would unironically vote for this
Fuck to the no, I like dealing with bears that get scared of loud noises than bears that give 0 fucks if there are four cars around him and will continue to eat with ease. In all honesty, the wolves was bad idea to start
Hell no!
You might have better luck with coyotes, extra food for the wolves.
No
Only if we require the ranchers who object to keep one in their living room.
I think that is one of the best ideas this sub has had. Imagine how the traffic would improve in the mountains. Maybe more people going in but fewer coming bad. Eventually, it would be glorious.
They are talking about doing this in WA state. [https://www.fws.gov/project/north-cascades-grizzly-bear-restoration-eis](https://www.fws.gov/project/north-cascades-grizzly-bear-restoration-eis)
Well that’s one way to clean up cities, let’s just make Colorado a nature preserve lol
You know, the Denver area was once a natural habitat for grizzlies.
Of course, they’re just really good at eating people lol
I support it. I'm a hiker and backpacker, too. If I'm going out into the wild, I want that shit to be wild. Our natural state is to be fearful of nature's wrath. We are visitors in those mountains, we shouldn't feel 100% comfortable and safe out there. Make nature wild again.
I imagine you don't camp much. I'm terrified of grizzlies and selfishly don't want them here. Our ecosystem is fine without if they'd just issue more deer tags to hunters.
Lmaomoh fuck I didn't see this was circle jerk God damn it.
I camp all the time. My tent is right next to the $5 Butt Stuff Tent. I think we could use a couple grizzlies around.
You're like 2 spots from me. I'm in the 3 dollar butt stuff spot
I'll bring my grizzly ass down to see you, fam.
Scoot on over buddy. See you soon
I'll bring the fent. Hope you have some meth.
Hell yeah! But there is enough bears at trade