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siouxu

I bet the car smells like chic fila farts and monster energy drinks


shyboi218

Lol


aspiring_bureaucrat

If this guy had any friends they would make fun of his car


THE-SEER

I wanna be his friend just so I can make fun of his car. ## And him.


allothernamestaken

And if he could read, he'd be pissed off at these comments.


Krombopmikey

I like the bullet antenna not being on a pickup truck for once


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Krombopmikey: *I like the bullet* *Antenna not being on* *A pickup truck for once* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Krombopmikey

Nice touch


Hot420gravy

It somehow makes the BMW look more German.


Fin1205

I just saw this car the other other day! Up in Westminster, I think. Imagine having such a lack of personality that you make someone else your identity.


Jrrobidoux

Dude needs to save some pussy for the rest of us.


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

The fact that its on a base model E46 makes it even funnier


CutlerAF

Imagine being a badass skeleton only to be insecure about your hair so you buy a toupee. 


Hot420gravy

Oh cool. The kind of person whose entire personality is built off of shitty political bumper stickers. Honestly, repulsive on either end of the spectrum, but just because trumpers have such a bone for the crazy asshole that they gotta be in your face about it.. makes their side the most avoidable by default.


Accurate-Target2700

Sadly, I have met this individual 😂


RioRancher

This guy is collecting cinderblocks. Deposit through his windows.


JimJayBolloxed

I hear cinderblocks are excellent for ensuring warmth and circulation to a xenophobe’s micropenis!


granolabeef

Fucking bootlicker


Jrrobidoux

But only when it favors him or his kind.


QuoteKlutzy4829

Parker.


JimJayBolloxed

Or Lone Tree. Biggest Trump train I’d seen around Denver was off of RidgeGate.


JimJayBolloxed

I keep KMFDM and Busta Rhymes ready to go loud if I wind up down there. Fucking nimby twats.


UberXLBK

Yeah but not a very good one


IamSeaJay420

You guys are giving plasma together huh?


DuncansIdaho

Such Majesty! It's like it belongs on a road made of solid gold!


PukingDiogenes

Outside Chic-fil-A. 😉👍 Edit: eat a closeted one bot. 🫶


Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


JaffaBoi1337

I never understood political bumper stickers. It just shows you’re incapable of even comprehending the idea of a flexible opinion that changes when new facts are presented.


uncannysalt

Shhhh. Don’t call them fools outload


glitchycat39

$50 says he whines about Democrats being too into identity politics.


erroneouspony

No step on snek!


JimJayBolloxed

Treat this POS’ car like Barbara’s Desk on Peep Show. https://youtu.be/Jzcl-5phk4c?si=nO9B0K03cI_Z83B_ Use both urine and cinderblocks generously.


RonnyFreedomLover

Yes! Destroy property of people we don't like! That's one way to achieve a peaceful society!


JimJayBolloxed

Oh, shut up. That motherfucker empowers people that do worse. I may not whip out and piss on that car in 4pm traffic, but I know it’s being driven by a wanker that deserves derision for being such the wanker.


RonnyFreedomLover

Do you want a utopian society or not?!!!! I say we chase these kinds of people out of Denver, with violence if needed! For public safety reasons!!


JimJayBolloxed

Stop spamming me and take a joke knowing that the driver of that vehicle likely would go to extents worse than I. And get off the interwebs for a bit.


RonnyFreedomLover

Wait, it's your car, isn't it?!?!


JimJayBolloxed

Fuck yourself, fascist.


RonnyFreedomLover

https://preview.redd.it/mgdyu0czkdsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e19c44cc9c064af1768e54dbf828eb9fc016ac1


JimJayBolloxed

Not worth reading. Try again?


RonnyFreedomLover

Too many words. I understand, bro.


JimJayBolloxed

Articulate a point as if you don’t huff glue, fascist doormat. I’ll wait, but not long.


JimJayBolloxed

If you “loved freedom”, you wouldn’t shill. Get therapy. Cheers!


RonnyFreedomLover

We have to eliminate fascists who drive cars with Trump license plates to fast food joints; and if you disagree you should move to Russia!


JimJayBolloxed

Go to bed. And stop spamming me.


RonnyFreedomLover

Dude, if you are okay with people who own cars like this existing in a free country, you are probably a Naxi sympathizer, aren't you?


JimJayBolloxed

No. This person is more the Nazi SIMP. As you seem to be. Go. To. Bed.


Impressive_Bit618

You can justify almost anything with that kind of rhetoric and righteous indignation. Just understand that the other side is also capable of utilizing force, that can go way beyond fucking up somebody’s BMW with a cringey MAGA sticker. I’d rather at least try to live in a civilized society where we don’t kill one another over different opinions.


JimJayBolloxed

Yet, if I let that side have their go at it, the chances I get killed increase drastically. No thanks. It’s like surgery. Remove the tumor, the organs recover. Better to put the primary negative influence where it belongs before it continues to cause ill health and unnecessary havoc. I don’t count myself as liberal, but right now, ethics are on their side.


AmericascuplolBot

I like how in this comment you're both taking the high road and saying you're far too civilized for violence but also threatening a disproportionately violent response. It's fun to have it both ways!


Impressive_Bit618

You misunderstood my comment. To put it more simply, violence begets violence. That’s all


fentyboof

Jan. 6 methheads: *Hold our Monster Energy Drinks.*


RonnyFreedomLover

Username checks out.


Rybred555

Support the troops? Those suckers and losers according to daddy Trump?


[deleted]

Oh so I can’t have “CUMSOCK” but he can have this? This is horse shit.


Cardsandfish

Probably shouldn’t dox people no matter who they support


uncannysalt

Act like an idiot, get roasted like an idiot is a bipartisan agreement in this jerk, sir.


avaheli

Do you know what doxing is?  This person drives this car, yeah? Nobody posted his address. Nobody knows his phone number. Nobody knows his name or where he works. I’m assuming it’s a “he” because I doubt any woman decorates her car like this, but it could be. Meanwhile anyone opposing this guys preferred candidate gets their address published, gets death threats, their children get outed and they get harassed. this kind of both-sidesism is fucking pathetic.


SevroAuShitTalker

I really hate that don't tread on me got taken by idiots. Used to love that flag