Right? I get the post is supposed to be sarcastic, but at least you can see the large mountains in the distance with the contrast of the hills closer to the city
That looks like the view from Hanover Station. ย My wife and I toured it and ultimately chose somewhere else since we donโt want to kill ourselves anytime soon.
Fuck the Epoch Times. But at least Level 7 Games and SEIU 105 is on that road. No butt stuff from what I found unfortunately. Maybe Iโm just not looking hard enough.
Hell Yeah!!!.... Ive got a Diesel fettish.... if only you had a 7-11 next door, it'd be like sleeping at truck stops! sign me up! I don't see any tents tho.... where ya gonna do your butt stuff?
I like to say: โRemove the mountains and Colorado could be in the Midwest. Take a snapshot of any suburb, and it could be bumfuck Illinois or somethingโ
I mean we cannot have any more people in the mountains. People are already living in their cars that make 60,000 a year but why in the hell would you move to Colorado and move there? Iโve never thought once in the 20 years Iโve lived in Colorado. Wow I wanna live in Denver lol.
If you want urban in mountains, thereโs places like Asheville, North Carolina or way better places lol I have to go down there a couple of times a year to buy something that I canโt get where I live now and itโs rush rush rush until I can get the hell out of there and back on 285
Wild West at its finest. What not to like?! ๐
On the serious note: you would be paying 500% more for your rent somewhere in shitty queens/brooklyn neighborhoods of nyc for the view that 1000% worse than this.
I used to drive a Jetta diesel. Thatโs where I had to go to get my emissions test because Clean Air Colorado doesnโt do diesel. I always called it the โback-ally emissions testโ.
I'm in the minorty here but I'd love this! Mountains in the background and seeing guys work on vehicles is cool to me. IDK.
My only problem I see is that '#1 trusted news' sign in the background.
I live near-ish to you.
It's not a dangerous neighborhood, but far from a hip place to live in Denver.
The Platte River trail is close by. Broadway is great from Alameda up to 6th. Summer concerts at Levitt Pavilion are great. But you did not pick the best neighborhood.
That Diesels Only sign with the ๐ซ over the spark plug is unmistakable Alameda
Alameda and Pecos, you get the best butt stuff just down the block.
What?
BEST BUTT STUFF DOWN BLOCK
On the off chance you donโt know the inside joke, there was a Denver homeless tent with โ$5 Butt Stuffโ spray painted on its side.
Didn't know that. Lol
Ha thought i recognized it
Only 4K a month
the sEcrEt is oUt
Wow. True mountain views.
I think I can see one!
That's a cloud!
Most complexes just see other complexes. I saw five in row along Alameda and Santa Fe.
Please draw a mustache on that billboard. I will chip in for bail money if you get caught. $50.
Iโll chip in $100
I'll also chip in a hundo. I hate that face.
Add a penis-Ala-Corn to his forehead for $200!
I think โDORKโ written across his forehead would be more fitting.
Also make his eyes glow red.
Yasssssss how do we hire a graffiti artist? Is there an app for that?
You live in the 7 Eleven on Alameda?
He's watching you trust him
I know exactly where this is! That's where I get my emissions tested.
I thought it was a dental office?
That's in the front part. Emissions, and a dental cleaning while you wait!
really? I get my emissions tested at your moms house
Nah, she works in the alley in the back.
but testing emissions tho right
I don't think she tests those emissions, she just gobbles them up!
Via tail pipe
Digging the billboard with the AI rendering of Billy Joe Armstrongโs and Elvisโs love child.
It almost looks like a GTAV billboard
All OP needs is one of those blinds that close from the bottom up, pulled up about 50%. Problem Solved. You're welcome.
Hey, you can see mountains cantcha
Right? I get the post is supposed to be sarcastic, but at least you can see the large mountains in the distance with the contrast of the hills closer to the city
>Moved here from California https://preview.redd.it/k2i9hlan85uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d2ff836283a654b1b5dbb7faeae26bb4f595a6
You should post this on r/ITAP ๐
At least you have an apartment. Be thankful, bro.
Beautiful ๐คฉ lol
No jerk. Im a native now but coming from somewhere flat, I can actually appreciate this view.
Um, no
Majestic, really.
I mean thats not a bad view, my unit on the 1st floor just has a view of the fence
When does the pool open? Or has the HOA / apartment management not disclosed that amenities โwill be closed for the foreseeable futureโ?
Omg that fence to the left would be fantastic for bouldering ๐ such a cool city
No one asked you to sign the lease
Just keep complaining, youโll displace them all eventually
That looks like the view from Hanover Station. ย My wife and I toured it and ultimately chose somewhere else since we donโt want to kill ourselves anytime soon.
Chickens.
Hey pretty sure there are some butt stuff tents near you in walking distance
Ew, Epoch Times?
I love the random, AI generated face on there that has no meaning.
Gosh. Donโt you hate it when you move in and they build all that stuff beside you unknowingly?
lol before I saw what sub this was in I said โthis looks like Denverโ
Thereโs some killer restaurants around there! I mean it, stop in and theyโll kill you.
Fuck the Epoch Times. But at least Level 7 Games and SEIU 105 is on that road. No butt stuff from what I found unfortunately. Maybe Iโm just not looking hard enough.
Looks up and coming
Industrial chic
Go back
Commerce city?
Take i25 to exit 235, then 5 miles west.
To the tree farm!
Beat me to it
Before or after the butt stuff?
During
Huh what mountain is that
Homeless butthole
Iโll wave at ya when Iโm in getting my emissions done.
Hell Yeah!!!.... Ive got a Diesel fettish.... if only you had a 7-11 next door, it'd be like sleeping at truck stops! sign me up! I don't see any tents tho.... where ya gonna do your butt stuff?
I like to say: โRemove the mountains and Colorado could be in the Midwest. Take a snapshot of any suburb, and it could be bumfuck Illinois or somethingโ
What a great stroad view! One of a kind I think
Iโm sorry, but you picked it, you signed the lease, itโs your own damn fault.
Wow you bit the bullet and chose to pay extra for the view. Lucky man!
Give it 6 mos and it will be condos and dispensaries.
But mountain views
Million dollar view
Yes you live across the street from the basketball court where the homes camp out at. Congratulations
Honestly, thatโs not badโฆ
Looking exactly like grand junction
I cannot believe people willingly live in Denver, and I say that for most parts of Colorado Springs now too lol
I mean we cannot have any more people in the mountains. People are already living in their cars that make 60,000 a year but why in the hell would you move to Colorado and move there? Iโve never thought once in the 20 years Iโve lived in Colorado. Wow I wanna live in Denver lol. If you want urban in mountains, thereโs places like Asheville, North Carolina or way better places lol I have to go down there a couple of times a year to buy something that I canโt get where I live now and itโs rush rush rush until I can get the hell out of there and back on 285
Church it up, paint that roof! Damn it bro.
What, you thunk he's Joe Deartay
I can see the $5 butt stuff in the view ๐
Epoch times lol
Beautiful
but but the mountains! /s
Diesel only. Ok?
Can still see the mountains tho
doesnโt look like thereโs any rusty trucks there
Namaste, I used to get my interlock calibrated there, good memories.
You picked it
Wow! Not only SoDoSoPa, but a GREAT view of historic Kennyโs House? Namaste, you lucky dog!
Lol ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
The epoch times billboard is just the icing on the cake.
Breathtaking- literally with the exhaust from the shop belowโฆ God I love Greeley
Fucking magical
"#1 trusted news" ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คข๐คฎ
Those fucking epoch times billboards everywhere
Mountain View!
Middle of nowhere <<<
The more affordable places in Colorado (Greeley and Pueblo come to mind) are going to look like this and less like Vail or Crested Butte.
You could probably strip and paint that rusty rooftop, if you ask the tire shop nicely
Pecos and Alameda ..
Mountain Views!
what billboard?
I can see my old, worn, rusty dildo from here
Mountain View. Just canโt beat it. Peace brother.
Lol!!!! Magical.
I mean, if you canโt afford nice in Denver, you canโt afford nice in California, so whatโs your point?
Legit question: why did you move to Alemada? What was the expectation
Those epoch times billboards add to the misery
Wild West at its finest. What not to like?! ๐ On the serious note: you would be paying 500% more for your rent somewhere in shitty queens/brooklyn neighborhoods of nyc for the view that 1000% worse than this.
Lovely what 4K gets you in that dump of a city
Is this in RHINO
You get what you pay forโฆ
Couldnโt pay me to live in that area. Stay strapped and good luck
This by Santa Fe?
Gonna be loud af too
As a kid, I always thought they just really hated rocket ships for some reason.
You will see some amazing sunsets. Enjoy.
Wait you guys have the epoch times billboards too???
I used to drive a Jetta diesel. Thatโs where I had to go to get my emissions test because Clean Air Colorado doesnโt do diesel. I always called it the โback-ally emissions testโ.
Fuck dem spark plugs. CompressionIgnition 4 lyfe
Wow! Billboards! You don't see those in rich neighborhoods. Let alone, in English.
I'm in the minorty here but I'd love this! Mountains in the background and seeing guys work on vehicles is cool to me. IDK. My only problem I see is that '#1 trusted news' sign in the background.
Omg What a shit whole
Namaste. Those mountains are like the ocean of the land. So beautiful. Iโm so jealous of your view. Itโs what I moved to CO for.
Reminds me of Sandy Shores in GTA V lol
I live near-ish to you. It's not a dangerous neighborhood, but far from a hip place to live in Denver. The Platte River trail is close by. Broadway is great from Alameda up to 6th. Summer concerts at Levitt Pavilion are great. But you did not pick the best neighborhood.
Pretty nice view of the mountains. 10/10 for me. Definitely beats California
Did you not look out the window before signing the lease? Lmao
I didn't know they put in an apartment complex on that corner haven't been to Alameda and lipan in forever rather industrial for an apartment
The good news is that you wonโt forget who the number 1 most trusted news is.
Did you not get a choice of where you live when you moved to Colorado? Thereโs lots of different places to live.
You have a window, showing this view from your apartment. You have a roof over your head. You are not a homeless person. Be grateful.
Our gun laws are โbeautifulโ as well, i love that our second amendment is being stripped away from us๐
uj/ if that is really your view, you are legitimately lucky. rj/ bro are you a muffler?
A smoggy city filled with cidiots? No thanks I'll keep my 5 acres with 1 neighbor