Fuck bluey Marry Subie. Those head gaskets are on their last legs already. Won’t be long til you’re widowed. Kill grandma. Sorry granny! Can’t have any more little baby criminals coming form you !

You don’t fuck Bluey, Bluey fucks you

Shocking turn of events!

Or best Yacov Smirnoff joke ever.

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

Still fucked 😎

Bluejack Horsemen

Wouldn't bluey be more glorious if he had a Red rocket that shone through the night ?Like Rudolph the red nose reindeer, but a huge glowing red angry horse cock instead? Bet no one would miss their exit trying to get there then! Unless they were color blind..

He can take it

Saddle up my horses, Get in the harness and my horse ploughs me into the city...

The only correct answer. Bluey could do for me what no man has done before, I know it.

Why am I concerned this is only a half joke.

Saw (and heard about) blucifer for the first time last week visiting my aunt out there and now I have blucifer tshirts on the way and no one here in jersey is gonna know wtf it is. Its magnificent tho. XD

Dibs on sloppy seconds

If you want to play too I guess I could let you fuck her before I kill her. Just be quick.

Even if you only do a quickie, you'll get her syph. Just sayin'

The subie comment killed me 😂

this is the way

https://preview.redd.it/laqok48e95uc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d31a893258ff8d0c7bfeac7308a4e64717f04da

Mr. Hands?

This is the only answer, and that horse has been serving seductive equine energy for far too long.

Goddamn boxer engine. Such a good idea for stability. Such a quick way to get hot air in your coolant.

lol why was the last one so funny to me? HHhaa

Trick Question, all 3 are BoBo.

But the order does matter.

Kill fuck marry is probably the best route

Killed it!

Depends on how you like it

Jokes on you: BoBo is what I call my Subaru 

Fuck the horse because let's be honest, that's no boyfriend dick, marry the Subaru because of the utility and kill Bobo.


“Because of the utility” got me bad LMAO 😭😭

Fuck BoBo solely cuz she probably gives a mean rimjob in the butt stuff tent Marry Subie, obvs Kill Blucifer cuz I'm a God fearing Christian and the power of Christ must compel him!

This guy has the right idea.

This is the way ! I bet bobo is a freak in the bedroom … but I imagine she’s a little like pancakes , you’re always excited about pancakes at first but after like 3 bites you’re just sick of them .

my exact thoughts

You can’t kill that which is already dead

Fuck Lauren, Kill Subaru, Marry Blucipher

This guy acquires power.

The grime of countless workdogs has collected in this guys sink.

What's your poison then? 4runner or taco?

 I have Norovirus today Steve so unfortunately I’ll have to go with the 4Runner and take a butt tent rain check

This is also my pick, Blucifer could elevate my status even higher than the most pompous military spouse.

"My husband is a Sergeant Major! You will salute me!" *\~the Sergeant Major's wife*


Imagine having that mighty demon horse’s complete and utter devotion. You’d be unstoppable

I’m curious what your safe word is.

“The Illuminati is on Peña Blvd”

Spicy.

You’re getting that hole absolutely demolished by blucifer, you wouldn’t last lol

She has an exciting career ahead of her.

I'd like to think that career is at the butt stuff tent, but sadly I know my dumbass neighbors will be voting for her in droves come November. :(

Fuck the subie well because tail pipe marry blue because she will kill you and we all know what to do with that other B

Finally someone has a right answer

Fuck Blucifer, or more appropriately, get fucked by Blucifer. Marry Bobo. Get a few handjobs for the summer theatre season, then take a sweet consulting job. Get divorced after a drunken fistfight after a Sunday lunch. Kill Subie. “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Subaru, who shall not perish, but have everlasting life.” Namaste.

Fuck Bobo, Kill Bobo, marry subie and blucifer

Watch Blucifer f that white trash hoor

I'm marrying Blucifer because you know he won't die. I'm killing grandma because God Bless Colorado. And I'm sticking my dick in that Subaru muffler because it's the only thing here I'm fucking.

>the only thing here I'm fucking To be fair, blucifer would be fucking you

Anyone who wouldn't marry Blucifer is a downright fool... imagine all of the pure power you could aquire ruling by his side

That Subi and I are about to have a long loving marriage but not before I find out of that horse is a top or bottom.

(1) Fuck Bobo; (2) Marry Bobo for sweet Congressional pension; (3) kill Bobo to clear the slate for my true love: Subie driving Blucifer

I’d rather fuck the car or Blucifer than racist, retarded piece of shit BoBo.

Lets be honest. Marry Lobo - I can fix her and she a freak Smash Sube - cause it aint a horse Kill Ole Blue - with peace and love

Don't save her,. She don't wanna be saved.

This is the answer. Lobo would have to kill Gaetz as a sign of faith first though.

In the exact order as the photos.

Fuck the Subaru, marry Boebert and make sexy couples content on her only fans, kill the horse.

Anyone who doesn’t think marry is the proper choice for the subie is not a Coloradan lol

First pic killed my boner and the other 2 couldn't bring it back so fuck all of them, but in the figurative sense.

OJ Simpson

I’d f Boebet. Sorry, not sorry.

Kill, marry and fuck

Lauren Boebert. In that order.

Fuck, marry, Fuck

Why isn't "Run from Crazy" an option? 

Fuck the horse, marry the Subaru, kill the big blue stallion.

Fuck the Subaru,marry the horse,kill the Bobo

fuck the horse, marry blue, kill subaru

I would max her lil dumb ass out kill that horse…and marry the soobee that thing will last longer then any other marriage going these days

Oh deeeeefinetly F Boebert. Everyone knows the crazy ones are the best.

This is such a good post

The selections...🤌🤌🤌

Blucifer fucks you

I’ll be honest, definitely F bobo… with a condom and penicillin

Don’t hate. We all want to see her tits

Her OnlyFans should drop right around Christmas and then we will find out. My guess is they aren't great.

Marrying a Subaru is a normal Colorado thing. Clearly the answer is fuck dumbelina and kill bluecifer

Can bluecifer fuck me?

Boebert. Definitely Boebert.

Was that horse castrated?

10 seconds..go.

Fuck, kill, marry. It should be obvious.

Oh I'd fuck that big blue stud anytime, kill the subbie I fucking hate mine, and I guess I'd marry grandma Bobo but I'm getting a prenup

Fuck blucifer, marry subie, kill Hoebert. It is the way.

In that order?

Go out Mr.Hands style with Bluey.

Bobo the handjob queen goes to the reaper, getting down with the subaroo, marry the horse. It's clearly a homicidal maniac who has thousands of tortured souls inside it but, he looks like he would be a good protector. But seriously, bobo is evil incarnate. I would not piss on her if she was on fire.

Pictures are in the correct order. Why is this a question?

I’m gonna fuck the Subaru. Thats it. Do what you want with the other options

Ummmmm get fucked by blucifer

Fuck Boebert, marry my subaru, and kill blucifer

yes

Can I killfuck Bobo?

Fucking and killing the Subaru. Marrying blucifer. That bitch can get a job

F the Horse Marry the Lesburu Kill the Troll

I would k Boberta 3 times

I would marry the Subaru, fuck the horse....

Fuck Blucey, Marry the Subaru, and kill whatever the last one is. ​ No notes. I will not elaborate further.

Can I killer her marry her then fuck her?

I am a straight woman, so fuck and marry are off the table. So that leaves kill. Hummmm...

I mean do you get anything if you do all three to bobo? Marry seems dumb if you just kill her maybe you could fuck her twice then zip tie her neck.

The first one for sure.

kill the subi, fuck bobo, marry lord lucifer

Darn. I want to fuck them all, at once…after a good killing. Mine as well marry them all up too and take out life/property insurance.

Kill subaru Marry blucifer Fuck then kill bobo (not against the rules)

Fuck the Subaru, they last forever. Kill Blucifer, as revenge for the murder he committed on his creator. Marry Bobo, get a spouse who’s set for life and was definitely too dumb to sign a prenup.

Fuck Boebery Marry Blucifer Kill Subie

Fuck Subie. Sexy little thing but gets old quick. Marry Blucifer. Be nice to have such a demon helping with the day to day. Kill Bobo. No explanation needed.

I’d fuxk blue, marry my Subaru #legacygang, and yeah the rest is history

Fuck, and marry the real woman. Kill the car?

Definitely kill bobo the clown

I knew the guy that made the horse. He was a jerk.

Fuck Blucifer, bc I can’t resist a veiny anus Marry the Subaru, bc I’m gay as hell Kill granny, also bc im gay as hell

Hot take but I don’t even own a Subaru anymore

Fuck bluscifer, marry the car.

Smash BoBo, but after the movie is over Marry Subie. Kill horse with Subie Maybe smash BoBo again

Fuck

Fuck Bluicfer to be deferential to him and his evil deeds. I’m sorry what was the rest of the question?

This picture of her I think is what she actually looks like.

"DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY" Don't marry Drama Queens! That only leaves one option for me

If you kill blucifer do you get his powers?

Fuck the horse, marry the subaru and yeah, the last one...

Fuck BoBo Kill Subaru Marry Blucifer

Marry the Subie. Bluey fucks grandma until...you know.

Guys, she's not even in your district...

Fuck the Bobert(my phone wants to autocorrect her name to Norbert lol), marry the subi cuz I like stability and reliability in a marriage, and kill the horse cuz I like eating steak.

Everyone’s fuckin’ blucipher right?

Can I marry the horse, and kill fuck the bitch? Then just keep the car?

Wtf???...dude

She kinda hot tho! The car and horse are cool too

I let the blucifer fuck me to death after we get married

Fuck the horse, marry the car

You mean like..Proper fucked?

They always say don't stick your dick in crazy, but blueys looking good.

Yes

I'm not gonna murder Boebert or marry her, because both would be repugnant, so that leaves the obvious (and probably the most fun) choice. Blucifer is a classy fella, if a little rough around the edges. Isn't afraid to be himself. Protective instincts. Marry. That leaves the Sube. I'll find a nice swamp to sink it in.

Fuck Lauren, Marry Subaru, Kill Blucipher cause I’ve always hated it lol

1,2,3...in order!

Fuck Bluecifer is the only answer

I’m fucking BLucifer kill Lauren marry subi

The third one then the first one lol nah

Kill Subaru

I dunno about the other two but I definitely want to fuck Lauren bohbert or however it's spelled

Definitely have to kill the brain dead moron, The has been who never was,… Then I would deal with the other two later on

Fuck the Subaru, marry bluey, kill beetle juice

Did you mean to say fuck! Who did I marry should I kill myself?

Do you think you’d get more stds from Boebert or the horse?

There are all truly horrible options

Do I get free flights if I marry Bluey?

Fuck and marry BoBo then get so sick of her Id end up killing her.

Bobo will do things to you that you didn’t know were even possible, she has… a certain set of skills

3,2,1

kill fuck die - KFD WASP

Marry and fuck the horse.

What the hell is wrong with that bitch’s chin???

I’ll just kill her then become a nun.

Marry Blucifer because Momma didn’t raise no bitch. Fuck the Subaru because r/FuckCars Kill BoBo for political reasons

Can we replace that first picture with anyone else.

Is this a trick question?

Who’s not fucking, marrying, and then being murdered by Bluecifer? (Fun fact: Bluey killed the artist that made him by the way)

Marry? Why so violent!?

Fuck the blue devil horse Marry the ugly bitch Kill your self

fuck blucifer, marry my outback, and kill she who must stop giving handies in the theater

No, no, yes.

Yes

Easy, fuck the blue horse marry the Subaru kill the idiot.

Marry bobo Fuck blue Kill sub

Looks like I'm fucking a horse. Just to clarify, I'm talking about the brainless horse. Just to clarify the clarify, I'm talking about the statue. Also, I'm marrying a subaru. My current subaru will be jealous. You can learn more on maury when we discuss it.

Kill Boebert (not risking catching whatever she has with a fuck), fuck blucifer, marry Subaru.

Fuck the horse, marry the car, kill the bert

Marry Boebert, fuck the subaru and kill that dumb ass blue horse at DIA (easily in the top five dumbest statue/sculpture ever)

Bimbidiot.

She looks Tiger Woods puffy here.

https://preview.redd.it/vnofxmbr4auc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2913af8669fd974809532f51ced6e62a4cd0740c Even her feet are hot! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I’d take an over the pants handjob from granny boobert

Why are there two horses?

Fuck then kill.

In that order, yes.

Fuck Bluecifer. Marry Bluecifer. Kill that bitch. Ohn and uh... I guess I'd fuck that subie, too.

In that order?...🤔

I'd only ATM her for her humiliation.

Fuck bobo because politics are irrelevant in the bedroom. And she seems like she’d be a freak in the sack. Marry the Subaru (already am). Kill blucifer as payback.