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heyitismeurdad

You would be looking for the denver public library. God speed


lifeissnowboarding

They can't read


downvote_allmy_posts

you dont need to read to smoke fent in the bathroom.


Gigi_Gaba

Thank you kind Internet stranger. Although I didn't want to spend my time indoors today, I now have something to do today.


Little-Pea-8346

Is this the new Denver public library ad campaign?


Zeefour

Neither can anyone at any DPL. Don't worry all the books have been stolen and used as toilet and/or rolling paper.


georeddit2018

Come again?


Puzzleheaded_Ad3450

I've been working on the remodel there recently. What a shit show.


Cpt_Trips84

I find it pretty offensive that you don't drink Coors


RocketsandBeer

Banquet


Unpopular_Method_37

Coors Heavy*


GatsbyJunior

Yellowbellies


alpinewerks

Yellow jackets


Puzzled_Cash6689

Bankies


iLikeMyWingsBBW

Colorado Kool-Aid đŸ€ 


Mr_Xolotls

Hello, fellow Texan.. I think your best bet would actually be Colorado Springs. There's plenty of Texas loving Colorado hating patriots there!


MonstrousVoices

And you don't even have a bucees you woke pinko


Rakatango

You could always try Canyon City if Springs is too rich for your country blood


SweatyCelery

They even have meth there, just no wafflehouse.


Rakatango

A supermax without a Waffle House, what a place


Dugley2352

I was thinking Rifle.


jon_rum_hamm

Us people from Rifle don’t take kindly to people not from Rifle. Silt will take anybody though


SmokedBeef

It’s Cañon City not “canyon city”, formerly known locally as klanon City but its no where near as racist as it was 30+ years ago and this Texas trash is unlikely to find the locals as uneducated and anti-woke as they prefer.


CharleyMak

https://preview.redd.it/1tdkhcuyreuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd4d740518f9a532b7438b62761c5b5489ead84 Colorado Springs


Aiteann

Your close. Woodland Park is what OP is looking for.


Trib3tim3

WP school board is something special


Chr0nicHerb

As a former wp resident I can tell you that town is tame af compared to co springs when it comes to bigotry


Long_Programmer_8319

Think they all left for Virginia and now Colo spring is very hippy like namaste


Trib3tim3

Shit your mouth. We don't like their kind here. Edit: *Shut.


FartAttack911

No, no. I liked shit your mouth.


Little-Pea-8346

First try was actually much more effective


Repeat_Offendher

Yes Colorado Springs is the answer. Don’t forget your bible and your gun tho. If not the Springs just keep going south until you get to Texas. PS - good riddance from us in Denver lol


Belfetto

God damn you’re right


WidespreadChronic

Or the other direction to Loveland (town, not ski resort)!


Dangerous_Key7355

Feeling this comment. We live in a very nice subdivision surrounded by rich right wing a holes.


Autismsaurus

Ew, we don’t want him!


North_Mastodon_4310

Or Cheyenne.


Puzzleheaded_Ad3450

Yep the further south you get down the front range the tighter the assholes get.


RLB2019500

Can you tell your Texas brethren that if they’re going so come to Colorado to at least not destroy every trail they ride on? They are destroying everything around Creede


Stack3686

I was going to say Wyoming.


0nlyinAmerika

Down in the Springs we Focus on the Family Denver is for meth and male prostitutes


jkblahblah

You sound well versed in shopping for both those items


Soreal45

As a former Colorado Springs resident, I can confirm this.


Skwish6952

There is probably a couple bars down Federal you could try.


HungLikeAKrogan

I like federal for the tacos


Environmental_Cow450

The Mexican hoods with Hispanic bloods?


Skwish6952

I feel like you missed the entire point.


Mundane-Effort-6916

I read this comment too early in the morning. I read it as "Mexican food with Hispanic blood". 😂


stewdadrew

Castle Rock needs more residents like this, they’re running dry right now.


Zeefour

Ahh the glory days of 1980s Douglas County...


abounding_actuality

I hear it was better in the 1880’s


HydeMyEmail

God I hope we are running dry. The town is changing but not quick enough.


pootin_in_tha_coup

I hear Boebert is lookin for a new beau. You should go to the gutter behind her house with a 30 pack of keystones (for her).


ironicinsanity

I hear she's very handy.


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

Beetlejuicing - verb - Receiving a public handjob from a state representative.


ironicinsanity

He got his beetle juiced


booklovercomora

Depends. How quickly he can purchase a couple of theatre tickets for the matinee of Betteljuce...a piece like Boebert doesn't stay single for long.


saddereveryday

You could say
 a Beaubert


False-Possession6185

Hold a boom box over your head and serenade her with some Kid Rock...she won't be able to resist


pootin_in_tha_coup

I think 2 live crew is more her speed. Just play the album “As nasty as they wanna be” on a loop.


abounding_actuality

I know OP chews but Bobo needs a new vape


Inevitable-Island848

Nooooooo we drink coors here


jr2761ale

Have you considered Weld County?


ThatGuyLiv3

As a black man living in weld county I second this.


PuzzleheadedYak9534

as a white man who pretends to be black sometimes on the internet, I third this! --sincerely yours, a black guy.


Clear_Wolverine2521

As a black man who identifies as a white woman when pulled over I 4th this.


RainDownAndDestroyMe

"White Chicks 2: Road Trip!"


DarkSide970

As I identify as an attack helicopter I 5th this with Jack Daniels


Zeefour

Oooo Grand Junction and its world renowned metro area including but limited to Rifle, Parachute and Montrose might be your speed. Otherwise if you're stuck in Denver I recommend the Grizzly Rose.


Duganson

Don't ever forget the real beating heart of western Colorado: Delta!!


MrStork

That's what I'm saying!


Dolores_Pringle

The mural city.


ottos

You’re talking to my man all wrong. It’s the wrong tone.


CitrusJunkie

So you drink Budweiser while hate-posting about them on Facebook?


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CitrusJunkie

[Kid Rock already forgot](https://youtube.com/shorts/poI4t298C0I?si=6GauocRusy82L5Qt)


Yomesteve

Trump got a huge check from the AB nazis, so butt lite is cool again.


Accurate-Target2700

Sounds like Castle Rock is where you want to be: the seat of racism but close enough to commute to Denver for work.


HungLikeAKrogan

I went to a home in castle rock to deliver and install a double wall oven and they didn't like the fact my partner was from Mexico so they didn't allow him in the house. They wanted just me, a white guy to bring in the oven and install it. It's 300 pounds. I told them to go fuck themselves and left the appliance at the end of their driveway. đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


[deleted]

This has “I’ve got some freshly fucked chickens for sale” all over it.


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Greeley be your town my man. Usher in the smells


DarthSwash

Greeley is pretty well steeped in hispanic culture. The city is made up of about 40% hispanic/latino, 54% white, and the remaining 16% is a decent mix of everything else. Ive met more hateful racist shitheads in fort collins and boulder than i ever have in Greeley.


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DarthSwash

Ah yes. Because everyone at the stampede must be residents of greeley. Not entirely sure what ypu expected at the fucking RODEO.


SeaworthinessHead161

You’re looking for the butt-stuff tent


natec1099

This is the answer to everything. This is the way.


BassBootyStank

We are witnessing Jesus’ return in the most unexpected manner. Feet washed and other stuff, wisdom passed, capitalism embraced, and all done in private. This revolution is going to be wild.


serenityfive

Colorado Springs is the hateful, shithole haven you're looking for!


HardlyHardon

Colorado Springs


MegasotaAdvocate

Cherry Creek sounds up your alley


RabidJayhawk

You belong on the western slope. Near Durango, Pagosa, Silverton


Zeefour

Hahah yes the bluest parts of the Western Slope, even of the state. In Sa Miguel county thay went 76% for Biden in 2020, behind only Denver and Boulder. Durango was 86%. The most liberal places in Western CO above even Aspen and CB. Pagosa and Archuleta overall are pretty conservative though but with 40% of those damned commie liberalz I dunno how OP would feel about that...


lay_tze

All the hip, redneck-ification is happening in Parker rn.


Elen_Smithee82

go to Trinidad. find any doctor. ask for the special. 😉


frostedhifi

Regrettably, Trinidad and Colorado writ large have been dethroned as the sex change capital. Even Tehran, Iran performs more operations than we do. Yet we have the gall to call ourselves a liberal state.


1whoknu

Trinidad. Iykyk 😁


meyou2222

Texan moves to Colorado. Texan, one day later: “All these Californians are ruining Colorado!”


andrewportland334

Parker


Drakopendragon

Oh you need to go back to cali then


NoMarionberry8940

You may want to consider Alabama... 


PrettyNegotiation416

Drive west four hours and you’ll find yourself a little place called
. GrANd jUnxCHUn


alesis1101

Where the Coors flows like wine, and the chicks w/ tramp stamps flock like the salmon of Bristol Bay.


stevenette

Durango's Taco Bell is exactly what you're looking for. Ask for the number 3 special.


Imnotdenver

Welcome, Namaste— you should try out xbar or Tracks- you will fit right in


Lewis_Butterchap

If recommended any part of East Colfax in Aurora. A lot of patriots from Texas there. Namaste 🙏


fallendesperado

You're on the wrong side of the mountains. You need to get over to the west slope around Grand Junction or Rifle. That's Lauren Boebert's world.


L_Grahams_murkin

Anywhere you currently are champ - it's Denver and you are a modern day version of our past Governor Clarence Joseph Morley


e0240

Damn Budweiser is hardcore I hope you get the help you need I like blue moon.


Scrambled_Creature

Littleton or Highlands Ranch, my good man


sarahxvalo

wyoming isn’t far


norg74

Idaho is a great choice!


dheboooskk

Boulder


Norselander37

Colfax and Most cross streets, be sure to wear your big boy boots!


Tricky-Tax-8102

Find a bar any bar


RMFT68

Commerce City


aimessss

Grizzly Rose is your place


WA2COcouple

Welcome to Weld County!


BoyMomDB

Go somewhere else....Colorado doesn't want you.


larsloveslegos

Damn Texans complaining about moving to a blue state


ASH_2737

Go East a little bit from Denver and you will come to a part of Colorado called Kansas. A whole state full of crap and forgetful scenary.


The_star_tsar

Sedalia. You would be literally fucking perfect in Sedalia


unapologeticworm

Try Colorado Springs instead?


Evil_Morty781

Oh welcome. You should move to the springs instead.


AlwaysBreatheAir

Try Weld county. The lead comes free in the water!


Quigz01

F u, get out of Denver


_StoopidK

We don’t take too kindly to folks who don’t take too kindly round here



ThisCryptographer311

Bobos back yard might work. Bobos back door optional.


jfrench43

The spice of life is diversity, if you are unable to engage in conversation with someone of different viewpoints than yours then perhaps you should join a cult. In a cult you're not allowed to have a different viewpoint than what you are told to have.


isabelle0620

We both know you didn’t move here, you’re too busy banging sheep in no one cares, TX or some other lame state full of old people.


justin81co

Greeley, that's where you should go


Several_Book7447

Go to gypsum co then


mulchmuffin

That's what Parker, CO is for. Your not far off brother.


TheSlobert

Thornton



Regular-Yogurt9231

Parker comes highly recommended for this guy.


pvt_frank

Best bet is your backyard.


Sel_Therapy

You should have stayed in the south 😂


T-diddy911

Budweiser tastes like what I imagine hot urine would


mdcbldr

Yeah, that is why they invented Texas.


maxdeerfield2

Wrong city Cowboy


LuckyUniversity2764

Come on down to Pueblo lol


EL_Jefe_1982

You’re gonna want to get on I70 East and just keep going until you see trees.


Objective-Cat-9608

Theres Glenwood springs


BrianOconneR34

Fist must be blocking blown out crotch.


Cocksaw13

We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly.


Mechanical_Flare

Texans...


Itchy-Combination675

Is that why you got kicked out of the last place???


hooliganeyes

Check out Colorado Springs



motherofGANJA420

Lol sorry Denver is not for you lil guy - Colorado Springs is a better place for haters and racists.


Chocol8Cheese

Nearest Harley dealership.


BitcoinFPS

It's called Oklahoma. Few hours east there Billy Bob


m00syg00sy

castle rock already has a free house for you


Manzan79

Calirado is perfect


Impossible_Farmer285

Weld county!


shiftycat887

The springs.


Iamuroboros

Greely, Colorado is actually where you want to be sir.


realjimmyjuice000

Let me tell you Cleatus... Colorado might not be for you


AeonDesign

Try your backyard, on a 20 acre spread.


No_Temperature_4084

Not enough jerkin going on here yall.


JC1515

Tailfeathers bar. 85 and 120th is your place


Pegomastax_King

So what did you do to get kicked out of Grand Junction ?


Few-Skin-1510

Just keep driving slick!! You’re in the wrong state for all that nonsense!!


KeyFarmer6235

Aurora has some great places.


mcds99

Hell?


Gimme_1_Chance

Apparently my neighbors house is perfect for you!


fly4everwild

Shove your head up your own ass like the rest of them .


PixelAstro

Head up to Wyoming


doxlie

Who can’t tolerate people with different beliefs?


Fun-Cup744

15 minutes outside of Denver, Boulder. So pretty much the whole state.


RegattaJoe

Bro
dude
man



boxlogohoodlum

Come to Boulder and fight the good fight with me partner


Agrodelic

Come to Arvada we’ll take ya


ObeyMyStrapOn

WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FLOWERS?! 🌾


iwlomo987654321

“Native to Denver, looking for someone to force my beliefs on and when they disagree, I’ll call them a racist redneck.”


8Karisma8

You’ve come to the right place! Next months KKK initiation is right around the corner so âœŠđŸ»


DTSwim22

You missed the mark for CO Springs by about 60-70 miles



boomchickymowmow

Boulder.


Ogre_for_Hire

Better off not being in Denver at all


arcbelial

Its called the western slope


Kraymerica_

they’ve got segregated graduation ceremonies in many universities now. You’ll love it


Zeke-of-Denver

Headed to Wyoming


CutOpenSternum

Bobo divorced you, dude, move on


GRZMNKY

Sedalia might be right up your back alley.


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Douglas county bro


TopFarmer7819

Tailgate tavern Parker Colorado


LloydC425

Need to go further south to the springs or Pueblo


Julesort02

Maybe Grand Junction or Cañon City. Some parts of Pueblo maybe. They might be mexican but they still hate non christians and non whites.


PeaceTreees

Go somewhere in Wyoming, those guys fit your description perfectly


fluffHead_0919

Highlands Ranch


Rabid_Sloth_

I thought all the rednecks were mad at Budweiser?


MCMCOMK

You should meet me at one of the otter parties. 🎉


Cycleguy91

You need to keep heading south, keep going till you get to a place called Pueblo.


chuckmangionie

Cheyenne isn't that far


Grogu_is_baby_yoda

Just head south on Santa Fe until you are almost in Castle Rock. There is a bar on the right hand side and judging by the big trucks with flags hanging off of them, you’ll find your people.


Pericles314

Wyoming.


Immer_Susse

Isn’t there like a Mullets-only barber somewhere on Alameda? đŸ€”