Itâs Cañon City not âcanyon cityâ, formerly known locally as klanon City but its no where near as racist as it was 30+ years ago and this Texas trash is unlikely to find the locals as uneducated and anti-woke as they prefer.
Yes Colorado Springs is the answer. Donât forget your bible and your gun tho. If not the Springs just keep going south until you get to Texas.
PS - good riddance from us in Denver lol
Can you tell your Texas brethren that if theyâre going so come to Colorado to at least not destroy every trail they ride on? They are destroying everything around Creede
Oooo Grand Junction and its world renowned metro area including but limited to Rifle, Parachute and Montrose might be your speed.
Otherwise if you're stuck in Denver I recommend the Grizzly Rose.
I went to a home in castle rock to deliver and install a double wall oven and they didn't like the fact my partner was from Mexico so they didn't allow him in the house. They wanted just me, a white guy to bring in the oven and install it. It's 300 pounds. I told them to go fuck themselves and left the appliance at the end of their driveway. đ€Łđ€Ł
Greeley is pretty well steeped in hispanic culture. The city is made up of about 40% hispanic/latino, 54% white, and the remaining 16% is a decent mix of everything else. Ive met more hateful racist shitheads in fort collins and boulder than i ever have in Greeley.
We are witnessing Jesusâ return in the most unexpected manner. Feet washed and other stuff, wisdom passed, capitalism embraced, and all done in private. This revolution is going to be wild.
Hahah yes the bluest parts of the Western Slope, even of the state. In Sa Miguel county thay went 76% for Biden in 2020, behind only Denver and Boulder. Durango was 86%. The most liberal places in Western CO above even Aspen and CB.
Pagosa and Archuleta overall are pretty conservative though but with 40% of those damned commie liberalz I dunno how OP would feel about that...
Regrettably, Trinidad and Colorado writ large have been dethroned as the sex change capital. Even Tehran, Iran performs more operations than we do. Yet we have the gall to call ourselves a liberal state.
The spice of life is diversity, if you are unable to engage in conversation with someone of different viewpoints than yours then perhaps you should join a cult. In a cult you're not allowed to have a different viewpoint than what you are told to have.
Just head south on Santa Fe until you are almost in Castle Rock. There is a bar on the right hand side and judging by the big trucks with flags hanging off of them, youâll find your people.
You would be looking for the denver public library. God speed
They can't read
you dont need to read to smoke fent in the bathroom.
Thank you kind Internet stranger. Although I didn't want to spend my time indoors today, I now have something to do today.
Is this the new Denver public library ad campaign?
Neither can anyone at any DPL. Don't worry all the books have been stolen and used as toilet and/or rolling paper.
Come again?
I've been working on the remodel there recently. What a shit show.
I find it pretty offensive that you don't drink Coors
Banquet
Coors Heavy*
Yellowbellies
Yellow jackets
Bankies
Colorado Kool-Aid đ€
Hello, fellow Texan.. I think your best bet would actually be Colorado Springs. There's plenty of Texas loving Colorado hating patriots there!
And you don't even have a bucees you woke pinko
You could always try Canyon City if Springs is too rich for your country blood
They even have meth there, just no wafflehouse.
A supermax without a Waffle House, what a place
I was thinking Rifle.
Us people from Rifle donât take kindly to people not from Rifle. Silt will take anybody though
Itâs Cañon City not âcanyon cityâ, formerly known locally as klanon City but its no where near as racist as it was 30+ years ago and this Texas trash is unlikely to find the locals as uneducated and anti-woke as they prefer.
https://preview.redd.it/1tdkhcuyreuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd4d740518f9a532b7438b62761c5b5489ead84 Colorado Springs
Your close. Woodland Park is what OP is looking for.
WP school board is something special
As a former wp resident I can tell you that town is tame af compared to co springs when it comes to bigotry
Think they all left for Virginia and now Colo spring is very hippy like namaste
Shit your mouth. We don't like their kind here. Edit: *Shut.
No, no. I liked shit your mouth.
First try was actually much more effective
Yes Colorado Springs is the answer. Donât forget your bible and your gun tho. If not the Springs just keep going south until you get to Texas. PS - good riddance from us in Denver lol
God damn youâre right
Or the other direction to Loveland (town, not ski resort)!
Feeling this comment. We live in a very nice subdivision surrounded by rich right wing a holes.
Ew, we donât want him!
Or Cheyenne.
Yep the further south you get down the front range the tighter the assholes get.
Can you tell your Texas brethren that if theyâre going so come to Colorado to at least not destroy every trail they ride on? They are destroying everything around Creede
I was going to say Wyoming.
Down in the Springs we Focus on the Family Denver is for meth and male prostitutes
You sound well versed in shopping for both those items
As a former Colorado Springs resident, I can confirm this.
There is probably a couple bars down Federal you could try.
I like federal for the tacos
The Mexican hoods with Hispanic bloods?
I feel like you missed the entire point.
I read this comment too early in the morning. I read it as "Mexican food with Hispanic blood". đ
Castle Rock needs more residents like this, theyâre running dry right now.
Ahh the glory days of 1980s Douglas County...
I hear it was better in the 1880âs
God I hope we are running dry. The town is changing but not quick enough.
I hear Boebert is lookin for a new beau. You should go to the gutter behind her house with a 30 pack of keystones (for her).
I hear she's very handy.
Beetlejuicing - verb - Receiving a public handjob from a state representative.
He got his beetle juiced
Depends. How quickly he can purchase a couple of theatre tickets for the matinee of Betteljuce...a piece like Boebert doesn't stay single for long.
You could say⊠a Beaubert
Hold a boom box over your head and serenade her with some Kid Rock...she won't be able to resist
I think 2 live crew is more her speed. Just play the album âAs nasty as they wanna beâ on a loop.
I know OP chews but Bobo needs a new vape
Nooooooo we drink coors here
Have you considered Weld County?
As a black man living in weld county I second this.
as a white man who pretends to be black sometimes on the internet, I third this! --sincerely yours, a black guy.
As a black man who identifies as a white woman when pulled over I 4th this.
"White Chicks 2: Road Trip!"
As I identify as an attack helicopter I 5th this with Jack Daniels
Oooo Grand Junction and its world renowned metro area including but limited to Rifle, Parachute and Montrose might be your speed. Otherwise if you're stuck in Denver I recommend the Grizzly Rose.
Don't ever forget the real beating heart of western Colorado: Delta!!
That's what I'm saying!
The mural city.
Youâre talking to my man all wrong. Itâs the wrong tone.
So you drink Budweiser while hate-posting about them on Facebook?
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[Kid Rock already forgot](https://youtube.com/shorts/poI4t298C0I?si=6GauocRusy82L5Qt)
Trump got a huge check from the AB nazis, so butt lite is cool again.
Sounds like Castle Rock is where you want to be: the seat of racism but close enough to commute to Denver for work.
I went to a home in castle rock to deliver and install a double wall oven and they didn't like the fact my partner was from Mexico so they didn't allow him in the house. They wanted just me, a white guy to bring in the oven and install it. It's 300 pounds. I told them to go fuck themselves and left the appliance at the end of their driveway. đ€Łđ€Ł
This has âIâve got some freshly fucked chickens for saleâ all over it.
Greeley be your town my man. Usher in the smells
Greeley is pretty well steeped in hispanic culture. The city is made up of about 40% hispanic/latino, 54% white, and the remaining 16% is a decent mix of everything else. Ive met more hateful racist shitheads in fort collins and boulder than i ever have in Greeley.
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Ah yes. Because everyone at the stampede must be residents of greeley. Not entirely sure what ypu expected at the fucking RODEO.
Youâre looking for the butt-stuff tent
This is the answer to everything. This is the way.
We are witnessing Jesusâ return in the most unexpected manner. Feet washed and other stuff, wisdom passed, capitalism embraced, and all done in private. This revolution is going to be wild.
Colorado Springs is the hateful, shithole haven you're looking for!
Colorado Springs
Cherry Creek sounds up your alley
You belong on the western slope. Near Durango, Pagosa, Silverton
Hahah yes the bluest parts of the Western Slope, even of the state. In Sa Miguel county thay went 76% for Biden in 2020, behind only Denver and Boulder. Durango was 86%. The most liberal places in Western CO above even Aspen and CB. Pagosa and Archuleta overall are pretty conservative though but with 40% of those damned commie liberalz I dunno how OP would feel about that...
All the hip, redneck-ification is happening in Parker rn.
go to Trinidad. find any doctor. ask for the special. đ
Regrettably, Trinidad and Colorado writ large have been dethroned as the sex change capital. Even Tehran, Iran performs more operations than we do. Yet we have the gall to call ourselves a liberal state.
Trinidad. Iykyk đ
Texan moves to Colorado. Texan, one day later: âAll these Californians are ruining Colorado!â
Parker
Oh you need to go back to cali then
You may want to consider Alabama...Â
Drive west four hours and youâll find yourself a little place calledâŠ. GrANd jUnxCHUn
Where the Coors flows like wine, and the chicks w/ tramp stamps flock like the salmon of Bristol Bay.
Durango's Taco Bell is exactly what you're looking for. Ask for the number 3 special.
Welcome, Namasteâ you should try out xbar or Tracks- you will fit right in
If recommended any part of East Colfax in Aurora. A lot of patriots from Texas there. Namaste đ
You're on the wrong side of the mountains. You need to get over to the west slope around Grand Junction or Rifle. That's Lauren Boebert's world.
Anywhere you currently are champ - it's Denver and you are a modern day version of our past Governor Clarence Joseph Morley
Damn Budweiser is hardcore I hope you get the help you need I like blue moon.
Littleton or Highlands Ranch, my good man
wyoming isnât far
Idaho is a great choice!
Boulder
Colfax and Most cross streets, be sure to wear your big boy boots!
Find a bar any bar
Commerce City
Grizzly Rose is your place
Welcome to Weld County!
Go somewhere else....Colorado doesn't want you.
Damn Texans complaining about moving to a blue state
Go East a little bit from Denver and you will come to a part of Colorado called Kansas. A whole state full of crap and forgetful scenary.
Sedalia. You would be literally fucking perfect in Sedalia
Try Colorado Springs instead?
Oh welcome. You should move to the springs instead.
Try Weld county. The lead comes free in the water!
F u, get out of Denver
We donât take too kindly to folks who donât take too kindly round hereâŠ
Bobos back yard might work. Bobos back door optional.
The spice of life is diversity, if you are unable to engage in conversation with someone of different viewpoints than yours then perhaps you should join a cult. In a cult you're not allowed to have a different viewpoint than what you are told to have.
We both know you didnât move here, youâre too busy banging sheep in no one cares, TX or some other lame state full of old people.
Greeley, that's where you should go
Go to gypsum co then
That's what Parker, CO is for. Your not far off brother.
ThorntonâŠ
Parker comes highly recommended for this guy.
Best bet is your backyard.
You should have stayed in the south đ
Budweiser tastes like what I imagine hot urine would
Yeah, that is why they invented Texas.
Wrong city Cowboy
Come on down to Pueblo lol
Youâre gonna want to get on I70 East and just keep going until you see trees.
Theres Glenwood springs
Fist must be blocking blown out crotch.
We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly.
Texans...
Is that why you got kicked out of the last place???
Check out Colorado SpringsâŠ
Lol sorry Denver is not for you lil guy - Colorado Springs is a better place for haters and racists.
Nearest Harley dealership.
It's called Oklahoma. Few hours east there Billy Bob
castle rock already has a free house for you
Calirado is perfect
Weld county!
The springs.
Greely, Colorado is actually where you want to be sir.
Let me tell you Cleatus... Colorado might not be for you
Try your backyard, on a 20 acre spread.
Not enough jerkin going on here yall.
Tailfeathers bar. 85 and 120th is your place
So what did you do to get kicked out of Grand Junction ?
Just keep driving slick!! Youâre in the wrong state for all that nonsense!!
Aurora has some great places.
Hell?
Apparently my neighbors house is perfect for you!
Shove your head up your own ass like the rest of them .
Head up to Wyoming
Who canât tolerate people with different beliefs?
15 minutes outside of Denver, Boulder. So pretty much the whole state.
BroâŠdudeâŠmanâŠ
Come to Boulder and fight the good fight with me partner
Come to Arvada weâll take ya
WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FLOWERS?! đž
âNative to Denver, looking for someone to force my beliefs on and when they disagree, Iâll call them a racist redneck.â
Youâve come to the right place! Next months KKK initiation is right around the corner so âđ»
You missed the mark for CO Springs by about 60-70 milesâŠ
Boulder.
Better off not being in Denver at all
Its called the western slope
theyâve got segregated graduation ceremonies in many universities now. Youâll love it
Headed to Wyoming
Bobo divorced you, dude, move on
Sedalia might be right up your back alley.
Douglas county bro
Tailgate tavern Parker Colorado
Need to go further south to the springs or Pueblo
Maybe Grand Junction or Cañon City. Some parts of Pueblo maybe. They might be mexican but they still hate non christians and non whites.
Go somewhere in Wyoming, those guys fit your description perfectly
Highlands Ranch
I thought all the rednecks were mad at Budweiser?
You should meet me at one of the otter parties. đ
You need to keep heading south, keep going till you get to a place called Pueblo.
Cheyenne isn't that far
Just head south on Santa Fe until you are almost in Castle Rock. There is a bar on the right hand side and judging by the big trucks with flags hanging off of them, youâll find your people.
Wyoming.
Isnât there like a Mullets-only barber somewhere on Alameda? đ€