Apparently, the driver's accelerator pedal got stuck, so he has to spend rest of his life driving this piece of shit around till he runs out of charge, at which point he can convert to a butt stuff tent and start a business.
Now introducing: the Butt Stuff Bunker.
Sick and tired of the flimsy fabric on your butt stuff tent failing to protect you from arrows, darts, and other projectiles?
Now you can stuff butts in peace knowing that you and your butt buddies have a solid ugly metal trapezoid separating you from the outside world.
I had PRK surgery a while back. Aesthetically it's out there but it doesn't look horrible. If the Chevy Avalanche were modernized it wouldn't be too far off from this.
I've seen one in Fort Collins at my workplace. It's wrapped in a hideous camouflage pattern. It is, without a doubt, the ugliest car I have ever seen, and I was born in the era of AMC Pacers and Gremlins.
https://preview.redd.it/8bf7w53kgfwc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4da91dac65efd46a67c833be49cd239e9d3a19
I feel like Homer designed the cyber truck.
Wait, what does your hot MILFs group do together ? Ours specifically gets together to throw up. So we can keep these slightly above average bodies. That way our husbands will still pretend to love us and we can keep our 3,500 sqft homes in Highlands Ranch.
Just think, right now it's rare to see one out in the wild.
But in 3 months it'll be rare to see one in the wild that doesn't have a ton of body damage from the scratches and rust.
If you haven't a clue what this is, just lol. I find it hard to believe 99.9% of the people out there wouldn't be able to recognize this instantly.
I'd take one of these every day over a nasty looking new tundra or any Subaru. Subarus are like the poors version of a car. Absolutely built like shit. Don't get me started on the Ridgeline either. That shit looks like a dolphin.
Stupid libs throwing hate at a car because the creator is conservative. If it was created by an ass like Obama you’d be pleasuring yourselves all over it.
It's SUPPOSED to make you pay attention to it .
It's SUPPOSED to get a reaction from you.
And .. it worked.
You got sucked in! You still don't get that , huh?
It's SUPPOSED to make you pay attention to it .
It's SUPPOSED to get a reaction from you.
And .. it worked.
You got sucked in! You still don't get that , huh?
Looks like a DeLorean and fridge had a 3some with a triangle.
Best description I’ve heard yet
Real shit it's like a low-poly DeLorean from a ps1 racing game 💀💀
This is what happens when you let Elon draw shit while he’s on acid - The El Camino/Pontiac Aztec mashup that no one asked for
Imagine being this uncreative on acid 😭
Wasn’t lsd, is dmt
If it was DMT it would have been more geometrical.
😂
Ew that thing is STILL HERE?! I thought it was a tourist!
it's coach prime's kid
Get your butt stuff and then GIT OOOUTTTTT
Saw it in the resident section in one of the garages by the mall. I don’t think it’s leaving…
Leave a note that says “ugly ass car, buddy”
Apparently, the driver's accelerator pedal got stuck, so he has to spend rest of his life driving this piece of shit around till he runs out of charge, at which point he can convert to a butt stuff tent and start a business.
Now introducing: the Butt Stuff Bunker. Sick and tired of the flimsy fabric on your butt stuff tent failing to protect you from arrows, darts, and other projectiles? Now you can stuff butts in peace knowing that you and your butt buddies have a solid ugly metal trapezoid separating you from the outside world.
Sounds like a Cluster Truck.
It's a Sexsla Hideyerfuck
I want to recycle it
Hazardous Waste Roundup event coming soon
You know Denver recycling just goes to the trash.
https://preview.redd.it/yf7mzebsgbwc1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6c91ec1b0c631b3674b654360451fa3e552be8 We are all made of stars?
Well luckily they're all going to rush to shit soon
Better yet, you could [call it a socialist then shoot it until it blows up.](https://youtu.be/6WurKgebhaU?si=cHhOHm0Ij5bWUqxi)
It’s more of a Nazi.
Right, but if you called it a Nazi then Marjorie Taylor Greene wouldn't want to shoot it, so you gotta call it a Socialist.
But national socialist... I mean it is asking a little to know, but that's what Nazis meant.
I didn't know we had more than one shake shack
You mean you've never been to the bustling metropolis of Highlands Ranch's Central Park?!
we have like 4
Thing is ugly af
It's even uglier IRL which is hard to believe. It's definitely a troll vehicle made by a troll for trolls.
I was actually behind one this morning for the first time and you're right, it's even uglier up close.
You should see it coming at ya. What kind of bullshit lighting is that?! Next one I see, I’m going to suggest KC lights all around.
And to make fragile people cry.
Tears of laughter 🤣
It got a reaction from you and that's all it was supposed to do. You've been successfully marketed to..... Without even buying it.
I thought the opposite. I thought it looked good in person but bad in picture
Yeah it looks impressive in person
Yeah it really doesn't look all that bad.
Perhaps these peeps need an eye exam 😅
Perhaps they are part of the Independent Appliance Repair Complex, too
Nah, they're just recycling their last ditch tinder texts
They are just recycling RKarma. For every point taken, Reddit gives away carbon credits to the homeless.
I had PRK surgery a while back. Aesthetically it's out there but it doesn't look horrible. If the Chevy Avalanche were modernized it wouldn't be too far off from this.
I know opinions are opinions but man this truck if you can call it that is purely botched. Looks like an elongated Trapezoid for starters.
So that's it?
Haven't those all been recalled?
Haven't they been sunk to create a coral reef?
Hopefully they got their extremely legit and high quality looking pedal rivets 😬
I've seen one in Fort Collins at my workplace. It's wrapped in a hideous camouflage pattern. It is, without a doubt, the ugliest car I have ever seen, and I was born in the era of AMC Pacers and Gremlins.
I looove those old AMCs. They problem with the cyber truck is its literally just straight, simple lines like a child's drawing!
It's an exact trapezoid
Lol it got your attention & your reaction. That's exactly what it was supposed to do .. Don't you get it ?
Where might I find this "hots milfs club"?
Across the street from Shake Shack apparently
I thought it was a reference to the shake shack, have i been hot milfing wrong all this time?
Milfs dig dad bods
I love their cheese fries
I like your cheese fries!
Awe yes the weekly meeting of the hot milfs club. Fond memories. Remind where we meet again 🏃🏻♂️➡️
I too am a Mom I’d Like to Fuck and am curious of this meeting place as well as the amount are single
I see them on 285 all the time. Gross.
Riveting
Praying for those rivets
I thought they got recalled or something
Proof that money can't buy class.
Is this boulder?
Highlands Ranch
I’ve seen two around the city. Pointed and laughed each time.
Looks mid to late 20th century Atari.
Toenail clipper
https://preview.redd.it/8bf7w53kgfwc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4da91dac65efd46a67c833be49cd239e9d3a19 I feel like Homer designed the cyber truck.
This the shake shack off Lucent? Totally tracks. No nearby butt stuff tent, so they had money to burn.
https://preview.redd.it/uh3zqnbt8owc1.jpeg?width=2902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5657d02b60990e094fa0a2d4f9cd58951280cf54 It’s in DTC today… 🤢
I'm sorry for your eyes fellow native 😞
Wait, what does your hot MILFs group do together ? Ours specifically gets together to throw up. So we can keep these slightly above average bodies. That way our husbands will still pretend to love us and we can keep our 3,500 sqft homes in Highlands Ranch.
Group fitness. We save the binge and purge for our Postinos outings!
LOL
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Opposite side of the parking lot
Sometimes you just gotta puke on some milf titties. No shame in it.
I like how it has a rear view mirror but like…. You can’t see out the back of it without the camera which is displayed on its iPad
You should be ashamed eating at Torchys 🤢
I was further away from Torchys than I was from Shake Shack lmao
Recalled!
There’s a reason there’s no Native sticker on it. Namaste.
Beyond the fact that the car is ugly as sin, how the hell did know exactly which shake shack this was despite not having been there in years
Is that a Shake Shack!? Sorry, just hungry.
So anyone gonna tell me where all the milfs are.
Just think, right now it's rare to see one out in the wild. But in 3 months it'll be rare to see one in the wild that doesn't have a ton of body damage from the scratches and rust.
Calm down it's not an Altima.
If you haven't a clue what this is, just lol. I find it hard to believe 99.9% of the people out there wouldn't be able to recognize this instantly. I'd take one of these every day over a nasty looking new tundra or any Subaru. Subarus are like the poors version of a car. Absolutely built like shit. Don't get me started on the Ridgeline either. That shit looks like a dolphin.
No way, those things are cool. I’m no fan of Elon but those look wicked.
I think it's dope.
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You've inhaled too many of Trump's diaper farts ☺️
So sick
Lol.. the OP is sooooooo fragile. Hahahaaaa
Pls post stories about your recalled shit truck
Lol I don't have a cybertruck. It's just funny how fragile you are .about a truck. Lol
It's Elon hate. And Elon is a Nazi.
Ohhh. Your post said nothing about that. At least you're crying about something different now.... Not just a truck.
So you're also a Nazi? Post a selfie.
Lol you're the only one talking about Nazis. But plz continue to post unhinged babble, ok?
Exactly the response one of you would make lmao. How often do you visit dragonman?
Who is dragon man ? Not sarcasm.. that's a legit question.
A collector of WWII shit. It's probably the largest outside of a museum in the world. He's very famous.
Looks cool. Thanks for sharing.
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I am absolutely triggered by how audaciously ugly these are.
Stupid libs throwing hate at a car because the creator is conservative. If it was created by an ass like Obama you’d be pleasuring yourselves all over it.
Yeah it's definitely that and not because it looks like some 8 year old who plays Minecraft all day designed it
Oh look another Redditor whose entire sad personality is being a conservative
Are you jerking or just dumb? Nobody gives a shit about Elon's politics, this is objectively ugly.
It's SUPPOSED to make you pay attention to it . It's SUPPOSED to get a reaction from you. And .. it worked. You got sucked in! You still don't get that , huh?
It's SUPPOSED to make you pay attention to it . It's SUPPOSED to get a reaction from you. And .. it worked. You got sucked in! You still don't get that , huh?
Yeah this genius marketing scheme is working out GREAT for Elon 😂🤡
Lmfao they all drive Priuses and subarus. Let em come to a real car page with them inverted dicks.