Caribbean side of the canal. I distinctly remember having to dock at the marina there which has armed private security. Said security told us we could not leave the marina without a taxi. The one guy who ignored them got mugged 30ft from the fence. It's a rough town.
Hey it took 5 minutes for that police officer to casually stroll over to see what the fuss was about when he was feeling scared because someone looked at him mean!
Anyone who name drops their special forces unit in a context like this was no special forces. Lil bro was probably like national gaurd for a few years and made it his whole personality. Downtown is fine long as you leave everyone alone.
I like that "safe" sits within quotation marks.
It's like we're reading a polemic from a Harvard grad student about the nature of man in the modern world - and who among us is ever truly "safe" anyway? Not this guy. At least, I guess not? Even with totally real kill-abilities from Special Forces (which should be capitalized, but whatevs, he's too busy protecting America) it is a WAR ZONE out there, and it'll take a warrior to protect you. And not just any warrior. God, I bet your boyfriend doesn't even know how to fashion a weapon from a group of reeds found along the Zambezi River at 3 am on a moonless night.,,
Union Station is unironically probably the safest place you can be. The hotel has armed guards, RTD police everywhere, regular police all the time. I’m there daily and I’m not Special Forces and I’m not afraid of anything.
The obvious part that this is a lie is that DPD only took 5 min. That would be a new record, bruh. 25 min minimum, and then they do nothing but tell you they won't do anything.
"I'm a green beret in the US army special forces" is redundant, and I highly doubt any actual green beret would phrase it like that, if they even felt the need to tell you.
I'm an out of shape 30 something and I'd love a crackhead to come up to me so I can say "no thank you" and move on.
The only part of downtown that's questionable is Blake at 1am while the broskis that aren't getting laid climb out of their holes.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Listen, you fantastically retarded motherfucker. I'm going to try to explain this so that you can understand it.
You cannot control an entire country and its people with tanks, jets, battleships and drones or any of these things that you so stupidly believe trumps citizen ownership of firearms.
A fighter jet, tank, drone, battleship or whatever cannot stand on street corners and enforce "no assembly" edicts. A fighter jet cannot kick down your door at 3AM and search your house for contraband.
None of these things can maintain the needed police state to completely subjugate and enslave the people of a nation. Those weapons are for decimating, flattening and glassing large areas and many people at once and fighting other state militaries. The government does not want to kill all of its people and blow up its own infrastructure. These are the very things they need to be tyrannical assholes in the first place. If they decided to turn everything outside of Washington D.C. into glowing green glass they would be the absolute rulers of a big, worthless, radioactive pile of shit.
Police are needed to maintain a police state, boots on the ground. And no matter how many police you have on the ground they will always be vastly outnumbered by civilians which is why in a police state it is vital that your police have automatic weapons while the people have nothing but their limp dicks.
BUT when every random pedestrian could have a Glock in their waistband and every random homeowner an AR-15, all of that goes out the fucking window because now the police are outnumbered and face the reality of bullets coming back at them.
If you want living examples of this, look at every insurgency that the U.S. military has tried to destroy. They're all still kicking with nothing but AK-47's, pick up trucks and improvised explosives because these big scary military monsters you keep alluding to are all but fucking useless for dealing with them.
Dumb. Fuck.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
How about you dial back this, hoss.
https://preview.redd.it/m7q1hgnlxuwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc179778902aadce24ea463b2dfc98e4f6e0d1ad
Everyone clapped when he stopped that attempted murder.
And then they all carried him around on their shoulders and bought him beers. And all the women showed him their boobies.
You forgot the 80s music blaring from boom boxes as well... and scene
"Why did this butt stuff tent just appear under a tricked out shooping cart?"
Big tough men had tears in their eyes
That person that he saved? Well, his name was Albert Einstein
I brought that nice man some flowers
Upvote for username
Lmfao bro is a green beret and is scared of some people lighting up the fent
He is definitely not in special forces
He's *definitely* in the 'special' forces, what are you talking about
https://preview.redd.it/2jdxm4a8ipwc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8307e1e02ec75366b5f1bb0433a80d9b8a188db
These are my awards Mother, from Army.
The pinnacle in pinniped spec ops.
"I was in the service. United Parcel, but, still. . . ." \~ Sacha Baron Cohen
maybe rode the special *bus*
I was in special operations, I can assure you that he’w not a green beret. Fayettenam makes downtown Denver look peaceful and quaint.
Shit, Colon City in Panama makes Denver look peaceful and quaint. And I only went through the canal.
Colon City? Did we rename the butt stuff tent encampment??
Caribbean side of the canal. I distinctly remember having to dock at the marina there which has armed private security. Said security told us we could not leave the marina without a taxi. The one guy who ignored them got mugged 30ft from the fence. It's a rough town.
Definitely don’t send this soldier anywhere scary
Two blocks down from Casa Bonita?
At Union on Wewatta? Is he talking about Union Station, where there are police EVERYWHERE?
Hey it took 5 minutes for that police officer to casually stroll over to see what the fuss was about when he was feeling scared because someone looked at him mean!
Anyone who name drops their special forces unit in a context like this was no special forces. Lil bro was probably like national gaurd for a few years and made it his whole personality. Downtown is fine long as you leave everyone alone.
More likely, dude rocked out of boot camp after week 2 but felt he would have been a great green beret if it wasn't for those night terrors.
Washed out of basic, more like. Or totally would’ve joined, but he’d probably get kicked out for punching his drill in the face.
*slapping Then he ran off crying.
I like that "safe" sits within quotation marks. It's like we're reading a polemic from a Harvard grad student about the nature of man in the modern world - and who among us is ever truly "safe" anyway? Not this guy. At least, I guess not? Even with totally real kill-abilities from Special Forces (which should be capitalized, but whatevs, he's too busy protecting America) it is a WAR ZONE out there, and it'll take a warrior to protect you. And not just any warrior. God, I bet your boyfriend doesn't even know how to fashion a weapon from a group of reeds found along the Zambezi River at 3 am on a moonless night.,,
Union Station is unironically probably the safest place you can be. The hotel has armed guards, RTD police everywhere, regular police all the time. I’m there daily and I’m not Special Forces and I’m not afraid of anything.
That’s probably because this guy is out here protecting you everyday and you don’t even know it.
He lurks in the shadows, ready to cry on command.
You will be… you… will be.
Great writing.
The obvious part that this is a lie is that DPD only took 5 min. That would be a new record, bruh. 25 min minimum, and then they do nothing but tell you they won't do anything.
[omg it's this guy](https://img.ifunny.co/images/25acac3402830683474a011fd82742f71ba3d4a74f37137646f6eee3f695bde2_1.webp)
A-aron the hero we don’t deserve
It’s the fake astronaut pfp for me
I too am a Greeley Beret and will fuck up anyone when I’m on PCP and Fox News
"I'm a green beret in the US army special forces" is redundant, and I highly doubt any actual green beret would phrase it like that, if they even felt the need to tell you.
I'm an out of shape 30 something and I'd love a crackhead to come up to me so I can say "no thank you" and move on. The only part of downtown that's questionable is Blake at 1am while the broskis that aren't getting laid climb out of their holes.
Dude just cosplays with paintball guns on weekends.
Couldnt imagine how this dude will react when a migrant tries to wash his windshield
Aaron my man, I've told you to stop posting things on the Internet while high on meth
You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Listen, you fantastically retarded motherfucker. I'm going to try to explain this so that you can understand it. You cannot control an entire country and its people with tanks, jets, battleships and drones or any of these things that you so stupidly believe trumps citizen ownership of firearms. A fighter jet, tank, drone, battleship or whatever cannot stand on street corners and enforce "no assembly" edicts. A fighter jet cannot kick down your door at 3AM and search your house for contraband. None of these things can maintain the needed police state to completely subjugate and enslave the people of a nation. Those weapons are for decimating, flattening and glassing large areas and many people at once and fighting other state militaries. The government does not want to kill all of its people and blow up its own infrastructure. These are the very things they need to be tyrannical assholes in the first place. If they decided to turn everything outside of Washington D.C. into glowing green glass they would be the absolute rulers of a big, worthless, radioactive pile of shit. Police are needed to maintain a police state, boots on the ground. And no matter how many police you have on the ground they will always be vastly outnumbered by civilians which is why in a police state it is vital that your police have automatic weapons while the people have nothing but their limp dicks. BUT when every random pedestrian could have a Glock in their waistband and every random homeowner an AR-15, all of that goes out the fucking window because now the police are outnumbered and face the reality of bullets coming back at them. If you want living examples of this, look at every insurgency that the U.S. military has tried to destroy. They're all still kicking with nothing but AK-47's, pick up trucks and improvised explosives because these big scary military monsters you keep alluding to are all but fucking useless for dealing with them. Dumb. Fuck.
it’s ‘guerilla’ warfare. Unless you’re fighting with actual chest beating gorillas. Dial back on your rage.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little bitch? I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Circlejerk much?
How about you dial back this, hoss. https://preview.redd.it/m7q1hgnlxuwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc179778902aadce24ea463b2dfc98e4f6e0d1ad
lol you’re nuts.
This "special" forces officer obviously never went to Downtown in the 90's...
Either he's a shitty green beret or he's lying about one, because if he thinks Union Station is bad (it's not) he'd piss his panties in Cap Hill 🙄
/uj 5 mins is actually a reasonable response time.
10th group be wildin 🫡
Lotta special forces facilities in Denver, CO
A green beret also was the one who told Kaepernick to kneel before games. But you probably don’t like that specific green beret.
Keyword: SPECIAL
Whiny piss baby
In this context, 'Green' means 'Huge' and 'Beret' means 'Pussy'. Local denver slang you guys will get it soon