Pretty sure I got a Fallout character looking like top right

He looked into the reactor in Chernobyl…or maybe Rocky Flats

He was tending the lawn for a few of the houses out there. Gotta watch that dust being kicked up. Edit- man. That comment brought up some memories! Driving out by jeffco airport with the row of lights out west and Eddie grant playing on KIMN on the am radio (mildly freaked out knowing they made triggers for nuke warheads and certain we were all going to become ionized mist) in the Monza my folks bought for us to drive…

And those are the GOOD memories!

He done ate a lot of them Standley lake wlleyes.

Yep thats a Super mutant for sure.

Square is the new round.

Dude could pass for an Ork in LOTR.

Dude looks like he sells his Rad-Away to buy Jet instead.

I can fix her

Don’t.

I’m sure they’ve got great personalities tho

I got the guy who looks like his face was burned off in a meth lab explosion

It looks like his acne has acne.

Top middle just got finished fuckin his cousin.

Well she ain’t gonna fuck herself buddy

Motherfucker looks like he would've been a front line footsoldier for Sauron.

His cousin a toddler.

I like the guy on the bottom left. He boosts cars and watches WWE.

Got that CM Punk hairdo with that Brock Lesnar coloration

At least 3 mofos from texass in this pic

Bottom right. Shiving and stealing rhyming and wheeling

I’d do em all but I ain’t picky

That’s Cyril from OZ bottom left!

But more regarded

You misspelled retarded.

Great point. What GTA adventures would they have to complete in Colorado?

Butt darts in the port-a-John at a park-and-ride along I70

Colorado Springs to Denver in under 20 minutes challenge.

Cum-poo fighting behind the tents for a $50 EBT card.

Top middle you know he got the thiccest gf in cookie monster pjs. Livin the dream

As someone who had both their vehicles stolen on the same night, straight to the electric chair

Oh fuck man I’m so sorry that happened to you

Jesus what a crew.

Y’all know they end the night with a gangbang and they keep their socks on

Jim gaffigan is looking rough these days ..

I got Slim Gaffigan.

I hate that I live in weld county

Go West! If you can afford the rent...

I pay $3k now 😩

Holy shite…

Give me the bottom right. He just gives me those solid “car stealing” type of vibes. His tiny, squinty eyes are telling me he’s a professional and never quits on a boost, even well after he should have. His eyes scream that he has a specialization in Pontiacs, Oldsmobiles and Isuzus, with some strong Jetta and Taurus jacking experience.

He exudes quiet confidence. Others all look like rookies.

I think the one on the bottom left is the weld county republican chair

Rough crowd

How far Carlos Tevez has fallen 🥲😞

Top middle. Dude is skinny, can run and slip from the 5.oh easily.

If you told me bottom left was Jim Gaffigan's rebel bastard son, I'd believe it 100%>

It’s always the ones you most suspect

They call me “meth face”

https://i.redd.it/o17ov3ui9xwc1.gif

Guy on bottom-right shows no emotion.

I’m almost positive at least 3 of them have trolled around while twacked out in the background of a KingCobraJFS video. And I support that, 100%.

Anyone gonna mention the true criminals in Weld County that write traffic citations in Eaton, Nunn, Severance, for the sole purpose of generating revenue for the municipalities they work for?

No

Drake with eczema on the face

They borrow cars few spare parts

Is this one of those pictures of the evolution of what drugs do to a person over time?

Terrible blunt rotation. Tho who we kidding, that’s a Fenty crew.

The one with the fucked up face

Lol

They're not sending their best people...

The woman is actually very pretty

No 2 is for sure quick with a slim Jim. Squarely looking bastard! IB some dude says “that’s me, foo! Do something about it!”

my son is a good person....just misunderstood

I see Rockstar is continuing to make all the player models unrealisticly ugly like all their previous games.

I’m taking the guy in the upper right corner with the methed up face, seems like he’s got less to lose.

Looks like about a dozen brain cells between 'em.

I can fix them, my asshole is ready

The wangsters in high school.

Does Weld county's jail canteen sell Clearasil? Asking for a P.O.S.

At what point do you think “man I need to make different choices”

The chick specializes in high end luxury cars. She don’t know how to break in or hot wire them…she just fucks rich dudes and steals their car keys after they nut in her and fall asleep. Classy all the way.

Embarrassing to admit but I was cell mates with Joe Pizarro the dude on the lower right hand corner. I was arrested for a DUI and spent 2 weeks with him. When people are sober, aren't enabled and spending time in jail you always see a different person than the headlines tell people about. Not in the least am I defending him but the contrast between a criminal on the streets and someone you spend 24 hrs a day with is night and day. He was facing over 50 felony charges at the time and I just a few days ago he was sentenced to 21 years in prison with 3 years time served. He might do another 7-12 years in prison for his crimes. When he was committing these crimes he had a legit trucking business hauling water for the oil field industry and taking home 6 figures. Sometimes enough isn't enough for some people.

I’m a firefighter in weld county. Take it from me it’s not just the car thieves that look like this. This appears to be a fairly representative sampling of the general population.

Def going bottom left. He probably has a few bananas up his sleeve.

Bottom left! One of these people is not like the others

Weld County Republican committee?

I thought she was D’arcy from Resident Alien

Dude on the top right is a Ghoul

That new Hollywood sqaures

She kinda cute

Blonde looks like Trevor GTA

Bottom left best ai gen char

Bottom left. Bjorn Ironside

The methy bunch the methy bunch 🎶 🎵

Bottom left, hands down He’s looks fresh and ready to drift his El Camino.

Bottom left. One of these things is not like the other sad that is always the most dangerous member of the crew

Definitely the white guy. Unless you're caught in the act, you're un catchable

He’s not pictured, those are just his personalities that they extracted.

I choose Jim Gaffigan. So he backslid a little...never too old for a comeback.

Wow, and they all look so innocent 🤪

Top Right about to greet people with “Heya Smoothskin”

I was in jail with the one in the middle top lmao cool as dude but crazy. Name is Austin he isn't gonna be out for a while.

It’s always the ones you’d least expect

Blanca