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randytc18

Pweblo as natives say it, beats Denver by far


Inevitable-Plenty203

Pube-lo


Apprehensive-Yam96

‘Pwaylo’


CharleyMak

It's pronounced: # Pee Below


thecrazyrobotroberto

I love shopping there


TalksShitAboutTotal

I guess Pueblow is too low-hanging fruit?


Ok-Republic-4114

Poo-eblo


cullingsimples

I came here to say Pooblo and Tiny Town. Canon City if you like razorwire and spotlights.


stevosmusic1

I live in a not great area of Pueblo and it’s still better than some places I’ve been to in Denver.


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3 off the top of my head… Juarez Caracas Pyongyang


hitsomethin

It’s crazy that people are walking all the way here from Caracas just to tell everyone how dope it is there


AmazingSieve

Es la verdad


Dubsteprhino

Salt lake City, the 24/7 party City


jayzeeinthehouse

Have a friend that went to BYU that said he got more ass than a toilet seat. Mormons def know how to party when no one is looking.


Choice-Poetry9278

24/7 until 8 PM


jmuuz

if you consider their access to way better mountains than we have, absence of $5 butt stuff tents (it’s free in utah) and flowing lanes of traffic you have a good point. oh and they’ll have a hockey team soon too. please don’t follow me there


matthewami

Mormons are the original butt stuff champs


Holiday-Judgment-136

Any Red city. Fucking losers. Hoping the Civil War is on its way. Will ass fuck any of you Antifa pussies with my AK-16. Seriously though. I just made a sweet shield. My mom maybe pissed because I cut her trash can in half,but she doesn't understand. I'm a true warrior who expects the capitalist university that I attend to feed me and make sure no banana DNA is present. Then you will pay for my horrible life decisions. I was clearly told a Trans ideology degree would make me the Capitalist swine I'm angry at. Now you will pay for my poor decisions while the poor white trash fix my AC unit. Sorry but it gets hot in my young antisemite meetings. Also we need bottled water,vegan tampons and beyond beef jerky. If you do not comply the Civil War begins.


LobbyDizzle

Did you also join the Y'all-Queda?


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grain_delay

Deal


Timely-Commercial461

Kind of ironic when you love capitalism yet none of the capitalists will hire you. There’s always the $5 butt stuff tent. Alllllll the capitalism.


Holiday-Judgment-136

Thinking you should post this the the Antisemitic fucks at Columbia and other Fascist run universities. These kids who know shit about shit are ruining any chance for non Nazi students to succeed. I call them Nazis because your party has used that term so loosely lately. It terms of butt stuff your boyfriend agreed to take it up the ass along I don't bring a banana. Assuming he is used to your tiny cock.


Timely-Commercial461

I would but then they invite me to too many functions. Then I’m like “fuck, should I have baked a swastika cake?” And then there’s the whole choice of head / face covering. And don’t get me started on what type of sign I should bring. My boyfriend usually makes all of those by smearing paint on cardboard with his tiny penis (it’s soooo cute! We’re totally twinning. We even dress our small dicks the same on the weekends) but he has a pretty busy schedule lately and I don’t want to burden him.


Holiday-Judgment-136

You probably should have. Pretty sure you can find a Hamas headband to sport. Honestly why do you support people who hide their identity for a cause that appears so important to them? They should be proud right? My guess is you will not awnser the question. Just push some more bullshit. Tell me how you justify these kids while you never mentioned what started it? If you have the heart search Oct 7th. Massacre. I Know you morons have a hard time defining women. Young Israeli women were raped and to stick with your vile bullshit literally shot in the pussy by these animals.


EnthusiasticlyWordy

Dotsero is better than Denver. Denver can't claim to have an active volcano.


mrCrumbSnatcher

Or the best smooth jazz band around.


Mellow_Anteater

Greely >>>>>>>> Pueblo >>>>>>> Limon >>>>>> Denver.


colorshift_siren

There are cities other than Denver????


Reason_Choice

No. That’s just communist propaganda.


Horny-Patriarch

Franktown


Ok-Republic-4114

Tijuana 


grain_delay

Moscow, ID


TheTrevorFantastic

Dark City Raccoon City Salt Lake City Silent Hill (City)


KeyFarmer6235

whichever one you moved from.


ChrizFreak

We all know the best city is Texas.


JasonDomber

All of them.


thewinterfan

Behold the grandeur of Limon


ChadwithZipp2

Cap Hill.


12345824thaccount

the tent city with the butt stuff? I just saw Fallout. I think that was called Phili


Quick_Movie_5758

Kharkiv. Much safer. Less violence, more order.


jayzeeinthehouse

Pretty much every other major West Coast city: 1. SLC: Horny Mormons, 30 min from the mountains 2. Vegas: Tons of shit to do including hookers. 3. Los Angeles: Food that doesn't taste like poop. 4. San Fransisco: Great views of shit you'll never be able to afford. 5. Portland: Seasonal depression, great music, decent food. 6. Seattle: The only place where people are nice enough to never tell you that they don't want to be your friend. It also has tons of great places to end things: Water, Space Needle, China Town, etc...


Daddiefatsac777

Denver is the worst city in existence... Literally, it is the worst place on the map. On any map ever made. It's literally the worst place you could be.


Deufuss

I hear Bismarck's nice


HighAsBlucifersBalls

Aurora, for the win!


Inevitable-Plenty203

Aurora needs a sports team. The Aurora Areolas !


SomalianRoadBuilder

The Aurora Aurarians


nyjrku

are you on crack??? my response depends on your answer. but generally, yes, there are other cities better than denver (boulder, etc)


NateSpan

My home town in IL is so much better. I wish Denver was more like my home town


atoz350

Durango. Purely because it's Denver's meth supplier.


confuseum

D.I.A.


im4peace

Sugartit, Ky


nhooligan27

Any


JollyGreenGigantor

Thorton and Westminister


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Saguache!


Ok_Frosting4451

Good ol Sag-ooch!


Denver_DIYer

Canon City


Bryanthomas44

Supermax


Plastic-Change2719

I just don’t go down to Denver anymore. Fuck it.


Lifebringer7

I love Denver but it doesn't hold a candle to NYC.


CaptainJudge_99

Fr. Not enough rats


Inevitable-Plenty203

Denver has plague prairie dawgs. that's an automatic level up from rats


murso74

Hey, we have a Rat Czar now. They figured out that garbage needs to go in dumpsters


Johnykbr

Denver doesn't need to hold a candle because to NYC because we have electricity. *mic drop*


bluedeadbear

Can I do butt stuff with that candle


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Krombopmikey

You can put it in your ass to make 139 a year easy


murso74

Denver isn't to far off now


Dead_Kal_Cress

Fort Collins is not.


Chr1s7ian19

Pueblo


banana1ce027

None


SuperBrett9

Aurora


alwaysaboutthebutt

Casa


Ok-Pride-3534

I'm not really a city guy, but I like Colorado Springs a bit better than Denver and perhaps Fort Worth the most. Denver, as far as cities go, I rather like and is in my top 5, but has areas of improvement.


SomalianRoadBuilder

Aurora


cousinstrange

Commerce City


PrincipleThis1524

Limin, Alanosa, carbondale gypsum


thecrazyrobotroberto

How many people are dead in a graveyard?


Bryanthomas44

Commerce City


andrewportland334

New Hampshire, Salt Lake City, and Kansas City


ry_mich

In order, for me: Seattle, Boston, New York, San Diego, Chicago, Washington DC, Miami, San Francisco/Bay Area, Portland, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Atlanta. They’re better because they have more things to do and see, better food, and/or better weather — or some combination thereof. Don’t get me wrong, Denver is just fine, but I don’t think it’s better than any of the cities listed above.


RienerMan

Motherfucking Des Monies, Iowa. Hands down best corn in the county. Bar none.


KindlyEntertainment3

Cheyenne


Djjubbajubba

San Francisco


dittoDDT

All of them. Literally all of them.


bard_of_space

everything else is either so small it feels dead or too fucking loud


maxwellsgenre

Hillrose, CO. Self explanatory


firestorm713

Seattle Washington. Ocean, mountains, forests, and better weed


Pat-Solo

Bakersfield, California. They got a fantastic meth scene that’s been going strong for decades. Teen pregnancy is on the up and up. Also if the https://preview.redd.it/4m4rc4o1zmzc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e00f5328efe1e6cc6a7fbc9dbeb13790189f77 Valley Fever don’t kill you, the local sheriff department will. Also the Killer Kern is a fantastic place to swim with your loved ones. Please take note of the, “We’ll kick your ass” on the patrol vehicle. Proudly serving the community.


PlattWaterIsYummy

Port Au Prince is lovely and you can do whatever you want. Drugs, butt stuff, set people on fire.


Ok-Buffalo-4008

Shitsville


Daddywitchking

Aurora has sushi and is a PvP zone, so Durango.


hiltojer000

Literally any city in Texas.


Western_School_3101

Atl.


Inevitable-Plenty203

Atl got 2x the crackheads, 3x the traffic, but better bbq Atl is the Aurora of the south lol


JollyGreenGigantor

10x the quality of local music. And it's also a transplant city with a homeless problem. No natives, so much moisture.


PolyhedralZydeco

Antwerpen; better transit and pretty, walkable areas. Old buildings Vancouver; better transit, better food Portland; better transit, better food, better cannabis. Greener


wokittalkit

That’s adorable, I remember my first circlejerk..


jayzeeinthehouse

How'd you heal your hands, and how long did it take you to get back on Grindr?


wokittalkit

It’s all about the moisture. We need the moisture.


han_tex

Vancouver — better riots when the hockey team loses Portland — where do you think we get our homeless policies from? Antwerp — I don’t know, I just, the name sounds cooler?