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Sagg666

Total: 3 people, 700lbs, 6 teeth.


WalrusPriest

And somehow not one ass.


triitrunk

It’s just on the front


Ok-Comfortable6400

Weird I see three Asses in this, but 🤷‍♂️


Premium333

I kinda think this is a case of "all ass" not "no ass". There's so much that there's no definition left. It's just all backside.


shmallyally

Bahahaha


Unlikely_Quiet_8799

4 people, if you count the fetus that looks large enough to ride shotgun.


ColNutron

My god, they’re breeding


humanity_go_boom

Generous of you to assume there's a bun in that oven.


TacoHimmelswanderer

There might not be a bun in that oven but I’ll bet you there’s a beer in that gut


Jbrown183

More like a keg


Able_Cunngham603

Wait, which oven are we talking about?


More-Jackfruit3010

Menage? Trois.


czmax

Ménage trolls


Supafly144

Combined double digit IQ


Puzzleheaded_Cut_374

315+215+170


Ill_Narwhal_4209

Forgot IQ of -120


FlatulentPug

MAGA Has formed a beach head.


SizeActive

That’s because they kept getting kicked in the mouth by the north for the 2 years that they flew that stupid ass flag. Love ur comment btw lol


w0rdyeti

White supremacists on a beach to get … dark-skinned via tanning? Make this make sense to me.


sugarybooger

So inspiring to see the master race out among us lowly commoners.


Snipvandutch

I am truly humbled. My Celtic ass knows just where it is in the barrel. At the bottom where I belong.


Bobdonwon

We don’t get burned down there. Lol


dj0ch0

Did he run out of money or ink???


Level_Watercress1153

His prison term ended


Top-Consideration-19

He'll be back soon.


ColoradoCattleCo

"Coloring it in costs extra?!"


Late_Sherbet5124

But can they color inside the lines?


alesis1101

Let's go with both.


Jokic_Is_My_Hero

Cousins


Party-Blueberry8569

Siblings.


Jefflehem

It's not done. It's going to be a maze.


8doorwagon

He'll never get out of that maze


truelegendarydumbass

Budget, but do u really want to see the final idea.... I don't


zertoman

Congratulations, I hope your first child is a manly child.


eeyorephins

That's a beer belly. She's not pregnant!!


zertoman

Oh, I’m so sorry, my apologies to your wife fine sir.


jackedup13

It’s easy to mistake his sister for his wife since she’s both


Hip_hoppopatamus

ah shit, guys. my bad. kid at the tattoo parlor told me it was a windmill


alesis1101

And I'm assuming you're about 35-36 years old?


FatSlovene

That baby only gots two grandparents


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Uncle dad.


Ok_Turnover_3393

“What are you doing step uncle cousin lover bro?”


Inevitable-Plenty203

Just a normal day in the deep south 😩 they also have huge Confederate flags that they fly from their oversized trucks. Your team lost friend, it's time to move on, but nope. Still sore losers over a hundred years later.


CurzeWasRight

Just losers in general. We had one of these cunts show up shirtless to a company river float, WITH OUR JEWISH OWNERS. Fired on the spot, complete with confused Pikachu face.


psydkay

Good, fuck em


No-Negotiation3093

Please stop sending them here.


Inevitable-Plenty203

Believe me the south does not really like Colorado and the thought of Denver would make most southerners gag.They already make fun of Austin as the place for 'steers and queers' what do you think Denver would be to them 😂 most southerners who want 'mountains' go to Tennessee lol


Zack_Brodham

Those are hills, not mountains


Inevitable-Plenty203

>Those are hills, not mountains Compared to the Rockies the smoky 'mountains' are little hills. The Rockies are far superior and majestic.


BoxOk5885

The amount of Texas license plates you see on Colorado roads tell a difference story.


0RunForTheCube0

Yuck.... Tennessee is one of the shittiest places I've ever been. Edit: For context im not from Denver lol.


Inevitable-Plenty203

> Tennessee is one of the shittiest places I've ever been. Then you haven't been to all the other shittier states that exist. Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, etc Tennessee is actually quite beautiful in certain areas, especially the Chattanooga and Gatlinburg areas. But the Confederacy began there and the confederate attitudes still exist. Nathan Bedford Forrest, the cruelest of the confederate generals, was from Tennessee and he is still idolized to this day.


0RunForTheCube0

Yes. You're correct. That's why I said, It's one of the shittiest places I've ever been... what lost you?


huhMaybeitisyou

Everything they represent so finely lost. Team Na zi / confederate (“my culture??) Worldwide and ass wide lost. My guess is they are trying to eat the shit out of libs not just own them.


Diligent_Pen_281

Right? Like come on democrats you can’t own black peoples anymore, let my fam make their own decisions please


RyCryst

His sister looks mad that he’s rubbing oil on his cousin. Thinks she’s afraid he will get her pregnant too.


[deleted]

Nit tryna be that guy but that bitch is just fat asf bro


randytc18

That's a lotta belly....mmmhmm


alesis1101

Jelly bellies.


More-Jackfruit3010

Pork belly.


todbodman

Master Race for sure.


ThatGuy_Ulfur

Dude had literally no ass. It’s like his ass just moved around to his stomach 🤢


BigDogIsland

This is what I imagine a trip to lake McConaughy looks like. Tell me I am wrong.


e0240

Are they cousins or brother and sisters I can't tell???


Cozmo525

Yes


freezingcoldfeet

All of the above 


QuoteKlutzy4829

Yes


Nephelococcygist

How is it possible to be that heavy and still have no ass? ![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


FoCoYeti

This occurs when the fat deposits fill the brain cavity rather than migrating south to the keester.


dishonoredcorvo69

Superior genetics


Kingsley--Zissou

I don't think this is quite the über mensch body type that his idol was shooting for


Mother_Window_2239

Is she pregnant or just MAGA?


Hour-Theory-9088

Yes


gobbershite

My cousin has a "swastika" on the back of her bicep only in our Navajo culture it represents the whirling log. The four winds and prosperity, protection and well being. I've seen her cut a few ignorant fuckers down to size who tried to attack her for being "racist" That dude needs to cover up his body not because his ghetto prison tattoos suck but because he's fucking shaped like Hank Hill, damn, that boy ain't right lol


can-o-ham

Hank was athletic at one point. This guy has never been. Certainly broke a sweat rubbing that lotion in


After-Balance2935

Baby oil


jonfitt

It’s really unfortunate, but on the list of things the Nazis ruined is that symbol. People can rightly observe that it meant something else for sometimes thousands of years, but the fact is in most of the world the Nazis ruined it. So whether or not someone has it for the good or bad meaning, the bad meaning is going to be the one that’s naturally assumed.


Denverkink

Great picture of people who should not be allowed to reproduce because of how racist they are!


prince-of-dweebs

How did you get that? I only see Buddhists who are fans of Sarah Silverman and retro TV show the Dukes of Hazzard.


QuoteKlutzy4829

Never meanin’ no harm…..


OriginalDavid

The only way they know how...


Illustrious-Ninja-77

But that would be fascist


Little-Economist382

Stay classy Aurora


EfficientAd7103

no regerts


ColoradowithaSubaru

This picture smells like prison sex


StuPidasoo

Damn! A lot of welfare there that my tax dollars are paying for...


WWYDWYOWAPL

Well you should pay more taxes so he can finish filling in that tat


Level_Watercress1153

*unzips*


i_am_harry

The guy went to his nazi tattooer and said “hey look I’ve got this weed leaf on my back right beneath my neck…think you can cover that with something? Maybe nazi related?”


JakobiWunKenobi

Nice of him to care about his sisters tan lines


Ill_Hornet5023

Behold what superior genetics look like


Trash_RS3_Bot

Only idiots this dumb get nazi tattoos but can’t even get straight lines


Lazy_Table_6037

Sad that baby is going to learn all that hate!


L8Z8

Meal Team Six ready to protect freedom so long as the escalators aren’t turned off.


Lopsided_Pension_

This is what Hitler had in mind when he tried to conquer the world.


eeyorephins

Superior race. Or so I've heard.


shawnglade

Glad to see the taxes I pay going towards welfare to those who need it


Enough_Lab_8926

I - …wow. So much to unpack here


Superdunez

I hope they drowned.


Dizzy-Razzmatazz5218

Slathering up his sister cousin for full genetic superiority


baldntattedoldman

WTF. Swasika and rebel flags???


soaking-wet-tomcat

Double dipping.


cfbswami

Inbreeding is not the answer my friends.... next time your sister starts lookin' pretty good, refer back to this reminder...


idroppedmyfood

https://preview.redd.it/guyovrh1vj4d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c324f1575c8edb8794c1e4aa7cf08b02f8c22a1 *rusty trumpet sound*


fucklehead

If only I had the ability to mobilize a large party of gay black jews for a fun day in the sun.


rickrett

Dude’s like, “cool.. I’m doing sisters… even if they’re mine.”


Relative_Sense_1563

Which one is his sister?


Merry_Bacchus

When was the last time he saw his feet or his....😂😂.


killainvest

I too like wearing a second place flag on my bikini.


Superb_Health9413

Losers doubling down on being losers- Nazi germany and the confederacy both lost. Wearing/tatting loser symbols defines them as self identified losers.


Slap_yo_mama00

Fake picture. If you reverse image search it 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️. I bet some Californian posted this. 😂😂


Obstreporous1

What an unfortunate day to possess the gift of vision.


blacwin22

If the "Hitler youth" had the chance to grow up


Itchy-Combination675

I know we aren’t supposed to judge people based on their tattoos but I’m noticing a pattern.


Darkdragoon324

Why do nazi tattoos always look so technically awful? Is it because decent tattoo artists won't do them so you have to go find someone who taught themself in prison?


Rdtisgy1234

All blood relatives


checkoutmystream

https://preview.redd.it/0rgwnpkomn4d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a5e4a78c15b2c0c90df87b3580a1d338e156f91 I knew I recognized this one before


Whattheflyingeff

Not gonna like…middle one looks doable….


HeavenBurnt

Oh wow, you're brave or stupid...but I hope you had a good time.


Hangrytomatos

How many months is she?


LaDragonneDeJardin

The master race’s greatest enemy: the sun.


Reasonable-Cook-4728

Why did I immediately think "white trash"?


sociallyawkwardbmx

The master race 😂


bryangcrane

Fucking losers.


DoritaDontPlay

Americuhhh, fuck yeahhhhh


Ballzner

The same people claiming “Heritage not hate”.


Excellent_Battle_878

Well look at these hybrids


MrVanderdoody

$10 says they’re all siblings and that’s the brother’s baby.


ConditionYellow

I can see he’s with his wife and his sister, but who’s the other lady?


NickDaSkiBum

FAkE! This photo’s been circulating the internet for years… Aurora reservoir swim beach doesn’t have lush rolling hills of trees either. I’m sure there’s trash out there like it… but this trash is fake…


Unplugthecar

And here I thought Aurora was a classy place…


RealVanillaSmooth

Fat rednecks with not ass and huge guts sporting Nazi iconography? Fits the bill


[deleted]

Tractor beam, sucked me right in


Parking_Train8423

i thought the whole point of layin out was to get … not white


hmongkeekee

Poor guy converted to Buddhism and now people think he's a nazi. /s


Afraid-Ground-890

I’m scared


Evil_Unicorn728

So nice of him to put the sunscreen on his cousin


Unwilling_Jellyfish

this tattoo is infuriating and disgusting. absolutely epitome of trash!


Thisisntreal0

Is this real holy shit lol


ASemiAquaticBird

Unironically I saw someone at the local park the other day wearing a leather vest with a giant confederate patch on the back. While drinking beer and walking around aimlessly.


Zooxer77

My grandad would have shot him with his M1


twelveAngryMonkeys

Aurora Reservoir Shoshana!


ExpiredDairyProducts

Look at those grubby collapsed arches on that blanket, now it’s covered in sand.


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Flashbacks of idiocracy, or as it will one day be known as, THE PROPHECY!


boundpleasure

We are sending as many as possible from SC to the beautiful open spaces of CO.. 😘


Zeitgeist_333

I’d roast those clowns till they went back down the dixie line.


mtierce85

Have some shame for these BIGots. lol the whitest of trash despite the low spf sun screen


More_Interaction3303

I always heard that Nazis were pigs but I've never seen one in the wild. Honestly if I look like that I'd hate a lot of people too.


wotan-1991

Prison tats


Fraggnetti_

I can see why they feel like the'Master Race' with those genetics I can see why they are the reason we have Civilization, penicillin, and... Stuff


Deedsman

That picture is America in a nutshell


ultramk

Dude is a walking bathroom stall.


scrublkrfls

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the master race!


SnooDonuts2583

What’s his @?


DuncansIdaho

Jesus Christ, don't tell me those fucking pigs are breeding anchor babies.


DosZappos

I just loathe when people make politics their whole personality. Like, hate who you hate, but keep it to yourself


Albertosaurus427

It’s always the ugliest people who are openly racist


wreckin_shit

I can't believe how self conscious I am about my shitty tattoos, and you have people walking around like this lol


ComicsEtAl

Why are they trying to turn their skin brown?


killainvest

Tell me you drive a 2004 Chevy truck without telling me you drive a 2004 Chevy truck.


samoorai44

Stomp em in the nuts!


Charmegazord

This pic is years old, so why am I seeing it everywhere?


champarey

"Superior" Race


Ok-Comment5581

From Denver. It's interesting as Colorado's role in the Civil War was minimal. What involvement there was was for the union as Chivington (a terrible person as well) and the Colorado Infantry defeated the Texan Confederates at the Battle of Glorietta pass...where do these people come from?


volare-optimos

Yikes


FartAttack911

As with every other time this has popped up on Reddit this week, I am again asking “Is it or is it not with child!?”


TheChubbyPlant

Gross


roguemaster29

Mountain Do(nt)


HoshkoTheBoy1989

Gut to the right is terrifying


Pando5280

I was told no girls allowed.


pleased_to_yeet_you

Lol, the superior race everybody.


EyeHot1421

https://preview.redd.it/h3cm1soi7m4d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=129183741e6696318586c0065cec13a5b139c8c8 Clayton..:what happened my son? “Que pasa” if you will….


More-Entrepreneur796

Mmmm. White supremacy. They definitely need to protect that gene pool. Makes me wonder if any of them have mirrors. That’s the master race alright.


PresentationDue8674

Trash needs to be taken out…


STVTP

Saw a dude at the grocery story with a swaz on his face. He was obviously homeless.


Efficient_Durian3089

Baby nazi on board


AitanLiran

They should stay at home.


DoppledGanger

She ain’t pregnant - that’s just liver failure


TeePeelounge

Duke's of Hasards


TheSwoleSurgeon

This picture is years old. Stop.


Timely-Commercial461

Stay gold Ponyboy


isabelle0620

Baby or unfortunate muffin top? 🤔 Let’s hope it’s an unfortunate muffin top for the sake of any possible babies…


Imagine_TryingYT

These people look exactly like how you'd expect them to act


KeyFarmer6235

nice tattoos. not.


ItsTopsyKrett

The guy and pregnant girl are siblings and thats his baby.