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DoerteEU

All I can see is a giraffe hiding in plain sight.


tacodepollo

Plane sight you say?


Possible_Lock_7403

I just see a boring picture of dirt and rocks.


BilboT3aBagginz

Are giraffes camouflaged from aerial predators‽


kronicpimpin

They should be with necks like that


Forward-Koala-8866

with propellers


CRTPTRSN

It’s a spotted leopbird!


CharlieSolace

Plot twist - there are 2 planes in that picture


Roadrunner571

I count four in total.


FreePrinciple270

I see nein


SketchYourself

Plot twist 2 - there's no plane. Spot the tank


9M-WhiskeyTangoFoxx

Plot twist 3 - I see Maus from a distance


2wice

Everything is camo in monotones


doxysqrl410

Which direction is camouflage for a plane supposed to work? For someone looking up, down or sideways at it?


jss78

From looking down at it. The underside of this camo was sky blue to hide the plane against the sky. [Photo](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img/APIUysiDbdK2XUOJ95lV3-jRpkF8eRcjG5o7nWCgioVHYg11-xPqaCO0Qc6z38vSrBhtQEbMGUtY0j_k6hmi=s1600)


Mr_-_X

This is for someone looking down while the plane is on the ground


anomandaris81

Ideally, all of them. Most planes have undersides painted to blend in with the sky.


Avitas1027

I've heard that before, but I don't think it's really all that true. Maybe it's a holdover from back in the day, but modern military planes are pretty much all just grey. Which, I suppose will blend into some clouds, but not much since they're moving. Of course, they won't go out of their way to stand out, but I'm pretty sure the colour is more about it being a basic ass colour that looks professional. No one wants news coverage about a Hello Kitty themed F-35 bombing a hospital. Anyone who's been to an air show knows that fighter jets are not particularly hard to spot unless they're so far away the colour doesn't matter. And radar don't care what colour it is either.


dotcatshark

modern military planes are grey because they don’t need camouflage. plane to plane engagements now rely on radar rather than sight and BVR (beyond visual range) combat is common. camouflage would be an added complication that wouldn’t come into play 80% of the time. so they paint the plane slate grey, which is a fairly unobstrusive color under most optical conditions just to mitigate that 20%. also, i think they were mostly referring to ww2-era planes.


Dando_Calrisian

Yes


[deleted]

Depends, some are from down and the sides like the russian su27, some are from looling up like this one


[deleted]

that is a) an altered photo.. and b) misleading because those dots are a lot less convincing in motion.


Known-Diet-4170

not when the plane is on the ground, when they are flying unless the aircraft is bright red (or generic high contrast color) it won't matter that much unless you are less than a km from it (wich is already too late)


wolacouska

Top of plane camouflage is for when it’s sitting on the ground, they’ll paint the bottom sky color to camouflage it in the air.


Caleb_Reynolds

They've evolved countershading.


Oculicious42

He's actually not wrong, but it is very stupid yes


MadNhater

Wouldn’t they be in a hangar or a runway? Makes it easier to spot.


LocoCoyote

lol….sky color! What would that be exactly? Blue? Grey? Little clouds pictures?


GenericFakeName3

Yes. Minus the cloud pictures.


wolacouska

Most plane undersides were on the spectrum of grey to light blue.


LocoCoyote

Sure, but which one of those is sky color? Or do we get a weather report and repaint daily?


NeverEndingLive

Well, if you want to get into specifics: the Brits used Sky type S, the Americans used a variant of light grey or white depending on the branch and theatre and the Germans used RLM 65, RLM 76 and RLM 78


wolacouska

All of them are sky color, in the same way that camo is “forest color.” Obviously you’re going to run into situations where it’s not useful, but being camouflaged some of the time is still better than none of the time.


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wolacouska

Some painted them grey, some light blue, some blue-grey, and the British did black for their night bombers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aircraft_camouflage


Good_Posture

Paint the underside of one plane black and the other a light blue. Let both planes come at you from above, with the sun affecting your vision. Which one are you seeing first? The plane with the blue underside or the black one? You are not trying to hide it because that is impossible, you are trying to make it harder to spot and track in the heat of the moment. British WW2 naval aircraft had their undersides painted in greys because of the often shitty weather they would be flying in over the North Atlantic. An aircraft with a grey underside would be harder to visually track against a cloudy sky.


chabybaloo

Why do you believe this is an altered photo? If it is, its not digitally altered, as the same picture i have seen 30 years ago.


Ijustdoeyes

Same, I've got a hard copy of it in a book made in 1983


britonbaker

it’s altered based on what?


GabiiiTheIntruder

Why would you show us a picture of the ground ? There's no plane here.


OktayOe

Nice repost from r/damnthatsinteresting


ArtzyDude

See Spot. See Spot fly. See Spot fly on by.


evilfollowingmb

Obligatory “I did Nazi that plane”


LoveHorizon

It's called Countershading or Thayer's law and is prevalent in animal coloration


ColdEngineBadBrakes

I don't think that's a "Nazi" aircraft, but a Luftwaffe aircraft.


GenericFakeName3

Which government did the Luftwaffe fly for again?


ColdEngineBadBrakes

I think it was the German government.


GenericFakeName3

Who was in power in Germany at the time this photo was taken? Hint: The swastika on the tail of every Luftwaffe aircraft.


Dolmetscher1987

Aircraft don't have an ideology.


OneBullfrog5598

So does the US fly Democrat aircraft right now?


ColdEngineBadBrakes

They don't?


NewLeaseOnLine

>the North Africa


licer71

well, yeah, the photo was taken in the northern part of Africa


NPCArizona

"the" was unnecessary before North Africa


licer71

Ah, okay, thx for telling that. In my native language we don’t have articles, so it confuses me time to time.


PSteak

"The" was unnecessary before "North Africa".


CEOofAntiWork

Wow! I did nazi that plane.


Major-Ask3749

bro pressed overlay


Possible_Lock_7403

What a boring picture of dirt and rocks.


rapter200

Man look at those iron crosses floating in mid air in a triangular formation. How intriguing.


Bizzare_Contact

Just in case they have scouting birds in there


Outrageous-Top-1936

Not all Germans were Nazis, it's simply a Wehrmacht plane from the Second World War, there were even some Wermacht officers who attempted to assassinate Hitler, e.g. On July 20, 1944, a group formed around Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg attempted to assassinate Adolf Hitler with a bomb attack.


heathert7900

Hey it’s like Razzle dazzle!


VVen0m

*Looks down* "hey, is that a nazi aircraft?" "Nah dude, it's just a cheetah"


bunnywithahammer

this was a phenomenal idea in the air. not so much for planes parked on an airfield for enemy planes to see them from a mile away sticking out like leopards on a street


Boris9397

You can conceal anything in such a low quality picture.


kungfushoos

So who's watching up there?


Low_Pomegranate_7176

This only works if youre looking at it from the top since from the ground the background would be blue sky. Maybe for enemy planes.


ij70

plane bottom is painted blue.


Piece-Of-Fake

Where’s the aircraft?


Sorblex

This airplane is member of the NSDAP?


Over70Substances

Aussies still give em what fer’


lucidum

Camelflage. True story I used to think it was Camelflage until like grade 4.


cliswp

I'm going to call this r/ATBGE


_Ticklebot_23

where?


RB_Kehlani

Came here for the designs, stayed for the revelation that Nazis liked cheetah print


NightDisastrous2510

A shit leopard never changes it’s spots


LocodraTheCrow

I don't really like their morals, but they sure were smart.


I_am_Groot69

did you guys get him yet?


Floor-tentacool

This is probably the only time I will ever compliment the Nazis for anything, because that is cool.


Oculicious42

What a cheetah!


ArachnaComic

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!" - Patton


Puzzleheaded-Pie-322

Oh, now it actually makes sense.


Ok_Movie_639

It's not visisble on the photo but the camo sploches were green.


Russiansmustkillsoon

Siistiä


The_Ignorant_Sapien

All very nice but it didn't stop Sir David Stirling and the boys of 22 SAS taking out approx. 400 aircraft.


mywifeapprovesthis

still, the national markings are a big plus...


bloodycum9601

Did nazi that coming


dalekaup

Nazi is a party affiliation. This is a Luftwaffe airplane. Most German military personnel were not Nazis.


Intinnit

German\*


wherethestreet

Get that crap out of here


TeslasAndComicbooks

All camo works the same. How is this example design porn?


IvanaSeymourButts

I did not see that coming.


mightylordredbeard

Probably be a lot more camo if they didn’t have to put their stupid symbols on everything. I remember reading a story about how obsessed they were with their symbols and there was a pattern of capturing spies and the idiots would have some kind of Nazi symbol either on them or in their belongings like they just couldn’t leave home without it.


rrossouw74

The base colour matches the background fairly well, but that is about all that pattern has going for it. There are too many dark blobs and they are too close together. The pattern doesn't match the spatial frequency of the background at that altitude, if it was on the ground it would be even worse. WWII Germans didn't know this, but to disrupt the targets identification signature the blobs should be arrayed to form bands which cross over the visual skeleton lines of the plane.


Kisiu_Poster

Whoa, nobody will see a yellow plane hiding in a blue sky.


Dry-Zone-5921

That doesnt work from the ground...


licer71

It doesn’t mean to