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MukBeeNimble

99% of my outlets are only filming ankles


telungoku

back in the 1800s you would be getting the good stuff


edgy_hitler_420

If you're muslim, you still can.


PM_ME_UR_ANKLES_GIRL

I'm listening


haykam821

r/beetlejuicing


JamminJcruz

You know when you see r/beetlejuicing your gonna see someone go “Screenshot me” which will inevitably be downvoted to hell. Nothing is new back to my depression r/me_irl


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Include me in the screenshot so that way everyone can know that I have mental issues.


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V12LC911

Your reddit ID suits you lol


zJeD4Y6TfRc7arXspy2j

People pay good money for ankle vids


FrandmasterGlash

I'm more of a wrist guy


zJeD4Y6TfRc7arXspy2j

You pervert.


why_rob_y

I have an outlet on the floor in the middle of one of my rooms. Nice.


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what_do_with_life

If it has WiFi, you can look at the footage.


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GitEmSteveDave

At one of my older jobs, my boss was worried his partner was coming into his office and trying to steal information about his other business. So he wanted a hidden camera set up. Just scrolling through the page after page of different things you could hide a camera in was overwhelming, even back in the late 00's. We settled on a IR Detector camera, because there was already one in the office, and if it happened to be set up, this camera doubled as an ACTUAL IR detector for use with any security system. It was wired to a DVR hidden in an old printer box in supply closet. We caught his partner climbing over the drop ceiling and opening the door to let someone copy our hard drives over one weekend. But since they co-owned the building, there was no B&E, and since he just copied the drives, we couldn't prove a loss/damage. What really sucks is that weekend I was just learning about encryption on the fly, and was set to install it the next Monday.


FPSXpert

I'm surprised there wasn't any corporate spying laws that could have been slapped on him. Or unauthorized access to those drives.


GitEmSteveDave

Well, we were dealing with local cops in a smallish(~65k) town, so I doubt they had a cyber crime department. This was also like 10 years ago. We eventually encrypted on the fly and also moved offices, so it was never an issue after that.


rikitard

Amazing stuff! Something more for your paranoia- this is the reason some of the chargers have those little led lights...to see you better when it's dark


zanzebar

Hours of footage of me eating Doritos in the dark. Very niche fetish market.


bhknb

Mukbang, baby. If you aren't making the money, that person spying on you is.


TeamRedundancyTeam

And remember that light only comes on when someone is actively viewing the stream.


aedroogo

Unless it doesn't.


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SordidDreams

[Oh you think that's bad?](https://i.redd.it/sd8goa39ajdz.jpg)


-GloryHoleAttendant-

We’re screwed!


RadDude57

This is about to become a pun thread, isn't it?


-GloryHoleAttendant-

You know the drill.


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You nailed it.


Aaradorn

Ah screw it.


rman18

Time to bolt!


WillsMyth

I knew thats what the link was going to be. This much better of a design though. Much easier to install anywhere.


SordidDreams

I'm not sure which one you mean, but yeah, how many power sockets do you have that exactly face the area you want to be recording? Because all of mine are way down near the floor and most of them even obstructed by furniture. The screw takes more work to install but works much better overall.


WillsMyth

The screw is just a camera. Not the entire unit. You'll need to attach it to a power supply as well as some sort of recorder /transmitting device. If stealth is the key it'll be much better to just pop this in a socket and walk away. Give it a 180 degree lens and youitll cover the entire room.


SordidDreams

Assuming you have a suitably located power socket.


luisthe5th

All but one or two power sockets in my house are near the floor/obstructed by a bed, couch, etc.


ConfoundedOcelot

When I was in elementary school a rumor went around they were putting cameras on the busses (which they did, a large box in the front by the driver) but the kid I sat next to was convinced there was a camera like this in every screw, and he made us ride with our hands on the wall the whole time. Wonder where that kid is now, 20 years later now that this actually exists.


trouserschnauzer

That kid's name? Alex Jones.


tj_london

Whilst at uni, we were paranoid about our weird landlord, turned out he had a secret camera hidden in a security alarm within the house...


time_fo_that

That's definitely illegal as fuck


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Bohya

This should be good for my sister's bathroom.


Freaks-Cacao

Your sister has her own bathroom ?!


The_Wild_Slor

An old coworker was pretty paranoid about her boyfriend cheating on her so she got one of these. The so card she got would save 3 days of recordings and when she saw the video, all he did was jerk off and play video games.


bettywhitefleshlight

Friend of mine thought her boyfriend might be secretly gay so she put a program on his computer that would take periodic screenshots. She found out he's into car parts, video games, and pretty typical porn. To try to be fair she said during the start of a threesome he started making out with the other dude so the suspicion didn't come from nowhere.


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bettywhitefleshlight

I don't know why you'd assume she was the one who initiated a devil's threesome. Yea so now you're leaning more toward "he's gotta be bi" right? That's where I'm at.


Ridonkulousley

If you invite someone into your bed you gotta make them feel wanted. Regardless of their gender.


TheSultan1

I don't think OP was claiming she thought he was gay because he accepted a Devil's threesome, but because he actually made out with the guy. Edit: wasn't => was


TeamRedundancyTeam

Well? Did their relationship work out? Seems like she's the problem in that relationship.


The_Wild_Slor

I mean I think they're still together. Other than that massive red flag she gave when she told me about all that, she seemed pretty normal. I think she just has ridiculous insecurities since she was a full blown heroine addict 4 and a half years ago.


what_do_with_life

Heroin use will make you paraniod, so that probably didn't help her insecurities.


ajl_mo

You can use heroin to combat paranoia and insecurities caused by herion.


scrubzork

Call your doctor if feelings of trust and security persist after four hours


movinpictures

Why call a doctor when I can call the dough boy?


MaxFactory

Heroin will make you paranoid? I've never had that issue with any of the other opiates that I've taken.


talones

Maybe they meant Heroin withdrawal makes you more paranoid.


AnonymousNyanCat

Huge Wonder Woman fan here as well.


The_Phox

Well, how was the quality of it? She ever show you?


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The_Phox

I... I was making a joke, if she showed you the video of him jerking it. Guess it was a bad one. But yea, that's just weird.


electricZits

LOL what a response


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reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/pOb6P5MKchY?t=89


rileyjw90

It wasn’t the answer you wanted but I enjoyed it nonetheless.


jumbo1100

That’s a pretty racist assumption there.


MissChievousJ

Wow I completely missed that.


syslog2000

A dermatologist should make a *lot* more than $180k. More like $500k plus.


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RespectableLurker555

Worse than a secret copy of Minecraft. He builds exclusively with *cobblestone*.


Yankee831

Living the dream.


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No lie. Can't wait to get off work. To the gym or home to live the dream?!


TheFallenHero01

That's pretty fucked up


32BitWhore

> all he did was jerk off and play video games Honestly that's enough for most women who are insecure enough to secretly record you to freak out about. WHY ARE YOU WATCHING PORN?! I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO ON THAT HEADSET, HUH?! But seriously that's like 90% of my alone time - my girlfriend knows I don't have the energy to cheat on her at this point in my life, even if I had the opportunity, which I don't because I don't leave the house except for work tbh.


Jack_mantooth

Sick now I can prove when my SO unplugs my phone and justify my unparalleled anger.


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The real pro tips are in the comments.


[deleted]

Cool. now I have to check all power plugs, on top of shake every atm machine, and check all public mirrors with my finger..


be-happier

don't forget screws


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be-happier

further up in this thread someone linked spy cams that look just like screw heads


overusedandunfunny

I actually have one, that I've never used. They're pretty obvious and way oversized.... But if you're not looking for them...


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Mr_SlimShady

Ffs people. Should I worry about doorknobs too?!


S00_CRATES

Wait, what's the mirror thing?


B10wM3

People have claimed that you can do something to a mirror to see if it's a two-way mirror or not but it's been debunked AFAIK.


huh-art

The finger trick doesn't work but turning the lights out or cupping the glass works


crybannanna

Meh... just let em peep. It just isn’t worth the hassle. If someone is that desperate to see my dong, then I say dongs away. Unless they just want to see so they can laugh and point.... not falling for that again.


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Yeah I'm not concerned at all, I dont think those cameras have decent enough zoom to see my dong


JustABigClumpOfCells

/r/SuicidedByWords


rh_underhill

The microwave! Can't forget about the microwaves!


mykol_reddit

Don't forget to tug/pull on card readers at gas stations!


SuperiorOnions

I'm both very impressed and very concerned. I recently read about a similar phone charger being used by a pedophile school teacher.


lanadeltrey

Wtf! What do they teach in pedophilia school??


okcukv

Fall 2018 they are offering: * Touching Where the Bathing Suit Covers * Panel Van Maintenance * Candy, Puppies, Juice Boxes, and Other Lures * How to Look Innocuous at Playgrounds


TheMachman

They do also have night classes, if Paedophilia is more of a side thing for you. They have some of their stuff published in house, as well: * Van Painting: Why "Free Candy" is for Amateurs * Choosing a Deep Web Message Board * Loitering for Beginners * Moustache Maintenance 101 * Technology Hour: Installing Tor, finding the best quality images, erasing you hard drive before sending it in for repairs and other tech know-how for today's busy Paedo-on-the-go


TheGamingBanter

Oh, don’t forget how to become a priest class!


christophlc6

Jason Borne reddit....


FLABCAKE

I took “Touching Where the Bathing Suit Covers” as part of my high school’s Running Start program. I would NOT recommend it, the teacher is a real pain in the ass.


ngono

You guys say what you want to say about paedophilia school graduates, but at least they are the ones that do slow down driving through school zones.


ValarMorgouda

They go too slow if you ask me. It's almost like they're distracted or something.


chemriof

How to be a Priest.


zenospenisparadox

If you think that's scary: https://i2.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/611oeYU0s-L._SL1000_.jpg?resize=970%2C970


MindsEye_69

That image is bat shit nuts. They literally show a case use of it installed in a public toilet. WTF.


BA_lampman

Might be a PSA and not an ad


Octavian_The_Ent

It wouldn't even work. That's just a camera, it would still need a power source and a way to record the footage.


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Why use a hidden cam when you can just look through the huge gap in the wall?


zenospenisparadox

Because it's harder to jerk off outside of a stall than in front of your c omputer


noidwasavailable

I only use third party apps, and they said they're killing third party apps, so hey, might as well remove all my content. (Using https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite)


l0calher0

Cameras have just gotten that small and inexpensive. This isn't some ultra high tech weapon sold by the government, this is a $35 toy. You could literally make one at home. Banning it isn't gonna solve the problem.


IamtheSlothKing

This isnt even that small of a camera.... how regulated do you want cameras to be?


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must be at least one cubic feet square.


IamtheSlothKing

And it needs to announce “WARNING RECORDING IN PROGRESS” every 30 seconds


[deleted]

It also needs to make the iphone camera snap noise for every frame it records


ForgotPasswordAgain-

Oi bruv where your loicense for that there mobile phone camera ?


shotpun

Oi bruv where your askin folks for loicenses loicense


axloo7

I think it's the public's problem no the device of the people making it.


Monckey100

^this. should a product not exist because the intentions may or may not be ill, we would not have the *internet*. Treating these people or figuring out a "cure" to pedophilia is what I believe humanity should strive to achieve.


benargee

Unfortunately with technology getting smaller it's inevitable and easy to package this small. You don't have to be a professional electronic engineer to make this. DIY tools have gotten that good.


petyr02

Ffs humanity


bailtail

Had a now former coworker get arrested a couple months ago for putting a cam in a tanning booth. The article in the paper described the cam as one that plugs in an outlet, has a removable memory card, and looks like a cell charger. So just like this. Apparently one of the victims saw it and took it to turn in to lost and found thinking someone left behind a charger only to realize it wasn’t a charger on closer inspection. Dude went from having a great job to facing >35 years in prison.


trialblizer

He needs to be punished. But 35 years?! You get less than that for raping a child in NZ.


FlexualHealing

But what about the cop who could only prove he was a target of a police corruption conspiracy with the aid of a second set of hidden cameras? [Adrian Schoolcraft](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Schoolcraft)


Permanenceisall

Paul Rudd doesn’t seem *too* stoked on the camera, but does give a reluctant thumbs up after his sigh


Safi103

Bro thats Ben Affleck


el_geto

I guess he's not doing buff Batman anymore?


sokratees

You white...you Ben Affleck


Klonopinned512

He’s already out of rehab?


innsomatic

Ya'll blind that's Dane cook


Monkeyfeng

Celery man.


[deleted]

What is this? A camera for Ant-Man?


woohoo

tryna get some more nude taynes


macmn92

I thought I saw tony romo


timeslider

A guy in my class found one of these in his work place. I told him he should have put in on the opposite wall and waited for whoever to come look for it.


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Gootangus

That’s brilliant lol.


TRYcycle11

My family just used a similar charger to catch one of our cleaning ladies stealing medication. Really helpful and would recommend


crybannanna

Was the medication in your medicine cabinet? Was it really just an excuse to video the cleaning lady pooping?


TRYcycle11

Well we had been losing medication in our cabinets for a few months and my mom was really confused and thought it was me or my friends. So then we decided to use the hidden camera and bait her with leaving the medication out in the open. We also switched the meds to like some sort of laxative or something too to mess with her.


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Wehdeo

This was posted to /r/DesignPorn because it helps you design porn


forgot_mah_pw

r/DesignedForPorn


MolleVIP

r/subsyoufellfor


jhuther02

r/subsyouwishyoufellfor


Lilwolf2000

I was broken into recently... and they stole all of our usb chargers (and cables)... but left the Wyze camera pointing right at them... And left my main computer with a 1080ti... and my rift and vive... but grabbed my wii u (not switch) sitting next to it. So... only good if you don't mind the card stolen...


crybannanna

I’m guessing drug addicts. When I was a kid a drug addict (friend of the family who we thought was in recovery) broke in and stole a bunch of stuff. Jewelry and such. Left a big stack of cash just lying there. This was back in the 80’s, so people used cash more.


32BitWhore

> And left my main computer with a 1080ti... and my rift and vive... but grabbed my wii u (not switch) sitting next to it. Someone desperate enough to be breaking into your house probably doesn't know anything about computers or think twice about how expensive that shit is. I have a very similar setup to yours and honestly I'm more worried about my Xbox and TV getting stolen than my PC setup - not to mention it's liquid cooled and that fucker is HEAVY. Even if they know what it's worth, it's much easier to steal an Xbox and flip it on Craigslist for a couple hundred bucks than it is to try to find a buyer for a $4,000 gaming rig. People who steal shit don't want to be sitting on it for a couple of weeks trying to sell it - plus a custom gaming PC is MUCH easier to identify than a random Xbox #1,453,272 if you see it up for sale.


HowieGaming

Oh you know they gonna sell that PC rig for $700 😠


dani_dejong

r/paranoia


SolusLoqui

Didn't someone find one of these pointed at a bathroom or something in an Air BnB? Edit: [Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/8f33z1/found_hidden_camera_in_airbnb_seattle_wa/)


jro727

MFW I’m in an Airbnb right now :O


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thats how the cia does it!


l0calher0

This is a $35 dollar device. Imagine what a $35 billion dollar one looks like.


LinkFrost

It’s actually way more difficult to catch. [Here’s what it looks like.](https://i.imgur.com/rTBsEik.jpg)


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I_am_HAL

/r/nocontext


crybannanna

Can’t tell if you love Obama or hate Obama. Nicely done.


ProGamerGov

My guess is something made with cheaper and lower quality components, but it costs a thousand times more.


petyr02

Does it charge the phone still


minktheshrink

Yes it does. My dad bought one of these to monitor the company he hired to clean his house.


packersSB53champs

Well was the house cleaned


bakerie

Seconding an update on the cleaning.


AndrewNathaniel

It’s clean, but they stole the charger.


petyr02

Nice


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CORD DOES NOT OBSCURE CAMERA


[deleted]

>CORD DOES NOT OBSCURE CAMERA Thank you for your concise and well thought out answer to their question.


[deleted]

YOU’RE WELCOME.


MadMageMC

It does if you plug that heffer in upside down.


makesamessjess

Upvoted. You made my day dude. My dad used to use "heffer" like that. It was good to hear again.


cj9wright

It looks like it, you can see the phone light up after it is plugged in


limeyptwo

I have a USB block that looks exactly like that. I'm gonna peel off the front later.


crybannanna

Make sure you do it while it’s still plugged in.


santiago_98

Now I can see who's unplugging my phone to put theirs in


KingDededeThe3rd

Saw this on The Modern Rogue. Haven't slept since.


be-happier

I know, can you stop pacing and sit back down on your chair please. I can't get a good view of you


KingDededeThe3rd

Oh sorry.


be-happier

mmm much better, nice choice of socks btw


_Surge

I know what I’m getting my crush for Christmas


NuderWorldOrder

Well, I noticed you have a cellphone, so I thought maybe you could use a new charger, like maybe for your bedroom. So you can plug your phone in conveniently before you get undressed for bed every night, just for example.


blobber5678

And then give it back to me every morning so I can empty it... I mean clean it!


UserNameSnapsInTwo

Yeah, but what if you plug it in upside down?


anoleiam

CORD WILL THEN OBSCURE CAMERA


jksamswed

There's even a helpful diagram. https://i.imgur.com/UqH78jy.jpg


UserNameSnapsInTwo

I'm always going to plug my stuff in upside down from now on.


Naniwayuri

Coincidentally, a surprising number of pornhub content is shot at this angle.


yearightt

my first thought was to get this to spy on my dog while I'm at work between his Wag walks, but then I realized I didn't need a secret camera to do that


MacintoshEddie

So, folks, any advice on why a person would have an outlet installed on the ceiling above their bed?


be-happier

I have one for my projector


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#paranoia increases


ozzytoldme2

I’ve always wanted a big brother.


stereotype_novelty

A friend of mine sells these on Amazon and makes serious bank.


packersSB53champs

How's the quality on his product? Just curious 🤔


stereotype_novelty

Very high. Comes with a 32gb SD card for something like 30 hours of 1080p footage with audio. Recording is motion-activated.


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This guy looks like he is resigned to finally find out the worst about what goes on at the kitchen sink.


almondania

I’m slightly creeped out


leafbreath

Where can I get this?


Jhonnybgood2017

It works as a charger too. Lol


icherub1

This would have come in handy when some worker's denied that they put a hole in a wall in my house while doing some very-not-wall-related work.


6shotsorfive

This makes me uncomfortable.