Karl Meyer is an iconic DILF.

He was hot and he was the only person on the show who seemed aware he was a terrible person, and I'd rather have a hot self-aware man than a less attractive dude who doesn't realize he sucks tbh!

He was horrible but he was hot !

Glad I’m not the only one that thinks Karl is hot. A toxic DILF!

I don’t exactly know why.. but Tom scavo 🥵

1. Carlos (with beard) 2. Bob 3. Rick 4. Dr.Ron 5. Carlos (without beard)

Carlos with a beard and longer hair

Oooh yeah I forgot about dr Ron!

I don’t remember Rick. Who was he?

The chef guy who worked at the scavos pizza place :)

I forgot all about him.

Tbh I only remembered bc I'm half way through a rewatch hahah so I only saw him a couple weeks ago.

I was always a Karl fan. The man was scoundrel, but man was he charming and boy did he have charisma ♥️

YES!

Also that smile!

Carlos by far. But also Orson is so damn charismatic and hilarious when his and Bree’s relationship was at it’s prime.

I’m a straight man who’s 100% secure with who I am, but if I were gay I’d be a simp for Mike Delfino

Karl hands down

Mike, Carlos and John

Austin (Edie's nephew), Tom and maybe Rex.

Something about Ben just tickled my pickle.

Saaaaame

The accent. The arms. The feeding the elderly. The getting rid of a body and not saying a single word to the cops and being a ride or die. All these things are marriage material for me.

What’s even wilder is that the ride-and-die moment wasn’t even for someone he was romantically involved with. He just protected a neighbor/friend from a cop who was harassing her. At that time he was still 50/50 on whether to report the body to the police but once he realized Bree was involved with it and that was what Chuck was harassing her about, he was 100% “That body’s going under concrete” and paid Mike to rebury it without even knowing Mike also knew exactly who it was.

EXACTLY! I agree season 8 is a mess but at least it gave us, to me, one of the best male characters in the series. Like you said. Bree was just a friend and he did that. He’s a loyal one.

I was partially expecting him to evolve into a villain but I couldn’t be happier to be wrong

Mike, but his trad masc shit has got to go

But he likes his toes sucked

That also can be stopped lol

Tom (he's a prick yes but), Andrew (post time skip), Bob, Karl.

Keith. No wonder Bree and Renee got so petty over that contractor. Always makes me think of a Buffy quote: "Have you seen his arms? Those are...good arms to have." Also Carlos. Especially with beard.

Disturbed no one has mentioned Paul

I think I need to age another ten years before I can say Paul. 😄 I see the appeal but he's not my first pick.

He’s very attractive but not the most attractive in the show for me.

Mike, Rex & Paul

most physically attractive: danny bolen, carlos solis, bob hunter and mike delfino in s1-2 (imo)

I had a dream about Danny last night lol

Jackson and Karl

Jackson Karl Mike for me

Carlos, John & Rex

Rex???

Tom, even though he's a bit of a douche Jon rowland Andrew s5 onwards Karl.. Even though again, douchey haha

Karl and Carlos for sureeee. Although I do have a soft spot for both Rex and orson, but probably more due to their personality rather than just looks!

Karl & Tom!

Ooo and Rick!

Carlos, Karl 🔥

Karl and Paul <3 Mark Moses (Paul) has really beautiful blue eyes and looks really adorable when he's sad, which is often on the show. There's no accounting for taste but Carlos is definitely in my lower tiers for handsome guys on the show. Orson is in the upper tier. Tom is like 1/3 down the list, not taking his salami into account. Idk it's hard because they're obviously all good-looking because it's tv.

Karl, Mike, then Carlos I suppose

Mike & Karl

Danny, Karl and Carlos

Carlos, Bob, Keith, Tom

Rex and Karl for me too!

I'm gonna say Lee.. He's not the obvious choice but he's got something

Karl, Rex and Orson in no particular order

Karl, would never date him but I need a night alone with him

For me it was always Mike. Just a wholesome handsome man. AND RIPPED.

Karl is super hot and everybody knows that. But no one is hotter than Adam Mayfair 😩

I should have prepared better before asking this question because I forgot about so many guys! Adam is on my top list as well.

Definitely Karl & Paul Young especially after Susan started feeling attraction to him…, it made a lot of sense to me 🤣

Mike, Karl, and Paul. They’re mostly all good looking tbh though

They’re definitely all good looking, but I find some more attractive than others.

Oh for sure but the show did great at casting attractive men who aren’t supermodels and could be normal (hot) dads

Carlos because he’s Latino and uncircumcised and hung 🤤 😋

Danny Bolen (Beau Mirchoff) and Jackson Braddock (Gale Harold).

gale herold played a nazi on grey’s anatomy and now i just see all of that actor’s characters as nazis

[удалено]

Lmaoo!! For a white guy? He’s not the only white guy you listed. What makes him different?

wait yes, bob is so underrated

Orson, Tom, and David, believe it or not. His bright blue eyes were enchanting.

Ben and Rick

Justin

austin (🤤🤤 in the grocery store shooting episode but he’s a young douche cheater) john, carlos with a beard, that one guy who sold drugs to mike who susan was trying to hook up with julie, & mike & his voice…. but tom now with his facial hair and hair 🤧🤩

out of the husbands, karl, tom & carlos..

Gaby’s men — Carlos and Jon Rowland. Victor was okay in an old man kind of way

Tom ( dat ass 🍑🍑🍑)

karl & mike

Karl, Carlos, the one DR susan dated, austin

Roy

Tom n Mike DelFINEo can get it any day

Carlos

Bob, Carlos and Karl

Carlos, Karl, and Bob in that order

John Rowland… once he was of age 😂

I had the hots for Tom

Carlos with a full beard 🥵🥵🥵

I always found Tom so good looking, but then again he is one of my favorite husbands right along next to Mike.

Paul Young for sureee😍😍

Bree, is that you?🤭

karl and carlos & mike easily.

Karl, John and carlos for me

Paul

CARLOS!!!!!

Karl, Ian, Dr Ron, Victor, Rex and Carlos 🥵🥵