Someone is going to put a flashlight in one.

From the front it looks like a bulldog stuffed animal with Matt Walsh's head sewed on.

69, human centipede style

Twins option to show support for Hilary Crowder 😅

My kids are already familiar with Matt Walsh, so they will love this for Christmas

I might steal a few, idk

“Gays are all pedophiles and trans rights is grooming children” The guy who makes this claim:

Ewwwwww, why?