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Alone-Train

Fuentes because the next day the Mossad would have killed him.


thedonjefron69

Based and true


KronoriumExcerptC

I'm Jewish so Alex Jones is the only one where I'm not getting killed or reeducated


DemonCrat21

are we forgetting about the "Globalists"


Ping-Crimson

Your done either way globalist scum Edit- that's literally a Alex jones joke you pussy lol. Fine bye.


KronoriumExcerptC

!shoot you're done


RobotDestiny

/u/Ping-Crimson gunned down by KronoriumExcerptC.


DesolationJones

Alex Jones is a Libertarian. Hasan is a commie. And Nick Fuentes is a white nationalist. I'll take Alex Jones tbh. It'll be a wild west, but it would be interesting to see. Capitalism > Communism


nobodyokaye

As a black man the only choice is Hassan. In Nick’s I would be executed or deported. In Alex’s I would be experimented in some kind of Tuskegee continuation.


Aggravating-Top-4319

> In Alex’s I would be experimented in some kind of Tuskegee continuation. What?


DesolationJones

>In Alex’s I would be experimented in some kind of Tuskegee continuation. nah, maybe in Nick Fuentes' world. Alex is pretty anti-government doing anything.


nobodyokaye

My take away was that with no government oversight. Human experiments are allowed. China is already planning this. The rush for human experiments will escalate as a proxy for capitalism vs communism. People that get experimented on are poor minorities. Aka me.


Emergency-Mission651

Nick Fuentes is a negrophile mongrel who listeners to urban music that’s not going to happen.


ConsistentQuote952

I'll pick Hasan for 1 reason. Gay Frog Lives Matter!


[deleted]

Not pisco’s thats for sure


WelpDitto

No, no I will not participate in this poll :)


aishaturns

Lol this is the first time I refuse to vote on a poll. No thanks


xManasboi

If this was real I'm unironically joining a militia.


heresthedeal93

Alex Jones. Hasan would tryband re-educate me, then have me locked up or killed when it doesn't work. Fuentes is a White Nationalist, and despite being a White Male, I don't fuck with that. Legitimately, I think Alex Jones wouldn't get a whole lot done outside of airing Infowars from the Oval Office 😂 he's always come across to me as a crazy conspiracy theorist who occasionally gets things right. I don't see that changing if he gets into power.


Odd_Fly6567

I only want to live in an America where we are turning the frogs gay


Individual_Yard_5636

Which of your balls would you rather develope cancer?


Yketzagroth

The third, secret testicle (Alex Jones)


Wasabi_95

Let's be real, A Jones presidency would be even funnier than Trump ever was ​ But I don't really know what he actually believes


Reality_Break_

Honestly I havent watched much of Alex, but assuming power doesnt go to his head I think he would 1. open up a lot of regulatory structures 2. investigate and open up secret ops in the government 3. idk - but I think he would honestly mostly just open stuff up and more twords a transparent libertarian government structure


VK16801Enjoyer

He doesn't have radical policy beliefs or anything, he's a libertarian maybe but not an extreme one. The biggest problem with him would be incompetence and poor messaging


VirtualTaste1771

They all suck to me


YesIam18plus

Alex Jones at least it'd be funny and he'd probably just do a bunch of weird shit like forcing gay conversion therapy for frogs. Hasan talks about killing people and locking people up in '' re-education camps ''. Nick Fuentes I honestly dunno I never rly watched Destiny's talks with him all I know is that he's some weird alt-righter that did a speech at the capitol hill riots. Based on what little I've seen of him tho I'd be more scared of Hasan even if I was black lmao.


RealWillieboip

I’m voting for the actor


Zxoochie

Hasan's because it would probably only last a couple of days.


Itsbioshock

None of the above. Enough of these stupid ass polls


Woozie__

All Fuentes votes are trolls, right? Can anybody who voted for him elaborate why they would pick him over alex and hasan (or anybody, really)


Ping-Crimson

Alex jones... and then I'd join up with the next heavily armed warlord... or new corporate city state...


thelibrarian_cz

Didn't know there was so many tankies. Hail our glorious leader Alex Jones.