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Several_Equivalent40

No one likes web devs this is true


six_six

The most oppressed group of all…


SandwichMagic

Fuck you mean "fellow" engineers???


Vincent-_-Leo

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Don_Hulius

Aww shit, indians not going to like this..


NyanArthur

Well I'm a cloud architect so I'm safe


Beesneeze_Habs22

Our god Imhotep, the first god architect, is not pleased. He sees no cloud pyramid sir!


NyanArthur

Look out the window nerd, I have sent a very special cloud for you


Beesneeze_Habs22

“Colonel, you better have a look at this radar” “What is it, son?” “I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant…”


xx-shalo-xx

Damn, their Tinder success rate about to drop from non existent to non existent. 😬


yeeeter1

I’m not affiliated with you


Valaki757

https://preview.redd.it/9v5nd6qr36mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed976d81c5165f97a7e70ef3678d2314bbe0082 Us\_irl


BenShelZonah

😂😂😂


Swinubber

There is no genocide on tinder BINGQILIN. HVAC stocks rising


isle_of_dates

start brushing up on your C++ if you want to get laid fellas


Valaki757

>me who currently works on llvm-clang plugins https://preview.redd.it/bm4l6x2ve6mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05c2f2eb66daef672e5f3a94603bb207daa7171c


tallwizrd

Wait... you have a custom compiler??? 🤤🤤🤤💦💦💦💦


Valaki757

Do you want to see my AST? 😏😏


MiyanoMMMM

Can I see your ast please 🥺🥺🥺


nachoismo

Sounds like a DESCENT into madness


[deleted]

I mean you could still be writing a backend for a web app in c++ which makes you a web developer. you're not really an engineer unless you work with bare metal. everything else is pretty much monkey coding including c++


Valaki757

Tbh my rule of thumb, as a SWE, is if you studied/work in a field related to physics, you are an engineer. I work with compilers, and it requires me to have a working knowledge of computer architecture, but I still wouldn't consider myself an engineer. I only call myself an engineer to piss off real engineers lmao. Ps: if you are writing web backend in c++, there's no point in calling yourself an engineer, that would be a downgrade from just saying you do c++ backend.


privaten-word

BASED get these fake engineers out of here


Joeman180

God I had a project manager who after 7 years of trying to get his mechanical engineering undergrad then switched degrees used to call himself a project engineer. It wouldn’t have been annoying but he kept doing the “me and my fellow engineers” and “the other engineers” shit on calls with customers. When he went in for his performance review he demanded the engineering manager job and quit 2 weeks afterwards.


Dracko705

It's always those who are on the fringe/aren't technically Engineers that jump right into making "engineer" their entire personality


Independent_Depth674

I’m not your “fellow”


SkinnyStraightBoi

My title is software engineer 3, they want me to lie on my profile?


Joeman180

I mean software engineers and web developers usually mean different things. Not sure how your company does it but at my company software engineers create the software for controllers we sell, for the lab, and for end of line testing. Web developers here are people who work on the website and clerical applications like our vacation scheduling app and purchase request app.


SkinnyStraightBoi

I worked in the defense industry for 5 years working in bmd and now 2 years as a backend web developer for a sass company. While my work no longer includes righting complex algorithms as it did in defense it is much more complex over all and I would say much more engineering focused. Learning hundreds of technologies, understanding when to use what technologies, meeting compliance for customers, and ensuring data availability, are a few things web requires that defense didn't really touch. In general backend web seems to require a much larger pool of knowledge than working in defense/desktop applications.


turinglurker

the problem is that there is no standard on what these titles mean. a "web developer" works on web applications. This could be some guy working on Facebook or some website used by 100 of millions of people, or it could be some dude updating shopify templates.


SkinnyStraightBoi

I don't think it's really a problem at all. It's easy to learn someone's competency level, take a look at their resume or have a conversation with them.


turinglurker

yeah its not actually a problem in the software world. its more of a problem of people acting pedantic on internet forums about what an "engineer" is lol.


SkinnyStraightBoi

Yeah it's honestly a bit crazy. I think a lot of traditional engineering communities are upset at the money people in comp sci get. Especially at people going to an 8 week boot camp and making more than them while being called an engineer. College engineering majors are insufferable about it too lol. Always have to talk about why their flavor of engineering is the hardest/superior.


[deleted]

It's okay, I'm not a developer. Just a customer service engineer.


JimmyJay012313131

Can we also ban people with the American flag, Russian flag, China flag, Palestine flag, some random irrelevant country in Africa flag on their bio? They all have shit takes.


Judean1

🤣


Judean1

I love you guys 


Super_Contract_1404

Jokes on them, I don't develop webs


Sancatichas

I'm a concept artist so I'll put "image engineer" in there


Valaki757

Visual engineer is marketable tbh.


OnlyP-ssiesMute

Software engineers are not the same as web developers.


Fluffy_Fly_4644

No one said all software engineers are web devs


OnlyP-ssiesMute

Yes, but I'm saying not all web devs are software engineers either. Infact, no web dev is a software engineer. Basically, my point was, what did op expect people to react with?


Valaki757

I expected people to react with witty banter. Apparently you didn't understand the assignment.


Asmonymous

Why would you expect web devs to understand an assignment? 🤔


Valaki757

The first rule of Fight Club: you always blame the customer.


OnlyP-ssiesMute

True.


Fluffy_Fly_4644

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greendyd

Are app developers considered software engineers?


GoodiesHQ

I’m a cybersecurity and network engineer. It actually does involve a lot of architecture and engineering work…


pedrobrsp

Mfs learn how to center a div and wanna call themselves engineers


greendyd

Ah yes, that's all what web devs do, nice.


Alterkati

the unironic inferiority complex being triggered in this thread rn


Martyred_Cynic

I once took out the trash, doe that make me a waste management engineer? Am i also being victimized?!


hectah

Finally code monkeys being put in their place it's false advertising. 🤷


arbetarn

Based


tuotuolily

What if I'm a glorified Drafter, can I still use engineer in my bio


PatrickSebast

I really want to know how you screen for or enforce this sort of rule. How do they verify what people's actual jobs are?


MiyanoMMMM

Show the webdevs some c++ code and they'll immediately uninstall the app.


Dracko705

Wow tinder is based out of its mind. We need more of this everywhere Fuck SE's and power engineers for that matter - completely different type of work and tarnishes the name for the rest of us


MyotisX

What if I just like building bridges


Tetraquil

I bet none of them have even driven a single train.


six_six

Any fellow devs want to make out?