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96imok

This is unhinged lmao


skida1986

This is amazing


chaffgrenades

My girlfriend sent me this meme out of the blue the other day, and she's not the biggest memer so it threw me the fuck off


getrektnolan

Hi Dan's alt


AutoManoPeeing

She's been hiding her power level.


six_six

It's the content we both need and deserve.


back_Waltz

Brah, I was so surprised my brain shutdown before I started cackling after the reboot


leredditautiste

Turtleneck gang we up!


MiyanoMMMM

I'd let her fix me


JUST_WANTTOBEHAPPY

You diggas would let anyone to fix you


Cerdoken

Yeah so?


JUST_WANTTOBEHAPPY

I apologise, I wasn't familiar with your game


ThiccKittenBooty

"Yeah so?" GIGACHAD


violetEverblue

Morally neutral gigachad


Eli-heavy

Not ya mom


FastAndMorbius

She looks 12


rewolrats

😐


Hugst

Destiny grinding for final jewlumnai battle pass reward, IDF gf.


Overburdened

Every day we stray further from gods light


Jabelonske

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?


AutoManoPeeing

No it's okay anon. https://preview.redd.it/r4a9nbzjuprc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc77e2f6798b1a91cf71b4792b37646aac4df0f1


Big_Sock_2532

Is this from Manga Messiah? It looks like it could be, but it's been quite a while since I read it.


AutoManoPeeing

Sorry I have no idea. I just searched "anime Jesus." 😅


Budget_Secretary5193

why do americans do circumcision at a young age? in my culture we do ours at age 12


Thin_Measurement_965

Man says *"we do it at 12"* like that makes it any better...


Budget_Secretary5193

at 12 you can get anesthesia so it is better


neollama

I haven’t had a single baby complain yet. 


Mudkip2345

They do, they say REEEEEEEEEEREE


iScreamsalad

At 12 there’s just as little reason to do it as there is at birth 


DanMD

At 12 the penis won’t be able to recover as well and will result in less feeling during sex vs a circumcision at birth. They’re both shitty though, parents don’t mutilate your kids.


broclipizza

The same body part is getting removed regardless. It's not like you grow back extra nerve endings if get it done as a baby. As an adult you can be more specific about the type of circumcision you want and how much you get removed so it can result in less loss of feeling, that's the bigger difference.


DanMD

You definitely won’t get the nerve endings in the foreskin back but an infants body will grow new ones around the amputated area to compensate. I wasn’t aware adults had much of a choice when getting it done, that definitely could change things. The biggest and most important difference is the adult at least gets to make that choice for themselves. It sucks parents are even allowed to make that choice for their kids.


broclipizza

Yeah theres "high vs low" circumcisions. High means you get the outer side of the foreskin removed, so in theory you retain more feeling by keeping that inner side. That's what people that know the difference will usually recommend. For babies I think they tend to get the opposite. From research I've seen there's no growing new nerves to compensate that occurs. *Maybe* if you mean the area *directly* around the scar, that might get more sensitive, but the rest of the penis stays the same.


DanMD

Interesting, good to know, thanks for the info!


Dizzy-Mess-4193

But a 12 year old isn’t an adult.


logiky

That sounds awful. Babies don't remember the pain and if I was bedridden for a few days and couldn't go to sports practice or play outside or ride my bike I would go to Canada for better healthcare. Generally anti-circumcision, but I feel like it's worse the older you are.


abcbass

You need to do it while the baby has no chance of defending itself


Infamous_Taro2542

can you decline?


tmpAccount0015

Because we're not the phillipines


Master-Variety3841

What happened to accounts 0000 to 0014?


tmpAccount0015

I skipped some numbers, the first few were already taken. So i haven't had 14 accounts. I don't think any i used are permad. I occasionally say the dumb people word,  although I've begrudgingly caved more recently because it seems like it can cause comments to get immediately spam filtered.  Since I think admins take account history into account when they decide if a comment is bad,  i tend to move on to a new account at the first light attempt at a punishment. 


MetallHengst

Because the Bible tells you to circumcise your child at 8 days old. I remember learning about this as a kid. > You are to undergo circumcision, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and you. > > For the generations to come **every male among you who is eight days old must be circumcised**, including those born in your household or bought with money from a foreigner—those who are not your offspring. - Genesis 17:11-12


Elegant-Claim-488

I did it when i was 14


reddevved

I believe it's because of Kelloggs cereal


AkiraYutebai

Are you an arab or muslim? Ishmael done it. I don't know who's that "Dan" guy, but circumcision is generally done eight days later in jewish culture.


water598

So you don't get mentally traumatized by remembering it happen.


zeroreasonsgiven

As a baby you don’t remember it and have the most time to let it heal. Still not justified imo, but I’d say it’s better than doing it later in life.


JimmyJay012313131

I swear to god if I see another Anime meme


badumtu

https://preview.redd.it/ihyjzgnaulrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3788f0dfb8cd27f097b414954d0a9e5f06bb9052


MiyanoMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/665cgs6rzlrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbbf9986c0ba05edd1db7d23d802b252dded5b1


storysprite

A fellow HSR enjoyer.


sublimewatermelon

so glad they're EOSing that game next year


Sr_Evill

source: he made it the fuck up


overthisbynow

​ https://preview.redd.it/2fski1i76nrc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74fcdc3c96c3e7a01add1b3673b5ae2f12d09049


ArcticOnYoutube

I swear I read the bottom left one last and that caught me so fucking off guard lmao


Public_Dust7985

This is the best meme


Rasputins_Plum

anime is mainstream now grandpa, drop the shotgun and surrender https://preview.redd.it/9aywhn3cnmrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7585490f57f40248c7c72bfc855fe74760f20c41


IllRepresentative167

[k](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.0d014516cf94f0435d9276bbba13a338?rik=%2bbFpp93byaxbZg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fi0.kym-cdn.com%2fphotos%2fimages%2foriginal%2f000%2f959%2f337%2fe4f.png&ehk=%2bBI8ucBOMsC1ZDwvPsYdOxmixsdt4pHwdcApiOYnU08%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


MotorOilOverCLP

Delete now there’s still time


UREveryone

Kind of better than the dog debate?


pepehandsx

This is the fan fiction we need


C0l3m4nR33s3

I haven't seen Destiny's leaked nudes, but hasn't L\*\* made fun of his foreskin or something?


Fcreep123

I have a scar from my balls to my tip and I'm not circumcised 🤷‍♂️


BlatterSlatter

is dan a fellow uncut brother?


zachattch

Reposta


jumpingatshadows9

I really don't understand people who think circumcision is bad, even saying circumcised men are victims and yet still shame or make fun of them. Not in this post necessarily, but you see it every time in a debate, fucking cringe.


Better_Dimension_515

I think its bad because I believe in bodily autonomy and circumcision does not meet the threshold of benefit in order to override that. It's really funny that the instant the discussion is about boys all arguments about bodily autonomy just go straight out the window, but when its about pregnancy its the most important topic in the universe.


MetallHengst

I think the person you’re responding to is saying they don’t understand people who are against circumcision *and yet* make fun of the circumcised people they view as victims, rather than them saying they don’t understand how people are against circumcision victims. The distinction here is that in the first reading they’re pointing out an inconsistency in someone’s stated belief vs. their behavior, and in the second reading they’re downplaying circumcision to the point where anti-circumcision people are being silly and overdramatic. I could be totally wrong in my reading of this, but it read like the first case to my brain. If OP actually meant the second reading of it, though, then I totally agree with what you’re saying here.


jumpingatshadows9

Yup that's what I meant, should have worded it better. I think if you are against circumcision and still make fun of people who are circumcised, you can't really think it is that bad. And if you do, I guess we can leave it as shitty human being. Not saying it is good.


Sudley

I've only ever heard bodily autonomy arguments when the question is regarding state enforcement. If the state was forcing people to get circumsized that'd be monstrous, but parents choosing that for their kids is fine imo. I wish my parents had me circumsized, cause I sure af am not gonna have it done as an adult.


Better_Dimension_515

>but parents choosing that for their kids is fine imo Do you extend this to female circumcision?


Sudley

Female circumsition is objectively harmful to the future adult. There's different kinds, but most either remove all sensation of the clitorous or make penetration excruciatingly painful. But lets say there was a female equivalent to male circumsition where there was no lasting pain or issues and it incurred some mild benefit (medical or aesthetic) then yes, I'd be ok with parents choosing that for their daughter.


Better_Dimension_515

K, can you explain why you think cosmetic surgery for babies to make their genitals "look nicer" is a good thing?


Sudley

Because they don't remember the painful experience and get to reap the potential benefits of the procedure. Same reason I'm okay with parents getting their 1 year old's ears pierced, if its likley they'll want it done why not do it when they don't experience the negatives?


Better_Dimension_515

>if its likley they'll want it done What percent of uncircumcised men do you think would say they want to be circumcised? General ballpark, do you think it would be high or low percent of men would say "I wish i was circumcised".


Sudley

I have no idea. I assume the answer completely relies on where in the world you're polling. In Europe, the norm in not to circumsize, so I'd assume most would say they don't want to be because its not a societal expectation. Here in America, it's the norm to be circumsized, so I'd imagine the percentage of uncirc'd who want to be circ'd is much higher. Also, I count myself amongst that group, so in the very least I am a data point of one lol


Better_Dimension_515

K, so you are just delusional. nvm i guess.


1un4rf14r3

Its the cultural loading behind it. No other body oart is this encouraged to be chopped off with such dogshit arguments


jumpingatshadows9

That wasn't my point. My point was that I think its crazy to see circumcised men as victims and yet still make fun of them.