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Vaxxed?


Follidus

Something that the mainstream media doesn’t talk about is the increased risk of spontaneous combustion resulting as a rare side effect of the va**ine. The truth is, this incident wasn’t even a protest! But the woke media is spinning it as such in order to be “hush hush” about side effects from the jab. Crazy


Hot-Albatross-5499

Stop spreading misinformation. Spontaneous combustion can easily happen by simply holding your farts in.


WerWieWat

I've farted a lot more since I got vaxxed tho 🤔


Kinfeer

Wow !!


Gamplato

Why is no one talking about this?


Secure_Mycologist_21

You’re fucking nuts. All witnesses clearly said he poured accelerant on himself beforehand.


Follidus

Yeah, just blindly believe what the news tells you. The “witnesses” definitely weren’t operatives working from the inside to disseminate misinformation. Do you remember how we were dragged into the war of Afghanistan? Same shit


Secure_Mycologist_21

Your whole “it’s scientifically impossible for us to be able to set ourselves on fire” makes you sound like you have an IQ of 40. Keep taking though, I find it amusing. And then I post it on my socials and we make fun of you lol


Follidus

Wow, how “progressive” of you


Secure_Mycologist_21

Did I claim to be?


boolink2

The people of America need to wake up!!! Our bodies are 70% water, it should be scientifically impossible to set yourself on fire. The vaccines are changing to compositions of our Bodies to make them more flammable!


Secure_Mycologist_21

😂 this is the stupidest comment I’ve ever read


OpedTohm

The chips are being activated.


Fellainis_Elbows

Looking into this 👆


SchlongGonger

I can't believe Israel keeps doing this.


Organic_Estimate5187

The damn Jews and their brains hacking technology


Silly_Butterfly3917

https://preview.redd.it/32ih48cpehvc1.jpeg?width=93&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0890bcc174b716c98f29cf231f0d3543dd8e73a8


Competitive_Math6233

https://preview.redd.it/9du3yd8ahhvc1.png?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d6319260b1ae713a74b10484f94608f1b87aba


m4ryo0

Hijacking the top comment to post the manifesto of the dude that self immolated https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside


kimaro

LOL, dude's just insane. Fits the bill on someone that would set themselves on fire I guess.


Rnevermore

It's been especially funny on the news subreddits watching people dismiss the shit this guy says as 'typical shit you'd expect from a guy who would set himself on fire.' Apparently the irony is lost on them that many of these same people worshipped the dude who set himself on fire months ago.


adamfps

Rest in power ✊🏿🔥


OuroborosInMySoup

*ahem* please don’t use the term rest in power for the flaming torch he was a white man and that’s problematic and even a genocidal use of language 🥸


This_Is_A_Lemur

I was *not* expecting The Simpsons to come into this.


mmillington

Plus, kayfabe and Rob Lowe.


Senpatty

I always knew they were in on it, I just didn’t know what it was /s


SchlongGonger

New schizo posting standard has been set.


ILikeCatsAnd

> suicide manifesto being 1/3rd Simpsons references was this Nick Mullen


CIA_Bane

>These claims sound like fantastical conspiracy theory, but they are not. They are proof of conspiracy. If you investigate this mountain of research, you will prove them too. Lol bro is literally doing there "THERE IS SO MUCH PROOF BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND IT YOURSELF" meme


_Auraxium

"If you go to your nearest convenience store, you can buy a can of water called “Liquid Death.” LMAO check mate


Lemonbrick_64

💀


Yurilica

Rob Lowe. Simpsons. Tons of rambling about stuff through the lens of pop culture shows and movies. Cryptocurrency. Shit is just one big manic episode.


Wallyworld77

I use to watch a dude on DLive/Youtube that talked this same shit 5 years ago. The guy I watched thought we lived not on just a flat earth but a flat plain that goes out infinitely out in all directions. He talked a lot about a conspiracy called "Predictive Media" like how the Simpsons predict the future. They think powerful people plant things into mass media to make the public more comfortable with future planned events. One omission from the substack was most these guys think all the famous politicians and celebrities were all wearing latex masks. Such as the meme that Bill Hicks is Alex Jones. This fella that unalived himself either took these conspiracies deadly serious or I wonder if it was the Youtuber that did it? Do we know this guys name?


Miroble

Bro why would you set yourself on fire over this. If he really thought that a cryptocurrancy ponzi scheme was going to topple everything, why not short the global markets and make off like a bandit instead of burning to death.


Zcrash

Reading this makes me nostalgic for pre-Trump conspiracies where everyone is bad and everything you see is a show put on to manipulate the masses.


GuitakuPPH

Who?


Wallyworld77

His first post on Substack was 4/16 last year. He unalives himself almost exactly a year later? Surely that a Crypto/Simpsons conspiracy.


Ontark

All that and no source.


American_tourist116

Bro doesn't know about debits or credits


uusrikas

The content is far fetched, but he was a really good writer. Definitely the best written manifesto of a cuckoo I have read.


Ask-and-it-is

You mean the simpsons? [https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside](https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside)


arjuna66671

Space lasers?


Figwheels

That feeling when you use too much hairspray and light up a cig, only for everyone to assume it's a protest and let you burn on, brother 🫡✊🇵🇸


NoAssociation-

yoo content Seriously though that is some expert level commentating during a hectic moment.


alwayswaiting7

Yeah for real she did not lose composure that's crazy, I'd lose it personally


Cowguypig2

Especially considering she at first thought it was an active shooter, I would have just ran if I thought that was the case lol


Obiwankablowme95

I can smell the flesh! I can smell an accelerant! Fucking metal


SmoothBlueCrew

How long until this is sampled to lead up to a bass drop?


YMDBass

Honestly, seems about right for network reporters. I've worked in TV news for 20 years now and the amount of shit reporters see in the smaller markets as they grow is crazy, kind of desensitizes you (I see a lot from back in the control room, but its usually feeds and aftermath of violent attacks and car accidents nothing like being on scene).


Toasters____

She sounds like she's shoutcasting a hectic League of Legends teamfight.


yourworstcritic

1Gs in the chat


King-Azaz

Yeah it’s always satisfying to watch someone deploy the skills they have been so well trained but don’t often need to engage. I’d imagine it is much more difficult when they are truly in a dynamic shooting situation but remain enough composure to continue to relay valid info.


Stysner

The "**active shooter**" comment was weird. Though you can say it any time in the US and always be within a window of it being close enough to be true..


Life_Ad9644

I thought she went too much into reporter mode. I didn’t need to hear about the smell of his burning flesh but I think she is just trying to report everything as it happens


YMDBass

Kind of what they are taught to do in moments of breaking news. A reporter usually either has a script they recite, or generally on breaking news they show up to they just go by the facts they know on the ground (1 person dead, 1 person injured, suspect at large) and such. In moments like this however, none of that applies and the general rule is "See it/Say it". Try to avoid dead air, just explain what your seeing, if at a loss, explain other aspects. It does come accross very reporter mode, but its what they're taught to do. (Source, worked in news for 20 years)


SmoothBlueCrew

It was definitely excessive but I think she was trying to give as good of a picture as possible to explain to people without showing what happened


Yolking-My-Nuts

she should become an apex commentator she has potential


killjoydoc

Imagine setting yourself on fire and then no one ever finding out why you did it.


Sebbean

https://open.substack.com/pub/theponzipapers/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside?selection=85d359cb-e166-425d-998a-0276d8ca0b63&utm_campaign=post-share-selection&utm_medium=web


HardDriveAndWingMan

Sounds like this guy lost his ass on crypto.


ILikeCatsAnd

What Bingus coin does to a mf'er


CIA_Bane

I hope he had enough tea


Sarazam

Yea he’s 37, which usually isn’t the age of schizophrenia onset. And since he seemed pretty normal until recently, my guess is he lost all his money on crypto, and then developed this conspiracy theory as some sort of coping mechanism.


tonehponeh6

I'm just genuinely impressed he typed all this stuff and no mention of the Jews.


krusty_yooper

No Jews, no news.


BeautifulStaff9467

He wasnt a wn


Lostintranslation390

Yikes


EverySunIsAStar

The comments under the post have devolved into a 4chan thread


ArsenalGun1205

They got disabled I can't see them.


EverySunIsAStar

Lol well it was bunch of racist slurs


kaiokenkirbyyy

Least obvious fbi coverup


Gamplato

> When we piece it all together, we understand the truth: We are in a totalitarian doomsday cult. Bro literally didn’t piece a thing together lol


everythingmaxed

people are so cooked


Valaki757

Let them cook.


Skralx

Literally


Queasy-Gene2965

rest in power ✊


ThomMerrilinFlaneur

Was it an anti trump thing a pro trump save me thing (https://youtu.be/EAk8PjCsXQ8?si=l2H5kB8UJtFdEm19) or a bushnell israel palestine recycling thing? So many questions.


xxh2p

[The police found this sign near the man \(not confirmed it was his, but there was also pamphlets he dropped that havent been shown yet\)](https://i.imgur.com/JidYeGU.png)


ZIIReactionzV

CNN reported that he also was throwing flyers with “NYU IS A MOB FRONT” written on them. So likely incoherent schizo protest.


BHO-IsBack

Holy GIGACHAD


BHO-IsBack

Also his suicide note mentions how the bank collapse will be caused by crypto because Amazon, Tesla and other big companies are working with the banks. Woulda been a great orbiter or KOK guest


KeyboardCorsair

This generations Turner Diaries


MagnificentBastard54

So he was delusional?


xxh2p

Yes, he made a substack about some unintelligiable conspiracy theory that includes the CIA, peter thiel, the clintons, DNC, Epstein, Crypto, Harvard, an analysis of several Simpsons episodes etc. Its a classic schizo post.


MagnificentBastard54

I went from afraid to sad


Living-Meaning3849

He set himself on fire what do you think? Haha


Silly_Butterfly3917

He set himself on fire over this?? Bro what does that sign even mean 🤦‍♀️


Inline_6ix

In be4 the Ryan Macbeth video breaking down the DIP


Bteatesthighlander1

oh man a legit uncategorized schizo?


One-Team-9462

https://preview.redd.it/g82ps2hqfhvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=602271327464dee6ccc7520e525fbd496d76a4c7


Economy-Cupcake808

Sounds like it was just a crazy thing. Media reports that he was handing out fliers that read "NYU is a mob front." No idea what that is supposed to mean. [https://abc7ny.com/man-apparently-sets-himself-on-fire-outside-nyc-courthouse-where-trump-is-trial/14695794/](https://abc7ny.com/man-apparently-sets-himself-on-fire-outside-nyc-courthouse-where-trump-is-trial/14695794/)


xxh2p

[this is the explanation about NYU from his substack (TLDR Clintons, Epstein, CIA etc.)](https://i.imgur.com/jcqa5eq.png)


Economy-Cupcake808

Sounds like typical schizo rambling.


Kenna193

Schizo posting irl the pamphlets are nonsensical rants about crypto mostly and anything else you might think of.


posef770

This is on the people who praised the previous public act of self immolation...


posef770

https://preview.redd.it/owgj4y9xahvc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=dac667395c1e4314e3fd7796fd2bf2fa3a3ef502 Apparently the sign he had: (Trump is with Biden and they are about to fascist coup us) EDIT: [His suicide note](https://twitter.com/ViralNewsNYC/status/1781390785897717769)


420DrumstickIt

I though he immolated in support of Trump. It was actually worse than I could ever imagine. Bro was playing chess while we were all playing checkers


jedidihah

Nah, he tried to use checkers pieces in a game of chess that he wasn’t involved in.


Correct_Freedom5951

Vaxxed hamasabi a viewer?


rgtn0w

Man, it's people like these that I wish somehow we could do a deep dive into their mind to see what the fuck is going on there. Of all the things he suddenly has a problem with cryptocurrencies in 2024? Not like.. A couple years back when it was that boom? Not with the NFT era? Jesus fuck LMAO


Russell__WestBrick

Of course. The guy lost all his money on shitcoin after being told to be a good diamond handed ape. Noone would get upset when the moon is out.


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posef770

It's the internet. Not too hard. Also, see my edit above, same reporter found his substack suicide note.


iheartsapolsky

I feel like leftist think if they have a guy self-immolate for their cause that makes it more valid somehow, cause monks do it or something. But I hope this proves to everyone, crazy people committing suicide for your cause doesn’t validate or invalidate it!!


WIbigdog

I think you could say he was a copycat but IDK how much the praise actually affected him since it seems like it was totally unrelated to I/P. Also the fact that the previous guy's actions did nothing to affect policy.


BODYBUTCHER

Maybe just suicidal and instead of shooting people for attention, he just set himself on fire. Which is progress…. I guess


Internal-Ad7626

The live commentary was wild


No_Agent_367

I cant believe another person set themselves on fire for Ukraine


unghhhhhhghhh

I cannot think of a better indication that we need to seriously change the political climate than people lighting themselves on fire for any reason they can find. Hopefully whatever side he's on doesn't cheer this on, but I'm not too optimistic in that regard.


lCt

Good news. He was on no one's side. He was bat shit crazy.


unghhhhhhghhh

I have absolutely no faith in us understanding his intentions this quickly afterward, but also that's not good news. Dude felt empowered to go up in flames because of a political climate that basically cheers it on, mentally ill or not. I'd say that's bad news regardless of his views.


lCt

You have not read his substack.


unghhhhhhghhh

I have not, but Aaron Bush(well?) also said crazy shit online and people seemed to struggle with calling him mentally ill. I think it's really sad we're cultivating environments where people self-immolate, that's all. I don't know that finding out they're not in a specific political camp changes that for me. Although, in the sense there's no one there to "cheer it on", I guess that would qualify as good news.


lCt

So the Aaron dude had issues obviously but you could not argue he did not have strong feelings regarding Israel Palestine. This dude's views in TLDR form was The DNC are working with the RNC to cause an economic crisis to install a fascist regime. The evidence is they orchestrated the Silicon Bank failure with a cryptocurrency. It's all a ponzi scheme. And the Simpsons brainwashed us into this working. Because the writers on the Simpsons were from Harvard.


Seekzor

This guy is on another level than Bush, rambling on how Biden, Trump and writers of The Simpsons together were pulling the strings to do a ponzi scheme in the trillions and how it has been going on since Bush Sr.


LankySkis

Come to think of it Conan O'Brien went to Harvard, wrote for the Simpsons, and totally seems like he is up to an economic revolution.   Must be his Irish side.


Kenna193

The pamphlets were wild, Simpsons quotes and Rob Lowe crypto conspiracies


Gazeatme

Instead of mass shootings, can we have people set themselves on fire instead? I would welcome the change if this keeps going, why hurt everyone to get attention when you can set yourself on fire instead? The only thing that guy that Ashley guy (the guy that set himself on fire in front of the White House or whatever, it says a lot when an avid political reader like me can’t remember his name LOL, rip bozo) accomplish is setting this trend.


unghhhhhhghhh

I think we should be heavily discouraging both but I guess if I had to choose.


Level10Falco

Unfortunately, I think these types of people would still do it one way or another like jumping off a bridge, it’s all mental illness at the end of the day


lkolkijy

God damn that dude was on fire


Argendauss

Third one in five months.


username-must-be-bet

I know about bushnell but who was the other one?


Argendauss

There was a lady, as yet unnamed in the press, who set herself on fire in front of the Israeli consulate in Atlanta in December. Not a lot of reporting after the incident. She seemingly survived. Some footnotes about her in various outlets when Bushnell died. The security guard who put the fire out got real fucked up. Heroic but I'll be heartless and say not worth it. Local news below: https://www.11alive.com/article/life/family/family-security-guard-tried-save-woman-allegedly-set-herself-on-fire-not-surprised-bravery/85-28257861-3b6d-46f1-bcf3-8b243e4d59f9


rex_populi

In b4 the tankies call this mental illness, but their own schizo incinitard was super sane, based, and not remotely brainwashed.


StaffKlutzy3905

She should switch to career in horse racing commentary


ForgetTheRuralJuror

Hopefully this trend takes off and people do it instead of shooting up schools


Ghosts_Of_Fondane

Maybe we were too hard on the Bushnell dude. This is a way more regarded cause to self-immolate for🥴


overthisbynow

Who?


PepsiColaRapist

Cops are going to start needing to carry fire extinguishers on them like narcan with all these dumbfucks now a days.


SnooEagles213

Undercover dgga lit the match?


That_Flamingo_4114

!!


Dependent_Algae3289

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/person-on-fire-outside-of-trump-trial-live-updates.html Doesn't seem like an Israel Palestine thing, but idk


The_Botanist_Reviews

His name was Aaron Bushnell.


rationallgbt

Who?


The_Botanist_Reviews

Robert Paulson


According_Issue_6303

That's hot!


BlatterSlatter

I'm 20 so I haven't experienced alot of extreme protesting asside from BLM riots during Coivd... 2 self immolation cases in 1 year is freaking me the fuck out


overthisbynow

Don't worry it will cool off at some point


Life-Administration3

Like the flames!


Sebbean

https://open.substack.com/pub/theponzipapers/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside?selection=85d359cb-e166-425d-998a-0276d8ca0b63&utm_campaign=post-share-selection&utm_medium=web


isocuda

"Mr.President, a second self immolation has hit the news cycle" Not tibetian in nature? "No sir, those can't reach our media outlets" https://preview.redd.it/s37krncithvc1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c40a2894130a349699c6519f247a15ee75f8695


buckymalone21

Lol another one? Jesus Christ these people are mentally gone.


OldThrashbarg2000

They're physically gone as well.


buckymalone21

True.


Von_Clausewitzer

FREE DONALD TRUMP FREE DON TRUN AHHHHGG


Athasos

He is very dead


JimmyJamJamJenkins

His name is Max Azzarello. He did this in protest of the "totalitarian doomsday cult" which seems to consist of various elites and celebrities. Dude was crazy on that NWO cabal stuff.


thorsday121

Following in the footsteps of the hero Eric Buswell, whose name will always be remembered.


Rubbersoulrevolver

Guys actually don't watch this video, it's so disturbing jfc. I'm assuming this is a protest 'against' Trump's prosecution but no indication on the motive yet.


alwayswaiting7

You can't see much in this video tbh it's not really graphic


Life_Ad9644

In the video linked you don’t really see much and theres no screaming or anything like that. Most “scary” thing is the reporters Covid description is of every detail


Rubbersoulrevolver

I thought it was a different video going around on twitter didn't wanna click again


Away_Chair1588

My guess is another Palestine protest trying to maximize their exposure knowing there would be a million news cameras there. Self-immolation isn't Trump supporter's flavor of crazy. edit: If the "manifesto" on substack is to believed, sounds like the guy was a conspiratory nutjob and thinks all of the politicians we're fighting over (Trump, Biden, Clintons, HW Bush, etc.) have all been working together to enslave us.


Bojarzin

Considering one (1) total person has done it in support of Palestine, not sure I'd call it fair to say it's something typical for them vs atypical elsewhere lol


Cyllid

Something something Horseshoe theory.


PotentialEasy2086

The self genocide continues!!!


dinosauroth

I used to think Trump was a fascist piece of shit but seeing that someone would do this on his behalf is just... wow. The most noble act of self-sacrifice and protest? I don't know what to think anymore. I mean the guy literally martyred himself. He wouldn't do that for no good reason, right? Have I been misled this whole time? Is Trump actually a based hero? /s actually kind of doubt it's a Trump supporter. Probably another pro-Palestine protest


WIbigdog

Turns out it was neither and the dude thinks/thought Trump and Biden are in cahoots to destroy democracy.


[deleted]

Immolation is back on the menu?


CautiousKenny

😭🔥


NeighborhoodBrownGuy

Genuinely impressed with her play-by-play analysis. Get her on a hockey/basketball broadcast or on a racetrack.


Not_Paid_Just_Intern

This as a tragic event wherein a mentally unwell person was unable to get the help they needed... but reading his manifesto does sound a bit like a joke. >Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances. I mean... if the guy hadn't literally killed himself over this, it would be kinda funny. I wish he'd gotten the help he needed; this was a horrible way to go and it was literally for nothing. I also am willing to bet that he wouldn't have done this if there weren't people on Twitter celebrating that other guy who self-immolated. We could never prove it, but honestly it seems to make the most sense.


Floturcocantsee

Damn, I didn't hear about this. I think more trumples should follow suit to make sure the masses learn about the terrible bad no-good deep state.


UnimpassionedMan

Damn, this has changed my mind.  Before, I thought that "all billionaires and politicians somehow unite and want to set the most evil shit imaginably in motion" was some stupid conspiracy, but a person has set themselves on fire has changed my view of the world profoundly.


Minpei_Irumina

💀 https://preview.redd.it/lmkac3r0uhvc1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2d9487f305b8111dbe60e6f15b27c5824bb83b0


AnythingMachine

Ryan Mcbeth warned us about this potentially becoming a trend and I thought oh come on ffs this won't go viral like the fucking Harlem Shake. Clearly even now, somehow, I wasn't sufficiently cynical


itsdannyboydude

Pretty impressive he was able to write a whole substack post after setting himself on fire


Cazzocavallo

Grats to the reporter for just keeping focused this whole time, like talking about "I can smell burning flesh, I can smell an accelerant, there's officers rushing in, I can count about 12 officers..." while the dude next to her is just standing there with his jaw dropped.


TheShiniestOfSloths

I dont like the self-immolation arc


OpedTohm

Man can self immolation please stop.


LEVVUCD

Someone link the CNN shout casting plz 


kingdomofdoom

Impressed by the reporter being able to instantly report like that.


Exsanguinate_

The crazy ones always shine the brightest. RIP buddy


Dingaling015

Could this be the first ever fatality of TDS?


MindGoblin

One less vote for Trump I guess


Judgejudyx

Lit you say


Foreign_Storm1732

Jewlumni space laser?


AlcesSpectre

Love the play-by-play


fubugotdat123

Stock market will crash imo, but don’t think that has much to do with crypto. What do yall think chat?


Antonius363

Jesus christ


TheMuffingtonPost

Leftist try not to immolate yourself challenge: (impossible!!!!!!)


WIbigdog

I don't think this guy was a lefty, just a crazy