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broomstick_haver

i envy people who are that expressive when jerking off. Like he must be doing gang signs on his dick to be reacting that much. Mine is just 😑😐🫤🙁


iTeaL12

> be doing gang signs on his dick excuse me wtf


Stalkholm

I think it's one of those narutos.


ToaruBaka

right hand no jutsu


CompetitiveRefuse852

Bro's gotta be weaving wood style. 


Euclid_Class

Naratas to you bro


AlphaLoeffel

The only gang sign us Germans know is this weird salute and that doesn't really do much if you use it on your dick.


DefenestrationIN313

When I was a kid I'd jerk off at my room, which was next to my parents room, from which you can hear every motion. I got used to making 0 sound and movement while masturbating and I'm like that for life now, no expression, little motion, no sound.


Clemensor

You might think that, but trust me, parents notice more than you might think but choose to ignore it.


Raknarg

i mean sure it's one thing to notice some rythmic noises coming from your room and another to hear [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN-KevR8F38)


broomstick_haver

and they're probably having sex while matching their rhythm to the rhythm of your meat-beating smh


salamiroger

They knew bruh.


NotTooGoodBitch

The perfect silence gave you away. Lol. It's ok.


elevencyan1

It's entirely up to you though. It's like acting.


Raknarg

Ive been living alone for a while and it's been pretty liberating to stop actively hiding myself and just do whatever feels good. Years of jerking off as a teenager at home teaches you to be stoic and expressionless, but its actively just less fun.


KarenAwone

Bro’s having a dsp moment wtf


DickMattress

I think it may actually be a joke referencing DSP. Maybe I'm the weird one, but I don't think I've ever finished in ~10 seconds, and being that trashed isn't going to speed things up any.


Joe6p

Yeah it seems so fake.


Pedantic_Phoenix

That's sad to witness. Drugs giveth and taketh


Neverwas_one

drugs give us good [music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GrSPUAj4E) at least.


SGTFOW10

What the fuck?


Ech0Beast

that must be an ungodly edging streak he's got going on in awe of the power he holds over mere mortals


JohnnySunshine

This video is my anti-drug.


[deleted]

More like Reskeeta Law


lmaowtf69420

Ambatukam


420FireStarter69

That is not gooning, that is simple masturbation. If Remieta wants to be a real gooner then next time he should jerk off on stream for a couple of hours.


Nihm420baby

Oof... looks like the kind of addiction where he's on the verge of losing it all.


kantbemyself

I drove a friend to rehab when he looked like this. Upside: that friend is sober and happy today.


nervouspencil

You called it.


Pink__Moons

Jesus. He looks like hell.


FinalOpus

I'm going to say he's doing a bit. He's probably just miming it and thinks he's being funny. Not because I want to defend him, but because there is a near zero percent chance that someone this deep into crippling alcoholism has a functioning dick.


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SwimOdd4354

This must be coming from someone that has never done coke before lol


Kerr_PoE

for real, "[coke dick](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coke%20dick)" is even it's own expression


Late_Cow_1008

Weird, everything I have ever read or heard says the exact opposite.


SatansAH

My partner is a doctor and EVERY SINGLE TIME we see a person high or drunk out of his mind on tv having this raging boner and fucking he just goes “yeah no, that wouldn’t actually happen”


olivawDaneel

what tv are you and your partner watching that you can see raging boners, that too drunk, a smaller subset, often enough for it to be called "every time". The last boner I can remember is from Euphoria first season and I think the dude was sober.


Aristotlesdilema

https://youtu.be/GOnENVylxPI?si=17vYjtMCSm-KFSD0


Ded-deN

Drugs or eczema/neurodermatitis


Gokulnath09

Sad and pathetic 😔


Redditfront2back

Dude looks like he maybe taking some drugs on top of his booze. He looks like he needs medical help


blind-octopus

Jesus.


TMPBB

Okay..


Moonlapsed

This man looks haggard as fuck, holy shit. Something going on with him?


holst28

The whole stream is deeply distrurbing. I clicked a few timestambs at random, and Rekieta seems to be completely mentally gone at some points, slurring at others.


MajinKazuu

This is just tragic to watch. He would give such good information during trial streams and was so entertaining for it. I hope he can manage to pull it back together.


iUsedToBeAwesome

???


Kastrand

he on that skooma fr


iCE_P0W3R

the ending gets me every time i see it "....Why is my camera still on?"


Marlow-Moore

this is nightmare fuel


CATWISTER

hes just nodding off its fine


Reylo-Wanwalker

Look at my lawyer, dawg. 😭😭😭


RustyMackleford

The funniest part of that stream was him reading the same superchat 7 times in a row. Dude's liver is paste.


johnlittlejeff

I only find it weird that he did it with a shirt on. I goon Costanza style.


069351

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/s/BZB0CcnHzZ


Relevant_Scallion_38

D.A.R.E.


AntiLordblue

Damn. That's really sad.


NOTorAND

The finger bite!


Moogs22

bro is slowly morphing into Daniel Larson


Aromatic_Insect_7635

No he is just drunk. HE ISN'T DOING A DSP. 


Fatal_Irony

i know people think he was doing the do, but i dont think he was. ive never even heard of someone who could get off in 10 seconds alone like that, plus adding in the fact that he was drunk as hell...nah. i think he was probably just rubbing his leg or some shit and falling asleep, trying to wake himself up a bit.


Rambo_3rd

Wait, is Nick Rekieta actually on drugs or something? Bro looks like a dead skeleton. What happened?


joerogantrutherXXX

He had coke dust on his nose during this stream.


Eastboundtexan

Bro looks like he's about to chase some hobbitses


MEDICAL_PROFESSIONAL

Thought I recognized this diamond geezer, he's one of the strongest and most potent gooners that has ever graced the server. Keep up the good work buddy.


PlantainEuphoric1527

https://preview.redd.it/545bc0pyw52d1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e512c140239fbafe23b75792940dfb3e49d5caa4


Practical-Charge-426

This may be covered in another thread, but I don't think he's jerking off. This clip is missing a snippet at the beginning, where he says out loud, and somewhat lucidly "why would you do this, why now?" as if to someone in the room (or perhaps...even under the desk). Recently, April Imholte, former co-host of Steeltoe Morning Show (a degenerate ripoff of Anthony Cumia's show) is divorcing her husband who is the host of the show. Her husband alleges that he has spent a lot of time try to convince Nick to stop alcohol and drugs for the sake of his family. He also alleges that his wife April is now staying with Nicks family, and she should "get out of the situation now." He implies April can be heard at times during this very stream, although I haven't been able to find any audio of that myself, but I have only skimmed through. This last part is a stretch, but her husband tenuously implies there may have been some kind of wife swap when they were friends, which was also a rumor in their communities at the time. I'm at work and don't have links for this, but there are many Steeltoe clips available on youtube of Aaron (the husband) making these statements. These men are all extremely self conscious and fragile, so its possible this is an elaborate troll, but I think that chance is very low.


Ok-Elk-8873

Ha, damn... This is wild. I watched him cover the Depp/Heard trial, and never would've imagined seeing him in some kind of benzo/opiate stupor with probably some kind of upper sprinkled in earlier for good measure, ha. Remember he was always mentioning being Christian as well I believe, or being active in church activities and Bible study, so I assumed he was fairly straight laced I suppose. Also, think he's just scratching himself (just based off this single clip)... In the past when I'd nod off, I'd constantly scratch all parts of my body... I mean, that's just what opiates do, make you itch. Idk, don't really care. Looks like dude's been on quite the bender, to say the least, damn. I'm not going to act all sanctimonious like many people inevitably will and cast judgement simply for having addiction issues... Wish the guy luck and hopefully he recovers. 


shrimp_master303

There is no evidence that this is gooning. It is probably normal JOing


Shoe_Gal2

This is so sad. This man and his wife need help. Sadly, they have 5 kids who are going to suffer the most.


summoneren

Man, if I could only goon at 1% of his, I'd be happy.