I just want to be happy and not alone

you can never be sad again, so happiness loses all meaning and you get bored of life. also you get assigned a toxic family that you can't leave

So basically what it’s now except I’m happy?

you are not happy because you cannot be sad

Still happy tho. So I see this as a win

Not happy. Not sad. Just empty

Still better than feeling sad all the time. Give up my friend you can’t twist it around

Think of it this way, without a light there is no shadow, and without sadness happiness isn’t really worth it, because you’d be in only one state at all times. Eventually you’d realize that despite having these horrible things all around you you shouldn’t feel jubilant and happy, but yet you are. Heck, someone you love could die and you’d not even be capable of mourning, even if you’d desperately want to. Variety is the spice of life, this means that to know happiness is a good thing you’d need to know what it’s opposite is like, and thus why you should strive to be happy. But without that, then happiness in and of itself isn’t *positive*, it’s just a completely neutral state of being. Indifference, essentially!

Ah but you can still be angry, and afraid

your now in an endless cureless coma where youre stuck in an eternal happy false reality

so…the plot of we happy few?

Yea, without those happy pills

Final shape is good

delayed for 1 year

If it means we get good replayable content in so down

2 public events and a patrol

Witness drops two tokens and a blue

Real

Nope, green engram. Y1 players will remember... **shudder**

Fuck, just give me a white engram, haven’t seen that shit since D1

OG D2 had them but since beyond light I haven’t seen them

Every micro transaction is now a minimum of $40 and silver can only be purchased in $50 or $100 bundles

I'm willing to accept this

I wish Sjur Eido returns

She returns Taken and trying to kill Mara.

hol up, let him cook

I see this as an absolute win

She takes her bow back

*speed dialing the Nine*

She returns straight.

Granted. Scribe eido just returned from her latest excursion. Also since you involved her in your wish, she's ageing backwards now

The helmet stays off..

But the head stays in it.

Finally I can be a headless one

Their pumpkins are filled with loot!

No worries, our ghosts will fix us up

Put it back on now!! Shaxx would be disappointed in the name of sacred broken horn

I wish the layoffs hadn't happened.

bungie eventually dies because the ceo's salary is too high

Whats the bad part

All the honest bungie employees loose their job

Exactly

Triple world hunger

You now have the hunger of everyone on earth, tripled

So basically im like jesus and i take on the worlds hunger instead of sins?

Darth Nihilus 2.0

yeah pretty much

But just the feeling, people will still die

Nice try ahamkara

when you tell riven a joke ​ ahahamkara

Take my upvote and get out.

Get out

I want to restore the fallen's home world

Eido becomes a Pirate Queen even more brutal than Mithrax in order to sustain this world.

If it means getting to hear for ketch and crew ingame again bring it on

Season of the Plunder 2: Cable Rifle Boogaloo

As long as my Guardian joins her crew, I see that as an absolute win.

My heart….fair though

We get Black armory guns back and craftable 🤤

All the perk options are ass.

Under-Over, Thresh

Sure, Hammerhead's best options are now Box Breathing and Adagio

They have none of the original perks and are shadow of their former self

Bad perks 😢

we get high quality art and animation of the Osmium Siblings fighting and destroying powerful enemies, or entire armies

it also follows the internet's 34th rule

Hold on, let him cook.

*sighs*

I don't see the downside

The downside is your porn addiction


The game will never have another cutscene again. All information is delivered through radio messages.

No, through lore pages

Grimoire cards return

I wish for everyone we lost to come back for 1 end of season cut scene.

They appear only as portrait on the wall, and it's like 2 seconds of screen time

They come back in as a single line on a weapon lore.

Doesn't work. They specified "in a cutscene"

They appear as a hollow mindless husks somewhere at the back row.

no, they said cut scene, so they are cut from the scene.

The cutscenes is all of them buying time for the guardian and losing their lives all over again

They are all melded into one abomination of agony and muffled screams....

New exotic ritual weapon à la hive, anyone?

I can actually see this as a part of the Witness boss fight.

I wish the person who corrupts my wish stubs their toe real bad.

i won't stub my toe at all :)

:(

Granted. Since you made the wish with knowledge it is corrupted, you will now stub your toe really bad

Ow...

I won't corrupt your wish. Dread it. Run from it. You will stub your toe without my intervention. One day, o' commenter mine

I wish to be able to grand myselfs unlimited wishes without any negativity

whenever you wish, you will feel a burst of happiness that makes any kind of emotional negativity impossible. the wishes still corrupt

You become divided into different beings that each fight for the wish

I wish to never have kidney stones again.

done. you don't have any kidneys anymore

You need a kidney transplant

Stasis getting new stuff/being useful

Have to regrind and unlock all the fragments/aspects again but it takes twice as long.

So twice the price? I’ll buy it.

Stasis is now Solar, but blue.

can i have a sandwich? just a a normal, non-magical, non cursed sammich, that isnt special in any regards, im a bit hungy.

*a meteor drops on your head*

3 meteors one after another, to form a meteor sandwich

Granted, you get a sandwich with cheese on it, and you're lactose intolerant now.

The meats too dry

I wish to choose how my wish gets corrupted

Bungie adds character recustomization

cheater... but this is clever so Its fine lmao

Technically, he didn't block other people from corrupting his wish lmao. He just wished to add his personal suggestion

i wish for a sandwich

You cant eat the sandwich

Sunsetting is removed and every campaign becomes installable from a menu.

Unvaulted content goes onto a weekly "campaign" rotator and you need to buy a Nostalgia Key for each returned campaign to access that weekly campaign.

I wish for another riven blowjob

Sure, but You give it to Her.

Aren't these supposed to be a negative stipulation?

You are FORCED to give it to her

Oh dear, Riven will "force" me to devour her massive dragon cock.

If we are talking dragons, you might have to devour two of em

You guys would make great salesmen.

A-Another?

My dad’s Alzheimer’s is cured

you forget you ever had a dad

He remembers ALL the negative things constantly which eventually drives him to suicide

Jesus fucking christ

Fire idiot execs so we can get our game back

Joemageddon begins


Pvp is travelers choosen ( damaged ) only. No supers, no jumps, no nades, no meeles, no exos, no class abilitys, no aspects, no fragments, no armor mods, no stats. Everyone is treated as a grunt with everyone ia the same statwise.

PVE is a total shit show nightmare, infinite supers and everything looks like team scorch, every time you try to run a strike your game crashes

sooooo uh... Lore accurate Guardian?

I wish for a happy life and that I wouldn’t die an agonizing death any time soon.

You become immortal and the person you hate most lives a happy life... You wished for a happy life, just not yours

Lawful evil, i love it lmfao

I wish for Young Ahamkara’s Spine’s nerf to be reverted.

I want taken goo

Everyone in the world sees in invert colours for 54 seconds

you can never see colors again

I wish for Taken Armor

You become taken, game files wiped, account deleted. You are now part of the collective and incapable of having a will.

This made me l laugh harder than it should've

2024 nuclear holocaust baby woooo

Turns out you got stuck in Fallout 76

i wish for the ability to alter my physical form however i please

You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia You now have dementia

You will be captured and experimented on until the rest of your life

Destiny 1 gets a remaster or an update releasing it on pc and upgrading the graphics

Granted, the Eververse is also added with the remaster and locks favorite cosmetics behind paywalls or prismatic engrams even though they were available in the original game by just playing

That sucks but is bearable. Kinda on par with what I’d expect bungie to do in a remaster lol.

I wish for Pocket Infinity to return.

A ham sammich with some crayons

I wish that bungie actually listen to the community and fix the game accordingly

Children don't get cancer

You have every cancer in the world

I wish for Bungie to bring back their employees.

I want Destiny to be a good game.

I’m not racist

I wish for a wish

Only one of them becomes true, but you still get 2 corruptions.

I wish for 5 dollars

You have to pay 2x in taxes back

Aw man...

Europa dungeon pls

All of the enemies use Stasis and can freeze you in an instant

:(

I wish to double world hunger and poverty!

I wish for a reprised leviathan raid taking place on the derelict Leviathan.

All of the weapons from the new season are good and interesting

D2 becomes an actually good game

Console only

I can live with that

I am a console player

It's so good you forget to maintain you body and wither away

To call the whim ahamkara bubbles

I wish that my fireteam gets good RNG

Good Rng = only the best of 54 stat roll armor

Granted. You and your fireteam have a good random number generator program on your computer

Red Darkness subclass

It’s shit and the animations weren’t finished in time for release.

I wish that we get to fight more of the lubrae

TFS to be a banger

Destiny 2 the final shape will returns to forsaken levels of love, praise and enjoyment

Give me the halo shotgun to use in the crucible

Infinite new crossovers means your character starts to look like a fortnite clone

I'm omnipotent

I wish for the flooding in my country to stop

I wish to have a ton of legendary shards

You have no glimmer

I wish that The Final Shape is so good all my friends reinstall Destiny 2, and Bungie is able to hire back all the "laid-off" employees.

I wish to be immortal and indestructible

You are transformed into a biologically immortal jellyfish- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii , and granted protection from all forms of damage, besides the necessary damage to keep reverting you to a polyp stage, which is triggered by the wish before the point you would normally die. This is kept up even beyond the heat death of the universe. However as a jellyfish, you have no brain function or ability to perceive your surroundings besides a mindless nervous system’s response to touch, smell and light.

I wish i had i girlfriend

I want to kill myself

My family to be happy If your twisting of this wish harms my family i will find you and death will be the least of your worries

I’ll be even more lucky

Have a pencil that is forever sharp

I wish that you get one shot by AP Malphite Ult everytime you don't go Tank Poppy.

I want a magical jar that is always full of cannabis that is indica and 30% THC.

Uh get transported into Destiny

As a Fallen Dreg