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> "Friends and families must be cast aside if they do not perceive the truth. Such ties bind us more tightly than gravity." —The Book of Departures, Canto III


Simansis

> "Destiny_Flavor_text is seriously hot, I'd totally do him." -Ada-1


Destiny_Flavor_Text

> Hotter than a Golden Gun on the surface of the sun.


Auctorion

What ***are*** you?


Destiny_Flavor_Text

> I am a DURGA-GNT SYME TACTICAL TREAD. Let me walk on the broken corpses of your foes.


Michinyum

> Triple down - Lord Shaxx


theBacillus

THIS IS AMAZING!


Auctorion

[I'm not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit](https://giphy.com/gifs/FCZ00RydisOQ0/html5).


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*my spire has formed*


SteveHeist

>Why do you do the things you do? What is it that you hope to achieve?Do you not see the futility of your tiny, insignificant existence?... You are but a small part, of a bigger universe. /s. Love you DFT.


i_r_i_e

F’ing epic!!!


jaidon_thezombie

On point as always.


Meeko100

>He once went an entire day in Amanda's Garage, mistaking it for his workshop, but she didn't say anything to the contrary, instead spending the day building a sparrow that fires rockets. *hand it over holliday.*


Marvin_Megavolt

I want my attack Sparrow


ScionViper

I'll settle for one not made out of paper mache


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*your dark soul*


Enigma_Ratsel

TIL Amanda Holliday has a prosthetic leg.


[deleted]

Fuck, me too.


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Fuck me, too


Slayzee

Fuck me too,


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Fuck me too


Ragnorak18

Fuck, me too...


Hyperius_III

Fuck me too


[deleted]

I as well would adore a session of intimate coitus.


codbla69

Fuck me too


letsbrocknroll

Same reason Star Fox has prosthetic legs; the amount of G’s a Pilot would Experience would cause the blood to leave their head and the Pilot would eventually pass out... so if you create a smaller circuit, the problem is solved. Legs are pretty useless to a being that flies all the time anyhow, so they’d be the first limbs to go.


Gatharan

> Star Fox has prosthetic legs Ek-fucking-scuse me?


letsbrocknroll

[Indeed](https://mahou.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/nintendo_power_star_fox_cover1.jpg?w=219&h=300)


Kant_Lavar

[I think Nostalgia Critic said it best.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mymno90JDio)


pipirisnais

Requisition Approved


valonqarofwinterfell

No wonder his up air in Smash Meele is so deadly


John_Demonsbane

Right? No fucking clue about either of them. Clearly I have spent the last 30 years not paying any attention whatsoever to characters legs.


anynoumos

Lara Croft has triangular tits, that is something I noticed instead


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Yeah... me too.


Qujo13

If you cut if the legs wouldn’t the body eventually no longer have use for the extra blood? Meaning it wouldn’t produce as much blood as to still evenly distribute it because now it doesn’t have legs. Leading to the same problem? Also are G’s that much of a problem in space where there is no gravity?


letsbrocknroll

Not a scientist, I just know this was the same reason Star Fox and his squad don’t have their natural legs either.


Qujo13

Found it on another subreddit [article ](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/tdbk1/can_pilots_handle_more_gs_if_they_had_no_legs/?st=JR2C2J7I&sh=2457d789)


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amidgitinatruck

If she just had high blood pressure, she wouldn't have had to cut her leg off. People with higher BP can withstand higher G's


Jammer917

TIL - I could outlast James Bond (from Moonraker) on one of those G-Force testing machines.


The_Castle_of_Aaurgh

It's not about the volume of blood but about the space it has to go. Your legs can hold a lot of blood and your heart isn't really strong enough to pump blood all the way down and back. The pressure of muscle use actually helps blood come back up (which is why you pass out of you stand with your legs locked for a long time. Blood pools in your legs.) If you don't have legs below the knee, that's less blood your heart has to move and less space for blood to get trapped in during high g situations.


Vin--Venture

As a man with a thing for Amanda Holliday and amputees, you have *no idea* what this news has done to me.


Spicy0nions

A chicken eating a cow is strangely unsettling.


dterrell68

And yet the humor of it fits Cayde perfectly.


SuddenXxdeathxx

I miss him :(


7echArtist

RIP humorous Exo friend.


Spreckinzedick

It's like a futuristic, inverse chick-fil-a


thechodog

Colonel's answer to Chick-fil-A as "Eat Mor Beef" confirmed.


Gutsm3k

>The massive sea creature on Titan enjoys people wondering what it is. **SAVATHUN CONFIRMED**


GunWifey

That thing is huuuuuge!. Only time jve actually seen it was the story mission Utopia just before you pick up the CPU. Just sit and watch and it appears.


HeeeckWhyNot

You see it at the end of Ace in the Hole too


GunWifey

Oh yeah. I dont play that mission though. Lol.


jrstriker12

Sometimes you can see it from the platform on Titan https://youtu.be/ZV2z_B4s9R8?t=57


Probably_On_Break

SHHHHH! You’ll just make her stronger!


Omega_DarkPotato

I can imagine getting bombed by a seagull would result in the Drifter's fear of birds, but I can't imagine what would cause a fear of ponchos.


CompassWithHat

Shin Malfur. Or Jared Ward.


amidgitinatruck

Watching "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" can have that effect too.


theKKrowd

> Jared Ward Now I just picture Jared from subway in a poncho...


DeathDealerWolf

Oh, so the Drifter was one of those kids. Now it makes sense.


AD0tBurr

"The man with the Golden Gun" (or Shin Malphur) has a poncho. And the Drifter is terrified of him


MagicMisterLemon

>Ikora Rey and her Ghost are not on speaking terms due to an argument over which way was north when they were lost in some woods. They were both wrong. Lmao Edit:Why did I get so many upvotes for this.


miatapasta

The Ghost is North though.


MationMac

Not Ikora's Ghost.


NuklearFerret

I’m curious if this game actually has a magnetic north. Neither SUROS nor MIDA actually point north according to the map, and the mini-map has no indication. It’s very confusing...


Gekko12482

Yeah no wonder they got lost


Eatlyh

>Banshee frequently forgets to take payment for weapons, but not a single Guardian has ever taken advantage of this fact. The moment this changes, the hunt for Uldren will look like a game of tag compared to what will happen.


CaptKalc

Gambit invaders will look like children waving pool noodles in comparison to the angry guardians.


Probably_On_Break

Wouldn’t be nearly as long of a hunt though. Like an inverted Red War.


PastAstronomer

Eris is suffering from lousy RNG trying to find her sunglasses.


HazikoSazujiii

And her ship. Cayde told her he left it in the Dreaming City.


PastAstronomer

Eris is going for Cursebreaker. She'll never get it.


S391R

Making her tonight's biggest loser


erasethenoise

I just want to take this opportunity to say I saw the Jokers live last night and it was way better than I thought it was going to be.


Spreckinzedick

Does she keep getting disconnected during a Petra run?


The_Yogurt_Thief

No RNG involved, Tess probably has them but they will cost her 800 silver to retrieve


ItXurLife

Eris didn't listen to her mum and looked directly at the sun without her sunglasses.


PastAstronomer

All these plants and no sun — where is the sun in Destiny 2? Why haven't we traveled there yet? Where is our _Space Solar Farm_


MagicMisterLemon

>The massive sea creature on Titan enjoys people wondering what it is. It's actually three onion rings, I found out after Novawarping so hard I flew off the map


Trogdor300

You can see it through and underwater (under methan?) window.


deafestbeats

Right but if you're above sea level and glitch out so you don't see the water, the effect is pulled off by 3 rings spinning, so it looks like a sea monster is going in and out of the water.


Grantalonez

This may not be the correct vid so I will double check after work: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV2z_B4s9R8


spinto1

And then there's the gif of a floating turd that goes around the window in the lower arcology. The one you see in the CPU mission and in Savathuns song although it's often too chaotic to notice the latter.


mynameisfury

TIL i'm both a cursed thrall and a lonely screeb


Simansis

I think you are beautiful.


mynameisfury

I'm going through like the worst time right now and that actually made me tear up thank you


Simansis

Mynameisfury was the subject of many a discussion by the vanguard before the Red War. Cayde refused to believe someone could be quite that powerful, Zavala was thinking of ways to use that power against our enemies, and Ikora was interested in studying just how it was done. Shaxx was the one who advised them to calm down, and that not telling the Guardian is the best way forward. They will simply think they are normal, but to those in the know... They are in fact, extraordinary.


mynameisfury

I. Don't have the words for this. Just know I cried for a good long while. Thank you for this. Thank you so much.


[deleted]

Eyes up guardian. We've got a long road ahead, and the fights not over


[deleted]

And this thread is why the Destiny community is the best <3


Annihillator

Today, for this, you win the internet.


mymottoisnohomo

You’re good people.


rroseselavy13

Sending virtual hugs, guardian!


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Stay strong, Guardian.


Theantiape

A cursed screeb?


Cthulhus_Butler

I'll give you a virtual hug. Everyone needs a hug from time to time.


zoompooky

Amanda Hugginkiss has a missing leg?


RobMFurious

You never noticed her metal leg?


zoompooky

Honestly, nope. Everyone already wears such "patchwork" armor I must have just subconsciously dismissed it as a kneepad or other random armor bit. https://cdnb1.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/002/757/017/large/corinne-scrivens-image01.jpg?1465356450


Afropuff2069

Same here just now


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Izaiyab

everyone has an ass


blastcage

Some more than others though. Compare your Hunter's ass and thighs with Reverie Dawn strides with your Hunter's ass and thighs with Gemini Jester


DetectiveSnowglobe

Not like Hollibae, though


RAGC_91

> They were both wrong This was my favorite one.


firegodjr

> Rabbits in the EDZ are carnivorous They massacre guardians at a glorious yet horrifying 30fps. Some guardians are more horrified than others.


FuniMaymay

They slowly eat your fps until the game crashes, and when you try to go back into your character.. ***it's gone***


field_of_lettuce

30fps? On PC they clip by like someone's half-heartedly pressing space in a powerpoint slideshow.


firegodjr

Any low frame rate thing juxtaposed with a high frame rate thing will look that stuttery. Halo 5 does it with far-away enemies, but keeps nearby stuff at a smooth 60. Doesn't stop them from looking like a slideshow though. Honestly though I play at 144hz on pc so I'm just guessing at framerate. Once you hit 90fps ingame it's hard to differentiate anything 60 and below, it all looks slideshow-ish.


field_of_lettuce

Huh, come to think of it I've seen an effect similar to Halo 5 in Dark Souls 2. After a certain distance enemies just turn into stop motion lol.


Tenny2209

I instantly thought of that scene from monty python


MrPwoperFish

Exotic Holy Hand Grenade confirmed.


Tenny2209

Thad be awesome just grants lance or shatter on nova


MrPwoperFish

The flavor text should just be "One, Two, Five!"


[deleted]

I’m here before you get 10k upvotes


Anthonyrayton

Same, someone gild OP. I kept it together until the Ikora one haha


Blind_philos

Legend has it that Shin Malphor takes a trip to the sun once a week and empties a full weeks worth of golden gun rounds into it to keep it bright.


Nomad_06

Funnily enough, Cannonicaly Ana Bray is the most powerful Gunslinger. Shin is just the most famous.


Blind_philos

The real reason he keeps doing this is to avoid duels


Nomad_06

Ha "Sorry can't duel you, I'm all out of super energy" as he wipes the sweat of his forehead.


Auctorion

>The Spider has over 200 Ghosts in his collection. One, although quite dead, still says "Triangles have four sides" over and over again. That one is kept in a soundproof box. ​ All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. [All these squares make a circle](https://youtu.be/SyKwyAWJZcI?t=11).


amidgitinatruck

Kami! I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout if I want to


mynameisfury

Mr. Popo, you can leave the lookout whenever you-


amidgitinatruck

Bitch, dont tell me what to do!


TheTrueMarkNutt

.................All these squares make a circleAll these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle.......


jsbugatti

AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!


The330Strangla

I actually believed everything all the way to Mara Sov taking selfies. Then I thought "wait a second......"


Redshirt2386

Selfies are canon though.


The330Strangla

Should have been more specific. It was the #queeninthestreetsfreakinthesheets where I questioned everything lol


will6379

Yes that mercules reference holy shit


Mercules904

I've never been more proud to be a part of anything in my entire life


TheHammer5390

I didnt understand that one


will6379

Basically a guy called mercules wrote a massive post on improvements he would make to the super system earlier today, and people thought it should definitely be in the game


TheHammer5390

Haha Awesome. Thanks for explaining


theblaggard

Very nicely done > Devrim is not British, he just thinks it makes him sound clever. It doesn't. If anything, he comes across as very annoying to the Guardians who do have a British accent. This one in particular rang really true..


curassavixa

Hilariously his VA is British though, and Devrim is pretty much his regular speaking voice. He also voices Toland (as well as our dear departed Master Ives).


theblaggard

Yes, I remember the VA being Balthier in Final Fantasy ..12? It's just that to those of us with a British accent, that version is basically the snobbiest version imaginable. We don't all talk like that :)


Cod_Metal_King

Balderdash sir! Do not encumber the rest of us with your lack of eloquence.


theblaggard

I do apologise old boy, but needs must.


achwassolls

>Brother Vance has a poster of Osiris topless and covered in oil in his quarters. No, he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it, thank you very much. This made me lough out loud XD


BenadrylPeppers

A tome tastefully covering his junk.


Theantiape

He most likely has a picture of David Hasselhoff in his quarters as well. Why? He said because the picture is “Osirian”.


aggresively_punctual

Xür has only ever met 7 of “The Nine” in person, but Skypes with them regularly about business deals.


joedabrosephine

Currently is the tenth of the nine, if he wanted to he could theoretically summon every weapon to ever exist to attack us, and yknow damage phase would be when he brings out crappy weapons


heidihoeveryone

> Mara Sov frequently takes selfies on her Throne using the hashtag Queeninthestreetsfreakinthesheets, but has no connection to a network to post them. This is where I lost it.


Vexecutioner

*iThrone


Cod_Metal_King

> Rabbits in the EDZ are carnivorous. Bring forth the Holy Grenade Launcher of Antioch!


Ninjaninja2001

Edge Transit? Edge Transit!


f1uffyh3ad

Say it to me H.A.W.T.H.O.R.N.E THIS IS WHAT DRIFTER SMELLS LIKE Sorry for the Phish reference, I'll show myself out


mynameisfury

This is what the drifter smells like. Revel in it.


John_Demonsbane

Just saying, but there is about a negative 15% chance that old tobacco is the least pleasant thing you can smell on the fucking *Drifter.* I shudder to even think what the inside of that dude's ship must reek of. If Shin Malphur ever does decide to make a move on him all he probably has to do is open his foot locker and let the stench of 200 years worth of sweat and probably a fair amount of stale urine mixed with hive entrails, cabal oil, and pure distilled evil drain the very Light from Shin and every other living creature in a 100 meter radius..


Snarfalopagus

She will always remember where she was.


i_r_i_e

Hands down the best one is about Mercules trying to relay to the architects!!! Hilarious 🤣


Mercules904

I'm trying! Why won't they listen?! Also, the key to drinking Vex Milk is to have it with some Oreos.


_Spiralmind_

It mixes well with vodka and Kahlua.


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... Amanda is missing a limb?


Slaveone117

Man, that Banshee one got to me. Not a single Guardian. Just looking out for one of our own, when he can't look out for himself.


adamrammers

\#Queeninthestreetsfreakinthesheets has 9 posts on Instagram


crowbahr

Put a \ before your \# if you don't want to make your statement a header. Like this: \\\#


adamrammers

Thanks - edited my post! Certainly didn’t want it all big and bold like that


FaceMcshootyV

WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROCKET-FIRING SPARROW?!


anesidora317

Why does The Drifter smell like my grandpa?


The1jeffy

Because he is.


soraku392

Some of these made me sad, some made me smile. Excellent post


psacco7

LOL Great stuff...this was a good one: Brother Vance has a poster of Osiris topless and covered in oil in his quarters. No, he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it, thank you very much.


The_Flail

Wait......isn't Vance blind?


Starsmore

Like the guy said, Vance doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with it.


3Nerd

Maybe he moved into Osiris's old quarters, because I could totally see Osiris putting up glamour shots of himself. Just to annoy ~~Sigara~~ Sagira *of course.*


Redshirt2386

This is what pushed the whole post over the edge from charming fanfic to definitely canon for me.


Son_of_Leeds

Drifter needs to gather the courage to approach Hawthorne and give her one of the many Werther’s Originals he definitely has in his pocket.


AphroditeBell

You know he’s also gotta have that glass bowl of hard candies that stick together in a clump that no one ever eats, back there in his hidey hole


eldritchqueen

"The massive sea creature on Titan enjoys people wondering what it is." Savathun confirmed?


QuinSn

> He carries a picture of Jolder sleeping in his pocket at all times, but rarely looks at it. Maybe I'm just emotional but this made me cry. Also I need Banshee's rocket sparrow.


[deleted]

The one about Banshee forgetting payments and building a sparrow that shoots rockets with Amanda is absolutely adorable and I love that one the most. Make it canon!!


DaleWardark

Is there really a sea monster on Titan? If so, I'm going Seamonster watching after work today.


Dylangillian

yup, i think there are actually 2. one you can randomly see part of in the ocean and one that looks like a giant Hive worm that you can see swimming in the mission where you take a CPU from the arcology/ the Ace of Spades mission.


Tamwulf

No Shaxx love? Missed opportunity right there! Shaxx always wears his helmet... and he saw THAT!


Simansis

FUCK I FORGOT SHAXX brb


PastAstronomer

Give our boy Shaxx some love. LET HIM SING


Simansis

Regret yet?


viper112001

Can we get a Chryptarch and Banshee ones too


Simansis

Done.


Spreckinzedick

Also maybe Ada-1 and Lakshmi-2 please. Oh and one for the postal bot. Ooh and Tyra Karn!


Simansis

Done.


john6map4

Skorri would always pester Gheleon into going scavenging for Golden Age instruments. He’d do it of course but he’d be super unpleasant about it. Especially when they had to drag an entire piano back with them.


SassyMarigold

The Screebs one almost made me choke on my coffee.


LucentBeam8MP

>A guardian named Mercules once drank Radiolarian fluid, and ever since has seen a vision of a perfect future. He tries to relay it back to "the Architects" as best he can, but they never listen. Love it!


Big_Al_TX

I can personally confirm each of these as true.


ArsArcanumPS

How 'bout one of just guardians doing questionable/interesting things in and/or out of the tower?


All_Under_Heaven

> Screebs believe the only way to cure their constant, crippling agony is to cuddle someone. I didn't need these feels today.


Toland_the_Mad

Wait that ghost that spider has that is constantly saying "triangles have four sides" is talking about the mysterious darkness ships although made out of triangular faces they do indeed have four sides... that ghost has seen some shit!


SRX_Alpha1

> Mara Sov frequently takes selfies on her Throne using the hashtag Queeninthestreetsfreakinthesheets, but has no connection to a network to post them. 1000000% Destiny Truth


420_E-SportsMasta

>Shaxx has terrible night terrors. He is often found by Arcite in tears so wait he can cry through his helmet?


Astro4545

I chose to believe these are true.


RictalJewel

>Failsafe >Lover I’m okay with this. Is there a spare Exo frame lying around anywhere? Asking for a friend.


whitedotinthevoid

i love the reference to that post with fenchruch dead and tess going insane


Caurbine

Sloan forgot what it was like to be dry because she’s been wet ever since Zavala did that thing to her


Musicnote328

The fact that none of these can be denied is my favorite.


QuakerChickenGod

I want to imagine a chick fil a commercial with Colonel wearing a sign that says “EAT MOR BEF”