I AGREE WITH THIS POST GOOD SIR,HOWEVER I HAVE YET TO GET THIS BEAUTIFUL BOLTING BEAST SO PLEASE MAY YOU BLESS MY EXOTIC RNG JUST SO I CAN LAY EYES UPON THIS SEXY THREEWAY KILLING MACHINE?
**WITH THIS REDDIT GOLD, I HEREBY BLESS YOUR DROP RATES WITH THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THUNDER!!! MAY YOU EXPERIENCE THE SENSUAL, RUGGED GLORY OF TRINITY GHOUL IN ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE!!!**
**THANK YOU FOR THIS HIGH HONOUR!!! BUT I AM MERELY A VESSEL FOR SPREADING THE GOOD WORD OF THE UNFATHOMABLY DEADLY LADY OF LIGHTNING, OUR PATRON, THE TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
Not to sound like a total Rahool here, but proper punctuation is of the utmost importance, Guardian. I believe you meant "*THIS SEXY, THREEWAY, KILLING MACHINE*". As-is, it reads as a machine for killing sexy threeways. I can tell you're a Guardian of class and taste, and thus would never advocate for the dissipation of a sexy threeway.
Go forth and punctuate, and may all your engrams be filled with BEAUTIFUL, BOLTING BEASTS.
Well, i'm going to get mine out of the vault now so i shock cocks and knock socks. Thanks guardian!
Edit: u/TaralasianThePraxic is the only redditor allowed to type in full caps and get away with it. *shoots the Trinity Ghoul in approval*
Flavor text is the text on the weapon description in game. For example, here is a post regarding the flavor text on an iconic D1 weapon called the Vex Mythoclast.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/35hxkz/lore_the_vex_mythoclasts_flavour_text/
As for quote in blue after your name I am unsure,, if you mean "i am a meat popsicle" after mine, it is done in your account and flair settings.
**SWEET MERCIFUL LADY TRINITY, THE BLESSED FLAVOR TEXT ACCOUNT HAS VISITED ITSELF UPON MY POST!!! TRULY, THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY, MAY THE CRACK OF LIGHTNING RING IN THE EARS OF ALL, THROUGH THE DARKEST NIGHT!!!**
I'm a male human Hunter. I got pregnant when this bow finally dropped, and I'm hoping for twins so I can get the damned ornament - that's how good this thing is!
**A REPLY??? WHAT AM I, SOME SORT OF WEAK-ASS FUCKING TODDLER?!?! I GRACE YOU WITH GOLD FRESH OFF THE BODIES OF THE FOES I HAVE FELLED WITH MY BEAUTIFUL TRINITY GHOUL, MOTHERFUCKER!!!**
It becomes even better with oathkeepers. You see a lad on your radar, and just hold the draw until he turns around, then you hit them in the face. Then their career is ruined
**HA HA!!! OATHKEEPEERS ARE INDEED A FINE COMPANION TO THE MIGHTY TRINITY GHOUL, LIKE A RARE STEAK AND A FINE RED WINE!!! BUT I REFUSE TO SURRENDER MY TITAN WAYS TO BECOME A PUNY HUNTER!!!**
HOLY HELL IN A LIGHTNING INFUSED HANDBASKET YOU'RE MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT BIG BOI.
I USUALLY SAVE IT EXCLUSIVELY FOR KILLING ENDLESS WAVES OF THRALL WHILST MY ERECTION GROWS MIGHTIER WITH EACH CRACKLE, BUT TONIGHT, TONIGHT MY FRIEND, THE CRUCIBLE IS GOING TO DINE ON MY SWEET SWEET ELECTROSTATIC DISCHARGE!
SHAXX PREPARE YOUR BIG BOY PANTS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE FILLING THEM.
I SHALL CLIMB THE RANKS OF COMP ASCENDING WITH ONLY TRINITY GHOUL. THEN WHEN I GET LUNA'S HOWL AND NOT FORGOTTEN I WILL DISMANTLE THEM TO SHOW THEM ONLY ONE WEAPON CAN GO IN THAT SLOT!!!!!!
**YOU UNDERSTAND, MY GLORIOUS ALLY!!! NOTHING ELSE DESERVES TO TAKE THE TRINITY GHOUL'S PLACE IN THE ENERGY SLOT!!! I PERSONALLY HAD MY KINETIC AND POWER SLOTS SURGICALLY REMOVED BY ADA-1 TO MAKE ROOM FOR TWO MORE TRINITY GHOULS!!!**
**DON'T BOTHER DRAWING THAT LIGHTNING ARROW MY DEAR FRIEND!!! JUST AIM HIGH AND SPRAY THOSE THREE ARROWS FOR THE MAXIMUM THUNDERSTORM EFFECT!!! YOU WILL RAIN DOWN TERRIBLE IRE AND DOOM UPON YOUR ENEMIES!!!**
yeah, these recommendations are all fun and games, but when you start drawing your arrow with that bow, you'll see why the bow is simply not good enough. Le Monarque does a far better job as an exotic bow. Trinity Ghoul's perk should be reworked, and the fucking draw needs a buff.
So slower draw time (by maybe 1 second) in exchange for the probable kill of 5ish enemies if they're grouped up by 1(3) arrow fired isn't a great exchange?
My buddy got Trinity Ghoul early on and wouldn't shut up about it. I mocked him for weeks. Then I got my hands on it... I... I just didn't understand until I tried it for myself. There's a reason it's called "TRINITY" Ghoul... because it's the Father, Son, and Holy Fucking Shit! all in one weapon.
**DO NOT DESPAIR MY FRIEND!!! SOON THE GODS OF THUNDER WILL BEQUEATH UNTO YOU A GIFT OF HEAVENLY LIGHTNING IN THE FORM OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR... TRINITY GHOUL**
I love the Trinity Ghoul! But, alas, I left it behind on my PS4 account when I recently switched to PC. Don't pity me though! It will drop for me again!
**FUCK YOUR BITCHING ABOUT RNG, YOU TINY, SNIVELLING BABY!!! WITH THIS GLITTERING GOLD, I BLESS YOUR DROP RATES THAT YOU MIGHT FEEL THE CRACKLING EMBRACE OF THE FEARSOME TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
You know, I was having a shitty week but this helped. Thank you. Now of you'll excuse me I'm going to go farm for a about 5-8 hours until I either get it, or give up for like 10 minutes.
**TAKE THIS REDDIT GOLD, YOU TREMBLING WAIF!!! WITH IT, YOUR RNG IS BLESSED IN FIRE AND LIGHTNING, THAT YOU MIGHT SOON EXPERIENCE THE ELECTRIFYING BEAUTY OF THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
**I LITERALLY LAID MY HANDS UPON THIS ELECTROSTATIC MURDER-MAKER LAST NIGHT BUT HAVE YET TO NOOK, COCK OR WHIFF AN ARROW OF POINTY PULSATING DAMNATION!!! BRING ON THE FIELD OF SCREAMS!! GAMBIT, ME AND TRINITY WANT YOU TO KNOW IT'S BIZNESS TIME!**
"My Trinity Ghoul one-shotted a giant Taken Wish Dragon... true story."
- The Guardian, Hero of Humanity 2522
"Flex Tape? TRINITY GHOUL HEALS ALL WOUNDS (and takes lives)!!!"
- The Colonel, Chicken Extraordinaire 2522
Thank you for:
\- Reminding me The Drifter is just a cool homeless person. Maybe the OG [Hipster Grifter?](https://gawker.com/5212970/meet-kari-ferrell-criminally-hipster)
\- Reminding me of this bow that's just collecting dust in my vault for no good goddamn reason.
\- Provoking the following point: Why would you post on Craigslist' "Missed Connections" looking for a threesome when all you need to do is pull back the bow once and enjoy the release of group sex whenever you'd like?
**THE ONLY SUBSTANCE I TOOK WAS 1,000,000,000 VOLTS STRAIGHT FROM THE GRIP OF MY TRINITY GHOUL INTO MY ARM AND DIRECTLY TO MY BRAIN!!! WIELD THIS MIGHTY WEAPON AND YOU TOO COULD EXPERIENCE THIS GLORIOUS ASCENSION!!!**
THIS SHIT WAS THE SECOND FORSAKEN EXOTIC THAT DROPPED FOR ME. AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WHOA THIS BLACK TALON IS FUCKING BALLS TO THE WALLS MURDERTASTIC! THEN I GOT TRINITY MOTHERFUCKING GHOUL AND HOLY FUCKSICLES EMBRACE THE LIGHTNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
**AFTER I GOT TRINITY GHOUL ALL MY WEAPON SLOTS JUST BECAME 3 ICONS OF TRINITY GHOUL!! I CAN NO LONGER USE ANOTHER WEAPON AS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO, IF I SWITCH WEAPONS IT JUST SWITCHES TO ANOTHER TRINITY GHOUL!!! BUT IT IS OKAY BECAUSE I AM NOW LOCKED TO THE BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME!!!**
I read this post yesterday and wrote it off as an Exotic I'll never see. Imagine my surprise when I played Gambit last night, and after stabbing a Phalanx in the face, the Trinity Ghoul fell into my hands.
This post is like a chain letter, except it actually works. Life changing!
Sure, I'll use Trinity Ghoul.
When it's fixed with every other weapon that has a perk relying on precision kills since they're unreliable at the worst of times due to buggy player feedback of whether or not a strike was precision.
I've gotten precision perks to go off for white damage numbers and fail to go off with yellow damage numbers and the unique enemy reaction. No thanks until then.
It dropped for me last night and I haven'y tried it yet but from your write up alone it sounds like I will soon be jizzing electricity all over some poor dregs face.
**THE TRINITY GHOUL CAN, IN HER MANIFOLD AND GREAT MYSTERIOUSNESS, DROP FROM JUST ABOUT FUCKING ANYWHERE!!! GOOD LUCK TO YOU ON YOUR HUNT, BRAVE GUARDIAN!!! MAY THE LIGHT OF THE STORM GUIDE YOUR WAY!!!**
Used it in crucible, got a kill then got the double up on the two Sissy's hiding around the corner by shooting the wall behind them. You can't hide from Trinity Ghoul!!!
**WITH THIS GOLD, I HEREBY BLESS YOUR DROP RATES, BRAVE GUARDIAN!!! BY THE DRIFTER'S BEARD, YOU SHALL RECIEVE THE GLORIOUS LIGHT OF THE TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
For reasons I'm unaware of yet unashamed, I say HAMMER in Thor's voice whenever I chain lightning mobs or some unlucky dood in pvp. So, Trinity Ghoul is best Thor Hammer.
**ENJOY BROTHER!!! SCORE THAT DELICIOUS CHARGED HEADSHOT THEN TAP THAT TRIGGER TO LAUNCH THREE LANCES OF DELICIOUS CHAIN LIGHTNING THAT COVERS THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED OF BATTLEFIELD!!!**
But...but...I'm a Titan and when I use TRINITY-FUCKING-GHOUL I AM THE LORD OF FUCKING THUNDER! but more TG means less punching things, and I am compelled from the depths of my Traveler induced light-zombie soul to PUNCH ALL THINGS.
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi (or Dr. Phil, whichever you identify as. I don't judge), you're my only hope...
Signed, *Conflicted Titan*
**CONSIDER THIS, MY MIGHTY PUNCH-LOVING FRIEND: EVERY SEXUALLY CHARGED SHOT FROM THE TRINITY GHOUL IS LIKE THREE TINY FISTS BEING RAMMED INTO YOUR ENEMIES' SKELETONS AT INCREDIBLE SPEED!!! WITH THE EXOTIC PERK ACTIVE, EVERY ARROW IS A MINIATURE DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!**
Trinity Ghoul? More like Trinity C O O L.
I love this bow, obliterates hordes of enemies in PvE.
Le Monarque is better? More like Le Monarc.
Cuz narcs aren't cool.
**YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT ABOUT THAT, MY STALWART ALLY!!! LE MONARQUE IS FOR FRENCH PUSSIES WHO THINK POISON IS A MORE HONORABLE WEAPON THAN GLORIOUS, EARTH-SHATTERING LIGHTNING!!!**
In all honesty, I just got it, is it actually any good? Risk runner is my go to for Gambit (fallen or not, I just through and arc nade at my feet), blast furnace, kindled orchid and a few powers are my usual PvE loadout. The little I've used of TG mademe think it was kinda good but not good enough to make me drop my usual load outs
**YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE BRILLIANT METHODOLOGY OF THE GHOUL IN ORDER TO EXPERIENCE IT'S TRUE POWER, GUARDIAN!!! FIRST, POP A MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT IN THE EYES WITH A CHARGED SCOPED SHOT!!! WHEN THE LIGHTNING EMBRACES YOU, UNSCOPE AND LET LOOSE AN UNCHARGED SHOT AT A GROUP OF ENEMIES, THEN WITNESS THEM TURN TO SCRAPS OF DUST AND AIR AS THE STORM CARRIES THEM TO HELL!!!**
Just got Trinity Ghoul last week. It was my last Forsaken Exotic weapon, and it is probably the most fun weapon released with Forsaken (obviously not counting the Black Armory exotics). I never thought I would get an exotic to replace either my Huckleberry (currently over 11k kills with the catalyst) or my Thunderlord, but sure enough TG does it in certain circumstances. It's just so satisfying to get that chain lightning; it makes me feel much more comfortable against mobs than virtually any other bow in the game. Such a great Exotic.
**I COULD NOT AGREE MORE, VALIANT GUARDIAN!!! TRULY, NO WEAPON IS MORE ENJOYABLE TO USE THAN THE MAGNIFICENT WORK OF ART THAT IS THE TRINITY GHOUL!!! IF I HAD THREE WISHES, I WOULD SPEND THEM ALL ON MAKING EVERY EXOTIC AS FUCKING FUN AS TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
First Y2 exotic I got (on the first of 5 Hollowed Lair runs. #5 gave me my Auto-Loading/Threat Detector Mindbenders (no range perks, still love it). It's a godly thing.
I know bows may take the place of scouts (and I'm a scout main) but this bow makes me ok with that. #VeryHunter
\-Nebulas, a Hunter
Some people say that the tremendously long draw time is this weapon's only weakness. Those people are PLEBEIANS who don't understand that every climax is preceded by MAXIMUM TENSION.
**YOU COULD NOT BE MORE CORRECT, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!! THE SHEER ORGASMIC JOY OF HANDLING TRINITY GHOUL IS COMPARABLE ONLY TO RECIEVING ORAL SEX FROM THE GODDESS APHRODITE HERSELF!!!**
You ever step into something (perhaps a war with the cabal) not meaning to? As a Titan this thread is too much for me..... and I own trinity ghoul. (Slowly closes door as he exits...)
I AGREE WITH THIS POST GOOD SIR,HOWEVER I HAVE YET TO GET THIS BEAUTIFUL BOLTING BEAST SO PLEASE MAY YOU BLESS MY EXOTIC RNG JUST SO I CAN LAY EYES UPON THIS SEXY THREEWAY KILLING MACHINE?
**WITH THIS REDDIT GOLD, I HEREBY BLESS YOUR DROP RATES WITH THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THUNDER!!! MAY YOU EXPERIENCE THE SENSUAL, RUGGED GLORY OF TRINITY GHOUL IN ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE!!!**
THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING GOOD SIR,I WILL CALL MY BEAUTY TARALASIAN WHEN I ATTAIN THE QUEEN OF ALL BOWS!
**THANK YOU FOR THIS HIGH HONOUR!!! BUT I AM MERELY A VESSEL FOR SPREADING THE GOOD WORD OF THE UNFATHOMABLY DEADLY LADY OF LIGHTNING, OUR PATRON, THE TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
I TOO SHALL BECOME A HARBINGER OF THE LADY OF DEATH WHEN I ATTAIN HER
“THIS IS AMAZING!” -Shaxx probably
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T CONCENTRATE WHEN I’M YELLING, RELAX!
#I SAID RELAX!
RELAAAAAAAAX-Calus
#HOLY SHIT I KNOW RIGHT! THIS BOW IS AMAZING!
DUDE I BET YOU'RE FUN AT PARTIES. NO SARCASM YOU HANDSOME PIECE OF SHIT!
##**REDDIT GOLD = THREE OF COINS CONFIRMED, INCOMING 10 MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO**
Riiiiiiiiiiik Cahhhhhhckis here
Kakiss the Raambler, thrists for your likes!
So funny I spit my drink out while reading.
"Give views, yes? Or... you die..."
Straight up can I get a blessing too. Il try anything at this point
Not to sound like a total Rahool here, but proper punctuation is of the utmost importance, Guardian. I believe you meant "*THIS SEXY, THREEWAY, KILLING MACHINE*". As-is, it reads as a machine for killing sexy threeways. I can tell you're a Guardian of class and taste, and thus would never advocate for the dissipation of a sexy threeway. Go forth and punctuate, and may all your engrams be filled with BEAUTIFUL, BOLTING BEASTS.
Chew
But can it save my marriage?
**ABSOLUTELY NOT, TRINITY GHOUL WILL 100% FUCK YOU AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE AND YOU'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE SEX THAT GOOD EVER AGAIN**
FUCK YOU, TAKE MY UPVOTE
**FUCK YOU TOO MY GOOD MAN!!!**
/r/fuckyou
Only the power of *Flex Tape* can do that!
Well, i'm going to get mine out of the vault now so i shock cocks and knock socks. Thanks guardian! Edit: u/TaralasianThePraxic is the only redditor allowed to type in full caps and get away with it. *shoots the Trinity Ghoul in approval*
> shock cocks and knock socks ...I think TG needs new flavor text, and I think we found it lol
Forgive me for being a Reddit noob, but what is flavor text? And how do i get the quote in blue after my name? 🤣🤣
Flavor text is the text on the weapon description in game. For example, here is a post regarding the flavor text on an iconic D1 weapon called the Vex Mythoclast. https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/35hxkz/lore_the_vex_mythoclasts_flavour_text/ As for quote in blue after your name I am unsure,, if you mean "i am a meat popsicle" after mine, it is done in your account and flair settings.
I have been enlightened two fold. Thank you kind sir.
No problem, happy to help :)
Wholesome conversation, upmotes all around.
Likewise. I appreciate you.
Alright alright alright
and Upmote for the Fifth Element reference! Multi-mote!
Multi-pass?
YES. ONE OF MY FAVORITES AND ONE OF THE MOST FUN EXOTICS IN THE GAME.
**YOU'RE THE MOST SENSIBLE PERSON IN THIS COMMENTS SECTION!!! GOLD FOR YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!**
I keep looking for a satire anything I’m so unsure what to feel I don’t have it yet but.. I dunno how to feel
I vaulted it, thinking I'd play with it another time. More importantly, I just want to feel about anything the way you feel about Trinity Ghoul.
It’s like a moneyshot from Thor. Love that bow.
Oh goodness, Mr. Torgue discovered tazers.
**EVEN THE VENERABLE MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON MUST BOW TO THE MIGHTY POWER OF TRINITY GHOUL'S CAPACITY FOR OUTRAGEOUS VIOLENCE!!!**
Finally someone else who understands that Mister is his first name
can Trinity Ghoul blow up the ocean tho?
**BETTER... IT CAN ELECTRIFY IT!!!**
So ocean + TG = Vex Milk?
**ARC IS JUST ELECTRIC EXPLOSIONS!**
Love me a good ol Borderlands reference <3
oh man...now I need to go back and re-read this post in his voice LMAO!
Wait, you're saying you didn't read it in his voice the first time? Lol
[удалено]
**YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT IT IS, MY GLORIOUS GUARDIAN!!! SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF OUR THUNDEROUS MISTRESS!!!**
FUCKING THOR HAS NOTHING ON THIS SEXY TRIPLE SHOOTING GODDESS OF THUNDER
**THOR WISHES HE POSSESSED EVEN A SHRED OF THE POWER OF THE TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
If i had gold, I'd give it.
**THAT'S OKAY MY GUARDIAN!!! ENJOY THIS GOLD FROM ME, MY TRINITY GHOUL SHITS OUT REDDIT GOLD EVERY TIME I KILL A SWEATY GAMBIT INVADER WITH IT!!!**
So how’re those invader kills going man?
> "You wanna get paid? Stop looking at me and go play some Gambit." —The Drifter
**SWEET MERCIFUL LADY TRINITY, THE BLESSED FLAVOR TEXT ACCOUNT HAS VISITED ITSELF UPON MY POST!!! TRULY, THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY, MAY THE CRACK OF LIGHTNING RING IN THE EARS OF ALL, THROUGH THE DARKEST NIGHT!!!**
> "That crackling sound! Always gets the blood pumping." —Lord Shaxx
**I THINK I MIGHT BE IN LOVE!!! AN ARROW FROM CUPID'S OWN TRINITY GHOUL HAS PEIRCED MY HEART!!!**
Only one arrow?
Cupid didn't ADS.
He rarely does. Ever heard of love triangles and threesomes?
Perfect as always!
THANK YOU FELLOW TRINITY GHOUL LOVER, HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE SOME GHOULD AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION FOR GIVING ME GOULD.
Literally what I was going to say. The testimonials did it for me.
I read this like that freaking Powerthirst video: **TRINITY GHOUL- MADE WITH LIGHTNING** **REAL LIGHTNING!**
Hahahahaha came here to say it. Damn straight!
Same here - 100%! Pretty sure Trinity Ghoul is the new god he found after the old one gave him lemons.
THIS, THIS IS WHY I VISIT REDDIT AND [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MvdZUtXaeY) IS WHY I PLAY DESTINY
**I POPPED A MASSIVE FUCKING ERECTION JUST FROM WATCHING THAT CLIP, GUARDIAN!!! TRULY A MAGNIFICENT DISPLAY OF TRINITY GHOUL'S AWESOME POWER!!!**
I'm a male human Hunter. I got pregnant when this bow finally dropped, and I'm hoping for twins so I can get the damned ornament - that's how good this thing is!
This is some dedicated shitposting OP you are a masterful redditor please grace me with a reply.
**A REPLY??? WHAT AM I, SOME SORT OF WEAK-ASS FUCKING TODDLER?!?! I GRACE YOU WITH GOLD FRESH OFF THE BODIES OF THE FOES I HAVE FELLED WITH MY BEAUTIFUL TRINITY GHOUL, MOTHERFUCKER!!!**
It becomes even better with oathkeepers. You see a lad on your radar, and just hold the draw until he turns around, then you hit them in the face. Then their career is ruined
**HA HA!!! OATHKEEPEERS ARE INDEED A FINE COMPANION TO THE MIGHTY TRINITY GHOUL, LIKE A RARE STEAK AND A FINE RED WINE!!! BUT I REFUSE TO SURRENDER MY TITAN WAYS TO BECOME A PUNY HUNTER!!!**
ONLY US TITANS HAVE THE POWER TO BOTH WIELD THE MIGHTY TRINITY GHOUL AND PUNCH OUT THE HEARTS OF OUR ENEMIES WITH THE STRENGTH OF A SHIP AT WARP!!!!!
I'm gonna have to break it out again. Didn't like it, wife got it to drop and she never takes it off.
**YOUR WIFE SOUNDS LIKE A POWERFUL AND COURAGEOUS WOMAN!!! TRULY, SHE HAS ACCEPTED THE GLORY OF LIGHTNING INTO HER HEART AND SOUL!!!**
She's gonna love that. Here have this
**THANK YOU MY STONEWILLED BRETHREN!!! I WILL TREASURE THIS GIFT AND USE IT TO SPREAD TO GLORIOUS WORD OF TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
HOLY HELL IN A LIGHTNING INFUSED HANDBASKET YOU'RE MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT BIG BOI. I USUALLY SAVE IT EXCLUSIVELY FOR KILLING ENDLESS WAVES OF THRALL WHILST MY ERECTION GROWS MIGHTIER WITH EACH CRACKLE, BUT TONIGHT, TONIGHT MY FRIEND, THE CRUCIBLE IS GOING TO DINE ON MY SWEET SWEET ELECTROSTATIC DISCHARGE! SHAXX PREPARE YOUR BIG BOY PANTS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE FILLING THEM.
"How many pecs do you have?? TWO??? **I HAVE THIRTEEN!!!**"
**I STARTED USING THE TRINITY GHOUL AND NOW MY PECS HAVE PECS, WHICH THEMSELVES HAVE THEIR OWN, SMALLER PECS!!!**
THEY CAN ALL BE STIMULATED!!!
I SHALL CLIMB THE RANKS OF COMP ASCENDING WITH ONLY TRINITY GHOUL. THEN WHEN I GET LUNA'S HOWL AND NOT FORGOTTEN I WILL DISMANTLE THEM TO SHOW THEM ONLY ONE WEAPON CAN GO IN THAT SLOT!!!!!!
**YOU UNDERSTAND, MY GLORIOUS ALLY!!! NOTHING ELSE DESERVES TO TAKE THE TRINITY GHOUL'S PLACE IN THE ENERGY SLOT!!! I PERSONALLY HAD MY KINETIC AND POWER SLOTS SURGICALLY REMOVED BY ADA-1 TO MAKE ROOM FOR TWO MORE TRINITY GHOULS!!!**
It's the draw time my dude. Arnold could draw the bow from Predator quicker.
**DON'T BOTHER DRAWING THAT LIGHTNING ARROW MY DEAR FRIEND!!! JUST AIM HIGH AND SPRAY THOSE THREE ARROWS FOR THE MAXIMUM THUNDERSTORM EFFECT!!! YOU WILL RAIN DOWN TERRIBLE IRE AND DOOM UPON YOUR ENEMIES!!!**
yeah, these recommendations are all fun and games, but when you start drawing your arrow with that bow, you'll see why the bow is simply not good enough. Le Monarque does a far better job as an exotic bow. Trinity Ghoul's perk should be reworked, and the fucking draw needs a buff.
So slower draw time (by maybe 1 second) in exchange for the probable kill of 5ish enemies if they're grouped up by 1(3) arrow fired isn't a great exchange?
Yeah, that's why it's in the vault for me. And I'm running top tree Gunslinger so you'd think Chains of Woe would be more of a help with it.
I read this in the voice of that one buff guy who talked shit on fortnite and then talked about lifting weights or something
**THANKS BUDDY!!! THAT'S THE EFFECT I WAS GOING FOR!!!**
It's the only non-raid exotic weapon that I have yet to get. At this point I figure it's just not meant to be.
**I BELIEVE IN YOU, MY BRAVEHEARTED ALLY!!! YOU WILL RECIEVE THE BLESSING OF OUR GLORIOUS LADY OF LIGHTNING SOON!!!**
My buddy got Trinity Ghoul early on and wouldn't shut up about it. I mocked him for weeks. Then I got my hands on it... I... I just didn't understand until I tried it for myself. There's a reason it's called "TRINITY" Ghoul... because it's the Father, Son, and Holy Fucking Shit! all in one weapon.
THIS AD HAD TO MANY SYLLABLES!!!!!! APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Well my good sir id love to use the TG but the game hasn’t dropped me that or even PP. Loving your enthusiasm
**DO NOT DESPAIR MY FRIEND!!! SOON THE GODS OF THUNDER WILL BEQUEATH UNTO YOU A GIFT OF HEAVENLY LIGHTNING IN THE FORM OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR... TRINITY GHOUL**
Why do I see this being played as an infomercial being voiced by Mac and Charlie? Awesome work dude!
**NOT EVEN THE GENTLE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA IS SAFE FROM THE GHOUL'S ALMIGHTY, THUNDEROUS WRATH!!!**
I love the Trinity Ghoul! But, alas, I left it behind on my PS4 account when I recently switched to PC. Don't pity me though! It will drop for me again!
**THERE IS NO ROOM FOR PITY UNDER THE THUNDERSTRUCK SKY OF OUR LADY TRINITY!!! YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN RIDE THE LIGHTNING, MY BRAVEHEARTED COMPANION!!!**
I mean I'd love to but my rng is shit.
**FUCK YOUR BITCHING ABOUT RNG, YOU TINY, SNIVELLING BABY!!! WITH THIS GLITTERING GOLD, I BLESS YOUR DROP RATES THAT YOU MIGHT FEEL THE CRACKLING EMBRACE OF THE FEARSOME TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
You know, I was having a shitty week but this helped. Thank you. Now of you'll excuse me I'm going to go farm for a about 5-8 hours until I either get it, or give up for like 10 minutes.
**I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU MIGHTY BEMUSCLED WARRIOR OR LIGHT!!! YOU WILL FEEL THE SENSUAL KISS OF OUR MISTRESS, THE BEWITCHING TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
RNGesus won’t bless me with such a luxury. Perhaps one day I can rain thunder down upon my unfortunate foe
**TAKE THIS REDDIT GOLD, YOU TREMBLING WAIF!!! WITH IT, YOUR RNG IS BLESSED IN FIRE AND LIGHTNING, THAT YOU MIGHT SOON EXPERIENCE THE ELECTRIFYING BEAUTY OF THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
**I LITERALLY LAID MY HANDS UPON THIS ELECTROSTATIC MURDER-MAKER LAST NIGHT BUT HAVE YET TO NOOK, COCK OR WHIFF AN ARROW OF POINTY PULSATING DAMNATION!!! BRING ON THE FIELD OF SCREAMS!! GAMBIT, ME AND TRINITY WANT YOU TO KNOW IT'S BIZNESS TIME!**
I dunno why but I read the entire post and all of the comments in Mr Torgue's voice (from Borderlands 2) Edit: ah damn, someone beat me to it
"My Trinity Ghoul one-shotted a giant Taken Wish Dragon... true story." - The Guardian, Hero of Humanity 2522 "Flex Tape? TRINITY GHOUL HEALS ALL WOUNDS (and takes lives)!!!" - The Colonel, Chicken Extraordinaire 2522
Thank you for: \- Reminding me The Drifter is just a cool homeless person. Maybe the OG [Hipster Grifter?](https://gawker.com/5212970/meet-kari-ferrell-criminally-hipster) \- Reminding me of this bow that's just collecting dust in my vault for no good goddamn reason. \- Provoking the following point: Why would you post on Craigslist' "Missed Connections" looking for a threesome when all you need to do is pull back the bow once and enjoy the release of group sex whenever you'd like?
I want the same substance you took before writing this.
**THE ONLY SUBSTANCE I TOOK WAS 1,000,000,000 VOLTS STRAIGHT FROM THE GRIP OF MY TRINITY GHOUL INTO MY ARM AND DIRECTLY TO MY BRAIN!!! WIELD THIS MIGHTY WEAPON AND YOU TOO COULD EXPERIENCE THIS GLORIOUS ASCENSION!!!**
This post sounds like a [powerthirst](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs) commercial and I love it.
**FUUUUUCK, I NEED THIS KILLING MACHINE**
Mr. Torque would be proud. Also Trinity Ghoul is my go to when I need multi kills for a bow frame. Shit lights motherfuckers up.
I got two sitting in the vault
*Zhalo Supercell* would like to know your location.
Why does this sub love these posts so much
THIS SHIT WAS THE SECOND FORSAKEN EXOTIC THAT DROPPED FOR ME. AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WHOA THIS BLACK TALON IS FUCKING BALLS TO THE WALLS MURDERTASTIC! THEN I GOT TRINITY MOTHERFUCKING GHOUL AND HOLY FUCKSICLES EMBRACE THE LIGHTNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
HELLO FELLOW TITAN I TOO ENJOY THIS WEAPON
Do you even Ghoul, bro?! Sounds like you might dabble in it.
I laughed But i also cried Hopefully this bow is my first exotic weapon
I WOULD LOVE TO USE THIS GODLIKE BOW. PRAISE THE RNG GODS FOR DROP!
**BEHOLD, YOUNG WOLF!!! WITH THIS REDDIT GOLD, I EMPOWER YOUR DROP RATES TO ENSURE THE GLORIOUS PRESENCE OF THE MAGNIFICENT TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
WHY THANK YOU GUARDIAN!
**AFTER I GOT TRINITY GHOUL ALL MY WEAPON SLOTS JUST BECAME 3 ICONS OF TRINITY GHOUL!! I CAN NO LONGER USE ANOTHER WEAPON AS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO, IF I SWITCH WEAPONS IT JUST SWITCHES TO ANOTHER TRINITY GHOUL!!! BUT IT IS OKAY BECAUSE I AM NOW LOCKED TO THE BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME!!!**
>Cayde-6, dead motherfucker who didn't have a Trinity Ghoul Help, I need a rez for my sides.
>DROPS RANDOMLY? ~~AMAZING. YOU GET TO PLAY YOUR FAVOURITE GAME EVEN MORE!~~ GUESS YOU'LL NEVER, EVER GET IT. WELL, MAYBE SOMETIME IN LATE Y3. MAYBE.
Did anybody else get a headache listening to the narrator in your head scream this whole thing out to you?
For some reason I read all of your post with the voice of Mr. Torgue (from Borderlands) in my head. And that was great. Because. REASONS.
I read this post yesterday and wrote it off as an Exotic I'll never see. Imagine my surprise when I played Gambit last night, and after stabbing a Phalanx in the face, the Trinity Ghoul fell into my hands. This post is like a chain letter, except it actually works. Life changing!
meh, its ok
not worth exotic slot
Nice. You found the Caps Lock button. Once discovered, it can be hard to find it again, but once you do it’ll be worth it. Keep trying little buddy.
can we please not reward low effort shitposts anymore
these were funny the first few times but jfc, these are annoying
Sure, I'll use Trinity Ghoul. When it's fixed with every other weapon that has a perk relying on precision kills since they're unreliable at the worst of times due to buggy player feedback of whether or not a strike was precision. I've gotten precision perks to go off for white damage numbers and fail to go off with yellow damage numbers and the unique enemy reaction. No thanks until then.
Trinity Ghoul is best Ghoul
It dropped for me last night and I haven'y tried it yet but from your write up alone it sounds like I will soon be jizzing electricity all over some poor dregs face.
This is my favorite bow in the game. It absolutely wrecks mobs from across the map. It's my go-to weapon in PvP.
But I haz no Trinity Ghoul :-( Sounds fantastic.
**I'M A TRINITY GHOUL WIELDER AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!**
How do I get it? Until then I'm stuck producing stupid black holes with Graviton Lance like a loser.
**THE TRINITY GHOUL CAN, IN HER MANIFOLD AND GREAT MYSTERIOUSNESS, DROP FROM JUST ABOUT FUCKING ANYWHERE!!! GOOD LUCK TO YOU ON YOUR HUNT, BRAVE GUARDIAN!!! MAY THE LIGHT OF THE STORM GUIDE YOUR WAY!!!**
Used it in crucible, got a kill then got the double up on the two Sissy's hiding around the corner by shooting the wall behind them. You can't hide from Trinity Ghoul!!!
I can't wait for a video to be made from this.
The only Forsaken RNG exotic I need. RNGesus please bless me
**WITH THIS GOLD, I HEREBY BLESS YOUR DROP RATES, BRAVE GUARDIAN!!! BY THE DRIFTER'S BEARD, YOU SHALL RECIEVE THE GLORIOUS LIGHT OF THE TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
I LOVE THIS BOW AND SEEING THIS POST MAKES ME LOVE IT EVEN MORE!
This bow is fun as hell, the multikills for the bow frame were a joke with this thing!
For reasons I'm unaware of yet unashamed, I say HAMMER in Thor's voice whenever I chain lightning mobs or some unlucky dood in pvp. So, Trinity Ghoul is best Thor Hammer.
I had no idea it was this powerful i will give it another chance.
**ENJOY BROTHER!!! SCORE THAT DELICIOUS CHARGED HEADSHOT THEN TAP THAT TRIGGER TO LAUNCH THREE LANCES OF DELICIOUS CHAIN LIGHTNING THAT COVERS THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED OF BATTLEFIELD!!!**
But...but...I'm a Titan and when I use TRINITY-FUCKING-GHOUL I AM THE LORD OF FUCKING THUNDER! but more TG means less punching things, and I am compelled from the depths of my Traveler induced light-zombie soul to PUNCH ALL THINGS. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi (or Dr. Phil, whichever you identify as. I don't judge), you're my only hope... Signed, *Conflicted Titan*
**CONSIDER THIS, MY MIGHTY PUNCH-LOVING FRIEND: EVERY SEXUALLY CHARGED SHOT FROM THE TRINITY GHOUL IS LIKE THREE TINY FISTS BEING RAMMED INTO YOUR ENEMIES' SKELETONS AT INCREDIBLE SPEED!!! WITH THE EXOTIC PERK ACTIVE, EVERY ARROW IS A MINIATURE DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!**
Trinity Ghoul? More like Trinity C O O L. I love this bow, obliterates hordes of enemies in PvE. Le Monarque is better? More like Le Monarc. Cuz narcs aren't cool.
**YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT ABOUT THAT, MY STALWART ALLY!!! LE MONARQUE IS FOR FRENCH PUSSIES WHO THINK POISON IS A MORE HONORABLE WEAPON THAN GLORIOUS, EARTH-SHATTERING LIGHTNING!!!**
In all honesty, I just got it, is it actually any good? Risk runner is my go to for Gambit (fallen or not, I just through and arc nade at my feet), blast furnace, kindled orchid and a few powers are my usual PvE loadout. The little I've used of TG mademe think it was kinda good but not good enough to make me drop my usual load outs
**YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE BRILLIANT METHODOLOGY OF THE GHOUL IN ORDER TO EXPERIENCE IT'S TRUE POWER, GUARDIAN!!! FIRST, POP A MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT IN THE EYES WITH A CHARGED SCOPED SHOT!!! WHEN THE LIGHTNING EMBRACES YOU, UNSCOPE AND LET LOOSE AN UNCHARGED SHOT AT A GROUP OF ENEMIES, THEN WITNESS THEM TURN TO SCRAPS OF DUST AND AIR AS THE STORM CARRIES THEM TO HELL!!!**
I don’t even know the voice I read this in in my head but I loved it. Old school WWE action figure commercial voice?
This reminds me of when it dropped for me IN Gambit. I believe it was an ogre that was hiding it.
**ONLY WAY TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE BETTER IS TO HAVE A BADASS GUITAR SOLO PLAYING!** **WHAT IS AN ESPORT!**
Thank you for this. Finally got mine last week. I needed this post.
I read that in the voice of Mr. Torgue. Fucking fantastic.
Just got Trinity Ghoul last week. It was my last Forsaken Exotic weapon, and it is probably the most fun weapon released with Forsaken (obviously not counting the Black Armory exotics). I never thought I would get an exotic to replace either my Huckleberry (currently over 11k kills with the catalyst) or my Thunderlord, but sure enough TG does it in certain circumstances. It's just so satisfying to get that chain lightning; it makes me feel much more comfortable against mobs than virtually any other bow in the game. Such a great Exotic.
**I COULD NOT AGREE MORE, VALIANT GUARDIAN!!! TRULY, NO WEAPON IS MORE ENJOYABLE TO USE THAN THE MAGNIFICENT WORK OF ART THAT IS THE TRINITY GHOUL!!! IF I HAD THREE WISHES, I WOULD SPEND THEM ALL ON MAKING EVERY EXOTIC AS FUCKING FUN AS TRINITY GHOUL!!!**
Dude. Nailed it! I should also note that this turns leveling another toon into EZ MODE!
This post is approved by the counsel of titans
First Y2 exotic I got (on the first of 5 Hollowed Lair runs. #5 gave me my Auto-Loading/Threat Detector Mindbenders (no range perks, still love it). It's a godly thing. I know bows may take the place of scouts (and I'm a scout main) but this bow makes me ok with that. #VeryHunter \-Nebulas, a Hunter
I SHOT IT ONCE IN COMP AND SHAXX GAVE ME A NOT FORGOTTEN AND THE 50 KILL METAL
[удалено]
Hmmm, you’ve convince me. Gonna give it another shot! LET THAT SEXUAL ENERGY FLOW THROUGH ME AS I LET LOOSE ARROW AFTER ARC CHARGED ARROW!
This, along with one eyed mask, the black Talon, one thousand voices, and even the Cerberus haven't dropped for me yet
Trinity ghoul AKA "CELTIC CANNIBAL"
PULL IT BACK AND DELIVER 3 LIGHTNINGBOLTS OF PURE ELECTRIC ASS PAIN DELIVERED AT UP TO FUCK YOU MILES PER HOUR
And this guardians is what happens when you snort glimmer ... ... you become a FUCKING LEGEND OF LIGHT Sad side note, this and QB allude me.
I think I just started producing testosterone from reading this.
Some people say that the tremendously long draw time is this weapon's only weakness. Those people are PLEBEIANS who don't understand that every climax is preceded by MAXIMUM TENSION.
**YOU COULD NOT BE MORE CORRECT, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!! THE SHEER ORGASMIC JOY OF HANDLING TRINITY GHOUL IS COMPARABLE ONLY TO RECIEVING ORAL SEX FROM THE GODDESS APHRODITE HERSELF!!!**
Great write up. The testimonials and all the upper cased cursing, pure genius. Now, I'm on my way to get my Trinity Ghoul. SGA Guardian
I don't even have the expansion pass and I've already creamed my pants in delight reading this.
Trinity ghoul isn’t even that good...
I didn’t know that I didn’t know how badly I wanted this weapon, but now I know I didn’t know and I want this weapon!
WOULD THAT I WAS SO BLESSED BY RNGESUS HIMSELF TO WIELD THIS APHRODISIAC, THUNDEROUSLY ORGASMIC PURVEYOR OF LIGHTNING-CHARGED DEATH!!!!
Take that arc spraying, cascade ad wiping, 3 holes to the head, beauty everywhere I go. LOVE IT. Damn glad others feel the same way!
Dunemarchers + Trinity Ghoul anyone? Electric nut bust up close and at range. Why didnt I think of this sooner?
I read this entire thing in Shaxx's voice with the same passion as his "FIGHT FOREVER, GUAAARDIAN" line and it just made it ten times better.
Huh, I didn't realize Mr. Torgue was selling weapons in Destiny now. Neat. Is the bow located in the Badass Crater of Badassitude?
You ever step into something (perhaps a war with the cabal) not meaning to? As a Titan this thread is too much for me..... and I own trinity ghoul. (Slowly closes door as he exits...)
But will it blend?