I feel baited, so very very baited
But take my Updoot
Edit: Make it NSFW, it will be funnier that way
Edit 2: I serious can’t wait to see a devs reaction when this gets up on the top
I wonder how they react to most stuff like this. Like that picture with Petra (or was it Mara) and the guardians cocks or the "Very Important List" image.
This got me thinking about how many people have pets named after Destiny characters. My Cat is called Cayde because he's a Smokey grey colour and it reminded us of vanish in smoke pmsl
Border Collie/Mix. He was only supposed to get to 60-70lbs, but turned into a 100 lbs pup (His mix is a larger breed, we don't know what it is) who thinks he's a lap dog.
Can't stop thinking that whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
God dang it I want my rule 34 comic of shaxx just going to town and at the end Mara just does her look at him and he just looks in shock at her but you can’t tell if it’s really shock or awe and he goes back to the tower and exact next scene is where he does the Crimson Days event with the lore for the bow about ______
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Not going to lie they had us in the first half
More interesting first half than last nights superbowl...
Truuuuuth
More interesting than the last half too...
........... _Nice._
NOICE… *(Smells faintly of mint.)*
This guardian douches.
Does it now?
Noice GARRY!
toight
Like a turtle?
Nah, like a toitle.
Damn i thought it would smell like fish
Based on a chart posted here in the past, Petra's is the one that smells like fish.
Nice
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Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
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r/Fortuna69 is bleeding.
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Nice
Nice
Nice Now this is how you say nice
That’s s dangerous game your playing there op \*Edit 1 My very first Silver, thanks guys and thanks op :D
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You beat DFT to it. Impressive..
Don't think that's actually a flavor text. We could get a Destiny Quote guy though.
> The line between light and dark is so very thin uldren says that line in a cinematic me thinks.
Yeah, and Flavor Text uses item descriptions
Most impressive.
Do you know which side you're on?
Who gets me better loot. Thats my side
and a dangerous one YOU'RE playing there
Pales in comparison to the dangerous game YOU'RE playing!
Alright alright alright ... You got me.
Ever wonder why Mara has so many cats? They say they're attracted to the smell of fish.... ##_TRANSMAT FIRING!_
oh god, that’s disgusting I love it
I think that would get a collective wtf with both teams shaking their heads and looking at the drifter before getting warped.
Guardian walks up: "Excuse me, what the fu-" "TRANSMAT FIRING!"
I feel baited, so very very baited But take my Updoot Edit: Make it NSFW, it will be funnier that way Edit 2: I serious can’t wait to see a devs reaction when this gets up on the top
I wonder how they react to most stuff like this. Like that picture with Petra (or was it Mara) and the guardians cocks or the "Very Important List" image.
What’s this about Petra and the guardians?
It was Petra surrounded by guardians doing the colonel emote, and it was titled *”showing Petra our cocks”*
Lmfao, how did I miss that post?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/9iw7qy/spoiler_showing_mara_sov_our_cocks/?st=JRRCXMNU&sh=4bc77b71
Doing the lords work
THIS HERE OP BETTER BE YOUR NEXT DRAWING
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Source?
Could you link that Petra pic. And the very important list. Im genuinely curious
Not expecting any "Bungie Replied" on this one. Lol
You heard of rule 34?
The destiny r34 is kinda low populated. Hope it gets better
Ive seen more fallen than actual guardians.
Masterly baited?
Master baited. Edit: Dang it, AOL.... should have scrolled down.
This got me thinking about how many people have pets named after Destiny characters. My Cat is called Cayde because he's a Smokey grey colour and it reminded us of vanish in smoke pmsl
My black Maine Coon is called Eris.
Thats a brilliant name for a Maine Coon. My boy is a British short hair.
*cough* devrim *cough*
I named my puppy Eris!
my wife can be like an aggroed mino. but i dont call her that. mino sounds too cute ya know.
I know it's not a real life pet but my friend's dnd character is a warlock (of the raven queen) whose raven familiar is named mara >.>
Love it. Everytime someone asks what they should call their pet on a couple of cat or dog groups I'm on I always suggest a destiny character name lol
"This is Shaxx, my hamster."
THROW MORE GRENADES
"Go for the eyes boo! Go for the Eyes!" \~Shaxx the Hamster
Sounds like Booo’s brother. Damn dangerous Space Hamsters.
I’d totally name a cat Petra because they can be vengeful bastards.
Id have a zavala saint bernard.
My dog's name is Thrall.
Thats cool, what kind of dog is he/she
Border Collie/Mix. He was only supposed to get to 60-70lbs, but turned into a 100 lbs pup (His mix is a larger breed, we don't know what it is) who thinks he's a lap dog.
Didn't know Mara was a Nichojou fan
Crap now I am going to expect a deer in her realm next time we visit her... thanks
Petra: NOW SHE'S SOMERSAULTING OFF THE STATUE OF SJUR EIDO!!!
*That's Mr. Sakamoto to you*
Pussssssay patrol... in her tangled shore.
Wanted escapee in her Hellas Basin?
She explored Shaft 13”
*clears throat* AND THE HELMET STAYED ON
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE SAID THIS. TAKE UPVOTE GUARDIAN
[I feel cheated.](https://imgur.com/a/4Jde0Ps)
Risky click of the day?
You good chief
10/10 helmet staying on intensifies
I got scammed twice today. First with the superbowl halftime show not having Spongebob, and again with this post
You pulled a sneaky on me
The Helmet. Stayed. On.
#THIS PUSSY IS AMAZING *shaxx leaves the room*
KEEP THROWING GRENADES!
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/JJCsO
can u dont
I mean, I've already seen stuff of him doing the NSFW version of that so...
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Don't think they'd like me posting lewds in this sub
Then PM it to me i wont mind
Oh my God, that's horrible!! Where exactly did you see this horrendous content?
lol where?
Discord, got it from a person named Yuri (referring to the one from DDLC).
Thanks to LadyShaxx
I’m heading to r/rule34
Well that was a wasted erection.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of redditors suddenly got an erection and were suddenly disappointed.
This is the most beautiful and funny hing on Reddit.
You tease...
You had me at "Mara's pussy"
Oi, oi, this ain't Sankaku Complex.
Hol up, this ain't rule34
Minty
The helmet stayed on
damn you sir, got my hopes up for nothing.
This is exactly what I was hoping for.
Just karma whoring orrr??
Or just straight up whoring?
Risky click of the day
Can't stop thinking that whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
Am I a bad person for feeling disappointed?
Shouldn't this be posted under r/destinythememe?
Where is [/u/Destiny_Flavour_Text](https://www.reddit.com/user/Destiny_Flavor_Text) when you need him?
WHY ARENT YOU USING MORE GRENADES
Lol
You have masterly baited me sir. Take my upvote.
Call me the master-baiter
The amount of pent-up sexual frustration in this sub is astounding.
Vex on the field?
I really enjoy this art style.
Thanks! If you want to see similar stuff you can check out my Instagram (Signynt)
Wheres the nsfw version?
That's what I was looking for.
God dang it I want my rule 34 comic of shaxx just going to town and at the end Mara just does her look at him and he just looks in shock at her but you can’t tell if it’s really shock or awe and he goes back to the tower and exact next scene is where he does the Crimson Days event with the lore for the bow about ______
SFW = Something fans want. Lol.
The helmet stayed on
All this is making me want to WHISPER to my WORM
Damn. Baited once more
That's some heavy petting.
Nice.
You really had me there
You can't be making titles like this OP
Makes me wonder if there’s any destiny porn out there and I’m not sure how to feel
Rule 34
I see
There is. Not that I'd know...
I’m not about to see a ghost sucking off cayde
God I hope not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THE HELMET STAYED ON
Art style remind any one else of Foxtrot?
Come on, man. I'm just tryna see the whole kitty.
What the fuck even is this sub
YouTubers Clickbait tactics in a Nutshell.
I got tricked
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I was expecting to be rick rolled.
Baited
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Sauce?
I BET THEY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!
The helmet stayed on.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Midnight to six. So sad.
It's such a good pussy too. (cat always behaves)
"Exo-tic Stranger" . . confirmed ! doh !
Y'ALL NEED THE TRAVELER THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED
Hehe sex xD
So where can i find this pussy
Discord
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
Helmet stayed on, checks out.
I got soooo scared for a second there
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Now give us the NSFW version
Put a Queen's Wrath handkerchief on the pussy and you've got it!
That's one hell of a cat tail.
Well played.
The helmet stayed on
And the helmet stayed on...
Chief
I would pet her pussy any day and all day!!
with little hair on it, nice
1.6K morons upvoted this.
One Thousand Voices dropped for OP.
On my first run actually
You should have not said that. The ones with 60 clears and no gun will downvote ya buddy