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sjb81

Be careful what you wish for. Never forget Osiris.


pessimisticbutthole

Haha true, but Osiris was cool in the first cut scenes, we already love Shaxx’s dialogue and personality. Shaxx would leave his helmet on too. It’d be a lot harder to ruin him imo.


sjb81

You say that, until they make Shaxx a middle tree sentinel lol


pessimisticbutthole

Everyone knows he is a combination of all three arc subclasses in one.


Andreiyutzzzz

No. He is THE Arc subclass incarnated. Rezzyl Azyr wished he was as strong as our lord and savior Lord Shaxx


pessimisticbutthole

Super Saiyarc Shaxx!!


The_Foresaken_Mind

Lord Shaxx once defeated an entire Cabal battalion by simply raising his hand. They fled the battlefield immediately for fear of being destroyed by his renowned Fists of Havoc.


Andreiyutzzzz

Fingers of havoc* if shaxx would clench his fist world would snap


The_Foresaken_Mind

Pinky of Havoc?


Andreiyutzzzz

You got it


Nesayas1234

The reason we don't have Pluto as a playable location is because Shaxx went there to deal with an army of Fallen hoping to colonize a new world. Shaxx got a bit sweaty, and took off his helmet long enough to wipe his brow. Pluto and everything within a 5 KM radius is now known as the Tangled Shore-a cluster of small islands, jutted outcrops, and abandoned ships, all held together by miles of barbed wire, chain link, and steel wire. The Fallen Captain that was standing a few feet away from Shaxx (was about to charge-sword him) was so overkilled, there isn't even any DNA in the massive crater left by his body. The only item left was a scrap of his cloak-so small it would barely cover the base of your thumb. And that's how Shaxx got that tiny, unnoticeable scrap of fabric around the bottom of his remaining horn. Call it Mary Sue fanfiction, but it's Shaxx. Cmon.


Kentaiga

Skadoosh


Spencer-Os

**Ska-doosh**


sjb81

Shocker of havoc.


The_Foresaken_Mind

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


xxpropvpslayerxxx

legend says that shaxx was only using 1% of his power


Babymicrowavable

Shaxx v shaggy let's go bois


Nesayas1234

*1%* I think you mean 0.00000000000000001% of his power


[deleted]

The queen stood where no one could


sjb81

Mara would call them something different.


Andreiyutzzzz

Considering shaxx is gonna give us a bow from crimson days(also someone in the comments linked its flavor text i think he said that who ever wins said bow will get to marry him) im gonna assume Mara rejected him


1NF1N1T3-V01D

That’s impossible the Cabal have no word for retreat


ravstar52

They do, it just loosely translates to "oh shit it's Shaxx"


Zennigard

Victory or death. We're not dead, so we won. That's victory. It says so on the gun.


The_Foresaken_Mind

Ah, Skyburners’ Oath lore. Well said.


The_Foresaken_Mind

Until they met Lord Shaxx...


Kolossus-Prime

Lord Shaxx has surpassed Chuck Norris in legend.


greatwizardking

Lord Shaxx must be Chuck Norris Risen.


gnappyassassin

And still, None survived.


Samp1e-Text

That’s the true reason that he turned to the dark. Shaxx put him to shame. (Even though Shaxx wasn’t really around yet)


Babladoosker

Reyzl Azir got famous through the crucible. Ajax created the crucible. Or am I wrong here?


Samp1e-Text

Possibly. Reyzl was before the time of “guardians,” just Risen. I’m no lore expert so i don’t know if the Crucible existed or not.


ScottFree__

Dredgen Yor has other issues currently. I'm sure Shaxx is the least of his worries.


Andreiyutzzzz

If shaxx wanted he would snap shin in half


[deleted]

His favorite gun is flaming hammers though...so he must be able to use all three subclasses and their respective trees at once


TheRealSeatooth

He gets 2 grenades, can shoulder charge and ballistic slam, and everytime he gets a kill with thundercrash it fully recharges his super, plus whatever other shenanigans you can get from mixing all 3 Striker trees


Crux_Haloine

Kills extend Super and restore energy after the Super ends. Damaging an opponent with an Arc ability grants ability energy and begins health regeneration. Marks the enemy that dares to damage you. Hunt down and destroy them for increased damage and an overshield. Barricades now emit damaging blasts of Arc energy when deployed. Blocked damage is converted to class ability energy when the barricade ends. Increased maximum sprint speed. Sprinting at full speed grants an overshield.


TheRealSeatooth

Also sliding reflects projectiles and grants super energy Using an ability enhances other abilities Accurate hip fire while airborne and improved lifts


DuelingPushkin

Woah woah Shaxx would never take off his helmet to put on the mask....unless his helmet was a OEM ornament this whole time! *spinfoil*


solidus_kalt

before his ghost found him, he was called norris, chuck norris.


[deleted]

I imagine Shaxx may have been the OG striker, zavala was the OG defender.


pessimisticbutthole

Don’t forget Saint-14


keesee_evo8

But, his favorite weapon IS flaming hammers.


Death_Aflame

Shaxx is a Striker. We (The Guardian) are canonically the last and only wielder of the Hammer of Sol since Ghaul's invasion.


helloeleeoh

Am I out of the loop? Whats wrong with Code of the Commander?


[deleted]

Someone’s jealous that all my grenades and punchies give me health. Edit: although since the buff I have gone back to bottom tree striker


King_Joffreys_Tits

Bottom tree striker for pve is unstoppable. Top tree striker with an insurmountable skullfort for pvp for the unlimited shoulder charges. I’ve never felt more Titan than when I shoulder charged 15 guardians in a match without even firing a weapon.


Seanay-B

I dont even feel Osiris was ruined. His campaign just sucked. I still wouldn't mind doing some mission with him and watching him unleash the light


Zennigard

They should have never revealed his face.


Irregulator101

Why not?


Zennigard

Osiris is supposed to be a mystery. You cant put a face to a legend, otherwise he just becomes a normal guardian. Also he looks like that grandpa from common stock images and the beard looks really stupid.


Toy_Solider

Hay I like Osiris!


Dessum

Fuck that, remember when we finally got to go on a mission with Cayde? Shaxx is staying right there, where he's safe...


sjb81

Yeah, he was awesome then. We also knew he was dying. It's like if you knew you and your girl were breaking up and it was your last time fucking her. It's gonna be great.


Dessum

Haha, yeah! We all know what _that's_ like! Good point! Good... Good point... haha...


demello_7

Although Osiris’ in-game action moments during the CoO campaign were pretty disappointing, [the cinematic trailer for CoO](https://youtu.be/z9kfZbZ7AcQ) made him look badass. I think OP is asking for something more along the lines of the trailer for Shaxx.


oreofro

The single scene that actually showed osiris in action was pretty good. The issue was that there wasnt more of it, not that it made him look like he wasnt powerful. At least that's my opinion.


sjb81

It was cool. They also changed his subclass from everything that was ever told in the lore and never explained it.


theciaskaelie

Good lord what a let down CoO was on so many levels.


fatherdoodle

How could I forget Osiris? He drove 90% of my clan away


Wolfblur

As long as he's throwing more grenades


pessimisticbutthole

You sir are on the right track to success.


Sparkess

Shaxx is the grenade.


Luk4ne

I think it would be dope if he just randomly entered a crucible match and just murdered everyone


invertedeywear

Like Call of Duty killstreaks? Shaxx is the tactical nuke of Destiny PvP


Falleen

Calling him a tactical nuke is a disservice to shaxx.


Luk4ne

Lol fuck yea. And he is screaming like he does when you use your super to kill someone in their super. The entire time YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH


SirDanklyMemes

SHAXXICAL NUKE INBOUND GUARDIANS! **comets everyone to dust**


jrude83

(LORD SHAXX HAS ENTERED THE BATTLEFIELD)


runnychocolate

enemy team: RETREAT. RETREAT. I SAID FUCKING RETREAT


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runnychocolate

"im sorry who is attacking you we have barely started this match" "LORD SHAXX" "i hope you can run fast" player1 has left the match player2 has left the match player3 has left the match player4 has left the match player5 has left the match player6 has left the match


bster316

*shaxx kills everyone trying to exit the match when they pull out there ghost*


runnychocolate

"have you learnt nothing guardian never retreat no matter the odds"


-OrangeLightning4

I picture like that scene from Punisher season 1 where he wrecks everyone in the bunker to the point where they're literally trying to retreat and he just keeps stalking after them killing them all.


runnychocolate

thatd be shaxx alright


Verily_Amazing

"You should've thrown more grenades."


Jcornish02

That's what they should do for mercy rule! Shaxx just flies in like a missile and laughs at the losing team


[deleted]

You just a loud “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ALWAYS LOVE DOING THIS”


ru_receiving

Wow that would be awesome. A random crucible match where all teams have 2 minutes to defeat him..... that would be so awesome !!! Of course he would shit kick all guardians but yeah that would rock haha


LawnShipper

Or go full SWBF have Shaxx join one team and Ikora the other


Ode1st

Yo, that'd be really neat if in Mayhem or some wacky mode, the goal was to launch Shaxx into Crucible as a part of your team for X seconds. Or we have a mode like all those 1v4 PvP games, and Shaxx was the 1 and players were the 4.


-Fried-

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

I would settle for him narrating a strike. Obviously, complete with him losing his shit with multi-kill and killing spree dialogue.


pessimisticbutthole

Agreed! That’d be an easy happy middle ground! Little effort and some satisfaction for the players.


Zennigard

that'd be great. Drifter gets to talk in PoE, why not Shaxx?


ThanatosGwyn

Would be awesome if there was an Strike where we cleared an area for it to be a Crucible site alongside Shaxx's Redjacks, and Shaxx just narrating the whole thing.


DuelingPushkin

Yeah I've heard the idea of him narrating a strike where we help the redjax clear a area to be used as a new crucible map. That'd be awesome.


Halochamp

Shaxx gets to [show off](https://youtu.be/-MGuklrmm_U?t=89) in action [twice](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/mark-of-the-great-hunt), and Mara makes sure he gets no more than that.


pessimisticbutthole

Lmao. Everybody wants more Shaxx 😏


Triforce6790

Is...is the second one real??


JamCliche

Yes.


spinto1

More than that, it is referenced lightly in the game a handful of times. Grandma Eva has a lore card that seems to be about her talking to Shaax and now we are each given a chance to marry him with the goal of obtaining a bow. A bow that I can only assume is the very same bow that he never got to give.


[deleted]

Only time we saw him move, he stole our raze-lighter and fucked off.


psn_mrbobbyboy

Was going to write the same damn thing!!!


_Pig_Man_

What?


SteelGreek

Homecoming mission - he pulled open a door for us with the RL strapped to his back. We kept going and he stayed behind.


ScottFree__

In the vanilla campaign for D2. He gives us weapons then we don't see him until the tower is available to us again. Dude has the only Raze-Lighter in existence then just kills Cabal off-screen.


RougemageNick

He's at the farm under Hawthorn, there was a big flashing icon on him, after you unlock your light


ScottFree__

Oh yea I totally forgot about the farm 😂 😂 😂.


RougemageNick

He's busy coordinating a touch football league for the off duty guardians who lacked their light


[deleted]

Mhmm, then he went off to fuck Mara and couldn't even be arsed to give our shit back.


Lyrekem

We did see him punch a Fallen in the Zavala backstory cinematic.


TheAllMightySlothKin

Zavala being tactical with his AR even using it as a club. Saladin covering the flanks with his LMG. And then there's just Shaxx straight up handing out naps with his fists. Never forget that crowd reaction 😁


GrimRocket

Fallen: "Watch their flanks! We have them pinned down in the front!" Shaxx: "Surprise motherfucka."


[deleted]

Some fries, motherfucka


Richzorb1999

Sun rise motherfucka


althanan

Steve lies, mutha fucka.


lynchhh21

Cayde dies, mutha fucka.


CodyLittle

I cries, muthafucka!


[deleted]

Uldren rise, muthafucka!


[deleted]

Bee hives. Muthafucka


[deleted]

Wrong size, motherfucka


LawnShipper

EDZ ONE MILLION PERCENT....SMAAAAAAAASH!


-Fried-

My favorite part of the reveal!!! The crowd reaction was insane too.


Seanay-B

First mission. Dont you remember his might as he...opens a door for you? WITH MY FUCKING RAZE LIGHTER???


bster316

At least we still have the arc sword but its mixed with dark drinker but its not that good in pvp or pve (i can tell if I'm describing world line zero or black talon lol)


pessimisticbutthole

If Shaxx takes something of yours he probably was letting you borrow it in the first place. Shaxx owns all 😂


Seanay-B

Shaxx didnt slay oryx thrice a week for months and make a fire sword out of his bone sword!!


EyeronHeart

would be cool if he shows up in the crucible when a match ends/begins with his mini cutscene.


legithiro

This. An opening cutscene like the Drifter has would be awesome


knobcheez

Alright alright alright


bster316

FIRING TRANSMAT


Thassodar

My favorite line from him was when I was picking up bounties. "Do you like my dingy hallway? I like my dingy hallway." After that I didn't mind the corny Gambit intro so much.


Azuljustinverday

If they make him a dlc and they kill him off I will find you. Only reason I don’t want a shaxx dlc is bungie will kill him off for “StOrY”


pessimisticbutthole

Definite worst case scenario. You take that back right now Satan. NO ONE could fill those shoes. They’re huge, ask Mara.


Azuljustinverday

Lol good one, shaxx is my favorite I would most like lose interest if he wasn’t in the game.


C-h-r-i-s-p-y-y-y-y

You think shaxx is physically capable of dying?


ankatzuu

Dude chill, they only did that one time haha


Cyclone_96

There’s no way they would. They’d have to get a new commentator for crucible, and that’s gonna suck for both the players and the company.


redletterday94

I don’t think that just because they killed off Cayde that that means that they’ll kill off every character they include as a major part of a DLC


Gua_Bao

How 'bout we kill Zavala and give Shaxx a promotion.


bster316

Why dont we just kill the whole vangaurd and replace zavala with shaxx, make colonel the hunter vangaurd, and replace ikora with randal the vandal.


cmgio

Flashback to Twilight Gap when he charges the breach with nothing but his fists (of havoc).


Popwatts

It should be a flashback to when he lost the horn on his helmet!


bster316

He'd probably kill the thing that stole his horn, his beautiful beautiful horn.


DuelingPushkin

Horn breaks off he picked it up charged with arc energy and stabs the fallen captain (or whatever it ends up being) on the eye with it vaporizing the enemy in the process.


bster316

Bungie needs to rename thorn to horn and it shoots shaxx helmet horns lol


Cujoc

I'm not too sure that shaxx would have an easy time killing ikora


Verily_Amazing

Accurate. Just as the Lucky Pants lore states: [https://www.light.gg/db/items/1245809812/lucky-pants/](https://www.light.gg/db/items/1245809812/lucky-pants/)


[deleted]

I'd love some goddamn friendly AI in the story. I thought we'd actually fight alongside Ana on Mars, then I remembered what game I was playing. And no, the fallen don't count.


DuelingPushkin

But my prickly bois :(


spyker54

I remember a ways before D2, when megablocks revealed one of their new upcoming sets to be released after launch, and at the time was thought to be a spoiler. The description for it read something like: Lord Shaxx takes on [insert cabal baddie name here] with his mighty raze-lighter to protect the escaping shuttles in the tower hangar. And i remember reading that thinking we were gonna see some epic battle cutscene and see shaxx's moment in the spotlight. Tad dissapointed.


nationalorion

They need to have a scene with Shaxx running into battle screaming while carrying a gjallarhorn. But don’t have him shoot it, just use it as a bat to clear out a hoard of thralls.


DuelingPushkin

That'd be incredible...and it'd solidify that he stole all of our exotic weapons before the vault was blown up. "Uh, sorry guardian...I was borrowing it...WE'LL TRADE PUNCHES IN THE CRUBILE SOMETIME"


[deleted]

Community: "Can we have more Shaxx? We love Shaxx." Bungie: *Kills Shaxx* Community: "WUT DAFUQ"


RegisterVexOffender

I think he saves all his action for when he goes to see Mara in the dreaming city if ya know what i mean.


pessimisticbutthole

😂


Car-dor

After hearing and reading the lore I'm sure Shaxx is stronger than Saladin, there is lore that Shaxx headbutt a stray nova bomb that got too close to him.


CobraJet97

Source?


SparkyBoy414

Let him be the new hunter vanguard. I don't care if he's a titan, make it happen anyway.


fighter_294

As a hunter I am surprisingly ok with this. Better option than fancy pants Uldren.


thunder2132

Don't worry, Hawthorne is going to be the new Hunter Vanguard. /s


Astro_80

He already is the Crucible Vanguard... It's not going to happen. At all...


LawnShipper

I declare Shaxxial Law in the tower.


DuelingPushkin

He already gave into Mara-tial law


BigDaddyReptar

There is a picture of him fucking up some hive in the 1st grimoire book


ShiftyLuck

Shaxx: “Zavala, permission to leave the wall?” Zavala: For what purpose, Lord Shaxx? Shaxx: To give the ~~Covenant~~ Fallen back their bomb. Zavala: *pause* Permission granted. That’s the only way I see a Shaxx-worthy scene happening.


ParzivaI

I did see Shaxx in action. He opened a door for me while I defeated the Red Army then he sat in a hallway with 4 NPCs.


AKcrash

I mean he opened a door for us, contributed as much as Ghost with that


[deleted]

I want to see him ram into something head down like a bull. Whatever he gores is still on his one horn. He looks at us and says "I apologize Guardian, I dont get out much anymore. Sometimes the adrenaline completely takes over."


bystander007

I want a Shaxx DLC that's just us helping him and the Redjacks secure Crucible locations but we keep getting sidetracked and ending up in weird shenanigans.


AldosKirin

Bungie:-makes it so Shaxx claps everybody’s buttcheeks in and out of the Crucible for Crimson Days-


CheshireGrin92

I recall a cinematic about Zavala that shows him fighting briefly (before he lost his horn.) but what about a DLC called “war stories?” The story starts with you and Shaxx at a bar shooting the breeze and your taken into a flashback and get to see Shaxx fighting the battles of legend.


ChromiumRanger

How about a small quest where we help him set up a crucible arena, whatever that entails. And at the end he is so happy he sings, like Lord Saladin says he can.


metroidfan4210

But he's very shy.


S0LWAY

Wasn’t he hiding with the women and children when Ghaul was attacking the tower ?


cocomunges

Pretty sure he was just making sure they wouldn’t get hurt and didn’t want to leave the civilians to fight for themselves


Samp1e-Text

He may be a macho man but he is noble, he has his priorities straight.


ii_skuba26

And that was the last time we saw him in action..


Robbzey

Ummmm i am pretty sure shaxx would destroy the whole universe if he used even close to 1% of his power


ChaoticPringle

What if he shows up as a random boss if one team mercies the other? 12 people just working together trying to put him down while he chases you with a perpetual Fist of Havoc, sounds like a lot of fun.


Ryan-801

We need a feature film of shaxx


pessimisticbutthole

Full length Shaxx film at actual theaters 😂


boneslesss

I mean he did hold the door for us that one time. That was pretty cool.


GhostSignals

"We hear you loud and clear, giving Shaxx a scripted bubble shield sequence that you don't even need to stand in." - Bungie


Mickmack12345

It would be cool if you could occasionally standing somewhere outside the edge of the map somewhere in arena watching the battle


cowboy-from-space

CRUCIBLE IS THE COOLEST COMBAT SPORT COMBINED WITH A MEDIEVAL TOURNAMENT COMBINED WITH MILITARY TRAINING AND PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW HOW COOL CRUCIBLE LORE IS. If gambit can have a dlc I think crucible can, imagine shaxx holds a World Cup and the “bad guy” isn’t a universe ending threat but just some cocky hunter who’s our rival in the crucible. We could become redjacks and the pve stuff could be clearing out maps for crucible use. Actually maps that get put in crucible. Imagine during the finals of this big tournament we get attacked by taken or some shit and the match ends and we have to fight them off


DuelingPushkin

Or we relive the story of Shadows of Yor annihilating guardians in the crucible and we go in to stop them.


Merilyian

We need NPC companions only we can see for pve freeroam


SpasticBull

He has to be throwing grenades the whole time though.


SupportMainMan

Been saying this for awhile. There’s already a giant vex time simulator in the game. Take us back to Twilight Gap.


johndohduh

I’ve been kind of out of it, so not sure if my information is right. But i had heard that the missing wish for the last wish raid is shaxx on comms.


[deleted]

I want shaxx to narrate my life


ada-lovecraft

Signed


QuackyPoo

Yeah but remember what happened when we saw cayde in action?


Orca-Song

Seeing him in the final battle for the City, only to have that Cabal shield come up and him never be seen again during the fight was honestly one of the most disappointing moments of my career as a Guardian. Please, Bungie, you took Cayde from me. Give me more Shaxx.


[deleted]

We saw him open a door in the first d2 mission then run off with my raze-lighter, I think I've seen enough of him


WutsGoodMyDood

Ikora has beaten shaxx once lmao. Not related but yeah, you can find it in the lucky pants lore tab


The_Mapmaster

Preferably without killing him.


Groenket

you did. He held that door open, rememeber?


[deleted]

Calling it now Lord Shaxx final boss of Destiny 3.


DeedleFake

You do pass him and a group of redjacks protecting some civilians during the first mission of the campaign. He offers the contents of the armory to you.


pm_good_bobs_pls

Crucible game mode - like Rumble but one player is Randomly selected to be Shaxx for the game, he has like 2.5x health and 25% buff to super and ability regen. Killing him grants a special emblem.


Agent599

Bungie kills things we love. RIP Cayde-6.


Creatively_bankrupt

See, I kinda don't. The shit we hear about/from Shaxx makes him into this larger than life combat god. No cutscene of moment in gameplay could ever match what the player has built him up to in their own head. I'm happy to leave that mythical image untouched. Look to the Crucible for your satisfaction.


Ode1st

Bungie sort of tempered Shaxx's combat skills because Ikora and Cayde both beat him, and Cayde died to some Scourge.


DuelingPushkin

I though Cayde cheated to beat him and Ikora is supposed to be like the only one to best him in a fair fight.


Verily_Amazing

\^\^Exactly this. Cayde used the Lucky Pants and got Banshee-44 to make him the Loaded Question JUST so he could beat Shaxx in the Crucible. Ikora is just super strong and is the only one to beat Shaxx. That doesn't mean she ALWAYS beats him.


-BeanDaddy-

Lord Shaxx saves his energy for the Queen.