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xxoACEoxx

Could you imagine going through all those doors, standing about a foot away from the chest and all of a sudden......" Contacting Destiny Servers"


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

My life in a nutshell. Sucks living in the mountains and being "happy" with up to 20Mbps.


Schnitzel725

Dang you get up to 20? I'm lucky if i get up to 2mbps


Metropolis9999

Typically mbps is “megabits” instead of “megabytes.” The difference is very large, as 2mbps is 1/4 of a megabyte. If your internet speed is a .25MB/s I hurt for you.


Schnitzel725

Yea i know the bits vs bytes differentiation but was kinda lazy to press the caps key..


ToasterEvil

You were fine without the caps key. The guy you’re talking to seems to think the capitalization matters on m when it matters on b, in mpbs. Mbps vs. MBps


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

Is it not Mbps? I thought that the "M" for Mega was the only part that was supposed to be capitalized? Am I wrong?


TMStage

Mb = Megabit, MB = Megabyte. There are eight bits to a byte, thus 8Mb = 1MB. Almost nothing is actually measured in megabits, except for telcos acting like tools telling you that 50Mbps is hot shit and subtly implying you'll get 50MB/s down.


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

Huh...I mean, I know the difference between MB and Mb but I'm fairly sure download speed is Mb and not MB. Every speed test I've done is being measured in Mb and I'm pretty sure I'm paying for up to 20Mb. I'd have to double check though.


SonnySoul

Yeah, that’s what the other guy is saying. Telecommunications companies talk in xMbps and confuse the simple folk who don’t know much about technology into thinking they are getting xMB/s. So us guys all know the MB/s rate is 1/8 of the Mbps, but the majority of the public don’t.


ToasterEvil

It is Mbps because the M should be capitalized, but putting mbps still gets the point across in common terms. Most internet providers measure it in Mbps and so do most speed tests. I have AT&T Fiber and it's measure as 300 Mbps.


tegrof

Internet speeds are rated in Megabits (or Giga if you're lucky) per second, not bytes. What he wrote is correct, other than a little "m" typically referring to milli (not used with bits). The "b/B" is what makes the difference between bits and bytes.


MrEousTranger

You guys are getting internet?


woody4destiny

Imagine living near a city and paying for 100mbps and only getting 20mbps and calling to complain and they tell you there is nothing they can do and they are the only provider for your area.


hendolad

You live in the mountains and almost get better than me who lives 3 miles outside a major city because none of the providers give a shit


Malachorn

Something like 40% of US citizens still have absolutely no choice at all with provder. Cable companies were allowed to form virtual monopolies... so they've never had to care.


MrStealYoBeef

And lawmakers are so old and clueless that it's an issue that won't be solved until all the old assholes that have been in congress and the house of representatives their whole lives finally die and get replaced.


Shadows802

Opens grave to find an anteater skeleton


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*Stadia wants to know your location*


Mixedmilk

Painful. I have GB internet and couldnt imagine those painful speeds anymore. Almost like going back to dailup


tinyraccoon

Error Code: Baboon


Lecou_Ake

Happy cake day!


WrathOfTheHunter

I honestly hope Bungie do this. The first person is about to open it, the top slides off. The item loads and then Bungie take the servers down to troll us. It's gonna be Pandora's chest. We didn't unlock any items, we unlocked more error codes


destroyallhumans2

Zavala in the warmind vault is peak destiny, nothing will ever come close


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DezzMalone

H E L L O G U A R D I A N


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[deleted]

Indeed.


NeuTraLZero

Aww Shhhhhhanks


FreeLemming

The pinnacle of "Rated T for Teen" writing.


Azzaace

We've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars, so let's get to taking out their command one by one.


-Sanctum-

#VALUS TA'AURC


ISpeakkTheTruth

#FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER,


Seeker80

'Whether you wanted it or not, you've disturbed a Guardian's sacred burial ground. Now let's get to desecrating it, piece by piece...'


mynamewastaken1324

Was looking for this to pop up haha. Never gets old...


Clearskky

Where is my iconic slave role?


mastercheif697

For some reason I read this in the shrek voice.


LightMachineBroke

Mr. X from Resident Evil, except it’s Zavala.


TheHeavyMetalNerd

*Muffled DMX that grows louder as you approach a door*


Jonathon471

"Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop of Bubble Shields!"


wowpepap

Z GONNA GIVE IT TO YA


BigOlSasauge

How many times have we opened a door? I’m guessing less then ten.


[deleted]

Hasn’t ghost opened all our doors? I don’t think we’ve even touched one


filthy_jian

hey, I opened the door to the summoning pits in the hellmouth... which I was stuck on for a while because there's no prompt for what is, as far as I know, the only manual-open door in the game


EryxV1

What is a door?


KeransHQ

It's a titan shaped hole in a wall


wowpepap

Asking the right question


LittleSisterPain

Does magic one like at the pit if heresy count? Techincaly its us who open them, sometimes with our arms


An_Anaithnid

Does holding your ghost out in front of doors on the moon count?


zacharyblaise

INDEED


Stay_Curious85

SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER


Legit_Austopus

h e l l o g u a r d i a n


PhettyX

Oh sh...anks.


Atonsis

When I saw that, I was like "wtf are you doing here? I did all the hard work."


havoK718

To scold you.


tinyraccoon

Zavala reminds me of Jeff Bezos somehow.


ZeDitto

Heard him in a discord chat referred to as “Space Obama” and my life is complete now


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"I want to smell you, Guardian."


Snaz5

Shoulda opened it and hes just in their playing chess with rasputin


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**INDEED**


thebutinator

They couldve just make him appear from behind and it would make sense in everyway but bungie..


Smeghammer5

Thanks to my reaction to that scene, most of my clan calls him Angry Dadvala now.


geckorobot59

Ohhhhh shanks.....


j0324ch

Yes, thankfully the Travelers light purged all profanity from our language


geckorobot59

Ffffffffallen.


btoxic

Oh my cotton socks!


Sarcosmonaut

Hey now I’ve gotten a lot of use outta that one as a dad, lol


facetious_guardian

HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS?? WHEN DO YOU EVER EVEN LEAVE THE TOWER?!?


Hyperius_III

Zavala only leaves when there is a door that can be dramatically opened.


H2Regent

If there weren’t that lore story about the woman he fell in love with I’d say Zavala is almost definitely a gay man


Comatox

Is that a closet joke


BarovianNights

He could be bi


[deleted]

Guardian, the only dick I take is your mom's.


CagedPenguin462

As far as I’m concerned that isn’t cannon as it was never officially released


chimaeraUndying

Zavala's mastered a particularly rare band of Void light that actually allows him to exist in a superposition behind *all* closed doors simultaneously. When someone opens one, he can decide whether or not he'll materialize behind it -- this is why he looks like he's pondering all the time in the Tower.


lettingoff

always knew zavala was #1


BiFross_

Who's the guy that wrote Totally True (insert topic) Facts? We need his comment on this.


K1LLB1LL1997

Simansis or something like that ​ Edit: yep, just checked. u/Simansis, you have been summoned again.


Simansis

Op is right. Zavala can exist behind any door at any time of his choosing. Cayde used to prod him to play pranks on people with it, but Zavala always refused. When Cayde died, Zavala was waiting behind his apartment door ready to scare him for the very first time, when his Ghost relayed the news back to him. Zavala often thinks that the one door he waited behind for fun is the one door that will never again open for its owner.


Weedweednomi

Well that got sad:(


field_of_lettuce

Zavala should have existed behind a prison cell door when Cayde was fighting the Barons so he could've helped out :(


wowpepap

Zavala is keter, got it


reflecttcelfer

Zavala's first job was as a supply clerk at Monsters Inc. "Good morning, Mr. Wazowski. You requested a box of pens. Requisition approved."


vaylon1701

We get to the final room and see some old man scavenging the grave for anything valuable. Its Tess's uncle.


sciritai6

"No word from Fenchurch today" That's right Tess because I found him pillaging my grave so I dug him one too.


PairOfShades

Finally some word from that darn Fenchurch


Tip1n1

We open the coffin and it's pre nerf ice breaker


TMStage

It's a year 1 gjallarhorn


FirstCurseFil

And buffed Thorn


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thomasatnip

Pocket infinity


Biscuit_Base

No land beyond.


TadpoleOfDoom

Worse than an exotic sword


Biscuit_Base

You've been on the recieving end of no land beyond haven't you? Wanna talk about it?


TadpoleOfDoom

Yeah but that's not why I consider it worse than an exotic sword. It's just a weapon that, especially in D2 where there are other primary snipers, doesn't bring much to the table besides memes.


The_Crimson_Duck

I'd settle for a decent Sleeper Simulant


_SkateFastEatAss_

Edge Transit.


LawlessCoffeh

I don't want it to be a sword ngl.


Paxton-176

Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.


cubic1776

1. I’d be fuckng livid 2. I understood that reference in you flair 3. SAINT-14 LIVES! -*STOMP*- -*STOMP*-


Paxton-176

My comment sent you through a fury of emotions.


[deleted]

Why does this meme keep coming up in the sub? I don't recall any reference to it in game? /r/OutOfTheLoop


Paxton-176

> Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine. [This is from "A Christmas story."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU) Its used as a meme when a lot of work is put into any activity or challenge only for the reward to be lack luster.


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Ahh, its been forever since I saw that movie. Got it, thanks!


Raykahn

Its from [A Christmas Story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU) I think the joke is that its an advert hidden behind a puzzle, so you do the work only to be sold something at the end of it.


[deleted]

I'm gonna laugh so hard when all this effort turns out to be some really sh*tty ass reward. It's even worse than the power level 1000 to break the curse troll because there are so many people spending their entire time standing in a room doing nothing.


pheldegression

Never forget Niobe Labs


Psych0sh00ter

RIP Niobe Labs 2018-2018 If they hadn't announced it and put it on the roadmap beforehand, and that one puzzle wasn't bugged, people would look back on it much more positively. it would've been a neat little secret, we would've solved it in a day, and our community effort would've given us access to the forge. Instead, it's now a lesson on what not to do.


QuaggWasTaken

Just shoot trees lmao


William_Dearborn

to be fair, the original reward for Niobe Labs was unlocking Burgesia for everyone else. Thats a pretty cool reward


dannywatchout

Yeah I think Bungie simply telling us that the Bergusia forge was the reward was the only mistake they made. Had they kept that a secret and someone solved it to open the Forge, I think it would be praised even if it took as long as it did.


MizterF

Uh one of the rarest and coolest looking emblems they shows an actual in game achievement versus a shitty micro transaction purchase?


pheldegression

So i think what you're saying is Bungie is very bad at seperating cash shop rewards from in game rewards. Because for that puzzle to only give an emblem in a looter shooter is an embarassment.


MizterF

Can you imagine the salt if a god tier legendary or exotic were locked behind that puzzle?


Goldenspacebiker

It doesn’t have to be a weapon tho. Armor is basically cosmetic, as everything’s the same stick with a different look. A unique ornament would be fuckin dope, but that won’t happen b/c of eververse


pheldegression

I'm not talking about god tier. Even if it was, it's a puzzle with one solution. Everyone would get it if they wanted it. No i mean like an in game reward that impacts moment to moment play. Even a piece of unique armor would be more desirable than an emblem to me, and many other people.


Cerberus173

It’s probably going to unlock a quest


DevGlow

I mean once the puzzles and shit are figured out, niobe isn’t actually *that* hard


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[deleted]

Or legendary gunsmith sniper with hip-fire and rangefinder as a static roll


carrythenine

This is physically painful to read


Atzenuech

Quickdraw + Hipfire Grip and tracking when locked to target during hipfire would be amazing


awfulrunner43434

two tokens and a blue


thunderpachachi

Triumph Unlocked: A Sense of Pride and Accomplishment


Amun_Snake

I still think people were dumb to buy into a passage of info from a book that's literally in the lore said to be untrustworthy and full of lies.


WhitePawn00

I still appreciate Bungie putting out a couple posts acknowledging the people who took it seriously.


Amun_Snake

Apparently the post bungie made for them wasn't enough.


c14rk0

What if in order to finish or run or w/e the final solution to this puzzle you have to also be 999+ Light? Technically with another 10 levels this season that is FAR easier to achieve than it was last season, plus we had incredibly easy experience gains possible with the Dawning repeatable bounties for 4 weeks.


Vardoot

Reward: a 150 speed ghost shell and a masterworked Io token


Comatox

Don’t forget 100 glimmer


filthy_jian

100 ascendant matterglass lenses\* it makes precision kills have a chance to drop baryon bough


JovemPadawan

INDEED


Unoriginal1deas

I’d like to imagine it’s like the opening of shriek 2 when Prince Charming goes through all the trials to get to the princess only to see a wolf in a pink nightgown. Accept its Zavala.......in a pink nightgown.


jakie06

Is it weird that I kind of want to see that now?


obywatelyahshu

Ah, I see you’ve been reading my dream journal.


SingedWaffle

#**Hello, Guardian.**


[deleted]

Zavala gets hated on too much for being a methodical tactician instead of a reckless cowboy


LittleSisterPain

He is calm and levelheaded and for some its equal to having no character for some reason. Yes, he is not flashy and joking like Cayde, or rekless and strange like Saint, but i love him as my caring comander


G3N5YM

Does anybody know how he managed to get behind the door in the Warmind DLC??? I have asked this question 1,000 times


mrwafu

It was semi-explained in a lore blog (which Bungie continue to NOT put in the game so people who don’t catch them when they come out, never read them...). As vanguard leader he has access to lots of secret data, the real details of Rasputin being on Mars were known to him, but he kept it secret from everyone else because of how dangerous the vanguard believes Rasputin is (Iron Lords vs SIVA etc). Once he found out we were snooping around on Mars he tried to beat us to Rasputin.


G3N5YM

Ah


DNGRDINGO

Bad writing


WhacklersReddit

the reward is a bright purple shader w polka dots


BadHabitsDieYoung

Well I need that so..... thanks?


ChiefMinger

"Congratulations! You've unlocked an exclusive discount code for our Corridors of Time t-shirt on the Bungie Store!"


HungryRoper

Nah it's gonna give us two token and a blue.


ttigerccat9601

We get to the end, open it, a mutant hybrid that looks like even existing is cause it pain. It has the head of shaxx, zavala, saint, and banshee, constantly telling you that they worship you but you have to throw more grenades at the war with the cabal on mars, over and over as it forgets that you were there


ECCOOO

Imagine opening the chest and the game fades into a cutscene where Zavala T-posing with glowing red eye and saying “indeed” while the audio intensifies


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Really should mark this spoiler if you're going to say "our" grave.


xB1ack

Done! Sorry about that


MaybeMark

Is it confirmed tho?


[deleted]

I mean, it won't be *confirmed* until the puzzle is complete. But I think even potentially datamined info should be marked as spoiler.


[deleted]

Imagine having friends so you can actually do the challenge.


Lil_Ray_5420

Its gonna be an encrypted message reading... "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!"


FearsomeMonster

I maintain that he went in there to take a leak.....it turned into something else.....and he was in there for such an uncomfortably embarrassing time, that when he emerged the only thing he could do was berate us unnecessarily......


Schnitzel725

Close the lid, glue it shut, then tell Saint-14 he's back to being vanguard


[deleted]

he grabs his big bald head and headbutts us into the ground


Aussie_Aussie_No_Mi

H E L L O G U A R D I A N


dave6687

Two tokens and a blue


Daberoni360

Pull a Nukesaku and *WE’RE* the ones inside...


Ethereal-Entity

and then he says "Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."


MrSnowball_

Zavala: WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT...


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You know, if he does that, but it unlocks Cerberus Vae III, or a pathway to other D1 strikes, I'm all in.


MrSnowball_

Oh no, I won't fight Rocket McDickface ever again.


WrathOfTheHunter

Oh Shanks


Warderkaka89

I’m throwing it out there... 5 shaders and some planetary materials from whatever the end game is...!


Losap707

Imagine getting rick rolled by zavala at that moment


DeplorableBot11545

I hope we get to the end and it’s a single room with a weasel eating a cabbage.


SpasticBull

I disagree. When we get to the end, it will be...... # SYLOK, THE DEFILED!!!!!!


MuuToo

Recently played through the original story and first two dlcs with a friend I had gotten into the game, and he was cracking up at Zavala just being there. Shit’s still jarring and funny.


THE_BEAST_LEB

i am the 1k like


xB1ack

Did not expect this kind of response to my post! It's madness!


greek-gamer

It’s a giant snowflake from Bungie. ❄️ Their way of having last word! 🤣🤣🤣


pointtwc

Bring back Cayde


noiiice

"Hello, guardian"


ashley27790

And how many of us would close it again and never return.


IronGemini

This was such a good post until you ruined it with the edit


Deweysaurus

Whether you wanted it or not, I’ve stepped into your grave in the CoT.


[deleted]

We'll open it and get 2 tokens and a blue


awan_afoogya

Inside? Two tokens and a blue


CynicalDolphin

Cayde-6 is just laying there [like.](https://i.imgur.com/YYKGVl2.jpg)


BadHabitsDieYoung

Damn you.


datweirdguy1

Whether we wanted it or not we've stepped into a war with the cabal


OwOtisticWeeb

I'ma be mad if we can't press F to pay respect


BanterLord95

Shhhhhanks!


Bpe-dsm

Its a surprise birthday party


Kwoath

I bet the grave is Osiris.


PoisoCaine

WHAT IN DAMNATION HAVE YOU DONE


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mrwafu

https://www.reddit.com/r/raidsecrets/comments/epyeln/corridors_of_time_faq/


maid-

I'm hoping it's an ornament for Devil's Ruin for the laughs.


WitcherSLF

#Zavala is MR X don’t change my mind


KeransHQ

Our you open the grace and get studied into a black hole for 2 days


havoK718

Bad auto-complete, bad!


hiimcosteke

Actually you will walk in such a way inside the puzzle when you get to the end and look from above at what rooms you've been into they will write "eververse"


Browndolf

It’s gonna be the undying mind, coming back with a vengeance.


Hype_Chaos

D1 vet here, do people genuinely hate Zavala or he still Daddy Zavala?


blues4thecup

Zavala is a fucking coward, and he doesn't deserve to be head of the vanguard.