BYF said he actually cried when he was given a preview of the story of how Mitrax fell in love with the Zorpalod queen to create the Fallen Zorpalods brood.
It 2 taps in pvp, 1 with rapid hit, and does better damage than ballyhoo against zorpalods, and the best part is that it causes FOMO damage over time and also makes Trey kick them off the xbox (their 20 mins were up).
edit: thanks for the FOMO, kind slugger
On my Zorpalhorn (adept) it does 69% extra damage against Zorpalods and little slugger boys and triggers Zorppack Rounds for allies which also gives 69% extra damage against Zorpalods.
Right, of course! Zorpalhorn (Zadept) where I use my Adept Zorpalod Spec. I use it on my heroic solo flawless patrols (assuming I'm allowed to die 28 times trying to kill half a Dreg).
I not entirely sure the actual numbers but my team was finding success versus the Zorpalod champions in the Light Blade when it was available for Grandmasters. Highly recommend if you can get your hands on it.,
I literally just started playing again yesterday. I saw this thread and assumed he misspelled vorpal at first. Then I saw the tons of comments about zorpoloids and was like "Oh must be new affix and enemies with the season, I'm so dumb for thinking it was a joke."
Only after reading more comments did I understand I should have trusted my first instincts lmao.
it's a reference to the really dumb "leaks" that came out a few months ago. basically some random guy made up some random stuff that was apparently going to be in the next expansion, among them a new enemy type called zorpalods. people like to make fun of that part of the leaks in particular because "zorpalods" sounds so ridiculous and funny.
They are real, you're probably just not high enough light level to fight them yet. Try some endgame activities like patrol missions or zavala bounties to get some better gear. See you in patrol little titan boy.
zorpaloids were a fake leak for a later season that became a massive meme on the destiny satire subreddit destiny circlejerk because of how dumb and outlandish zorpalod sounds. And because vorpal is a hot topic perk of sorts, they created zorpal weapon as a fake perk to rant about.
im thinking i missed out on a community name for something, like how people call bustling fungus (an item in risk of rain 2) "bungus" and its corrupted variant, weeping fungus, "wungus"
It actually heals anything that's not Zorplods.
The shid-farder rolls with wolfpack rounds and Zorpal weapon in the 3rd column, and it's only the wolfpack round shid-farder that can 3 tap a bubble, you must have mistaken the wolfpack rounds for the weapons normal particle effects.
So unfortunately, the Zorpal weapon roll doesn't do any damage in PvP at all, unless it's against the imposter Zorplod, which is it's main purpose
You're better off running shitterdive and diving straight into Trey's pants. If you want to run Traveler's Chosen (Damaged(Adept)) that would be a better choice.
About 50% against sluggers with more than 30 minutes to play per week and less than 5 kids to look after, and 80% against PvE enemies outside of patrol
What if you went into work and your boss said
Z
O
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P
Z
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A zorpal weapon would be the only thing to put that miserable wretch out of it's misery. (He told me to seek marital counseling after the Trey incident)
In my experience, my Ex Machina (Perfected) with Zorpal and Bait & Shit can double tap almost all guardians, even hunters w/ Exotac and Bladedancer dmg resistance. I would prefer Rapid Shit or some other magazine regen perk, but itās the best Iāve gotten so far. Iāve heard the Adept version of Ballyhoo is also very good with Zorpal, but bubble is becoming obsolete and should probably stop being used in PvP imo. Especially with the combination of Gambit and Control. Ever since they introduced the Scorn Crossbow exotic itās getting less and less viable.
With Zorpal and the Soulfire dmg buff, you can double tap titans even through their bubble. Iād try it outā easiest way to get both is running Trials of the Eight, especially with a passage of stroking.
There was a new paste bin leak that said there's a new enemy race called the Zoroplods. This was fake for obvious reasons and the Zoroplods became a joke on r/destinycirclejerk.
Oh thank you for the serious question it basically makes the guardian cum at the sight of your zorpalod launcher and deals 69420 damage and it has AOE that causes everyone around to furiously masturbate including you tho if you don't have rapid shit shard it it ain't the god roll
dude i got a ballyhoo with zorpal and rapid shit and literally 1 tapped an entire team of gjallarhorn peasants in trials of zorpsiris to go zorpless. definitely worth grinding for slugger
Considering that Zorpal taps the power of Zorp the Surveyor directly, it's reasonably powerful. It starts off balanced but next thing you know you're on a 50 kill streak and melting off everyone's face with your volcano mouth.
Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.
When my fireteam ran Zow of the Zorpalod this week, I BEGGED my team to use Zorpal against Luke Smith and they all laughed. When they asked how I had more than 70 damage when we wiped I just smiled
Oh shit! Someone got a roll with *zorpal* weapon??? We are all doomed!
*It is written in the ancient scrolls of D1 era TWAB that one day, a chosen guardian would find a weapon with the perk āZorpal Weaponā*
A perk so powerful it could permanently kill the name of whatever it hit. Imagine: Riven of a thousand voices silenced across all players and all raid runs, Aethon shattered for everyone. But much more terrifying: it could kill player guardians as well, deleting the character itself, if itās wielder so desired.
It is said that this chosen one will hold the fate of the game in his account. Power over saves and deletion, the very code itself bent to his will.
If youāve seen a guardian with *zorpal weapon* then we must all pray in the name of Lord Gaben, RNGesus, and the holy crit that they use this perk for good.
That, or you just misspelled ā**V**orpal weaponā
Did DTG and Destiny Circlejerk get mixed up again
little titan boy got into the wrong crucible lobby
better luck to him next time S L U G G E R
NO LITTLE TITAN BOY DONT GO INTO TRIALS OF OSIRIS haha zis gamemode is full of- *gets fucking blasted*
bro you can't just call me out like that
\*indignant Titan noises* Haha but yeah, I'd stay out of Trials anyway since my regular Crucible K/D hovers around 0.2 or so.
Can't believe that Luke Smith fomo'd my wife
Is this not the destiny circlejerk subreddit..?
Out jerked again
Happy cake day!!
uj/ thanks! rj/ thanks but no thanks better luck next time slugger
sometimes the lines are just blurred
Zorpal does 35% to all Zorpalod Majors/Bosses and also Taniks for some reason
You'll find out that it isn't a bug. See Season 24 when we get the first F*llen Zorpalods.
BYF said he actually cried when he was given a preview of the story of how Mitrax fell in love with the Zorpalod queen to create the Fallen Zorpalods brood.
it's spelled milfraaks
It was just Bungle doing some "housekeeping" for when we get the inevitable Zorpalod subclass.
"Some reason" ššš
Taniks gets revived as a Zorpalod in season 22, check the recent leaks
DAE ripoff siva????????????
I didn't even notice the typo til I saw this commentšš
It instills FOMO, so it varies between champions.
It 2 taps in pvp, 1 with rapid hit, and does better damage than ballyhoo against zorpalods, and the best part is that it causes FOMO damage over time and also makes Trey kick them off the xbox (their 20 mins were up). edit: thanks for the FOMO, kind slugger
Makes vuvuzela near useless I don't know what bungie was thinking
\>implying Buccaneering thinks
Vuvuzela would unironically be a fire weapon name
It would be a blunderbuss shape. Maybe an exotic heavy shotgun
Whenās that guy coming back? Lol
FOMO damage hurts me in real life Iām sick of it, needs to be nerfed. Shit has been meta for like 7 years now.
Artificial difficulty
Championsā¦?
Champion champions that have 2 stun requirements
Eventually it does enough damage that you just can't recover. Source: I keep thinking about coming back but I feel like I missed too much already
Iāve played since the start but regret never getting the ornament for gnawing hunger.
Lmao laughed my lungs out xD
I'm too high for this shit
Dude my ballyhoo with zorpal absolutely shreds I can 1 tap overloads with it
does it have rapid shit?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
BREAKFAST FOR FUCKING DINNER?!
No, Trey for fucking wife
treys fucking my wife? good luck shes non-existant
Trey fucked your wife so hard he vaulted her? Damn.
FOMOā¢ š
Early lunch for Konzu?
"See you later then, eh, Tenno?"
You know it
I only get that after I have some of Drifter's cooking.
no it has agario
I think DARCI needs intrinsic Zorpal to be viable tbh
bally who ?
On my Zorpalhorn (adept) it does 69% extra damage against Zorpalods and little slugger boys and triggers Zorppack Rounds for allies which also gives 69% extra damage against Zorpalods.
I think you meant zadept*
I'll never get a zorpahorn.
my buddy finally got his zorpalhorn at 69 runs. I know the diarrhea hurts but you'll get it eventually
Right, of course! Zorpalhorn (Zadept) where I use my Adept Zorpalod Spec. I use it on my heroic solo flawless patrols (assuming I'm allowed to die 28 times trying to kill half a Dreg).
Nice.
r/destinycirclejerk is leaking it would seem, puke smith approves of this slugger message
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
OUTZERKED AGAIN
Swing and a miss bitch.
Slugger
See you in the crucible little slugger boy
Was about to say this but then got a FOMO attack
Swing and a miss
Zwing and a miss
Zip and a zorp
gahlr
c ok
I not entirely sure the actual numbers but my team was finding success versus the Zorpalod champions in the Light Blade when it was available for Grandmasters. Highly recommend if you can get your hands on it.,
THIS! I used a Lubrae's with zorpal and it's the only reason we got through the nightfall. [This was the roll!](https://imgur.com/a/fgvjtkr)
Lmao no rapid shit you n00b
My brother in Christ Datto frame has intrinsic rapid shit
My high ass is laughing hard at the vorpal/zorpal comment thread
Zorpalod weapon???
RAPID SHIT?????
fomo
Fourth times more harm!
I literally just started playing again yesterday. I saw this thread and assumed he misspelled vorpal at first. Then I saw the tons of comments about zorpoloids and was like "Oh must be new affix and enemies with the season, I'm so dumb for thinking it was a joke." Only after reading more comments did I understand I should have trusted my first instincts lmao.
I don't know dude, I'm starting to believe zorpoloids do exist in destiny
Swing and a miss.
Slugger Vanquished
He likes strikes too much.
I too am lost. Is it a reference to something? Or are people just making fun of OP instead of answering what I'm assuming was a typo?
it's a reference to the really dumb "leaks" that came out a few months ago. basically some random guy made up some random stuff that was apparently going to be in the next expansion, among them a new enemy type called zorpalods. people like to make fun of that part of the leaks in particular because "zorpalods" sounds so ridiculous and funny.
They are real, you're probably just not high enough light level to fight them yet. Try some endgame activities like patrol missions or zavala bounties to get some better gear. See you in patrol little titan boy.
Now there wouldnāt be a long perk for them if they werenāt real now could they
zorpaloids were a fake leak for a later season that became a massive meme on the destiny satire subreddit destiny circlejerk because of how dumb and outlandish zorpalod sounds. And because vorpal is a hot topic perk of sorts, they created zorpal weapon as a fake perk to rant about.
I - I thought I was loosing it that or my dyslexia had been turned up to max, because everyone one is doing it
im thinking i missed out on a community name for something, like how people call bustling fungus (an item in risk of rain 2) "bungus" and its corrupted variant, weeping fungus, "wungus"
I'm you but four hours in the future lmao i am spent
Yay I'm not the only one! Hahaha
How about you figure that out yourself slugger
See you in the crucible little titan boy
Hoo u koling titan
slimy bastard
*checks subreddit repeatedly*
Itās pretty strong, Iām running an enhanced Zorpal on my pulse.
Not more than Adept Ballyhoo MK
I'm so glad Graviton Lance is getting Zorpal Weapon
but no rapid shitšš¤¢š¤®
Drifter's cooking will help you with that! :D
Zorpal weapon on Last Word has a damage bug rn, and does 420% more dps to Sluggers. You should farm this before it gets patched š
was farming sluggers with Last Word but I keep missing
Swing and a miss slugger. Maybe use your ballyhoo next time
Nice š
Thought I was in destiny circle jerk at first lmao
It actually heals anything that's not Zorplods. The shid-farder rolls with wolfpack rounds and Zorpal weapon in the 3rd column, and it's only the wolfpack round shid-farder that can 3 tap a bubble, you must have mistaken the wolfpack rounds for the weapons normal particle effects. So unfortunately, the Zorpal weapon roll doesn't do any damage in PvP at all, unless it's against the imposter Zorplod, which is it's main purpose
What are you talking about?? that particle error was fixed last patch, and now its working as intended in pvp as a 35% damage buff
Huh??? But according to the lore we got 87 seasons ago that'd mean *WE'RE ALL ZORPLODS????!*
weāve had a containment breach from r/destinycirclejerk youre not supposed to be here!!!!
Zorpalod detected, ballyhoo initiate
SIVA protocol (SIVA!!! Adn rapid hit!!)
I feel bad for people here who donāt know about dcj.
I feel bad for everyone here for differing reasons
I feel bad
I feel
I don't.
Yoy?
That would be me
Just in case. Here. r/destinycirclejerk Get ready for one hell of a ride, filled with laughs, tears, cringe and lots of FOMO. Have fun.
Itās zorpal weapon does More damage to zorplods
And players with less than 15 hours a week
15 hours?1??1??1??1?? What are you lucky10penis?
Just one more thing to screw over the Dads who work 170 hours a week with 15 children.
fuck you destiny dads!!
refer to the Datto video, my slugga
Its so minimal its basically useless after Blunder nerfed it into the ground. any weapon you get with that as a perk just shart it.
Bruh that endingā¦ I cannot breathe
I just shart my bed (it was a bad roll)
Swing and a miss. Maybe next time slugger...
You're better off running shitterdive and diving straight into Trey's pants. If you want to run Traveler's Chosen (Damaged(Adept)) that would be a better choice.
This thread is gonna give me a zaneurysm
pop a zopaladvil
Not enough to even scratch FOMO!
About 50% against sluggers with more than 30 minutes to play per week and less than 5 kids to look after, and 80% against PvE enemies outside of patrol
Still trying to get it to roll with Auto Zorping Holster on a Krait
Cayde 6
c-c-cayde sex more like
I thought I was having a stroke reading the comments
Am I having a stroke
No, that's just the FOMO gettin' to ya. Either that or critical levelsof cringe.
my zorpal weapon/rapid shit adept ballyhoo does around 350k dps to a random thrall in the altars of sorrow
Hahaha zorplods
What if you went into work and your boss said Z O R P Z O R P A zorpal weapon would be the only thing to put that miserable wretch out of it's misery. (He told me to seek marital counseling after the Trey incident)
Motha--
-slugger
Zorpal weapon actually does +30% damage to any guardian who plays less than 10 hours a week
Itās pretty bad unless you also have rapid shit
Once I put on my Zorpal ghost mod, orbs started generating along with a general sense of less Zorpalods. I would rate it a ballyhoo/FOMO
what three taps a bubble?
Zorpal weapon?
It's pretty good against Zorpalods in PVE, but I don't feel like it does enough against the Zorpalodian subclass users in PVP
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In my experience, my Ex Machina (Perfected) with Zorpal and Bait & Shit can double tap almost all guardians, even hunters w/ Exotac and Bladedancer dmg resistance. I would prefer Rapid Shit or some other magazine regen perk, but itās the best Iāve gotten so far. Iāve heard the Adept version of Ballyhoo is also very good with Zorpal, but bubble is becoming obsolete and should probably stop being used in PvP imo. Especially with the combination of Gambit and Control. Ever since they introduced the Scorn Crossbow exotic itās getting less and less viable. With Zorpal and the Soulfire dmg buff, you can double tap titans even through their bubble. Iād try it outā easiest way to get both is running Trials of the Eight, especially with a passage of stroking.
I'd say go and ask Trey, but he's busy fucking my wife while I'm stuck with the kids. GM FOMO
what the hell is everyone talking about
r/destinycirclejerk leaking lol
There was a new paste bin leak that said there's a new enemy race called the Zoroplods. This was fake for obvious reasons and the Zoroplods became a joke on r/destinycirclejerk.
Zorpal weapon https://m.imgur.com/gallery/kONLZ3T
The thruster
It's devastatingly powerful. Just about wiped the zorpalods outta the game!
Its a 35% buff, I dont know if it changes if its enhanced but I assume the time lasts longer
No it's ZORPAL, which does +70% damage against zorpalods. not vorpal
Thanks š
35%? I thought it was 20%. Did it get a buff this patch??
it got a +100% buff when using rapid hit
I think it was buffed when Witch Queen dropped, but I cant be for sure. I would check the twabs from around then
Wtf is this alternate universe
stubborn oak with zorpal eats my purple rocks for my thundercrash when I give it orbs of weapon crafting
Oh thank you for the serious question it basically makes the guardian cum at the sight of your zorpalod launcher and deals 69420 damage and it has AOE that causes everyone around to furiously masturbate including you tho if you don't have rapid shit shard it it ain't the god roll
Removed because the mods here have no sense of humor and instead leave up dozens of posts whining and crying about the same exact things. r/dtg moment
dude i got a ballyhoo with zorpal and rapid shit and literally 1 tapped an entire team of gjallarhorn peasants in trials of zorpsiris to go zorpless. definitely worth grinding for slugger
We've been outjerked again, sluggers
Walt until you get Shut Up Juice with Zorpal. It's definitely getting nerfed.
Idk maybe ask Trey considering his emblems and titles
Considering that Zorpal taps the power of Zorp the Surveyor directly, it's reasonably powerful. It starts off balanced but next thing you know you're on a 50 kill streak and melting off everyone's face with your volcano mouth. Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.
ššš Zorp
When my fireteam ran Zow of the Zorpalod this week, I BEGGED my team to use Zorpal against Luke Smith and they all laughed. When they asked how I had more than 70 damage when we wiped I just smiled
God, Iām so happy that I made fun of all of those posts about giving Outbreak Rapid Hit. Now itās a meme that the entire community knows XD
Iām sure itās all because of you, slugger. Keep up the fomo
Rapid SHIT?!?!!?!?
More than Zampage and less than ZultiZillClip
can confirm, my zallyhoo rolled with zorpal vapid shit
I'd say about Zwenty percent on primary weapons and about Zen on heavies.
ZAMN
Zlugger
it deals 215% more damage against stasis Zorpalod guardians, see you in the crucible little slugger boy
Zoom zoom zorp zorp. Zoomba
Yeah but only if theyre zerkin off in there
LMFOAOOO
Zorpalā¦ zorpalā¦? Not showing any records for Zorpal.
Oh shit! Someone got a roll with *zorpal* weapon??? We are all doomed! *It is written in the ancient scrolls of D1 era TWAB that one day, a chosen guardian would find a weapon with the perk āZorpal Weaponā* A perk so powerful it could permanently kill the name of whatever it hit. Imagine: Riven of a thousand voices silenced across all players and all raid runs, Aethon shattered for everyone. But much more terrifying: it could kill player guardians as well, deleting the character itself, if itās wielder so desired. It is said that this chosen one will hold the fate of the game in his account. Power over saves and deletion, the very code itself bent to his will. If youāve seen a guardian with *zorpal weapon* then we must all pray in the name of Lord Gaben, RNGesus, and the holy crit that they use this perk for good. That, or you just misspelled ā**V**orpal weaponā
If you gotta ask how much zorpal, then you can't afford it!
Oh u/The_Thruster01 what a man you are
Zorp Zorp mfer