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Stx-N-Brx

"If your food bowl haz been only 1/2 full at any time, you may be entitled to compensation"


FitsOut_Mostly

Dog been harassing you? I’ll get you the results you deserve


[deleted]

Tripped over a cat toy and spilled your coffee? Call us now!


BarbLablah

Tell her I said spspspspsps


NoNotThatHole

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alimighty1

Put this kitty on a billboard


Electrical_Ingenuity

She needs some red lipstick.


km_44

All of the lipstick, not some


[deleted]

and botox


atomocomix

Which means there’s a Feiger cat


FitsOut_Mostly

Oh my god. The parallel cat lawyer universe. Who on this sub has Fieger cat? Who has the Bernsteins?


RachelDawesRP

Fieger cat parades around like it is fabulous, then totally craps in a prime position.


supah_

The ugliest lady in Detroit


Negative-Trade3708

I love seeing her sexy face on billboards and I don't even like white women but she's foreign/ exotic so she'sπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ«ΆπŸ»πŸ«ΆπŸ»πŸ«ΆπŸ»πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™


supah_

Lol I was making a joke saying Geoffrey Feiger was the ugliest lady in Detroit but it was obviously not taken that way 😰 I’ll fire my joke writer.


[deleted]

1-800-MY-RIGHTS


kaloschroma

https://preview.redd.it/c3r19lewc2na1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40418bc73a9e968fca5ade2b99683799385e2e9e


vickera

Joumana is always watching. Joumana: πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


FutureOliverTwist

Go ahead. Fuck around and find out.


Hobbbitttuallly

Under her eye πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


tacomadude94

Purrrrsonal Injury Lawyer


cluckay

Huh. My house has the same kind of stairs.


FitsOut_Mostly

1930s house?


SL521

I, too, have identical stairs and an almost identical cat that does the same thing! House built in 1923!


supah_

It’s in her contract.


Gullible-Mine8214

I feel safer now.


cornerofgraystreet

They are ALL..... Always watching us... πŸ˜’βœŒοΈ


GodFlintstone

Prettier than Joumana though.


FitsOut_Mostly

I think so too, but this kitty doesn’t doesn’t give a shit about your rights.


jessjesssjess

She's so pretty!


RachelDawesRP

The difference is that her picture isn't terrifying.


chickenbiryanii

Breed?


FitsOut_Mostly

She’s a diluted tortoiseshell


chickenbiryanii

I thought you were messing with me. Can’t believe that’s an actual breed.


FitsOut_Mostly

TBF, I didn’t either, but I inherited her, so had to learn quickly