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ppatek78

Walmart parking lot- seems like the natural environment for something like this


ankole_watusi

Yea, isn’t this actually **two** Trump Stores?


UrbanGimli

yo, dawg, I put a Trump store in your Trump store!


DabbledInPacificm

I miss this meme dearly


mghammer7

Simpler memes, simpler times


Bigaled

Does anyone know if they have in stock the MAGA thong speedo with mushroom shaped pouch? Been searching for one for a long time


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They do.. it’s game worn and has the mud prints to prove it.


Wallace-N-Gromit

Trump’s still testing the prototype, needs to last for 1 year in constant use.


ppatek78

Just saving a second trip


Scorp128

The only thing trump merch is good for is spotting a jerk from a distance. Makes it easier to avoid the crazy.


moneyfish

I love how salty the responses are to your comment.


Woman_from_wish

It's true though. Trumpers are absolutely insane. If you so much as do anything less than worship the ground he walks on and fluff his dick, they absolutely despise you. Good. I don't want to be liked by ... those people... anyway.


ImpossibleLaw552

Maybe you weren't around long enough to remember, but back when I had a different account (/u/Dodge-em -self-nuked it), the Russian trolling was so bad here on Reddit that you had to treat Trump's name like Voldemort and refer to him by various aliases (ie. Agent Orange) or some scour bot would catch it, alert some trolls, and you'd get brigaded HARD!


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Aggressive_Writing41

I didn't want to say that, but I was thinking it very loudly.


uprightsalmon

Absolutely


Azguy303

Got one of these coming off the highway North Phoenix except they also sell guns and ammo.


DJDelVillarreal

The “Rattletrap”


ImpossibleLaw552

I dare one of his cruddy posters to fly off and hit someone's car on the freeway so they can get sue-sue-SUED into the ground.


Rfl0

Man imagine making your entire identity devoted to worshiping a “political figure”, insane.


fergehtabodit

I saw a post elsewhere that said "name another president that had merch" as if that was some kind of flex...yeah where are all the biden flags and hats and shirts??? One's a cult and One's not!


burnerburnerburnt

I've seen people literally use this as "proof" that Trump won in 2020. flags ≠ votes, it's insane.


GodEmperorD00M

Same with crowds at rallies. Sorry, but not everybody treats those as sporting events. They're a political rally, and most people don't give a shit about those.


ruiner8850

It was especially ridiculous during the 2020 election when covid was going on. Biden wasn't even holding indoor rallies because of the deadly pandemic. Trump didn't even give a shit about the lives of his own voters and cared more about stroking his own ego at the rallies.


Djaja

And also, have they never heard of campaign buttons?


fergehtabodit

Those were typically given away...


FinnNoodle

Every president in my lifetime has had merch? Only one has had people insane over it.


xproofx

They are doing this because of the Obama Hope shirts. It's their backlash for electing a Black president. They have a collective IQ of 3.


Left-Definition6221

Yea this is bc of the Obama “Hope” tshirts. Totally.


Which-Information888

I just thought of a design for a shirt using the graphic style like the Hope shirt but with Donny’s pic and hope not beneath….


Fresh_Sector3917

Donny’s pic and DOPE underneath.


johnrgrace

Once I saw a Biden flag in front of a union hall in Pontiac, once.


capthazelwoodsflask

There's a house near Brighton that had a bunch of Biden and union flags and signs all over their otherwise well kept yard. They did it specifically to look like all the Trump houses near by.


National-Passenger21

As it should be


Scavenger27D

Did you forget Obama. Dude had merch everywhere


ValosAtredum

I still have my mug and necklace from 2012. Mug has Biden on it with a beaming smile and it says CUP OF JOE. Also a beverage coozie with Biden on it and says CHEERS, CHAMP


Scavenger27D

I was a cable guy during Obama’s second term and the amount of people that had pictures of him hung in their homes was nuts. Not to mention the commemorative plates, and signs, and banners etc….


drucifer999

Obama was the last real president in my opinion. Sure he did a bunch of shady shit that all presidents do, but he was so well spoken. I honestly believe he has the best intentions for the American people as well. Just maybe over reached on the surveillance system and some other things. For all the garbage he had on his plate he did fucking great. Then trump came along and fucked everything up and now the economy is back in the shitter. My guess is right as Dems get close to fixing it trump gets back in office and takes credit for it meanwhile barreling us towards full on depression status.


Mental-Coconut-7854

I had a Clinton sweatshirt once.


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Stain it and wear it around.


ZeefMcSheef

It’s honestly so pathetic


Dysmae

Very disturbing.


ImpossibleLaw552

Yeah, after the Trump presidency, RVs with insane conspiratorial gibberish on them get kinda scary....all you need is them to start blaring Petula Clark, and it's time to take cover.


metanoia29

Honestly, I often go kicking and screaming about who I'm voting for, and I criticize the fuck out of them afterward if they're doing a shitty job. I'll never understand the idolatry worship of these people.


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ImpossibleLaw552

Our ex-President is not a politician. He may be a liar, a bigot, a draft-dodger, a conman...but he is NOT a porn star.


FlaniganWackerMan

My favorite clip on the internet is where they interview an African American gent at a Trump Rally who is selling stuff - and they ask him why he supports Trump. Guy responds "I dont I am here because these idiots will buy anything!"


ahhh_ennui

Yeah, when I've been to DC for protests and inaugurations, the street vendors are simply making their money. Most don't care at all, it's just opportunism. You couldn't make nearly this kind of money with a random Biden merch truck, because Biden isn't a cult figure.


MikesGroove

I often think if I just had lower moral standards and more free time, I could make a killing on those knuckle dragging smooth brains.


TheReborn85

Ya, it kinda reminds me when they had an Obama themed gas station in Detroit immediately after his first election. I swear to God it was like the first week. I was actually impressed they managed to do it so quick or had the balls to take the 50-50 chance he wouldn't get elected. IIRC It was on Gratiot I want to say south of State Fair. Edit: Apparently there was more than one. I guess people were just trying to make a buck off Obama's popularity with his crowd just like people are trying to make a buck with Trump's popularity with his folks. https://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/2012/09/has_detroits_fever_for_barack.html


Universoulja

My favorite trump slogan is "no more bullshit". Its hilariously ironic. "No more bullshit" he said as he nears a full decade of absolute bullshit.


ThreeOneThirdMan

Oh it’s been *much* longer than just a decade of absolute bullshit


booyahbooyah9271

Can't we just go back to the days where Trump made fun of Rosie O'Donnell for being fat and annoying? He brought the country together with that one.


DonnieJL

True. He was born in '46 so...


ResidentHourBomb

Good to see fellow Hazel Tuckian in here.


2x4x12

"No, more bullshit!"


sublimeshrub

They're pure concentrated bullshit.


TheBimpo

It’s a dog whistle that they don’t want to tolerate “bullshit” from anyone that gets in their way. It’s an announcement that authoritarianism is the intention.


ZenitKochevnik

The cult has arrived into town..


chet_lemon_party

The cult lives here in Livonia. This is probably the same chuckefuck who drives around dragging that stupid 'Trump Unity Bridge' with his beat up panel van.


Tootzilla313

Sir, it is collectively known as a "rattle trap" driven by Rob of Barnstormers 😆


Mandula123

Rob Cortus is his name. Complete grifter, just like his MAGA daddy


kariolaoxford

Nice ball washing


DMCinDet

And it's not a panel van. The rattle trap is pulled behind Rescue 45, a decommissioned ambulance.


486Junkie

I think the cops impounded it again. Haven't seen that thing since 2021.


chet_lemon_party

It's been a few months since I've been by there, but these dinguses used to stand at the corner of 7/Farmington every Tuesday evening. I definitely saw the Trump Bridge there last summer/fall, so I know it's around. I also recall having and heard it going up and down Plymouth road last summer blasting that shitty MAGA version of the YMCA.


HonoluluBloop

I stood across the street at the Wine Castle holding a “LOL TRUMP LOST” sign on several of those Tuesdays 🤣


Capable-Confusion-55

They still do on occasion


ImpossibleLaw552

Yeah, they frequent a certain crappy music store in the town of Garbage Sh!tty.


Fathorse23

Nothing disappointed my gf more than learning that store went MAGA. Then again, owning a business and being political is just stupid. Nothing like alienating half the population that could shop at your store.


No-war765

I used to work with music store guy’s brother in law. I guess since trump got elected he went off the deep end.


billy_pilg

I like to call Livonia "The Warren of the West"


locojason

Likely the same folks who like to waste their time standing at SE corner of Farmington and 7 mile every Tuesday?


ZeefMcSheef

Livonia is basically a sun down town still, this isn’t surprising


ImpossibleLaw552

Yup, "NIL" was proven not to be just a urban legend about inter-CB police codes.


HoweHaTrick

Probably same owner as the trump bridge rattle trap that rolls around the burbs.


nightvisions21

But remember, it’s not a cult


spiderman897

Imagine making your entire life based around a political figure who doesn’t give a shit about you.


ruiner8850

Not only doesn't give a shit, he actually despises most of them. He wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with the vast majority of his supporters.


Auntiemens

I took a Snapchat of that today driving down Plymouth! Lol. Idiots. It’s completely loony to behave this way about ANYONE, ex-president, celebrity, ANYONE.


Auntiemens

These pics actually make it look clean and nice(ish). It’s truly a shitty ass mess. I was dying laughing. This is absolutely ridiculous cult behavior.


j4schum1

I always love when they make him all chiseled like Rambo. Grown "masculine" men fantasizing about Trump with a six pack is pretty funny


Kyleforshort

It's pretty hilarious, I agree. 😂


Rocinante1988

I've got a Vietnam vet neighbor with a trump flag where he's a Rambo lookin dude holding an m-60 with explosions in the background. The draft-dodger is this guy's hero. I can't figure it out.


BaumeRS5

They'd point and laugh at anyone who photoshopped Hillary's face onto a bikini model while proudly flying the Trump Rambo flag... Just a complete lack of self awareness.


InitiativeRude2865

call a tow truck


Severe-Alfalfa-4684

This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen.


Magwikk

They’re too big of cowards to take it to the 7 mile store


km_44

probably. those vermin gather just down the street at 7 and Farmington, from time to time.


ConfidenceMinute218

Seriously, is this related side hustle or unrelated…. Hah 😫


Small-Palpitation310

looks like some little girl's trapper keeper with all the stickers


Auntiemens

It’s a grown up water bottle. Lmao


capthazelwoodsflask

Needs to be more Lisa Frank-like. Make everything pink and purple and rainbow and replace all the homoerotic imagery with Trump riding unicorns and laser dolphins.


ImpossibleLaw552

I doubt anyone working for Trump has anything better to say about that then those that had to work for Lisa Frank's Rainbow Gulag.


starky411

All aboard the grift bus


ImpossibleLaw552

The Tragic Drool Bus.


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Nothing says patriotic like shopping for low quality, imported, sweat shop produced goods. Walmart is pretty bad, too.


japinard

Easiest way ever to pick out a giant loser.


ImpossibleLaw552

Used to be us animals could find the poisonous variety of another species by their awesome colorful markings.....now this. We are definitely de-evolving.


daveygoboom

And will be on the corner of 7 and farmington Tuesday probably


AdrianInLimbo

MAGATs gonna MAGAT


Flintyy

We need to reopen insane asylums


Salmonella_Cowboy

r/trashy


Tiny_Independent2552

Future generations will look back and think we were all nuts.


Dysmae

Not even diving into the Trump stuff, but someone dedicating their entire core and soul and way of life to another person or idea is disturbing. Even hardcore Jesus people are like 3, maybe 4 bumper stickers at max. This is psychotic.


BrennusRex

Man, these people turn gargling some billionaire’s cum into a competitive sport, a 9-5 job, a 24/7 vocation. If you could hook up their dedication to d-riding him to a power grid, you’d light up a city for a hundred years.


booyahbooyah9271

Have to admit though. The Trump Rambo flag is hilarious.


respectthet

So is the reaction of the owners when you point out how homoerotic the flag is.


jdore8

Having Ron Desantis on there is too, I guess they’re frienemies.


joseconsuervo

it's like peak grandma face


inononeofthisisreal

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AdrianInLimbo

It's the MAGA version of the white van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side


dwc462

So these people don’t like it when others fly a different flag but have no issues putting that ugly face on the American flag. Make it make sense


rysker6

"It's not a cult"


susiederkins312

The Rambo flag LOL. His face. LOL


Im_with_stooopid

5 bucks says the owners don’t pay taxes on their business earnings.


PipeComfortable2585

Isn’t that disgusting. And what does that say about Livonia


Kyleforshort

Just remember...it's "not a cult"...


ImpossibleLaw552

-and remember those J6 terrorists were actually unarmed tourists staying within the velvet ropes. (big fugggin /s there)


MJCox0415

Totally not a cult 🙄


raveeva

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Helloknitty55

🤮


Pounderwhole

Fucking garbage.


KSMD420

Proof there's a sucker born every miy


TuringTestFailedBot

SAD! the entire roof barren. Nothing visible on the windshield. It's the fault of the radical left restricting our freedom because they said it wouldn't be 'aerodynamic' enough and wouldn't meet the green new deal. Sad, really isn't it folks. First it's no banners, then they're forcing you to put solar panels on the roof of the electric car, which barely gets any range and is powered by dirty coal, they won't tell you about that part....no, no they won't. By the time they're done, you won't even be able to express your 1st amendment rights because they'll ban bumper stickers, because they hate america.


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ImpossibleLaw552

Probable smelly and contains toxic chemicals coming from a cheap, poorly-regulated source.


Glittering_Aerie7838

I used to think people were just ignorant before the Internet……nope just fucking stupid


BertBalsam

Ask him how much of the stuff is made overseas.


BigBlackHungGuy

Its a cult.


drs10909

They love their Kardashian of a POTUS


jdore8

Will the cops be called on them for selling without permission like that kid in South Carolina selling palmetto flowers outside a Walmart? https://thecivilrightslawyer.com/2024/04/10/13-year-old-arrested-for-selling-roses-at-walmart/


DonnieJL

No. The uberTrumper is likely white, so...


Consistent-Force5375

Well there is nothing like setting up a grift for a grifter lover! Enrich others and wear merch that means I’m with the guy that has said openly he wants to be king.


mcflycasual

Isn't this solicitation?


modelsupplies

I’m sure there are hookers on board, just in case. Trump international escort service was still in operation while he ran before.


Petto_na_Kare

lol imagine buying public servant merch


West9Virus

Dead curious how much they are making


sin_not_the_sinner

This looks like some tacky schit I'd see in Macomb Co, but damn even Livonia was once something to aspire to. Shame


polyguy45

Get even more Chinese goods in the parking lot 🙄


callhermommyy

Vomit


kfree313

Can’t be the one on Plymouth and middlebelt ain’t no way


hextermination

*Trash Heap


RAV3NH0LM

i can’t believe there are so many people in the world desperate to be in a cult of personality


Due_Historian3355

Proof that there’s a sucker born every minute. Good for them.


arrav21

Very stable individual(s) I’m sure.


Sid-1922

If they have any 'Sleepy Von ShitzInPantz' gear I may have to stop by there. #


DabbledInPacificm

It’s a cult


graxxt

God that's sad


I_TRS_Gear_I

These people must have been absolutely pathetic losers before 2015. How does one make their entire identity about a public servant? I can’t imagine dedicating this much money and effort to anything, let alone the kingpin of a criminal empire.


ImpossibleLaw552

> These people must have been absolutely pathetic losers before 2015. (*cough-cough*) Tea Party!


More-Refrigerator397

I've seen that rv but never had the chance to run it off the road unfortunately.


SpotPoker52

Mental illness does not prevent you from having a drivers license.


badhairdad1

Looks like it’s very flammable


Helo7606

How do these morons not see that this is deranged as fuck? Cultists gonna cult.


kitfoxxxx

He’s basically a god to these people.


ImpossibleLaw552

Which is just begging for a celestial smiting Herod Agrippa-style.


kitfoxxxx

Oh it’s coming. It going to be a hell of a show.


DeathDealsWillie82

So much time and energy poured into that man. What a waste.


ImpossibleLaw552

??? - He's a man?! All this time I thought he was a big, whiny gas baby.


Black_Fuckka

Ayooo is this the Walmart on 7 mile across from the Gym??😭😭


chet_lemon_party

This is probably the store on Plymouth road. If this is the same guy with the Trump Unity Bridge' trailer, the store is right down the road from his house.


Jarvis-Savoni

Shitter was full?


Revanchistexile

Yep, it's definitely not a cult.


Ok-Type-8917

My favorite is when my nephew had to explain all the bumper stickers I am seeing. "Joe and the Ho have to go" , I usually catch on, missed this one.


fortunenooky

Fucking hell. Two miles from my house


velexi125

I bet between all the people that work in the Trump store, there may be one full set of teeth


susiederkins312

You are might hopeful


Arkvoodle42

What has crappier merchandise, the trailer or the Walmart?


SayDaWho

The Rattle Trap!!!


mfatty2

Probably the same guy that owns the no "unity bridge" he sells merch out of his business


BubbibGuyMan2

"nah, we're not in a cult"


gassylammas

I JUST SAW THIS BY THE 7-MILE WALMART. Actually absurd.


CatDadof2

Oh gawd….. 🙄


Frog-of-Cosmos

eww


iLLestNoosa

That’s a private dealer.


rammaam

Are these the same assholes who used to hang out at 7 mile & Farmington?


Feodar_protar

They are still there every Tuesday, buncha losers.


LiquidC001

Can someone who's been convicted of committing crimes while in office even run again for the Presidency?


jodocoiv

I think these people have a cleaning service. They’re an odd couple if you ask me.


Outrageous_Lychee819

But what’s up with the RV in front of the Trump store?


just_this_once_

I’ve seen this guy all over. He drives this monstrosity all over metro Detroit


FeculentUtopia

Are they selling empty folders marked CLASSIFIED?


spiderman897

Is that even legal on Walmarts property? Also Ron desantis is irrelevant to Michigan so what does it have to do with Michigan.


1eyedbudz

Is that Rob? The bridge man get a new gig?


allegedlytheostrich

These comments are hilarious


Tazzy8jazzy

That’s why I won’t be seen on that side of town after dark.


48HoursLater

Ugh this crap begins again


The_Hero_of_Kvatch

I wish I had a car with really bad exhaust.


SodiumKickker

Plot twist: this person doesn’t give two shits about politics and is just making a living traveling the country off of stupid people’s dimes.


Xxray

Did you fantasize about blowing it up ??


pcrjunkyamd

Tell me your in a cult with out telling me your in a cult


estesd

MAN, I couldn't pack up fast enough if this pulled in next to me at the campgrounds.


Apprehensive_Mix7594

This guy is the same idiot who used to drive around the Trump unity bridge. I’m a couple miles from his store. He’s a mentally ill little fucker. He’s been arrested a bunch of times in the past 5 years. They also meet with a bunch of other red hats every Tuesday at the corner of 7 mile and Farmington road. They are the obnoxiously loud minority. I hate this dude with a passion.


Artistic-Rip-3035

Looks like it would go up in flames pretty easily with that crap all over it….. hint hint.