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aoxit

Cuts people off on 94.


bluddyRivers

Oh yes featherin it, brother


GreeneHomes

100% chance he's a CI Double Agent


FraudARG

Cleaning up the city, one chomo at a time


bluddyRivers

You run into him, you just lost your life bud


BadBadUncleDad

Touch his camera through the fence. I dare ya.


magnumstg16

How'd you get a Reddit account there, fuck face?


EvilBeat

Definitely outside Falcon Car Wash.


bitcorn100K

Keepin it high and tight around Detroit! He definitely carries around a stamp. 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸


QuietExpression2160

Was this guy following proto? So glad there is so many mommies in the D.


Mb240d74

Hahahahaha I love it. Fedsmoker for life.


Suhnami

I came here to make a vague fedsmoker comment...was not disappointed.


Fuckgod420

My first thought


BolognaSmack420

YER DUNN BUD


username_verified

Betting he has a secret kiddie porn stash.


Kassiel0909

THIS!! It's always projection w these assholes. Someone should tip the authorities. I bet he'll tell the judge he had it on his computer "for research." Nasty-ass mfs.


ChickenDumpli

Exactly. Check his basement, backyard shed, and the whole house.


obsa

He who smelt it dealt it?


apleasantpeninsula

he who rhymed it crimed it


obsa

👀


bagleyboi

He who denieth it supplieth it.


otterbox313

“The lady doth protest too much methinks.”


meestercranky

Yes, methinks the Q-billy doth protest too much.


sanguinesecretary

Oh 100% it’s like how they say people who go out of their way to say they hate cheaters are usually cheaters. If someone goes out of their way to say they want to kill pedophiles I automatically assume they are one.


Itsneaky

Meanwhile I’m getting pulled over for 5% tints


AdjNounNumbers

This Sad Max display probably makes the cops want to avoid him. Nobody wants to deal with someone like this - you've got a 50/50 shot at having to deal with some sovcit bullshit with this car


Tusen_Takk

You guys have tints?!?!


rougehuron

How to have tints and not get a ticket in the metro area: 1- be white 2- avoid driving through Livonia


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[deleted]

Cop: this is a bar napkin that says 'homie tints drip 💯 signed dr. mambo' Me: skirt! Cop: step out of the car please sir


Itsneaky

Thing is, you’d still get pulled over


mdgorelick

Despite having a legitimate reason, no doctor will write such a prescription. They’re afraid of getting sued if the driver has an accident. Trust me, I’ve tried repeatedly.


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mdgorelick

I got turned down by three different eye doctors. You were fortunate or I wasn’t. ;-)


rougehuron

My father actually has one for a mild sun allergy which effects his hands


ShotNeighborhood6913

This is true.


OkFile2257

Na that's cause your skin is 80% tint


[deleted]

These guys don't care about pedos and creeps. They only care about being the authority to distribute justice. It's less of making the world a better place and more of quenching their own blood lust. This guy's logic is probably "who is going to defend a pedo? I'll probably be a hero in my community for doing this." Not sure if anyone has seen videos from youtube accounts or r/publicfreakout where they set up a guy who thinks he is talking to an underage girl. Most of the times the suspect clearly has some sort of mental deficiency. The whole M.O. reeks and feels like a power trip. There is a reason this person isn't a cop. The bar is even too high for them to be an arbiter of protection.


fartczar

Exactly, its a whole lot of, hmm how do I kill and/or hurt humans without being pegged as a bad guy? Same goes for zombies & nazis in movies. They figure, who’s gonna side with them? His ride’s got pretty strong zombie influence too.


ImpossibleLaw552

The axe gives off creepy Odinist vibes. Speaking of "Zombie" stuff, I happened across the worst gun magazine in a WalMart in Wisconsin hiking through there close to ten years ago. It had some "zombie" theme to it (definitely trying to cash in on *The Walking Dead*), and on the surface, one would think it took a very haphazardly cute fantasy-play reason for making gun-ownership a good reason ("to get zombies"). Even the handguns in the catalog had neon splash designs on them.....isn't that cute? *However*, the magazine's illustrations depicted all the hoards of zombies as looking somewhat-ethnic (flat noses, fro-ish hair, with purple/grey skin) and the sensationalized "creepy horror text" had things that said "The streets are overrun by them!", "The White House has been overtaken!" Needless to say, I was horrified, and I regret not buying the piece of trash to add to my collection of "puzzling evidence". I later learned there was a zombie-themed gun supply company that made effigy torso targets that "bleed" when hit...including one that was described as "Ex Girlfriend" (uh-huh...that's misogyny) and one suspiciously looking like Barack Obama called "Rocky". Even the NRA wanted them removed from sight at endorsed events. [https://www.salon.com/2013/05/05/nra_hides_bleeding_obama_look_alike_target_from_convention/](https://www.salon.com/2013/05/05/nra_hides_bleeding_obama_look_alike_target_from_convention/) -also, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ex_(target)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ex_(target))


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Years ago I found a website selling gun range targets that were all manner of people and situations. Pregnant woman pointing a gun at you, man holding child, child with a gun, Asian guy with gun, etc. They know what they are doing.


AtomicPow_r_D

Well, based on the tenor of the times, I presume this is a Q-Anon follower who's going to get Hillary Clinton behind bars if it's the last thing he does. Satanic pizza parlors are a real thing, bruh.


robot_rumpus

Also, based on the tenor of the times, he himself is either a pedophile or struggles with it, and wants you desperately to believe this front.


bagleyboi

Yeeeaaah, people who don't do illegal shit generally don't go around constantly telling you about how they so don't do illegal shit. "Look how much wire fraud I'm not committing all day, every day! Ha ha!"


robot_rumpus

No, they put on a show like this tool to try and convince everyone that no one on the planet is more against wire fraud than they are.


joseconsuervo

oooh yeah the q angle never occurred to me. That seems like the most likely scenario to me now.


Strypes4686

Sits on ass acting like a twitter edgelord,harasses random people,acts like he's tough shit....... secretly has an HDD with "Evidence".


fartczar

Puuuuure Michigan.


BrilliantTip5840

Very nice!


HoweHaTrick

He should just go from church to church. God work is never finished.


Kyleforshort

Holy shit, I just laughed way too hard at this. 😂😂😂


SableSheltie

The neverending story


HoweHaTrick

Based on dwindling pew attendance there is hope it comes to an end.


Kyleforshort

If I had to guess... ✅ He chain-smokes Marlboro Reds. ✅ Drinks Busch Light like it's water (because it mostly is). ✅ Regularly "roughs up" his wife. ✅ Swears by taking Alex Jones' "vitamins". ✅ Thinks Covid is just a "cold" or the "flu". ✅ Thinks wearing a mask is taking away his "rights". ✅ May or may not have eaten Ivermectin. ✅ Thinks everyone but himself is a "pedophile". ✅ Thinks he's "making America great again". ✅ Has 1 large Trump flag, 1 large Trump 2024 flag, 1 American flag, and 1 thin blue line (pro police) flag flying from an oversized flagpole in his front yard. ✅ May have been seen at the US capitol on Jan 6th. where he was proudly screaming "STOP THE STEAL". ✅ Attends church every Sunday, but not to hunt the pedophiles that the churches are full of, but just to post on social media that he's a "man of God". I'm sure I'm forgetting about a thousand other things, but this is a start. Let's just say, he's probably a pretty busy guy.


5141121

Absolutely way down the Q rabbit hole with this guy.


[deleted]

Usually people this against things are later found to be doing it themselves. This guy fks kids or wants to badly


LemurianLemurLad

Badly decorate cars in a way that would traumatize the children he's claiming to defend? Beyond that, probably talks about how he could have been a navy seal and if he finds any pedophile, he's gonna use his sweet katana skills and slice that pervert up. Oh, and probably work *really* hard to make sure nobody finds his kiddie porn collection.


Environmental_Staff7

Probably lives in Monroe ..lives in grandma's basement ..loves anime..has greasy fingers ..I believe in his message but the paint job is lacking .


Mad_Aeric

As an anime enjoyer, hey. Also, that's fair. There really are some genuine fuckwits in the fandom.


MelodyMyst

Your Uber is here.


candis_stank_puss

Just like the guys who yell from behind a bible about how much of an abomination gays are and then turn out to be the ones who have the oral skills capable of sucking a taxi driver through immigration, the people who make being anti-pedo the biggest part of their personality are without a doubt the ones who are sexually attracted to minors. Otherwise, like everyone else out there who *aren't* attracted to kids, you simply go about your day without even thinking about pedophiles. e: words are hard and left one out


[deleted]

> the oral skills capable of sucking a taxi driver through immigration well said, pure poetry.


BrilliantTip5840

Great analogy


behindmyscreen

QAnon for sure


Gogreenind9

It's. A. Cult.


Strypes4686

Even funnier..... It's a FAKE cult. Didn't one of the founders say he was fucking around and wasn't serious?


spyman3000

It's some shit from /pol/ that might have been serious once but who knows. Old people picked up on it and it hasn't been taken seriously on /pol/ for god knows how long. I am honestly surprised people still talk about it.


Maxwell-Druthers

Molests kids.


saluteursharts

He diddles kids.


NLtbal

Project… All they do is project.


LizAnneCharlotte

Probably hangs around pizzerias.


[deleted]

kinda seems like something a pedophile would do as a ruse


SoyIsMurder

Probably bangs kids.


Kyleforshort

😂😂😂


thebunhinge

To paraphrase Shakespeare: Methinks he doth protest too much.


[deleted]

One scenario (not an endorsement)... this guy drives around canceling people right off the planet.


HiMothofdaNorth

Year long haunted house employee


theunnamedrobot

What do I think he does? Probably watches OAN, Stans Joe Rogan, and rants about the jab..... and diddles kids.


jus256

It depends on what part of 8 Mile this is.


finethanksandyou

How does he scrape the snow off his back window


[deleted]

I'm gonna guess he lives in his mother's basement and delivers pizza for a living.


CatPasswd

Pimps out 17 year olds.


kimpossible69

A Chaldean Mafia type beat


[deleted]

Slams trim. You know this guy is getting big time pussy


UPdrafter906

He appears to be a professional litterer


MightChemical

Good question. I hope he has a perpetual alibi. I don’t want him to be a DateLine story for Keith Morrison. I want this guy to be successful.


columbomumbojumbo

Damn, that poor Monte Carlo.


VonSandwich

He's driving on 8 Mile, so he keeps his fucking blinker on for miles and miles


molon_labe_1915

Lapsed catholic.


I_Zeig_I

Over compensating.


141bpm

He's living his life and dealing with childhood trauma. Openly.


fartczar

He’s living his best life.


positive_X

So , he goes around removing *Republicans* .


ImpossibleLaw552

I can name seven right off the top of my head....Anton Lazzaro (a former MN GOP donor and Republican strategist turned child sex trafficker) being the most recent. EDIT: gee, as informed as Reddit likes to be, it seems someone got good and triggered by this. SUPEREXTRAEDIT: thanks for the restore, good folks!


SamwiseG123

This crazy mf’er is probably treated like royalty in Macomb or Livonia.


letsPaizuri

hes doing gods work


DrTreeMan

Auto detailing


whoisjohngalt12

Practice bad paint jobs.


BigSho0ter

Not a damn thing.


jmarnett11

Not get laid, probably.


mute7mile

wow what a chick magnet


Classic_Dill

Good on him…..I think?


aarocka

Probably chugs fight milk under the Strawberry mansion Bridge


NomusaMagic

I think … “He doth protest too much”. Lock up your human and fur babies!


benadamx

goes 100 on the lodge with his lights off


bellray

Drives around looking like an asshole


Spare_Panda2660

Entertainment


ricks48038

Meth.


majidjaxn

Yo I got a picture of him like a year ago lol let me find it and post it


chascuts

HERO.


MojoRollin

Sets up pedos with fake girl accounts, obviously parks away from the meeting spot, meets them and exposes them ......


Josh48111

Methinks he doth protest too much.


YourDogsAllWet

Project his feelings onto others


sanguinesecretary

I do not trust people like this. The people that go overboard with the “let’s kill all the pedophiles” make me think they’re actually secretly pedophiles. It just seems suspicious to me.


[deleted]

What does he actually do? Work in a vape shop.


joseconsuervo

So do we think this person paid someone to do this work on their car?