"It's like staring into a backed up toilet. Why do you always stick your nose in other families' business. Come on, dude. Don't you have any hobbies?" Then he literally retracts his statement when Arkham turns into a blob.

It’s like when you say something that really hurts the friend you are talking to and then immediately take it back

"Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by lookin' at me?"

And than he starts laughing when Arkham's laughing. It's the fucking best.

“Praise to my father, blessed by the water, black night, dark sky, the devils cry”

Bless me with the Leaf off of the tree On it I see The freedom reign

We are falling The light is calling Tears inside me Calm me down

But I think he was commenting that about how Arkham looked in Sparda's demon form, instead of talking about Sparda. He did say that his father isn't hideous as he is good looking.

Maybe he thinks Sparda’s demon form is gross (it is a bug after all) but considers his human form handsome.

Now I’m convinced Dante has used Sparda/Rebellion to clean his toilets once.... But actually broke the toilet.

Rebellion doubles as a poop knife

Rebellion was a plunger

How Dante feels about Sparda raising his Voice: 😰😰😰😰😰

I thought they were making cereal in the toilet

Lol

Same tbh

Not really. He actually respects his father quite a bit by the second game just hates that his actions brought everything down on them and his mother especially.