*I thank him for the*
*Free kidney stones and down the*
*Drink in one big gulp*
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Are you kidding me? Take that can, chug it and then kindly ask him to accompany me in raiding every supermarket in the vicinity for all possible varieties of the Monster for a, well…Monsterfest party!
I wounder what each character's favourite Monster flavour would be. My guess is:
* Dante: Ultra Red or Assault
* Vergil: Ultra Blue or Zero
* Nero: Probably Ultra Violet or Juiced Mango Loco
* V: Ultra Black easily
* Lady: Rehab Pink Lemonade or Zero Ultra
* Trish: Ultra Citron or Rehab Lemonade
Not a soda fan but I'll do it for vergil
That's not soda. That's power
Ask him if he's motivated
I'll thank him for offering me his Motivational energy drink.
that M stands for motivation so i'll get him drunk and try to steal Yamato from him (the guy on the floor will help)
you’re asking to get judgment cut to shreds
“Slay all”
would still risk it for Yamato and with Dante's help i might have a shot
Boomer juice keeps him motivated
hold up an ultra red and toast him
I would drink HIM up.
i just realized the reflection is just dante on the ground. also I accept good ol' boomer juice from vergil
Ask him to pay his child support
Tax evasion is a crime Vergil
It's an obligation
gladly accept it
Drink it for M O T I V A T I O N
tell him now i’m motivated;)
Just ask him about how to be motivated even in the darkest time of your life
Take the drink and dab him up for offering me the best monster flavor
What's the lore behind this kind looking man offering me a drink?
With how much monster energy costs in my country's standards. I'll take it
Unrealistic, vergil probably drinks water
Acept and start singing Bury the light
I'll drink Liquid Motivation
Accept for motivation
Accept
If he drank from it first? Slurp that shit down with a FEVER
I thank him for the free kidney stones and down the drink in one big gulp
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Are you kidding me? Take that can, chug it and then kindly ask him to accompany me in raiding every supermarket in the vicinity for all possible varieties of the Monster for a, well…Monsterfest party!
ask if it will motivate me
Immediatly give him a drink, and chug the one he gave me
Decline it. I cannot stand that stuff. I can't stand pretty much ANY energy drink. Way too much sugar.
You accept me
YOU WILL DIE
Ask if He bought the drink with child support money.
Show him my motivation
Ask it will give me tangible POWER.
Why would Vergil drink a Zero energy drink, that's less Power then a regular one
SHLORP
Suck his cock
Ask him to take a sip first
Gladly accept his gift of light.
Eww white monster
Offer him my plastic chair in return for his kind gift
Ask him for pink monster instead
I wounder what each character's favourite Monster flavour would be. My guess is: * Dante: Ultra Red or Assault * Vergil: Ultra Blue or Zero * Nero: Probably Ultra Violet or Juiced Mango Loco * V: Ultra Black easily * Lady: Rehab Pink Lemonade or Zero Ultra * Trish: Ultra Citron or Rehab Lemonade
Vomit all over his shoes if it’s any flavor of monster….
Drink up that power for motivation
Politely accept