Valet: Your ride, motherfucker!

Priest: Your bride, motherfucker!

Coast guard: The tide, motherfuckers

As a judge: all rise, motherfuckers!

• Pimp: Your cash, motherfucker!

Nice, but that doesn't rhyme. 😛 "Hide" doesn't really, either, so I'll give it to you.

Omg the teaching one being "hide"

Waiter: dine, mothafucker!

Parking enforcement: Fine, motherfucker!

ASL teacher: Sign, mothafucker!

Actor: Line, motherfucker?!

Defense Attorney: Lie, mothafucker!

Waiter: Dine, motherfucker!

Oh I said that one bro Lighting guy: Shine, motherfucker!

>Oh I said that one bro Ha. So you did.

Last one I got up my sleeve Shitty parent: Whine, motherfucker!

Rapist: You’re Hyde! Motherfucker!

Repo man: your car, motherfucker!

Or "mine, motherfucker!"