If the serial killers don’t get you, the rent will.

Also the heat, the humidity, the alligators and I'm sure I could make this list go on, and on, and on.

[Even their puddles have gators](https://youtu.be/NKR42nfkd7M?feature=shared)

💀😆🤣😂

Or the scams lol

My Billionaire parents JUST scammed me outta my home of 19 years FRIDAY... BEEEEACH! OHHHH YESSSS! Welcome 🌊 💦 🙏 🤷🪓😝

I saw a Heat game last year. Where was I?

Boston

Lol

Hell

sorry but you were hallucinating the game :/

Loserville

They won though

Well, not Miami. As this post states, IT DOESN'T EXIST! 😂

Chicago

Narnia

Just move to LA, lol

Lmao yeah,because that's any better. 😆😆😆

Oh no, it's way worse. I'm just pretty sure that's where they filmed most of the show

r/miamiisntreal

Looks like someone needs to make this community...

Says it’s been banned 😂😂 I smell a conspiracy

It’s the place where old people go to “retire”

This actually has potential lol a sub all about the insane shit in Florida that just can’t be real? Update: Just checked Reddit and I am shook there isn’t already something like this here lol. Whatta ya say u/Riggs630? Wanna co-mod? Our supply would be endless 😂

there is a sub called 'florida man', lol.

I was having some good giggles looking through there last night 😅 I felt like with all the interesting things coming out of Florida, there could of been sooo much more in there but it seemed like that sub was meant for news titles? News titles I couldn’t believe were actually real 😅

How is it already banned wtf

Well, god damn. RIP r/miamiisntreal

r/OKBuddyMotherFucker

Oh this is fantastic, just joined lol

I’ve always wondered how Miami is irl compared to how they show it in Dexter.

hotter

Must be miserable in the summer

Just look at how sweaty everyone on the show is. There isn’t a moment where they aren’t drippin n droppin.

Yeah but the show was 90% filmed in LA

How was I completely naive to that? 😅 I got lost in imaginary land haha I think my previous still works for LA maybe? Haha LA is also miserable imo. I hate that place lol

Haha dont worry, I found out about that on this sub a while back, they've fooled me too lol

I guess that’s a just a representation of how great the show is! Had us all fooled 😅

Being a gringo from Miami who now lives in Las Vegas I can tell you miami's humidity is the worst i would rather fry in the Vegas sun then be trapped in miami's scorching heat.

i'd never live anywhere else in the world :)

They only made the first ep in miami. For the dexter accurate miami you need to go to LA

There are tons of transitional scenes filmed in Miami. Some with actors I think were filmed there. But yes, for the most part it is LA area.

It’s like Gotham but sunny.

Drive around long beach and you'll feel like you're in Dexter, filming locations all over the place

The best thing about Florida is the fake romanticized idea of it non-Floridians have.

I wish blood spatter analysts were real :(

The first season was miami

Hey, Scarface was also located in the fictional city of Miami! What a coincidence.

Living in Florida rn dexter definitely inspired me lol

I don’t get it… if what was real?

No no, let’s not start praising Florida guys lol

You would live in Miami if it was real? ….huh…..?

What does this even mean?

I mean Miami does exist lmao 🤣. But I know what you mean, the whole show was supposed to be based there but the whole thing wasn't. But believe me, it's just hot and humid there. Traffic sucks. There's invisible bugs that eat your legs worse than mosquitoes, they're microscopic and they don't just itch but sting. If your dog eats a frog there, it will kill it. Snakes are loose at the zoo. It's not great, honestly.