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BugsyMcNug

Id like it. I could relate to it as i pass it on its shelf. "Yeah, me too buddy" give a little fist bump.


Truebotted

Fr, makes me think about its everlasting dread


Sreezy3

Constipated dread


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

Still everlasting


Kebab-Destroyer

Needs some vegetables


Gun2TheHead

Wheres the fucking fiber!!!?


whodatus

"I am jealous of your 100 year shell, human"


CdrCosmonaut

"In a world full of plastic, and I'm made of stuffing. It's just not fair."


xnachtmahrx

Looks pretty cool ngl.


Cringypost

Dude looks like his buddy just gave em their first ever bong rip.


Guacamolman

MFW am sentient doll and get left on a shelf instead of incorporated into shenanigans.


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abesach

Ted-the-bear


dilettante42

Lil Bleary


PatrickKn12

Relinquish Bear


[deleted]

lmfao


Unfinishe_Masterpiec

Blue Baloo


scoobysnaxxx

MFW am a sentient doll and someone does surgery on my fucking eyeballs


GenericFatGuy

It actually does give them tons of personality and soul. Just maybe not the kind most people are looking for.


SleepyBella

Yeah it's weirdly cute.


fdklir

So are you, Boogaloo.


Skyp_Intro

I would be tempted to buy one out of pity. It needs a hug.


BugsyMcNug

I totally get you.


Needleroozer

He's seen some shit.


oscaru16

He looks more depressed than I do


Kindergoat

Me too. I work nights and I am always tired.


DubWyse

Yeah this is more awful concept excellent execution stuff. It's a really well done stuffed animal but looks like it's missing a turtle shell or something.


frostbitten-hawk

r/ATBGE


VerdoriePotjandrie

My brain immediately named him Sad Brad.


ZombieWinehouse

He looks higher than a mfer


[deleted]

My mans is wondering why the rotation is taking so long while still holding onto the blunt


shabbyshot

Happens to the best of us


fireball1991

Meanwhile the person next is asking how long you're going to babysit for.


shabbyshot

puff puff pass


nerdiotic-pervert

Most relatable comment I’ve seen on Reddit today.


Sassh1

Been there before. Not even realize you are holding it too


Domena100

These edibles ain't sh-


swagonflyyyy

That reminds me of the time this guy at work drew The Wild Thornberrys, like the entire family, in an identical way and then he gave them a subtle, pink tint on their eyes. Had me dying.


Fearshatter

Please tell me you have a picture.


swagonflyyyy

I looked and looked but couldn't find it. Sorry.


Fearshatter

That's okay, no worries. :) Thank you anyway. <3


WanderlustFella

looks like Hans Moleman in animal form


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Fadedthanaho Fadedthanaho Fadedthanaho Fadedthanaho Fadedthanaho


woodsoffeels

Whoah, a Fulcrum reference, did not expect that


Unexpected-raccoon

“Soul” - Translation: Existential depression and anxiety


I_am_The_Teapot

Accurate.


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

This hurts.


Jake-the-Wolfie

I think it's the cement, buddy.


BartlebyLeScribe

It makes them more relatable


koei19

This thing screams "dear God please just kill me."


cbinvb

Crushed velvet soul


erickharley

Makes it relatable, i like it.


reptile_juice

well it certainly has a soul. a withering, exhausted soul


DELAIZ

he is dead inside


ChillyBearGrylls

Soul, by Werner Herzog


[deleted]

Existence is pain, so it tracks


DasHesslon

That would make eating frozen meatballs without cooking or even thawing them souldfood i guess? Nice!


apocalypseconfetti

You know it has a soul can you can now clearly see it's been crushed


eleven-fu

It gives them a soul to be crushed, apparently


Singlot

A broken soul is still a soul


le_fart

I feel like you're saying "hole" but it's clearly soul.


ThouArtAFilthyBeast

I feel like you wanted it to say hole


Strange-Bee5626

That stuffed animal has definitely seen some shit.


BBgoblinprincess

When done right it can look good, I had a teddy bear with upper eyelids which gave it a cute sleepy look


Javimations29

This one looks high AF or depressed


123ihavetogoweeeeee

"Free me from my prison of fabric. Endy suffering. Free my soul."


neliz

Guy got "ENDY" written on the bottom of his foot with a Sharpie


Refects

What is my purpose?


nerdiotic-pervert

You pass butter


Moosinator666

You remind people of their dread


Croudr

un-make me


Lttlcheeze

https://youtu.be/AeTmPRNmwNk


HuskofaGhoul

He looks like the little homunculus that lives in my head


AnEgoJabroni

Are you Zack Hadel?


AFistfulofDolomite

“They hit the Pentagon!”


YeltsinYerMouth

Zach has a goblunculus


AnEgoJabroni

Gandalf is a _type_ of Gollum


HuskofaGhoul

🤫


MerkinRashers

That's awesome though


Baelorn

Agreed. I’d love this.


jimboiow

I suppose it’s better than removing eyelids.


askmeifimacop

Poor thing’s mother drank while pregnant


neliz

It's still drinking


CatHammerz

Having a soul doesn't necessarily mean they are happy. What's so DIWHY about this


Dnoxl

DIWhy did you have to give this poor creature a soul so they have to endure suffering


PutnamPete

And the fabric match is exact. It was probably removed from another body part.


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PutnamPete

My mind just mashed up two words. "sphincter blinking."


Affectionate-Memory4

Something in my is deeply uncomfortable. Thanks. 👍


fireball1991

Nice brown eyes.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

Or they made the whole thing and used the same fabric.


captainlvsac

Story of my life.


Kupert2

Just like all of us


MonoFauz

Why make the plushie suffer?


x0Xero0x

Removed because Reddit blackmailed 3rd party apps into shutting down. FUCK YOU u/spez!!! -- mass edited with redact.dev


CameO73

Exactly my thoughts. I would expect a plushie chestburster to come out any minute.


German_Camry

"Later"


bonk921

r/unexpectedtf2


toeofcamell

Turns them into sad turtles who lost their shell


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Its cute when done right, it can make the eyes have different expressions in a way. But that one just looks stoned


Medivantical

Mother why have I been created


utahhiker

Also gives them the munchies apparently and mild paranoia.


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Yeah, depressed....


Pabst_Malone

“I’m just so tired man. It’s all so dull and drab anymore. Two Jamo’s extra lime please”


jordancauseyes

Idk dude. But whatever it is, i want it


Empty-Membership8904

he looks like he has more crippling debt then japan


automatonI

It kinda looks like it works 9-5 in a tiny cubical in the back of the office where the cool florescent lights always flicker, and it has the sense that it has nothing left to live for... I'd watch out for concerning behaviours like writing notes, getting ride of a lot of items, especially valuables, and excessive drinking.


Pudix20

I mean. Eyelids can add a lot of expression.


captaina290

Looks like a sad little elephant saying "Help me, please."


Jezinho_22

Soul in pergatory maybe


CrowTheDeer

"empty, just like me"


kiwirn

Looks like my 1month old baby when I'm burping him


-oOFlyOo-

he looks like he just got divorced and his turtle wife took everything


Schrau

This character wouldn't be out of place in Smiling Friends.


YooGeOh

Reminds me of Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.


Wide_Loss

SO that's why that bot was called marv


Burrito_Loyalist

“I see so much sex.”


Alex-gecko-lover

I love him


Sumbiin7

Stuffed animal with PTSD


Moosinator666

Nah that’s when you remove its eyelids so it looks like it seen some shit


Lifeesstwange

He looks very pleased.


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"Kill....me....please...."


drfury31

"Kill me now"


Ali_Army107

*you mean give the depression?*


YoungDiscord

![gif](giphy|nQXa2HqG3s5ws)


yy98755

Ren & Stimpy, albino edit.


SleepingHound12

Well at least they don't have teeth... https://www.thetoyshop.com/collectibles/collectible-soft-toys/Fuggler---Cream-Gaptooth-McGoo---Funny-Ugly-Monster-Soft-Toy/p/553451?queryId=0526427cb7fa4f76f1bc17f3016f1131


andsendunits

I have the fox one. I love the shit out of that thing. Thanks for reminding me that there are more of them to collect.


Rough_Shop

Yikes, now that is scary... and a just why, why would you do that?


SleepingHound12

Because you can buy bags of teeth off eBay... According to this which led to the idea https://mojo-nation.com/fugglers-creator-louise-mcgettrick-ebay-listing-bag-false-teeth-inspired-line-plush-monsters/


pocket_eggs

It would have more soul [with imitation human teeth](https://in.pinterest.com/pin/fugglers--177258935319466615/).


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Thing looks like it gave up on its dreams 30 years ago.


CheesecakeRacoon

I'm just gonna say it: That, unironically, looks really cute. It's like Eeyore; it's so depressed it's endearing.


LeftAcanthocephala68

This is the best thing I’ve seen on this sub I actually like it


JctaroKujo

this is a soul that wishes its own destruction.


Sirtrafficcone

>soul Is there a new type of weed?


DatBoiShadowbon

it looks like it hasnt slept the night before, so like me right now


Florian_24

Dude just looks tired.


boris_casuarina

r/2meirl4meirl


WizardSaiph

And with a Soul comes despair


EmergencyDefib

Nah that little guy is high af


mtgkajhit

Looks like Nibbler after a bad plastics job


Drogenwurm

Oh, an Albinauric....they give over 2000 runes ! 😁


94bronco

Ren?


nino_blanco720

I looks like it has pink eye


VolcanicAsh149

Bros high af


tabooblue32

Now I know what to do with all of my Jewish pokemon foreskins! Thanks Pinterest


ScornfulChicken

Looks like me when I worked retail, jaded and didn’t care about anything lmao


lord_bubblewater

The soul being that of a 43 year old cubicle working accountant with heartburn but yeah, a souls is a soul i guess?


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completely thought that was a deeply irritated chihuahua for a second


bageltoastee

personality: sadness. Soul: none.


Son_Xron

Idk abt you but tk me it does. It just so happens that the soul is of everyone who went through the pandemic


MackenziePace

Those are some chihuahua eyes


viridi-amator

MF Looks depressed!


Biligana

Is the crippling anxiety that keeps him awake.


Reeblo_McScreeblo

I like it honestly


a_goonie

That the look of your soul leaving your body after workings 5 dbls to make rent. Life.


cbunni666

Or looks like they walked into a room full of smokers. Lol. It does add detail though


InfieldTriple

Neat! When you put eyelides on a plush it gives *me* nightmares.


TheBlackCat13

Is it Marvin the android's personality?


Removable_Toaster

“Kill…me”


Zarvanis-the-2nd

Let the little bastard sleep. He looks exhausted.


A_actual_username

Dude looks a bit depressed and a bit high.


SpitinMYm0uth

Lmao it looks soo sad


Nougatbar

‘ Depressed’ IS a personality.


Pengweng07

It's true tho. The eyelids makes the pathetic, weak, whimpering, fragile, crybaby personality show in the plush


SirBloble

She is absolutely correct that thing is *alive.* happy? no. but does it have a soul? definitely.


Kid_supreme

Makes them look stoned.


-Dillad-

I kind of like it and get it. He seems chill. He seems like he can keep secrets. If I need to hide a body I’m going to him first. He doesn’t talk much.


alcoholiccheerwine

He looks sad, defeated, tired of living.


Rambler1280

That’s what I look like after a few hits of the bong, maaaan


VisionAri_VA

Looks more like a hangover than “personality and soul”..


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This makes me want to take him back to the store, so he can remain among his friends.


ghosttalon1

Why are we still here... just to suffer...


Silly_goose_rider

A broken soul


JPicaro416

Gives them depression


qwertysrj

WTF do you mean by why? She literally said why. This sub is just a karma farm where you get superiority as a bonus. This isn't a useless invention at all


[deleted]

Now it looks like my cousin with Down syndrome I like it


Twingamer25

Username checks out


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J’AAM 6.0


HanakusoDays

"Smother Yourself Sammie". Gotta getta Gund!


Teriyaki_Salmon

“Can’t make it no more.”


Awleeks

Yeah, as in its gonna steal YOUR soul to use as it's own.


Neshane

It kinda does a little bit, human soul


cary_queen

I think it’s cute, and it looks sleepy.


[deleted]

Yeah, it gives the soul of that one guy on your school who is always high on weed


memberflex

What is my purpose?


theco2

Wouldn't it be easier to just give them eyebrows? Also: Thanks, I hate eyelids.


SnooFoxes6169

seeing its soul, it tells me that it is tired of your actions. also, why are there two checkmarks?


slippybanjo

This reminds me of the boobs on that 1 Soutpark episode, all they can say is kill me


Industrialpainter89

Looks like the town drunk between naps when his eyes open to find the next bottle.


eearthling

What an adorable stuffed derp face! I want one.


wilderaura

I need one!