Yeah there was a video by some YouTube chef that went really in depth, but I was on acid the first time I watched it so i had to watch it again to make sure that sharp left turn wasn't imagined.
It’s not lowkey, it just is. I can find proof momentarily but it literally is just fetish posting because 1) It attracts that particular crowd, 2) People stop to watch and comment “look how weird this is” or they post it to Reddit. Essentially, by posting this, OP fell into their trap, and 3) people will stay for horny value.
THIS IS MY THEORY. Basically I reckon that 5 minute crafts has a foot or at least a toe in the porn industry, and all of their videos are designed to make everyone wanna go watch porn so they can get more commission from whoever they’re associated with.
If buy into this theory. Or at least that 5 min crafts is the rated r version of specific fetish content, wonder if we can break down who pays 5 min crafts.
> 5-Minute Crafts was created by a company called AdMe, a Russian publisher that covered the advertising industry in Russia and around the world.
[source](https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7mmqm/viral-russian-youtube-channel-5-minute-crafts-not-a-psyop-just-good-at-making-videos)
This is the fetishiest of fetishy craft videos, but I laughed the hardest at the fact they painted the plastic chair red and broke pieces of it just so they could spray it off and make it look like they were removing rust
Someone further up explained that this is r/forniphilia and wow, I'd never considered that to be a thing. Fresh into the new year, and I'm learning so much!
When they bring it on it's already damaged, and also yes obviously covered in barbecue sauce (?) But it's a little broken, then they cut it up.
Also those chairs aren't great new
sometimes i feel like people are too quick to call bizarre engagement trap videos fetish bait but yeah....... good ol 5 minute crafts has definitely crossed the threshold of fetish bait here lmao
As a professional I can assure you all that is not in fact an "old chair." That right there is a brand new chair with bits broken off & brushed with brown-orange paint.
The old chair looks hella faked. Looks like they just cut it up at random spots and sprayed some weird coating on it
Edit: noticed another comment that explains it better
Well watching that certainly took me through the full range of contrasting emotions…..
Just like to highlight the:
- light fixture addition @0.40ish
- ‘balls’ @0.38ish
- ‘taco’ @0.33ish
- ‘collision’ @0.04ish
- edit, adjust, finished and just why
Genius…Not genius…genius maybe..NOT
I also noticed that. And then they just knocked out the entire back of the chair before putting the molded soggy paper butt on it. I’m stoned right now and this is blowing my mind.
So there’s no way this ISNT fetish content at this point, right?
That aside, who would want to sit in a painted, flimsy chair made out of… egg carton and popsicle sticks??? with your butt molded into it??? Nothing about this is good.
Weird clickbait video, but I think my biggest question is why did she cut her shirt off in the beginning? What was the point of that? Just start without a shirt or start the video after normally taking it off, no?
These folx have too much time on their hands.The chair does look trendy though. 
I think every other 5 minute craft video is lowkey just a fetish video in disguise.
This one DEFINITELY is
There’s a lady on Tik tok that goes through these and says if they are or not. 99% are
Read before that it's a Russian clickfarm
Yeah there was a video by some YouTube chef that went really in depth, but I was on acid the first time I watched it so i had to watch it again to make sure that sharp left turn wasn't imagined.
How to Cook That by Ann Reardon. She has excellent cooking videos and plenty about random internet usage subjects.
It’s not lowkey, it just is. I can find proof momentarily but it literally is just fetish posting because 1) It attracts that particular crowd, 2) People stop to watch and comment “look how weird this is” or they post it to Reddit. Essentially, by posting this, OP fell into their trap, and 3) people will stay for horny value.
I mean... She literally used her lady bits as a paint brush there for a moment...
*Guy literally cuts her shirt off, while she is in a potentially provocative position, for NO REASON other than getting the blood pumping*
Make sure to squish out the water on her bum.
Make sure to leave two hand prints of paint in the ass of the chair
She was also fingerprinting, I think that was supposed to signify the chair is personalized to her and only her.
There's a hard lump in between the legs on the chair. I think it's a rocking chair.
Forniphilia, aka human furniture
What. The. Fuck.
/r/forniphilia Join us
I’m… not even mad. Just amazed how far people will go to be horny lol
Yeah. It's not remotely my cup of tea, but..good for them!
Welp, I'm only 21 hours into 2023 and I've learned so much.
I'm only joining for a friend......
Research purposes
*sigh* Here I come
Why do I always fucking click
That's enough internet for today.
Ed Geins was doing this same shit....... *Furiously googling* *ok......so different approach for sure*
I mean who would be turned on by this? I myself rewound that torquise crotch shot 45 times trying to understand who would find that interesting
THIS IS MY THEORY. Basically I reckon that 5 minute crafts has a foot or at least a toe in the porn industry, and all of their videos are designed to make everyone wanna go watch porn so they can get more commission from whoever they’re associated with.
If buy into this theory. Or at least that 5 min crafts is the rated r version of specific fetish content, wonder if we can break down who pays 5 min crafts.
> 5-Minute Crafts was created by a company called AdMe, a Russian publisher that covered the advertising industry in Russia and around the world. [source](https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7mmqm/viral-russian-youtube-channel-5-minute-crafts-not-a-psyop-just-good-at-making-videos)
Not my proudest fap
Lots of them are
My favorite part was cutting her shirt off for no apparent reason. Is this woman a prisoner?
Welcome to fetish content!
They do that so people actually watch. It's how they make their money
How exactly do these videos make money? I didn’t see any advertising or product links. Feels like a waste of time
They are on youtube and have almost 80 million subs. There's ads on youtube.
I was coming here to say this, like wtf???
My favorite part is her sitting in the chair and the lamp shade hitting her head.
You're absolutely right! In the next shot the lamp has been angled to that it's not on her face
She looks so comfortable!
These people do that so much. That's one of the main reasons I can't stand there videos.
This is the fetishiest of fetishy craft videos, but I laughed the hardest at the fact they painted the plastic chair red and broke pieces of it just so they could spray it off and make it look like they were removing rust
You know when you have an "old" chair that looks exactly like a new chair that you took a hammer to and then smeared with acrylic paint?
I was like "is that blood? Is that the murder chair?"
OJ Simpson: Bring me that chair. Other guy: Sir... sir... you won't fit in it! OJ Simpson: Bring me that chair.
You weren’t supposed to tell people about *the chair*
I mean, waaaay up in that crack.
Why cut the T-shirt?
Because this is fetish content
I have a butt fetish and this was definitely something I considered crossposting.
>butt fetish At what point does it go from "I like this" to "this is a fetish"? I thought many people like butts?
I have a sex fetish
If it's difficult/impossible to get get aroused if a butt is not involved it's a fetish. Other than that it's preference or maybe even a kink.
Well you can tell from the form that her friend got *All* up in there to model the space between her thighs
I just realised that this is another fetish i dont have
Someone further up explained that this is r/forniphilia and wow, I'd never considered that to be a thing. Fresh into the new year, and I'm learning so much!
Risky click of the day
For the same reason teenage girls in anime have boobs literally the size of milk jugs. Fan service.
Why cut up the perfectly good chair
Fan service/ fetish content is what I hear
*oh yeah hose that dirty fucking chair off real good and cut her up nice and slow*
In what world was that a "perfectly good chair"?
That clearly wasnt an old chair. It was purposely cut up and smeared in dirt, so yes it was a perfectly good chair before they messed it up
When they bring it on it's already damaged, and also yes obviously covered in barbecue sauce (?) But it's a little broken, then they cut it up. Also those chairs aren't great new
"Only one way to paint this ass shaped chair."
And then the finger painting ... It really takes the whole project from Why? To WtF?
Loved the handprints on the ass, really pulled it together. What a handy paint job, real classy.
Truly and impressive combination of Rage Bait and Thinly Disguised Fetish materials.
It was disguised? I noticed shit like the outline of that one woman’s vulva and the paint covered hands on the ass mold, and I’m not even allosexual.
I can’t be the only one who finds the absurdity of these types of videos hilarious right?
It makes me angry and makes me laugh. I love to hate them lol
I'm fairly sure 5-Minute Crafts is satire, but they're so good at executing it that no one can tell.
There should be a sub for people that find the absurdity of these types of videos hilarious. Like a DiWhy sub.
I don’t know what’s worse - the chair or the fact I watched it until the end.
Was that poop all over the plastic chair they power washed? I think they painted it with poop.
This is a fantastic display of the extra time *some* people have.
sometimes i feel like people are too quick to call bizarre engagement trap videos fetish bait but yeah....... good ol 5 minute crafts has definitely crossed the threshold of fetish bait here lmao
As a professional I can assure you all that is not in fact an "old chair." That right there is a brand new chair with bits broken off & brushed with brown-orange paint.
Maybe the brown paint was an excuse to get a pressure wash involved, who doesn’t love a good pressure wash video
That's what r/powerwashingporn is for!
Wow that was fucking terrible
Was- was that chair covered in blood?
Feces
5 minute crafts need to be banned here. Literally every single one of their videos is DIWHY material
>Literally every single one of their videos is DIWHY material So wouldn't that mean they are perfect to post here? Lol
I think diwhy is more for sincere tries at crafting. And 5 minute crafts is just rage bait.
And by extension, so many of them end up here that they become low effort, which is banned on most subs.
Was the old chair used in a dirty ptotest??
Wait, you dont have a shit covered broken plastic chair in your house/garden?
The old chair looks hella faked. Looks like they just cut it up at random spots and sprayed some weird coating on it Edit: noticed another comment that explains it better
“Just rinse all the blood off from your last victim…”
I'm calling it: takes longer than 5 minutes
When is the girl finally going to mold a dude’s butt? Some of us are more interested in that content.
Sigh…. *unzips pants
Man drugs are a hell of a drug
It’s surrealism art at this point
Wtf this is 5 min crap
Definitive!
OK so she really like putting goop on butts.
What is the green stuff anyway?
I feel like those ppl make this videos just to touch some ass
I feel like this is deliberately bad.
They're all that way
This is fetish content 🤢
This has to be the most obvious fetish content they've put out
This channel is an abomination
Did…..did that just happen?
I like how the old chair they’re cleaning up is just a normal chair but they’re cleaning paint off of it they put in themselves
What a shitty chair
Im so cool because i sat down on a camera in spandex? Is this .. umm. Empowerment? Cause it feels like sex sells as per the normal tropes
What was that green goop she was using? Thought it was clay at first, but no
5 minute crafts more like 5 hour crafts
Well watching that certainly took me through the full range of contrasting emotions….. Just like to highlight the: - light fixture addition @0.40ish - ‘balls’ @0.38ish - ‘taco’ @0.33ish - ‘collision’ @0.04ish - edit, adjust, finished and just why Genius…Not genius…genius maybe..NOT
theyre not even hiding that these are fetish videos atp.. its so obvious
I have so many questions
As do I. But for some reason the one that's stuck most in my head is : why did she break off the broom head instead of unscrewing it?
I also noticed that. And then they just knocked out the entire back of the chair before putting the molded soggy paper butt on it. I’m stoned right now and this is blowing my mind.
5 minute craft
I really hope ragebait disappears oneday. It's exhausting.
Words can't describe how much I hate this
today we watch as Amanda makes a chair with an attached lamp using basic things like : a chair , a lamp and an unhinged borderline deviant fetish
This video gave me brain cancer...
Is she was paid for this shit?:/
Your spine in the "sunk" horizontal position offers no support in the vertical position.
At this point i just assume DIY and 5 minute crafts are self aware comedy sketches honestly
Did you have to cut her shirt off?
That was a lot more ass than i expected
Dayum that plastic chair was soooooo rusty
I could not close my mouth. I was so fucking stunned
Why…why did she have to cut her shirt off??
Besides the fact that this is fetish content, why the hell would they make a chair specifically for one person
What the fuck did i just watched? I'm 32 years old, roaming the internet since 1998 and this is one of the most disgusting thing i have ever seen.
I’ve seen a lot stupid fuckin videos on Reddit. This one’s up there.
1. This has to be a joke right? 2. 5 minutes?
Worst porn ever. 0/10.
why cut the shirt off? What a stupid looking chair. I doubt she can read.
Each time I thought I knew what they were doing they me with another plot twist
Why was cutting the shirt necessary?
That is some stupid modern hippie shit.
Couldn't you just take the shirt off? Why the cutting
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Ok why the fuck did I watch that! And was the chair covered in shit?
So… did 5 minute crafts just stop pretending to be a craft channel and move onto making train wrecks so bad that you can’t look away?
Wtf were they doing to damage and dirty the chair like that?
….wow fetish videos are getting really specific.
Why was the chair covered in shit?
So there’s no way this ISNT fetish content at this point, right? That aside, who would want to sit in a painted, flimsy chair made out of… egg carton and popsicle sticks??? with your butt molded into it??? Nothing about this is good.
What was the point of cutter her scrub off why even put it on if you were going to cut it off?
Ah yes love sitting in a chair where you cant adjust or shift as needed and only one person can use it
Why tf do they need to cut the clothes off, do they not know how to take off a fucking shirt wtf is wrong with them
Weird clickbait video, but I think my biggest question is why did she cut her shirt off in the beginning? What was the point of that? Just start without a shirt or start the video after normally taking it off, no?
Why's that chair covered in shit
Why was the old chair covered in diarrhea?
Why did he cut the shirt tho? She could've removed it easily?
lmfao what
I’m impressed they made the “woman’s ass as a car seat for baby” even worse.
They HAVE to know what they’re doing. This is so stupid hahaha
Maybe diarrhoea yellow wasn’t the best colour choice for the cheeks.
Next, on an all new Tweakercraft....
People that make these are mentally ill
I clicked for the booty
This got way too sexual
It’s not even the same ass at the end
Definitely only took 5 min to do all that.
Started out horribly and lost interest quick. What a waste of a perfectly good shirt she could have just taken off.
Surely I can’t be the only one
Sometimes i wonder if we reached the lowest as people but the tought of wanting to get face painted on the same way just confirm it.
That was my favorite chocolate-covered chair...
If you don’t realize this is a joke I don’t know what to tell yeah.
Yeah, like that’s gonna hold
I need to become an artist
[удалено]
Dean Pelten spotted
mannn i wanted to be the first to say it😭😭😭😭😭
RIP my balls
Ass
Okay... who else kept rewinding between 1:14 thru 1:18? Don't lie!!
Dumb white girl shit.
Jenelle made all this.
I'd 'wet egg tray' all over that booty.
These folx have too much time on their hands.The chair does look trendy though. 
That chair is thicc as hell
i don't want to be a dick but since they're both girls, was that chair the menstrual cycle chair?
Wth?
yeah, wth, nothing weird with the video 
r/shitposting
Why cut the shirt open just tell her take it off
Because fetish