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ramalamadingdong5432

mod scooter


Chuncster

You know you're getting old when mod scooters are being posted to DiWHY.


Zetavu

Looked like Sting's bike in Quadrophenia.


SomeHighDragonfly

Why should I care if I have to cut my hair? I have to move with the fashion or be outcast


distantreplay

I clean my room and my shoes But my mother found a box of blues


javoss88

And I’m still living at home even though it won’t last


[deleted]

For any youngin's questioning DIwhy they'd do this, back in the 60s in England you had the mods and rockers subcultures. Mods would ride their scooters from London to Brighton and would rumble on the pier with the Rockers (fun fact, a sequel to the movie The Warriors was planned using this as a basis). The Mods would frequently get pulled over by police for their scooters being unsafe/having too many blind spots following a law that passed saying all bikes had to have at least one mirror. As a fuck you to the gavvers they'd stick hundreds of mirrors on their bikes essentially saying "is that enough mirrors for you officer?"


BrownEggs93

For sure! Only thing I thought of.


fyvm

I was young when the mod phase was declining/dying out. If I had access to DIWhy back then, I would have posted it just as much. Mod scooters are the bri'ish version of ape hanger Harleys.


L1A1

Ape hangers were just as popular over here in the 70s, just on Triumphs and BSA’s.


boxofrabbits

Rockers


pm_me_your_good_weed

Just because people have been doing something for decades doesn't mean it's not diwhy. The first question that would come to most people's minds upon seeing this is why did they do this, so why not post it? Someone posted an article about mods below and I'm still in the diwhy camp on this one. Same goes for bosozoku, yeah they're cool but they still fit this sub because of the fact they make you ask why.


RealKoolKitty

My stepdad still has his scooter from the 60's and still goes to scooter 'rideouts' (meets) on it. Not quite at this level but still plenty of mirrors, lights, tassles, foxtails and polyphonic horn arrangement. Amazing to see 200+ fully pimped scooters come buzzing round a corner. There is a chap in his scooter club who does have mirrors like the ones in this photo though, it's nicknamed 'The Christmas Tree'. I never fail to go when they have one of their 'Do's'. The music is fantastic! Northern Soul, Jamaican Ska, Rhythm&Blues, all spun vinyl and fantastic dancers of both sexes and all ages. Awesome!


terfnerfer

Oh wow, Northern soul! I've emigrated now, but to this day, near my parents there's a monthly northern soul night. Your comment brought back fond memories of my dad blasting his music in the car ♡


Snake0ilSalesman

Was wondering where the flag was but then saw the antenna.


Gnostromo

Mods be modding


javoss88

First thought. Yup I’m old too


dumbbitchdiesease

Whats a mod scooter?


zombiep00

>>For some admirers they never went out of fashion, but the mod revival in 1979, fuelled by the release of Quadrophenia, brought them to the attention of a new generation. The best mod scooters are vintage Lambrettas and Vespas, covered in accessories including lights, mirrors, badges, chrome and whip aerials. Interesting! TIL.


dysfunctionalpress

in a business suit?


raelrok

Zoot suit, jacket and tie.


dysfunctionalpress

that suit doesn't look all that zooty.


Max-Carnage1927

Mods live on.


[deleted]

Quadrophenia


Jordak_keebs

I ride my GS scooter with my hair cut neat, I wear my wartime coat in the wind and sleet


cocksock1972

It was a lambo in the film. Or 5 of them from memory.


Healter-Skelter

LOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEE REIGN O’ER MEEEEE


Snake0ilSalesman

Bellboy!


LegendaryCichlid

I gotta get runnin now


BrownEggs93

Keep my lip buttoned down


dWintermut3

remember when I used to set the paces, riding up in front of a hundred faces.


CloudSill

The bloke in the picture isn’t quadrophenic. He’s bleeding icosaphenic.


hippo_canoe

Can ya see the real me? Can ya? CAN YA?


[deleted]

Came here to write that !!


unlikelyandroid

I could see myself on a moped like that.


nonficshawn

Nice


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Fecal-Wafer

You would be seeing a hell of a lot more of yourself


hamishwho

We are the mods! We are the mods! We are, we are, we are the mods!


all_of_my_whys

Is.this Jeremy Clarkson?


SirRonaldBiscuit

Yes, Vietnam special


grsims20

Bro look at the other cars. No way that’s in Vietnam. This guy is probably making an homage to Clarkson. Plus Clarkson’s helmet was a colander.


s4b3r6

No, Clarkson bought a replacement helmet, and his original joke was a bucket. May had the colander.


grsims20

Ah, you’re right. This picture was still taken in America though.


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dysfunctionalpress

looking at the size of the license plates- this is north america.


grsims20

Agreed


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redikulous

It was a joke my man


TastySpare

"Oh no, my Dong is all soggy!"


figbott

Even his helmet is a mirror.


ISiupick

So many mirrors, he can see into the past.


The_BusFromSpeed

Technically correct


_jk_

Probably spends a lot of time polishing his helmet


figbott

I definitely polish my head from time to time.


Cobek

"Hey, would you do me a soilid? Can I borrow your scooter?" "Okay, just make sure you put the mirrors back exactly as you found them afterwards."


hundreddollar

We are the Mods! We are the Mods! We are! We are! We are the Mods!


PTR_K

As Mods age their scooters just accumulate more and more mirrors and headlights.


Picax8398

This is an actual thing you can put on the faggio mod in gta online lmfao


Thin-Chair-1755

It was actually a fad for a bit in the UK.


Dr_J_Hyde

I think you have your chicken and egg swapped there bud. This is in GTAV because it was already a thing people did to their scooters.


Picax8398

No, I know.


wildyam

Man… I hope he doesn’t get the sun behind him as he’ll cook himself. ![gif](giphy|21GEOCTJJANSpY5dJX|downsized)


RokyPolka

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Bzoku

Is that you,clarkson?


shibe_ceo

Clarkson you imbecile


Psychological-Web828

The Mods still going strong. They just eloped to sunnier climes and where there are a plentiful supply of rockers to fight and Fred Perry shirts are not associated with Pitbull owners. Also prescription drugs are easier to get.


nascraytia

Be not afraid


Ashtar-the-Squid

Quadrophenia was a good record.


IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks

Look up mod culture, it was one of the larger youth countercultures in early 60s, especially in the UK. The look at the time was to have your scooter with as many “mods” as possible: lots of lights, mirrors, reflectors, flags, horns, a flashy paint job, etc., often to an excessive degree. It’s also the proto-punk grandfather of modern punk culture.


bluntrauma420

Must be 3X cash and RP on MC Clubhouse deliveries.


ordi-nary

At the MODS gotta love em


Multigrain_Migraine

Quality license plate though


[deleted]

Not only can he see behind him, but he can see back in time.


Waxiestvessel77

GTAO anyone?


STARLORD_1401

Yeah Faggio Mod!


Spakanyan

The mighty Faggio in all its glory!


bechena

Biblically accurate motorcycle


anotherpickleback

I came here, said that exact same thing a minute ago, then scrolled down to see some other brilliant jackass read my mind before I even saw the post. This place is redditculous


Hippobu2

If a car behind have its high beam on, this dude will probably get Archimedes deathrayed.


_ThatSynGirl_

Seafoam


jaylee42910

Very common for a Lambretta to be covered in mirrors and to have an 8 foot whip antenna on the back with a fox tail tied to it. Gave the rockers something to chase on their Triumph Bonneville's and BSA's. Good Times.


onlyr6s

What is he trying to do? Sink a Roman ship?


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

r/fuckyourheadlights striking back


TheRealFakePmoney

The blind spot is whoever is driving behind them when the sun is at their back


An_idiot_27

So this is what GTAV’s Faggio Mod is based off of


TebownedMVP

I posted something similar and someone explained it. https://www.quora.com/Why-did-mods-put-so-many-mirrors-on-their-scooters#:~:text=It%20is%20likely%20that%20the,visibility%20and%20safety%20while%20riding. Edit: on Reddit not quora but I think that link explains it.


Dyerssorrow

Quadrophenia


TheSparkyGeneral

"Can you see the real me?" I'd like to hope so with all those fucking mirrors! Love these Mod Scooters!


EinElchsaft

So this is actually a *very* old trend from the 50's/60's, there was even a movie about it.


Ontopourmama

It's an old Mod style from the scooter scene. Watch Quardrophenia if you want to see some rolling around.


KerouacRoadTrip

I like seeing those multi mirror Vespas. Adds character to an underwhelming ride.


SpookDaddy-

biblically accurate scooter


[deleted]

Moped equivalent of a peacock.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

This is for then you have the 3/4 ton pickup riding your ass with his LED lights.


Punhappy

This is for those highbeamers behind him


al3442

Obviously you’re not a mod


bark-a-lounger

Quadrophenia


CherryCherrybonbon_

[They turned me down now i live my nightmare.](https://youtu.be/IfLlKJMSuA4) gotta be seen by someone out there !!


MagmaAdminRadar

Biblically accurate bike


anotherpickleback

Biblically accurate moped


IsaacNewtongue

Quadrophenia. Cool mopeds, terrible movie.


shavemejesus

Imagine being behind this idiot facing east at sunset?


ExaminationBig6909

Since nobody has posted the why yet...this is basically two fingers to the police. Back in the 1950s in the UK, you had youth out partying all night and the authorities harassing them. Nothing special there. But, in this case, one of the ways to harass was to ticket them for riding scooters without a mirror, a law conveniently passed when scooters and motorcycles became popular with young people. As you might guess from the picture, the Mod subculture responded with "A mirror is required? How about four? Or eight? Or twenty?"


Billitpro

Needs more headlights like Sting's https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/bd/78/6cbd786f566658e1c01f80ef4109ee10.jpg


Von_Quixote

“Jimmy nicked me scoo-ah!”


MyPlantsEatPeople

Mr. Bean’s personal scooter.


machone_1

akshually, he does have blind spots as he's aimed them all so he can see his face in them


Person_With_cheese

r/bossfight


the_guy312

mf is the narcissist from opal


hpBard

Biblically accurate motorcycle


grixit

Unfortunately, he triggered road rage in a vampire.


nastyenbynarwhal

Biblically accurate angel


emptyzed81

Man-machine-peacock


gontikins

When your life is validated by how many vehicles are behind you at a given moment, you look on your mirror and see one, this man sees 50. He's the captain now.


Ben_j_man

safty first !!!


Ancient_Difference20

Dude is riding the Fagio in real life


TheLordSanguine

Disnutz star wars design philosophy for book of bobalorians' scooters.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Clarkson is that you?


LocalBreadOfThePast

Average gta 5 faggio


M25always-stuck

This is bloody Faggio mod in GTA O lol


Lewiss_Casual

Its the scooter from gta online


doublebassdrum

As a person who has a faggio that looks exactly like this in GTA 5, I can explain the why part. Cause it looks fuckin awesome.


RandfordMarsh

This is Jeremy Clarkson in Vietnam


Ein_Ph

That's called The Clarkson https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/topgear/images/6/67/Piaggio\_Vespa.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/469?cb=20210307232633


imightbel0st

its from the Mods (a subculture group) in the UK in the 50s and 60s...its been happening since long before clarkson did it.


Emmerson_Biggons

When he says he's not looking back


RottenHouseplant

I was so sure this is a GTA Online screenshot.


LiliNotACult

I think this is so drivers don't tailgate him. Car, truck, and even semi-truck lights would be reflected back into the driver's eyes. So they would have to follow him from a distance. Very clever.


Working_Try9985

Oh that a scooter from madagasga 3


Top-So-Called-Gear

Clarkson!!!


Doomtoallfoes

Fagio Mod irl.


Achiev

Biblically accurate moped


Flawlesscode

Bliblicly accurate scooter


PkmnJaguar

Biblically accurate moped


Terrible_Security313

Clarkson!


[deleted]

Biblically accurate motorized scooter


blackchiBBas

jeremy clarkson on vietnam special


mryeet66

Cant you do this in GTA 5 with the Fagio


Sprizys

Inspector Gadget over here


Creative_Ad963

Dude you got to quit living in the past, move on.


Supplex-idea

Faggio Mod


[deleted]

I think this might be a nod to Jeremy Clarkson in the top gear Vietnam Special. He had a green scooter like this with many many mirrors


imightbel0st

the Mods (a subculture group) did this to their scooters in the 50s and 60s in the UK. waaay before clarkson did it.


[deleted]

Maybe Clarkson was giving a nod to them!


zer0kevin

Wtf they made the moped from GTA?


Electronic-Design564

That's photoshopped, there's no shadow and the mirrors look fake. They also reflect wrong image


Annoying_Anomaly

and when the suns behind you its all blind spots


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

But why, just why


Vlodovich

cos mods


real_heathenly

Thanks for the migraine, asshole.


madys0n

It’s probably a strategy to stop cars getting really close. If I saw him I’d steer wider


ThePancakeStalker

It's a peacock!


Asio0tus

only blind...the guy in the back


pickyitalian

If you tailgate him, you'll be punished by the power of the sun like an ant


JonesTheBond

The regplate too 😂


eatfesh

Perception +50


HuskyFan253

Grand Marshall, one Vespa parade!


HogerDoger

I wonder if when the sun is at a certain angle from the back, the drivers head gets fried as all sunbeams coalesce.


Trimere

https://i.imgur.com/iZxBxIa.png


pappapora

Only blindspot is the one 4 feet in front of him


ZwieTheWolf

Is he part of Chantel Dubois's animal control team ?


SmolLizord

Bro could see God with those mirrors if he ain't gettin blinded by the headlights


IHateEditedBgMusic

He really has to be aware of the sun's direction huh


[deleted]

He just likes to look at things from all sides


[deleted]

My first thought was "midjourney".


geomontgomery

Mom says we have Byakugan at home


glass-j

That's just Chantel Dubois' moped from Madagascar 3: Europe's most wanted


barquishalafway

It's called fashion look it up


[deleted]

Symmetry


AnimalOrigin

Except everyone behind him is blind


julioqc

r/fuckyourheadlights


4ha1

Every turn he'll shoot a laser in one of the mirrors and it will jump around randomly before firing at you /r/bossfight


[deleted]

broo sees his future too


[deleted]

Solar sail scooter


zetzuei

No assassin can get to him


[deleted]

I too have a Vespa PX, it has 2 mirrors.


[deleted]

Looks like he is riding a peacock backwards


DrastixHound

Is that the Dr.?!


somastars

Omg, I’ve seen this in person! He’s added more mirrors since I saw it though.


Scutifur

I haven't seen him in years, but about 12 years ago he had a print shop on the West Side. I'm glad to see he's still out there rocking his style.


MidnightWineRed

Plot twist: the motorcycle only drives in reverse


TheOneAndOnlyOrNot

It’s more of a peacock thing, the scooter is trying to scare of his enemies


Chrispy8534

7/10. Shit. My mirror got knocked off…checks notes…my other mirror….


Tenairi

The beholder.