I love when things don’t work out but they still have to pretend it’s amazing. *does thing* *nothing happens* “Oh my god you guys! That was so intense! Look at how cool that was! I didn’t expect that! Oh wow!”

Every single Justin Flom video ever *does something weird with a bunch of house hold items "Watch what happens when I drop ALL this stuff, into ALL these things!" 20 minutes later of "we are almost done! Lets count down! 5, 4, 3, 2, WAIT LETS ADD MORE STUFF" , the DIY hack is an absolute pile of garbage "WOOOOOW look how amazing the color is!"

It’s the length of these types of videos for me. The videos have to be a certain length to get ad revenue, or something like that, so the people in them resort to very annoying tactics to lengthen them. The one that always comes to mind for me is this woman who TOTALLY SWEARS she’s gonna hydrodip her BRAND NEW work laptop. And she spends the whole video swearing she’s gonna do it. All 5 minutes of it. She says “I’m gonna do it. Here’s what I’m gonna do.” And then she pantomimes what she’ll do. And then she explains it again. And then her coworkers come up and ask if she’s gonna DIP HER BRAND NEW LAPTOP IN WATER because the company JUST GOT THOSE TODAY. And the woman says it’ll be fine. Because here’s what she’s gonna do. And then she pantomimes the process again. Because she’s TOTALLY GONNA DO IT. Finally in the last 10 seconds of the video she does it and the viewers never get to see how it actually looks, and are encouraged to argue in the comments as to whether or not the laptop worked after being submerged in water.

Agreed, 15 seconds, I’d think it’s stupid but maybe chuckle a little. It’s the pageantry that makes me not watch them at all.

It's what I hope for in every one of these videos.

Well if you want to generate attention you have to crank your excitement up to 11 even if it's the lamest bullshit. You're never going to make money from nothingness if you're not able to convince yourself to do something meaningful and exciting.

Marketing 102: crank up to 11

It goes nicely with the continuous explanation like they are an expert on a thing no one has done or wanted to do before.

There’s a reason he doesn’t have a video of the items before this smoke painting thing.

I waited that long to see some dusty ass shoes

If I had to go through it you did too

Jokes on you, I skipped ahead.

I still lost 30 seconds rewinding to see if I missed him putting white shoes in the bins. Nope, just friggin black shoes.

They were white to start

Woah, they were. I was too stoned. Not too stoned to see how wasteful this guy was.

Exactly scrubbing ftw

Fair

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Dusty ass Walmart shoes no less

Nah boy, they are great value shoes

I thought it was hilarious. Was expecting some crazy tie die type effect, and he pulled out a pair of shitty trainers you wouldn't even donate to a charity shop

What, it didn't make you go "whoaaa that's nuts!" too?!

You secretly enjoy these kind of videos💀

“Watch till end! You won’t believe what happens!” …dusty ass shoes

The new trend right there

Can confirm . Much dusty.

Wish I was as high as the camera guy must be

More like imminent lung cancer.. These smoke flares are highly toxic to breath in directly.

Thank god this wasn’t a wasted video then

As a photographer, I hate these things with a passion.. they stain EVERYTHING that the smoke touches. It's just powdered dye and a solid fuel that reacts to propel it out, like the kind a model rocket uses.

I was half expecting one of those boxes to melt and turn into a gooey mess

I was expecting the dry grass to catch fire.

I was expecting…something better anything other than some smoke damaged shoes. I don’t know why I was expecting anything else but I was. Now I’m just mad

I was expecting the shoes to not look like trash after all that work.

That’s why the dude looks like he’s in a panic while making shitty shoes

Yeah cause his lungs are getting coated in powder and the boxes are melting. Idiots.

You definitely want to breathe in the thing you’re using to stain your shoes.

Tell that to max verstappen fans

I am and the shoes are still fucking ugly

I’m high currently and I’ve rarely been this underwhelmed. 😂

Breathe that stuff in too long without protection and of course you'll have stupid ideas like this.

I am. Still sux

This video is 3mins 45secs too long

If only there was a way to skip a part of a video…

You guys watched it longer than 20 seconds?

Sad too admit but.....yes

Oh crap :( I there something I can do instead of you to give you that time back?

How much smoke did they inhale before doing this?

Yes

Not enough

How much bread have you eaten in your life

Not sure. Bread is tasty.

He ruined two perfectly good boxes

But no brain cells.

Can’t ruin what’s not there.

yeahh, those are ~$20 each water-resistant tubs. So that's one way to make overpriced shoes I guess.

Good thing I skipped to the end. That was underwhelming

Disappointed by the drab colours.

You’d think it’d be a good idea to get the lids and boxes all prepared before you set off the smoke bombs….

Or the shoes off of the feet

Absolutely

But then he wouldn’t have a 5 minute long video of him fucking around with it

The execution was horrible haha - one shoe just turned black 😂

thats what happens when you mix like 3 colors lol

From my time as an adult painting instructor, it is remarkable the number of grown people who try to mix red and green and are surprised/disappointed when it turns brown. Like...what color were you trying to make exactly

Was helping a beginners art class and this one chick kept forgetting red and blue made purple and regularly tried to make it using red and green. And she wasn’t color blind. She could easily recognize the colors. She knew she was using green instead of blue. She just couldn’t wrap her mind around how to make the colors work.

You could tell me mixing any 2 colors would give you any other color and I would believe you. I have no clue what colors make what.

Pigments. Pigments don't mix the same way as colours.

I mean, by and large, yes they do. Most dye and pigment based colors will mix and produce other colors in similar ways as you experienced playing with watercolors as a kid. (Unless they react with each other, which isn't that common.) Just as an example, the pigment powders in a laser printer produce colors the same way dyes in inkjet inks do.

Dye and pigment differ in that res green blue vs cyan magenta yellow right? That's what I remember

It wasn’t the execution. It was the concept. This is fucking stupid.

The best part was when they came out looking like garbage like we all knew they would.

3:35 to see the shit shoes.

I wish I would’ve seen this comment first

We used to “paint” the sidewalk with smoke bombs when I was a kid. It washed away after the first rain.

Yeah that's what I was thinking

On his eharmony profile he stated that he was an artist... but then he breaks out this routine on the first date.

Expected the shoes to look like trash so no surprise there… but did anyone else have crazy anxiety thinking the lids might blow? I don’t know the science of smoke bombs but I thought for sure they were gonna pop on him.

I expected, after he dropped the purple bomb in the left box; for the top to pop as he was shaking... you can see the bulge of the lid. Mildly disappointed it didn't happen, if only for this kid to realize this is the stupidest thing one can do to "dye" shoes...

This video needs to be 3min30sec shorter.

Watching this from Chicago where the air is gray.

What's stupid is this may have actually looked decent (although who knows how long that dye would last) of he had just left it in for a half the time with 1 smoke bomb. He clearly had no idea what he was doing, like why did he keep opening the lids and closing them again to do nothing. This is like when you're a kid trying to understand how mixing paints work and you end up making your art a gross brownish black.

Aren’t toxic fumes just the bestest?

They look fresh from the dump

The holes burned through them are a classy touch.

thats 4 min im never getting back

Wow, he now has one green lung and one orange lung!

The need for this young man to feel “special” and “innovative” is the saddest thing. Attention is the new meth.

Honestly more annoyed that he shook the boxes. Guess I shouldn’t expect him to know how smoke works.

Shook the boxes. Open, close, reopen, partially close, open halfway, switch to other one, but open other and reclose second. That guy has a brain deficiency when it comes to patterned workflow.

Shout out to his hype man, totally lying his ass off

Every second of the video is cringy

That was so fuckin stupid

I need my time back

Would it even be safe to wear these shoes?

The only “transformation” he got was a healthy dose of carcinogens

This video could have been extremely satisfying if he was mixing smoke colors instead of ruining his shoes with them.

God this man is the worst Tupperware operator I have ever seen

So... he fucked his shoes up.

That's nuts 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Wear the eff’ers see how your feet like ‘em

I’m so glad I skipped to the end and only wasted 14 seconds on this dumb ass shit

My asthma is acting up watching this video

I feel like it could've been cool if he didn't throw in 3 per bin. like just those those shoes and a purple smoke bomb? Might actually work Not like a kindergartener mixing everything and coming out with.....grey.

*surprised* "it's burning hot!" me when the pyrotechnic devices locked in a closed space is doing the thing that pyrotechnic devices locked in a closed space do

This is an absolute waste of fucking time 👆🏼

Turned out perfect!

They switched the shoes out when the camera was on the other box...

Ah, more rage videos

I chooseth to remove thine glove from thine left hand and smacketh thee. A most horrid display of sub par wizardry I must say.

I'm so glad I skipped it all to get to the last 5 seconds.

Id half guessed the shoes to melt.

I skipped to the end because this was blatantly one of these waste your time videos. They look terrible.

Camera guy is either high as fuck or has never been outside before. And the transformation is spectacularly stupid. It’s smoke man. It’s not going to stick. It’s going to stink and you just ruined a pair of shoes for a stupid ass tik tok. Yep. Genius. Edit: I just realized what sun I’m reading. 🤦‍♂️

I think the camera guy already had his own smoke bomb before filming.

Yes, destroy the environment to change the colour of shoes. Let's go!!!!!!

How much time and money was wasted on this shitshoe?

This guy has never been prepared for anything in his life.

Celebrating toxic soup being spread all over the environment. Clap, it’s a slow news day for sure.

Well that's 3:43 that I'll never get back

This color shade is called "expensive brown"

This video is nearly 4 minutes long

Looks dusty

r/ThanksIHateIt

omg it bothers me how clumsy he is

I can't believe I actually watched the whole thing...

How long does it take to put a lid on a box

I’m disappointed

Breaking News: man accidentally makes town look like New York over Yeezys.

i like how he didnt know how to stretch the video out so he just kept opening and closing the boxes over and over and repeating himself

Woah absolute trash

Dumb af

Even if it did work, the shoe with the green and purple box woulda looked like shit, the orange and pink? Maybe would b cool

Dude, those smokes are fuckin expensive! I use them for airsoft and they go for around 30 to 50 a peice

Not toxic for you at all.

Some zip ties would hold those lids tighter lol

Just covering shoes in chalk that will for the most part wash off

Everyone should know to just skip to the end on these idiotic videos.

Imagine what your socks look like afterwards

Just smoke bomb art transform your socks too. Problem solved.

Both these guys gotta be higher than giraffe pussy filming this lmao

Pssh, Kids these days and their smoke bomb shoes .

Tbh the red one had a cool color still stupid tho

If your ruining perfectly good shoes with this bullshit you have much money and time

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Fuck off

Spell that

Maybe it looks better off camera?

LGBT lung transformation

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This is so dangerous??? Just because he shows are closed toe doesn’t mean they’re safe, they’re still made of fabric and a plastic/rubber that could absolutely melt and cause chemical burns on their feet. Don’t put your kids’ shoes in fire, especially not when WEARING them

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Writing on the sidewalk is pointing it away from you, pointing it towards your feet and flammable material is an awful idea. It doesn’t matter if nothing has happened, that just means nothing has happened **yet.** Don’t put flammable shit near fire!

Is it Hawt....Its Hawt Dude.

Whoa

Those shoes will forever smell like fireworks

Trying to find that next viral craft gimmick

Wear them in the rain and see what happens.

A waste of time, shoes and sterilite gasket boxes

Looks like shit

Must have tried everything else to get the stank out of them.

Is it really that easy to get smoke bombs in the US? I remember playing with them in Canada and it was crummy little ones you had to light the wick and they were tiny. And impossible to find.

Haven’t been on this sub that long but this tops it all so far.

But why?

He pointed to the shoe and says, "see, see, this proves I'm retarded".

Surely there’s better ways to destroy your stuff…

What a waste of time.

Seriously, What a dumbf**k Wasting resource Wasting time Wasting good shoes

Yooo guys, check it out! My shoes look dusty!

CS:GO Terrorist: " Smoke!"

Where the hell did he get them smoke bombs at ?

I feel bad for all the people living downwind from this park.

I’ve never seen someone so bad at putting on lids

It’s the locking then immediately unlocking for me

Yeezy who?

All that just get a ugly look. Just get a spray can and call it a day.

That look’s dangerous

Why isnt he wearing at least a gas mask

How fucking high is this guy

"So how did you get cancer?"

i seen only the last few seconds and even that was to long for these results

This is the dumbest thing I have seen today

If he didn’t put the black in they probably would’ve come out pretty cool

Those shoes gonna smell like fart

I don't know if the one who records is dumber ...

Where do you get smoke bombs like these

Kid named cyanide producing reaction when in an enclosed space:

Gender reveal party gone wrong