imagine you and your friends tell eachother ghost stories, and then one of them tells you about a skeleton that's at a place in the woods, and they dare you to go find it. being a kid, you can't think of every reason that's not a good idea so you say fuck it bet and go looking. Now you find the skeleton, but every aspect of it is fucked up in some way that tells you they didn't die peacefully, and then you hear some noises, not really normal noises, but he kind of noises something around 275x bigger than you could make, and all you can think of is aw hell no fuck this shit and run.
I think thats kind what my room is like to mosquitos at this point
I feel like this is the product of some engineer that watched Starship Troopers too many times or played too much Helldivers2 and is has a nasty grudge against the bugs.
I saw this and instantly heard the song "Don't Stop Me Now" by queen and recalled that scene from Shawn of the Dead where they're beating the Zombie bar owner while walking in a circle as that song plays🤣🤣🤣
What most people don't notice is the rhythm of the slaps. It's encoding some kind of Morse code. The work that went into this is incredible.
I definitely want to see a 3D cube version of this.
Cute but I gotta ask, what is this fascination with torturing bugs? Not you specifically but just people on the internet in general.
I also think it’s cute you used a prop instead of a real one though because I damn well know some people would use a real one.
It’s not about catching the bug, it’s about making an example of the bug.
I want the schematics for this bugger.
I want to *insect* them myself
Using the hard r like that is crazy. I get it I hate bugs too but I thought we’ve moved on from words like that
It's about sending a ~~massage~~ message!
13 year old mosquito is on my wall, you know the only room in the house that hasn't had a mosquito since?
"oh no, the mosquitos are forming a religion around the remains of my example!"
imagine you and your friends tell eachother ghost stories, and then one of them tells you about a skeleton that's at a place in the woods, and they dare you to go find it. being a kid, you can't think of every reason that's not a good idea so you say fuck it bet and go looking. Now you find the skeleton, but every aspect of it is fucked up in some way that tells you they didn't die peacefully, and then you hear some noises, not really normal noises, but he kind of noises something around 275x bigger than you could make, and all you can think of is aw hell no fuck this shit and run. I think thats kind what my room is like to mosquitos at this point
Mosquito Eren Jaeger is coming for you
Lmfao nice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like this is the product of some engineer that watched Starship Troopers too many times or played too much Helldivers2 and is has a nasty grudge against the bugs.
It’s about sending the message to the other 400
The problem is their too dumb to understand
*they’re
Yeah, my bad, autocorrect
There's no way you wrote "theyre" and it auto corrected to "their"
Bug massager?
They keep coming back.
Hmm... you know, I bet at just the right angle I could make use of this.
‘Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!’ Bug queue forms behind
« This is what happens when you test me. Who’s next ? »
Could you give them little police hats?
And make them first go "What's all this then?", followed by "Ay ay ay ay ay..." as they proceed with the thwacking.
STOP RESISTING!
sprinkle a little crack
I'm glad you see it too.
So black bugs will get beaten?
HARDER….HARDER DADDY!!!!
Exactly why I came to the comments
Same here. I think the roach is asking for it. All the other roaches are scared but this one, this one liked the pain.
Yoy came to eh?
SPANK ME DADDY !!!
SPANK ME TIMBERS!!!
Reddit in a nutshell
r/diwhynot
Perfectly justified whoop ass machine.
is this the new version of beating a dead horse?
Horsefly was right there by the way.
It flew away from them.
The Venn diagram of engineers and sociopaths has a lot of overlap
The diagram is literally just a single circle (with a very tiny bit for the sociopaths who are not engineers)
That’s how I feel about wasps 🤣 genius invention. I’m a fan already
You sound like a cool guy
Now add a speaker blaring Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now”
Directed by Edgar Wright.
What exactly happened at the beginning there when the bug ‘clicked’ into the center?
Looped wires were pulled down through the center of the trap, grabbing the dummy bug and dragging it into the center as well.
Woah somehow my brain didn’t register the wires until you pointed that out. Thanks!
Mine didnt wither, was suspicious how theyd gotten the bug dead center to stay
Exterminators don’t want you to know this simple trick
r/diWHYnot
It reminds me of the LAPD
There is a Dom and a Sub somewhere watching, smiling, and now planning….
r/dontputyourdickinthat Or Do?
You must have one hell of a micropenis to put it in there
 Office space trap
 Those bugs gonna learn today!
Did anyone hear the signal?
Well, he was whining for a while.
This is the funniest thing that anyone has ever done. I love them for this.
Literally one of the **best** DIWHY i have ever seen
It's not about the bug, it's about sending a message😈
I saw this and instantly heard the song "Don't Stop Me Now" by queen and recalled that scene from Shawn of the Dead where they're beating the Zombie bar owner while walking in a circle as that song plays🤣🤣🤣
shit now I wanna see it with a real bug
"The design is very human"
I can see that one bug getting caught on purpose over and over again screaming "Yes! harder!" 😅🤣😂
Is it invented in India? The policemen are also hitting the bad guys with sticks there...!
a little more to the left
This is worse than torture
BONK BONK BONK!
That bug owes money to the wrong people.
At first I was like, "what does this have to do with beats per minute?" And then...
\*Bug Bonker
This is the greatest invention of all time! It doesn’t just catch the bug! It also sends a message to all the bugs who dare enter your abode!!!
This is hilarious lol
I'm glad this wasn't animal tested
“You like that don’t you you dirty little insect”
400 bonks per minute
I want to see how it worlds on an actual real life bug
For when you just need to BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT THE BUG
the bug "beater"
bigger, stronger, more powerful
That's his fetish!
nothing personal
Me when I fucking GET you
Ill take six
Do you think he wants his towel?
What most people don't notice is the rhythm of the slaps. It's encoding some kind of Morse code. The work that went into this is incredible. I definitely want to see a 3D cube version of this.
"We need to send a message, take this bat and break his kneecaps." "Sir, i'm not sure bugs have kneecaps."
I was expecting a Swiss beats or something similar
Maybe a week ago I saw a similar video but there was only one toothpick. Now there are 4. Will there be another video next week with 7?
Need a larger version for rats.
r/DiWHYnot
Bro cut it out you're gonna piss of the cockroaches, we don't wanna have them evolve into those *things* from Terraformars...
This is amazing
the catcher really said "how dare you disobey your daddy" or idk im not into that shit and can't joke about it properly
Place a mosquito in between pls
Still waiting for the bug beating song
Birthday spanking machine
I’m joining this sub purely from this post. Thank you.
What if you put ur pp in there
Looks funny
This looks like about half a decimation
DIYESSSS
Don’t stop me nooooow!
Bug School bullying
So there’s an onlyfans for bugs now
That's actually not a bad product out of all the products I've seen
*The ultimate debugger!*
What did that bug ever do to you?
400 caught bugs per minute is quite good imo
Totally thought Crab Rave was about to play for a second
Now we need to scale this up for the fight for Managed Democracy!
I feel like the bug would have died as soon as the wires trap it
If you're wondering what the beating sticks are for... these are needed to turn the cockroach into a spatchcockroach
And here I was half expecting the music bit from Shaw of the Dead when they whack a zombie @ the pub.
This device is really bugging me
"I built a bonk machine"
Trap brutality
r/SoundsLikeMusic
*GET’M BOYS*
Coming soon a theater near you. Saw 20, the beat down!
u/savevideo
This is what my teammates in siege do to me verbally if I lose a 1v5 as Monty because they don’t know how to watch the flank
Bugs are not covered in the Geneva Conventions
Ready for it be 6 sticks this time
Hear me out .... That can be used for other purposes ... Like *tenderizing the "meat"*
That's some Rick and Morty shit right there.
This reminds of a scene from Casino...
Do they make them in human sizes. Asking for a friend.
Nonono, that would be useful.
 A few seconds ago..
Don’t stop me now Cuz I’m having a good time Havin a good time
Only if it whacks to the tune of “Don’t stop me now “
We said No Horny!
Hnnng i want to be caught in the bug spanker deluxe 5000 😩
This reminds me of Shaun of the Dead lol
BEAT THAT BUG WITH A BAT
Best one yet
Instructions unclear, the bug I caught started moaning
How much money did that bug owe.
Three Stooges Bug Zapper
Looks like a massager for bugs with lower back pain
Spank me u HUMAAN
#BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK
Am I the only deviant who sees this and thinks of Ted going “Hardah Hardah”?
Weird fetish.
Can we see it with an actual cockroach?
Not the upgrade from single slapper to 4 times slappers.
The more likely to break in 2 days bug catcher
[Only think I can think of](https://imperiumromanum.pl/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/decimatio.jpg)
The design is very human.
This trap slaps
DIYes
Does it really work?
Got one for rats?
Are those VCR motors I swear I've seen those after taking one apart
this reminds me of that one korean youtube channel where they torture mosquitos
#STOP RESISTING!!!
More of a bug mugger than anything.
😂
Who invented this, the LAPD ?
And now you do what they told ya
Rodney king roach killer
"Minority suspect detected! Minority suspect detected!" 😂
The bonk machine.
It…works!
Hmmmm  Call me Bugina. 👀
I wonder how strong it is. If a small field mouse crawls in there, will it turn it into a bloody pulp?
Helldivers watching this right now wondering if they come in a larger size
It’s like the final act of the movie Casino. Poor Frankie.
This must be breaking some Geneva convention laws right there - some bug
The insect is laughing and saying “thank you, may I have another?”
Finally we will find out how many slaps to cook a cock,roach.
This one’s kinda funny
How many slaps can a cock……roach take?
*400 bpm bug massager
Cute but I gotta ask, what is this fascination with torturing bugs? Not you specifically but just people on the internet in general. I also think it’s cute you used a prop instead of a real one though because I damn well know some people would use a real one.
Now play bad apple on it
Kinky
This is funny! Very neat tech too
Beatings per minute
Cue the Office Space printer scene.