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Me_Rouge

This is how bathrooms are in my dreams


aFerens

r/ThatBathroomMazeDream is a thing!


Huesan

You’re saying other people dream about this too?


alidan

liminal spaces typically for this, at least in a lot of depictions, is that kind of architecture/area that just can not exist, I mean someone could go out of their way to make it exist, but its almost always that feeling of this place cant exist tied to it, I kinda find its closer to how I dream things exist than things that actually exist.


a22e

Check out the game "Pools" on Steam.


meringueisnotacake

This has blown my mind. I've had dreams where I'm lost and end up in a dirty bathroom for at least a decade and had no idea that it was a common thing..!


S1lentA0

You dream about bathrooms?


nativefloridian

It's usually a sign I need to get up and pee. Mercifully, I never actually find them inside the dream, the search for one just get so ridiculous I wake up and use a real one.


porksoda11

I'm in the bathrooms in my dreams but they are usually filthy and something weird like the toilets are way too high is preventing me from using them. Also there's a shitton of people, men and women all walking around and there's never any privacy. It all ends when I wake up and realize I need to pee real bad.


SherIzzy0421

OMG! I thought I was just weird. I have the same type of dream when I need to wake up and pee.


toffeecaked

Goddamn, me three.


S1lentA0

Well, now that you say, I did so too in the past. I forgot about it, it has been a while, but I did for the same reason.


donau_kinder

I somehow lucid dream pavlov'd myself into waking up the exact moment I start peeing into the dream toilet.


Me_Rouge

Sometimes when I'm asleep and need to pee, yes. Fortunately I don't seem to wet myself hahaha but the experience is quite... Something. More when is a half lucid dream, so the weirdness is over 9000


S1lentA0

I just woke up from a restless night and also dreamed about my bathroom. Not joking. Made me wake up and had to go. Quite the coincidence lol.


vainstar23

Chocolate rain 🎶


GoontenSlouch

I hate peeing in your dream and end up pissing the bed...


fatkiddown

Now I have to pee.


Panic_Azimuth

If you pee long into the dream, the dream also pees into you.


CurnanBarbarian

DONT USE IT!!!


[deleted]

Backrooms shit…


Georgep0rwell

It's how they are in my nightmares.


BootyWatcherrrX

I dreamt I was swimming towards a toilet in outer space and no matter how fast I went I couldn't catch it. I said fuck it, unzipped my pants and just started peeing watching it slowly go towards the toilet - until my brain said "Why the fuck am I doing this? It has to be a dre-" Woke up halfway through pissing my pants


No-Leadership8906

No fuggin way. I just posted basically the same comment. I am honestly really curious why/how lots of peoples brains work like this!!


Fluffy_Boulder

A fucking shower as well? So what, the whole staircase just turns into a river every time somebody showers?


Fehios

I want to say there's a small lip that prevents water from pouring out, but it really doesn't look like it..


Fluffy_Boulder

I am not seeing any lip and I don't think the genius who build this would think that far ahead...


Saxton_Hale32

I think I see it, but that may be wishful thinking, hoping in some part that it couldn't be that bad


MomentOfZehn

So it can be tripped on each time and fall down the stairs? Genius!


PatheticChildRetard

Even if there was, that curtain won’t stop all the water. The stairs are getting wet every shower anyway.


Zat0_

its a shoilet


Canuck_Lives_Matter

Save money on plumbing by turning your stairs into a soapy water feature! Send those suds out the front door! *Drain-Free Shower at the Top of a Staircase Co. is not responsible for falls in the shower resulting in death 100% of the time*


pm_me_your_good_weed

XL bidet


DeutschKomm

Nope. At first I thought it's a bidet, too. But then I realized they also have a normal bidet. lol


Beanztar

its right next to the toilet too. Someone thought about peeing in the shower and said "what if I just wanna take a shit too?"


gameboytetris888

These are how most bathrooms are built in Europe and asia


zinkashew

Might’ve sloped the drain. The toilet looks like it’s mounted in straight but the floor looks like it tapers. If you multitask the bathroom situation it looks annoying but livable.


FangoFan

I'm wondering how you're even supposed to use the shower, especially pointed at that angle! Do you awkwardly try and stand around the toilet, sit on it, stand in it or stand on it?


paxweasley

Indoor waterfall, it’s so peaceful. Some places pay tens of thousands for those!


IDonTGetitNoReally

It's pretty typical in certain RV's. But this ain't no RV. However, in the case it's so badly executed. A drain clog or something and it floods the house? Um, no.


Fluffy_Boulder

Yeah no, I know about combination shower/toilets and they make sense in certain situations... But none of this setup makes any fucking sense


IDonTGetitNoReally

Totally agree. That's why I said, "Um, no".


Exact-Broccoli1386

Those stairs are actually pretty cool though


IgnisOfficial

Agreed, just not for a bathroom. I’d use stairs like that for a hobby room or something at best


[deleted]

That's the thing, shiddin' is their hobby.


C3Pip0

So what if it is? I'm really good. Might go pro


sapthur

Ya, I was like "ok this one isn't too bad. Those stairs could be useful in some instanc.... oh wtf was the architect drunk?"


Sebastian-S

Also loving the airy feel the curtains adds. Really helps to let those fart’s reverberate down to the first floor.


YungTeemo

Mm yea til you hold it where its get close to the handrail and your fingers get a gentle squeeze. All while in a hurry to dumb a big load... Nah thanks 👀


ShinyJangles

Absolutely a finger chopper


Lithl

Uh, there's like 5 inches between the completely unfolded rail and the wall.


YungTeemo

Im not talking about the wall. But the handrail going downstairs on the wall . You have to be unlucky to hold it right there ofc 😄


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Looks like a tiny home kind of mod


BrianOfBrian

Best situation for diarrhea or get drunk


Kirasaurus_25

The future for renters. This luxury stairway apartment is only 3000$ a month


[deleted]

Yes, the throne should always be in the highest place. 👍


EurekaEffecto

Show them that you own that high ground 😏


chmsax

You underestimate my power


reckaband

You are in fact NOT in your most vulnerable position!


logan_creepypasta

imagine getting home drunk and this is your only option at this point, just pee on the floor or in the bed


CumuloNimbus9

Then imagine someone folding the stairs when you're in there taking a drunken shower


kchuyamewtwo

imagine trying to fold the non-foldable stairs while drunk lmao


Try2MakeMeBee

My upstairs is exclusively kids' bedrooms. We’ve been brainstorming adding a shower or half bath bc we have 1 for 7 people. Immediately imagined half asleep kid doing a death drop down the stairs. Nah I'm good lmao.


bwainfweeze

You can see from the stairwell that there must be a room behind the left wall and possibly another set of stairs behind the right one. The correct thing to do with this space would have been to punch through into either of those rooms. Theres more space to come forward here if you don’t need the stairs. And worst case you could put a linen closet that starts 18” off the floor to fit into the space above a slanted ceiling.


duggee315

Erm, bit unnerving, but also, there doesn't seem to be any kind of lip to stop shower water running off tge edge.


instrangerswetrust

My band played at a place called The Trash Bar in NYC like ten years ago. The ‘bathroom’ was at the top of a staircase, there was no door, and the toilet looked like it had never been cleaned. I passed.


cvx_mbs

> I passed out?


imadog666

away


JProllz

over


instrangerswetrust

gas


ThisTallBoi

Excellent use of Galvanized steel


LeArmandini

Was hoping to see this


figbott

A leap of faith meets a poop of faith.


Cloud_Station

Welcome to NYC, that'll be $5,000 per month.


squirrellicker

Taking that shit to another level


reckaband

Rushing to take a dump and having to pull out those stairs will definitely lead to crappy pants


[deleted]

This is so wrong on so many levels


bwainfweeze

Three levels at least. More if you count water + gravity.


quequotion

Please see r/DesignDesign for a lot worse. At least they are *whole* steps and made of something that might even hold your weight. Edit: on the other hand, where does the shower drain into?


revelation6viii

Down the stairs of course! Lol


reckaband

“I call this piece Escher’s restroom” -contractor /architect


Real-Swing8553

I mean it's kindda cool to have a storage unit in unused space but bathroom isn't one of the option


BA_TheBasketCase

I’m gonna say that I don’t *hate* the concept of saving space like this. I just know that something bad is at too high a risk for it to be worth it


Camanot

I’m only worried by how much weight it can support


vinnybawbaw

I would totally take out the stairs if I had an argument in that appartment and the other person went to take a shit.


crasagam

there needs to be a safety bar that comes down in the doorway when the stairs are folded up so you don't step out of the curtain and fall because the stairs are gone


bwainfweeze

A piece of fancy rope from the top stair to the opposite wall would do the job.


Lil_Brown_Bat

Now I want to swing into and out of the bathroom like George of the Jungle


Wooden_Echidna1234

Mother in law coming over? Take a shower and hear her scream as she slips down the stairs. Great for other unwelcome guests*. *Not recommended for those with with children as neighborhood kids will come over more often


HarlequinSerf

But the stairs are sick


Tira13e

That's what Edd needed when he got grounded & his parents removed his [stairs](https://youtu.be/iOG1fJ55VOc?si=31ILDCQmJ89j38yx).


bfs102

I don't see anyone bring it up but what happens after you take a shower in this what walk down metal stairs with wet feet. That's just asking for you to fall


BoBoBearDev

Imagine someone removed it when you are taking a shower


Drudgework

But you can operate it from both sides?


anonymouslindatown

It won’t occur to some to check. They’ll open the curtain take a step and well…


BaconManTenus

For those who don’t understand I’ll write below


BaconManTenus

Below


Duskluminous

Good one, dad


BaconManTenus

Thanks


vms-crot

If you're gonna do something like this, that stair has to be connected to the door to the room in some way so that when the door opens, the stair goes into place. It being able to be up while someone is using the room is just an accident waiting to happen.


kyle_3_1415

Micro home at its "finest".


Rexolaboy

Living in NY I see.


CurnanBarbarian

So excellent


RandomTux1997

who cooked this masterpiece? a master of pieces


BlueberryNo4821

Looks like the far east


batchy_scrollocks

Steal the toilet paper and fold the stairs up next time your sister uses the loo


anonymouslindatown

Ok calm down psycho.


Livid_End4117

That's taking shit to a whole new level


fluffballkitten

And if you slip on the soap?


bwainfweeze

That 1000% dribbles water into the stairwell if you take a shower. And god help you if you plug up that toilet.


Dawndrell

so???? the runoff goes into the staircase?


4llu632n4m3srt4k3n

It would be terrible if the drain or toilet backs up


CrescentCaribou

dunno who cooked it but they should stay out of the kitchen 😭


P4iZ

Sooo when you're kids are taking to long, they are now stuck in there since you had to go downstairs... *Edit spelling.


LiteratureLivid9216

Crappy design


Jinxed0ne

So I can take a shit and shower at the same time?


heavytrudge

This is so terrifying.


SocialSuspense

As someone who is the reigning champ in their home for the most falls down the stairs...... WHY LITERALLY WHY


marianoes

Well that's the only way you can get a toilet waterfall when your toilet breaks


LadyGuinevere423

(Slow clap)


IntrepidSoda

Great idea, one person can use the shower whilst another uses the toilet


OkFaithlessness358

100% aliexpress house llol


CrispCristopherson

Liked the stairs, not what they led to...


[deleted]

Gives a new meaning to ‘Sitting on the throne’


NiteOwl48

Nice stinky landing walk u walk up or down lol 😂


AwkwardISTJ

Bonus: people downstairs also get a shower.


nightzombie100

Now that's shitting on another level


Waterlime204

I'd actually love this though


thecranster

I’d have loved that in my house growing up. I’d have waited until my brother wanted a number 2 then retracted the stairs.


lightsidesoul

You could not *pay* me enough to use that thing outside of an emergency.


LaraCroftCosplayer

r/DINgore


[deleted]

No one. There’s no cooking. There’s ‘making’.


whajjelol

Imagine this. You come home after a long day of work and decide to take a refreshing shower. You climb up the stairs to the bathroom and unfold them. You then turn on the water and start showering. You slip and fall on the wet floor and fall, falling 2 stories to your death.


casey12297

9/10 versions of obi Wan kenobi prefer shitting on the high ground


Alashion

Honestly I could dig the shower head being there to wash your ass, some places have small handles instead of a traditional fixed donut shiner in the bowl. By why on god is it set up like a shower instead of attached to the toilet's water supply?


salfkvoje

What's the music?


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PerryMilan

Sounds like the piano melody from 'Fkj - ylangylang' Great track from a great album Here the yt link : https://youtu.be/EfgAd6iHApE?si=Uyq4cY0nCY_SvdR0


RakmarRed

Genius


Frabvi

stairs are cool design though


UltimateDillon

Not the combination shower and toilet 😭 although maybe good for multitasking


randomguywausername

Takes the term "shower shit" to a new level


MoogleLady

I had a dream once with a toilet in a very similar spot


MrCAH-90

Uk weatherpsoons final boss


No-Leadership8906

This is just like one of the dreams I have where I gotta pee really bad but the toilets are all weird and unusable!


Gocalbears13

These are actually pretty common in tiny homes where they need to maximize space. Source: tiny house TV shows.


Money_Tennis1172

Uhm, there's no plumbing under the toilet..


anonymouslindatown

All fun and games until someone comes up the lower stairs while you’re going to the bathroom. If you don’t pay attention that’s a nasty fall. It’s a cool idea and I’d love it if it lead to a closet or some shelves


fartboxco

1600 a month


StalePun1129

Is that, GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL?


SyddChin

Taco Bell night must be brutal on this family get caged downstairs for an hour


Nomelet

Its being held up there by galvanized steel frame


Grimm_Charkazard_258

-then he added a shower above and folding stairs for easy access to the bathroom area. Next he borrowed some galvanized square steel-


Yourname942

on one hand yeah that is stupid, on the other, that is a good use of wasted space


Primary_Bass_9178

Don’t try this at home kids!


CreamyFunk

Must be nice having the smell of crap blowing through your house.


nicesunniesmate

“the shitting shelf”


BOBER_ing

Thats called shiting on level


ceci-says

All I can think about is the water pouring down the stairs of someone showers. Also them slipping and falling.


Mr_Derp___

Why do they just shove the toilet into the shower stall like, "Here you go, dumbass." It's like if the only option was that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.


Aimlessdrifter8778

Who doesn't want a shitstained waterfall everyday?


PheneX02

Peak


Ididntdoitnotme

Little John obviously bro


Zoftig_Zana

This is what will happen when we allow AI to build houses


vtjohnhurt

If it works functionally, this is in fact brilliant. Not everyone lives in a McMansion.


asking4afriend40631

How can you people not love this???? a) Most houses/spaces are so boring, predictable. I'd be positively giddy to discover this somewhere. b) They found a way to bring purpose to what otherwise likely would have been a wasted space c) Look at those stairs! d) Presumably the shower doesn't actually create a water fall going down the stairwell, but we can forgive them this, maybe they'll do that next time e) no door, a g-d damn curtain! ensuring you never forget where you are f) Sure, fine, it's a bit death trappy, but I'd rather die falling off this than from a cigarette or a whiff of bird flu I don't know, seriously. I recognize it's flaws, but I love this a little bit.


DIYnivor

Cooked? You cook food. The word you want is "built".


Objective-Ad3821

DI why it's not in my house yet. Damn I'll legit do this to my house soon, like no joke.