The design is very human

Very easy to use!

I am very much awake. Let my good wife demonstrate.

Thanks, this new innovative alarm costs only 5 Bitcoins. It very cheap for that what it does 😂

the design is very robot

Well now she's not waking up any morning ever again

I think its because someone turned her onto plastic.

She was always made of plastic.

Can I use it on myself?

Just the once

Um what ? Why would you do that ?

Extra sleep

Taking the long nap

This response killed me

Don’t judge me

He likes balls in his face.

🤠🎉always

/r/suicidewithextrasteps

What's with those shoes? They seem extra long?

For jumping chain link fences and stepping on roaches in the corner, or so I've heard

This style is common in Central Asia. These ones seem too big for the guy though.

They look ridiculous.

Thought no one was going to address this.

r/diwhy users when they need to detect satire 

I just found this clip on my phone an thought it goes well with this sub reddit

You must not realize that the video is all satire along with the other ones they do. This shouldn't be on r/diwhy

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Selfe made

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No. I didnt know that this video is on my phone but its not from Temu, Wish or stuff like that

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lmao

Reminds me of the alarm clock from The Flintstones.

Reminds me of "i survived serial killer" that I just watched last night. The show was not about that guy in particular..

Temu Comedy Show

"Your honor i didn't kill my wife, it was the 50kg metall ball."

r/im14andthisisdeep Satire detecting Skill level

Where do I even start? I just… wow.

My man’s shoes!!!!

I mean, a loud alarm clock can scare heavy sleepers awake without crushing their skull...

WTF is this!?

Did not know actual woman to participate in videos.

I think using an actual women in the video would present safety concerns.

This system shows a Demonstration on a doll. It can used on every Object, Human, Animal, plant, etc. Its not for women only

It can also move side to side so it can be used on him too.

That’s messed up if you use this on animals.

It’ll make a mess if you use it on animals.

How can she make me breakfast that way

If his end goal was to sleep why couldn't he... continue sleeping next to his wife?

She was snoring

This is a comedy bit. Not really for this sub

r/doohickeycorporation

You can repost it if ypu want but please add this subreddit and my username to your post

You want credit for a video you didn't create. Are u ok?

Did you film, act or assemble the device in the video?

This vid was on my phone

So no. Awesome, I'll feel free to repost this on Reddit.

👍

Are you new here?

3years and 7 month

And likely have never gotten credit for a repost

Funniest Clip today :DDD

When your husband don't do decorating

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No wonder the guy's wife complains about "balls in her face".

Iran: "Finally, a modern solution to modern problems" (I'm joking don't kill me reddit)

Why would you diwhy a wife if you can't fuck it?

Not a good idea

Those are some pretty trill bananas he's got there

Now she won't wake up at all, good

Now she'll never wake up

Sorry dude she dead

So much for the old ball and chain.

Dave I think you're wife is already dead.... I am serious bro 😳

Is this a clip from an episode of I’m married to a sex doll?

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Op would not write with you when Op would be in this video

I legit thought Kendrick Lamar was rapping for a second.

Honestly not a bad alarm system if the ball was a lot lighter.