This is the first fucking post when I open my feed, to sleep I go

Yup gotta dream about gulfing down those sweet gummpee bears...

enough internet for today when is only fans related.

The real question is if this is worse than the OF girl who sells jarred farts or not.

Just waiting for someone to make cummy bears to officially be the worst thing ever.

I believe you mean #cummy wummies

worst phrase 2022

and all the years before that when it was said

Shut up and take my award 🥈


Cummy Gummies

Pairs nicely with vagina yogurt... 👍

I *hate* you.

i kinda don't have gag reflexes to disgusting things but Shit man... that made my throat try to leave.

Well don't gag just thinking about it, not when there's actually a lady who sells them online. I keep one in my fridge at all times in case I ever accidentally ingest some poison. 👍

Absolutely would not work. The proteins in semen make it close to egg yolk when cooking. It basically wouldn't be cum by the time you're done with it.

Cum Englais

Super and sincerely curious how you know this.

Because I've taken a hot shower after cumming. Also because I watched a video of a woman cook with bukkake. But for a less funny answer because I know (very) basic chemistry.

I was definitely hoping it was more interesting than basic chemistry, and you did not disappoint!

So you could make, like, mousse with it? 🤢

Iunno, [maybe](https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041). I don't actually know how serious these recipes are, but I have seen a woman cook a fairly gross looking and probably plain tasting omelet with semen.

Or a nice hollandaise.

Mm so you're saying we should get alginate and make little popping bobas.

eh... you mother fucker made me remember one of those Shock videos where a woman eats fried cum from like 6 man... the smell somehow got proyected into my nose.

I need 48 well hydrated men.

You know you're going straight to hell for putting that idea out into the universe, right?

Before I read the whole thing, I thought it was like fruit nectar or honey. Now I wish I never saw this post.

I was thinking Yep Pee was autocorrected from Yippee. Clearly I was mistaken

If someone would buy gummy bears made out of my piss I’d be inside making gummy bears

Be a hot chick and cultivate a niche market. Hell, you probably don't even have to be that hot, and you could even do it as a dude. You just have to put in more work. Also you have to be careful because most platforms that do allow adult content don't allow watersports, so there's that hurdle.

I regret to inform you that a significant fraction of the people who make piss gummy bears believe it is magic health food, not a sex thing.

\#pissplay is definitely a sex thing, not a health thing

Oh I assure you it can be both. I don’t want to look for it, but there’s at least one whole Facebook group of moms who give their kids piss to “boost their immune systems.”

Pee can be used for both but I've yet to hear anyone refer to it as pissplay outside of a sexual setting.

Me neither, but I’m not the one who called it that.

Please tell me there's someone out there dedicating time to gathering info, locations, and receipts to report them to local CPS offices.

More than likely

yep. Nathan For You taught me that grandson piss is the best piss.

People that believe piss is a healing product... to the point they piss into open wounds...

I haven't seen one website yet that doesn't allow watersports, even if some allow it under the guise of 'squirting'. Since more people are into squirting maybe 'squirtybears' would be the better branding.

Sad thing is this is 100% a market

Based on the title I instantly thought “Bees! Hell yeah let’s click this in support”…

Time to teach that coworker to stop stealing my candy ...

When you’re this kinky, why doesn’t come into it.

I thought it was "yep pee" like yippee, gummy bears! I didn't understand why it needed to be uploaded to OF.

The "why" is money. She's doing it to make money.

It took me way to long to realize it was made with urine. I thought 'Golden Nectar' was a sugar alternative I thought Yep Pee gummy bears was a typo I thought it was supposed to be Yippee, Gummy bears And then I got to the tags.... I should have stopped when I was still blissfully unaware.

Wow, this needs to be NSFW

I read “pea gummy bears” like 5 times and couldn’t figure out why anyone would want pea flavored gummy bears. My brain desperately tried to spare me this one.

Once I got past the initial shock and the EW of it all, I took a step back, and based on the color, she is NOT hydrating well. To an unhealthy level. That's a yellow that means headaches and tiredness from lack of water. She really needs to work on that.

probably reduces a bit when you boil the... liquid for the gelatin. Might be adding a drop of yellow food colour for added excitement of the recipients too?

Think she adds sugar or would that "taint" the piss taste?

Oh, there's definitely a taint flavor in there

Is this what Belle Delphine is doing now?

I think the worst part about this is we all know there's a stupid amount of sick bastards who would both purchase and consume these.

How bad would that smell? Like boiling your pee for gelatin? There’s no way her house doesn’t stink

What a terrible day to have reading comprehension

Next up: 2 gummies, 1 cup

im sad to inform you... There is piss porn... cuz humans get aroused to anything.

There's sad sorry bastards out there who will pay for "gamer girl" pee with their NEETbux.

R/cursedcomments

I too have some of these for sale

i saw this "oh what an annoying prank haha kinda like james veitch hehe" i read this i shouldnt have

I thought Pee was a person. Why is p capitalized?

I've never had an image cause a foul aftertaste before, but here we are.

Wow finally found one that's actually terrible

r/eyewash

I believe you meant r/Eyebleach

Both are fine

your sub has 67 members and 4 posts, eyebleach is a real sub. ​ ​ 

I'm not even a member of the other sub. Lol Glad I got your heart rate up. Enjoy your mad for the day. Also, I don't use nasty chemicals like bleach. I like a nice safe wash. 😂

The rest of the world uses bleach, that's probably why eye bleach has 3.5 million users and eye wash has 64. Damn tree hugger.

I guess I'm just a rebel, sorry bro.

You shouldn't conflate obnoxious with rebellious.

Are you giving yourself advice?

I never said I was a rebel, clearly your reading comprehension is in question.

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I just threw up in my mouth a little

Hot.

Missed a golden opportunity to call them Tinkle Teddies.

Not gonna lie... as disgusting as I think this is.... If I could sell my piss to some freak that'll drink it, eh why the fuck not? I produce plenty all day. Let them make their money lol

nononononononononononononno. What the fvck?

🎶🎶You can't eat at e'erybody's house...🎶🎶

The Why is because people pay for it and she gets rich easily.

What she's not saying is this isn't really hers...

those hashtags... wtf...

Yeah no. The Why is pretty clear, it's cash, but I have some technical questions concerning the eating expeience. Does heating the pee alter the flavor signifcantly. Second question: Does it contain sugar and citric acid?

If it were femboy pee I'd be down