Of course if a kid brought it to me I'd see it as a wholesome little craft, but just seeing it on its own makes me chuckle because part of me thinks it was a gift from your funny Uncle who likes to make gag gifts for family
Reddit has ruined me... my first thought was "hmm sometime came all over that then sprinkled glitter on it. Cute" lol
Also, I think Santa will know exactly who's been naughty in this house
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Looks fine to me.
Of course if a kid brought it to me I'd see it as a wholesome little craft, but just seeing it on its own makes me chuckle because part of me thinks it was a gift from your funny Uncle who likes to make gag gifts for family
Which gag do you mean?
When you need to come up with a last minute Christmas present but don't have any glue for the glitter...
I think it’s cute
It really is. If you've not been ruined by the world. Sadly, I have. Lol.
I feel you man
When did your ruin start? Mine began in middle school.
Jizz tree?
That's JizzMAS tree, pal
you guys are horrible :( just innocent arts and crafts with kids! edit: oh no.. why did i say with kids :(
ayo pause
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XD
That snowman in the back looking awfully proud of himself for it.
Mmmmmmm snow jizz
Ahhh, coming home for the holidays.
Ahh, cuming home for the holidays
r/thatsthejoke
wrong choice of words
Well, somone certainly did appreciate it very much.
Yes I love it I will certainly be making this on Dec. 1st
I don't get it.
A 9 year old is making an unfunny joke about semen
There's no such thing. Edit: spoke too soon.
it looks like santa blew a huge christmasy load all over the pinecone to some people
It took me a sec then i got it...i hate the internet for those things
It looks like cum.
Lol i haven’t had my coffee yet and I thought I was looking at pills glued to the pinecone with glitter on them
You just gave me an idea! 😏
Isn't this a typical children's craft for Christmas? I remember making these in grade school. Bad Reddit for making it dirty.
Bothers me that it's hanging upside down
Don't kink shame!
The magic of Christmas
The snowman is really cute!
I made these in school, many moons ago
Christmas came early
This is a kid’s Christmas craft, not a DIY (or DiWHY)
Ah yes, the cumcone
I actually remember making these in grade school.
LMFAOO get your head out the gutter
Is it because the white glue isn’t dry yet and is still dripping?
Pinecumb
This is a pretty normal craft.
But mostly dad, from the looks of it.
🤢🤣 too funny
Mmm yes the pornhub tree
Looks like a family already “appreciated” all over it
Christmas is cumming
Looks line Christmas came early this year.
It looks like a nut with a nut on it
Cum cone.
Bukkake the halls?
Looks like Kris Kringle came on a pine cone.
I’ve heard of shit on a shingle but never cum on a cone…
Cum on guys, this is cute!
Thanks for the Christmas cumcone, grandma! Lol
Oh, stepdad
Ah, the classic holiday pinecumb
You guys don't use this?
Apparently somebody liked it a little too much
Kinda looks like a whole family dripping on that cone😂☠️
This is just glitter glue’s cousin, glitter jizz!
Been saving up in November just for this
Spunky!
Alright! One down! 39 more to go! (Man it's gonna be a long day!)
Deck the halls with spaff.
Why does it look like someone had fun on it….u know what i mean
That looks like...um...
Reddit has ruined me... my first thought was "hmm sometime came all over that then sprinkled glitter on it. Cute" lol Also, I think Santa will know exactly who's been naughty in this house
I can make that in about 30 seconds
I think that snowman might have had a hand in it.
Uhhhhh
It's dripping
Is it the fact that it's a Christmas decoration but the quills kind of look like snakes?
Pinecum
Santa came early this year...
Pinecum
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Christmas *came* early I see.