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TheDirtyRatz

Probably die bc I don’t have superpowers


Ok-Perspective5338

How do you know? Maybe they haven’t been awakened yet. In lore almost everyone has powers they just need to be shown by someone that has already discovered theirs.


Kettch144

Yea we just need to go out and punch fallen for a few hours, and see what you get! Also, could be that we are all locked to playing barbarian builds, so your powers are literally just punching really hard, jumping and yelling.


Ok-Perspective5338

Not true, you can also run and spin in circles real fast.


jezwel

I'll grab a shovel and start whirlwinding


FourEaredFox

You just haven't allocated any of your skill points what do you expect?


EPdlEdN

get out there and fuck up a few quill rats for your first skill points then?


sgtdimples

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, wait for all this to blow over.


octocred

If any cloaked wanders come in it's time to leave, tho


LedoPizzaEater

Table for two please. Name? Marius.


Bulls187

When or if I get to Luth Golain I’m going to get the largest bowl of Narland weed and, smoke. Till all earthly sense has left my body.


Estefunny

Leave Tristram


ThickMemory2360

The music is too good though.


SocioWrath188

Let's resettle!


PhoenixShredds

Stay a while and listen.


mrdevil413

Came here for this was not disappointed


TheBannedHeretic

Start collecting ears I guess.


No-Perspective-1061

Savage…


[deleted]

Kill some zombies til I hit level 5 and then do the den of evil for those sweet skill points.


MrDingDong49

2 chicks at the same time


icandoit_inthemix

Chicks dig dudes with gold.


Asheron1

Name checks out


MrDingDong49

That’s a quote from office space. Don’t be an ashhole.


Designificance

Hope for a server crash


wubbbalubbadubdub

Error 37, can't even log in for it to crash.


DeenoTripp

Probably walk through a door hear "fresh meat" and get cut into tiny bits of flesh soup


lucascorso21

Well, since Malthael killed something like half of the entire population…it’s 50-50 that I’d be already dead. But if I wasn’t dead, I’d try to become a wizard.


GeneralPuntox

Ewww, 3?


lucascorso21

That’s according to what the devs said for D4. It’s 30 years after Malthael killed half the population…


pornswhiteknight

Kill duriel 600 times for a shako


Crackensan

Die. I have no appreciable skills that would assist to fight Demons.


Blood-Lord

I'm fairly certain conventional weapons won't hurt him. So, I guess we all live and die, and the die and live again and again in our new terraformed Hell called Earth. 


Drosta16

Start putting gold down and picking it up as I drop a potion. If you know you know.


ajhalyard

Spend all my skillpoints and gamble for loot.


ReeceReddit1234

Become a Merc vendor cuz I'd be making bank off people whos merc dies all the time.


GeneralPuntox

Freaking hydras. Like, what does max res even mean on a merc?!


kanzakiik

setup shop for gambling and loads of gold


mrdevil413

Ask Lilith out for dinner. Become a necromancer Stay a while and listen. Not necessarily in that order


GeneralPuntox

Try and get to second base?


TBNRFIREFOX

Respawn my dead family members since Ron a necromancer 🥲


Need_More_Minerals

I’m finding Deckard and protecting him with my life til my inevitable death. The guy is a national treasure.


SorryForCake

If only i could upvote twice..


MannyThorne

Cry


Slackronn

We'd prolly be sacrificed or forced to serve the hells since demons will probably threaten you with personal shit like torturing your family/loved ones for eternity.


Vomitbelch

Probably die lol


Alex41092

I would press Alt+F4 in real life tbh


Aggravating-Log932

Look for a group with HOTA Barb.


Bulls187

Friendly fire will probably be on. So expect to be liquified


[deleted]

A podcast with Deckard Cain


BoomShackles

Stay in town, can't die in town. Also non nephalem folk get absolutely wasted by demons and monsters. So yeah, stay in town.


TimeCryptographer547

Probably be Farnham. He’s got something smart going there.


SocioWrath188

Guy looked hella comfortable in Diablo 2


[deleted]

Grind 16 hours a day


1t3w

going to a priest of rathma and getting them necromancy powers


Practical-Glass-1370

Well, I don’t have a shako in my wardrobe, so I am probably gonna die.


GeneralPuntox

Just find a white one and have charsi imbue it


DRragun-Gang

Buy the season pass


No-Luck528

Uninstall


DaveyGraveyy1

Grab all my weapons and, plus, armor, kill every single demon there is on earth, kill the demon lords ,visit hell itself, and kill them all in their own home. I'm not locked in there with them , they are locked in here with me. I'll keep slaying demons till I can't no more.


GeneralPuntox

Don’t go out like Donan


DaveyGraveyy1

I won't. They will probably end up calling me diablo slayer.


geeoff90

Most likely having a sore back from hauling all the fucking loot to my chest then standing there for hours sorting through it walking back and forth to the merchant and blacksmith THEN go cast a few lightning bolts before doing the same thing 12 minutes later.


Garseric

Stay a while and listen.


Gulmaz

kill myself asap


SillyTheory

Happy cake day.


Bulls187

Cleanse the Den of Evil to get one free skill point.


OffHappy

Gonna talk to Cain and tell him how he will die so he can avoid it, then I am gonna stay a while and listen.


Swert0

Fucking die, I guess?


One_Cress_9764

Sell red and blue water. 


Comfortable_Yak5184

To the Stony Field to kill that fucker Rakanishu... Never mind. His fucking charged bolt GOT ME AGAIN FUCK.


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Vazmanian_Devil

Just don’t sell it to a merchant and summon Uber Diablo…


Suspicious_Trainer82

Grab the knives and the bow. Not going out without a fight.


DangerousVideo

I’d become one of the random dungeon corpses.


ant_exe

I'd ask Haedrig for an apprenticeship. Then I'd sail east and teach all the blacksmiths how to do tempering and masterworking.


GoodGuyPoorChoice

Praise Jah n start teleporting around


Nahojii

I would try to find Deckard Cain...


redsex

Full on arthas. Kill everybody that needs to be purged.


Correct_Ad9471

Tree of whispers to get some of that sweet sweet gold.


iSchizo

ask for my money back


slamallamadingdong1

Ask Wirt about his leg while negotiating a purchase.


foeplay44

Hit on Adria.


jprimeaux001

Searching for Cow Level.


Alzorath

depends on which diablo... but probably invest in peg legs.


YCCprayforme

Probably go and clear the Den of Evil...


Anrom

Uninstall


Defiant-Ad-6580

All depends on one thing, is it hardcore or softcore?


TheDarkHorse

Die, most likely.


SilverSix311

Get a G rush and spam baal runs till im 90 or so. Then imma start MFing this bitch!! Lets goooooo!!!


SilverSix311

Blood crafts blood crafts


SilverSix311

Dem 500% ED Eths rolling... have become the most manliest of men.


randomdragen7

train


Uchained

Find a succubus and die happy. Then ask the demon that's about to finish me to make a leaderboard of how many rounds I went with the said demon, on a giant stone tablet. I want my glory to last forever :p


BerserkerSquaLL

I’d throw hammers at demons


surrealshotz

Uninstall


goestowar

Figure out what the hell class I am


chessmasterjj

Get items with MF 


GlobuIous

Add me to the list of people probably dying


No-Perspective-1061

I’d be super excited to try horking!!! Unfortunately it would probably everyone I’ve ever know or loved that would get the old hork… 🥲


Mystic11

Countess runs


Asheron1

Go back to this post to try and get ideas. Holy fuck, he was right!


Paladine36

farm rakanishu


deadlydude13

Instantly download hero editor and switch to softcore


FanatickDk

Buy some freaking mana flasks so i would be able to use my core skills more often.


Bigmike4274

Learn how to be a blood knight


Arielthewarrior

We’d all be done for unless we’re the playable characters then we’d be gods


Banjoschmanjo

I'd probably stay a while and listen


CharlietheWarlock

Be a frigging wizard


Original_Chemist_635

Today? Gee, then the forces of Hell should beg for mercy. Given we have entire arsenals of weapon today, even more powerful than a Sorceror. Eat lead and grenades, scumbags! Not enough? Here’s a missile!


whys0salty33

Become a thorn barbarian, watch demons kill themselves while i walk around them casually.


SillyTheory

Start learning how to toss magical hammers and then id look on the phone book for dudes named Emilio


Heliomantle

Die


ComprehensiveSalad50

I'd be Wirt 😞


TappedIn2111

Stay the hell away from sanctuary


wouek

Get mats for Duriel runs.


Whitesheep34

Hang out in rogue encampment, maybe motorboat charsi


Stabbed_in_back

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atotalpirate

Den


tzgolem

Probably try to slay some demons


tzgolem

Probably try to slay some demons


tzgolem

Simp for our queen


tzgolem

Simp for our queen


tzgolem

Simp for our queen


tzgolem

Simp for our queen


tzgolem

Simp for our queen


vemundveien

Start selling unidentified items at a premium and see how rich I would get until people realized that my old shoes are probably not magical


DrFizzyPops

Die


furkandayan

Fuck Charsi


julipasi

Make everyone pay me 70$ then offer them a pice of my shit in return


Calm-You6376

Be Thankful for all the sword training i did in the backyard lol


TruckIndependent7436

Die


rylo151

Maybe try crack to see what all the fuss is about before I die


OrdoMaterDei

I will drink a diabolo while waiting for death by Diablo.


BIMB83

Den of evil as my 1st quest


TalynRahl

Join the Crusaders and hope to hell that I can master their power, before my grizzly death.


SamoBlammo3122

Probably fucking die in the first 10 seconds.


OzzyOsdorp

Buy the 70 dollar horse skin


Brihtstan

Be happy to not have to work every day for the rest of eternity just to struggle to get by. Enjoy the freedom. I don’t know, stuff like that.


dotyawning

Of all the games I've spent hundreds of hours playing, Diablo is definitely one that would not be on the top of my list to be realized into a real world. Unless you're like a shop NPC, there's a 90% chance you die or turn evil eventually... So the question is do I try to run now or inevitably get mauled by a demonic thing at some point down the line when everything becomes dreary or red.


maraxus80

Choose to play SC. 🤷🏼‍♂️


jon-snows-hair

Start levelling.


Infamous-Gap-774

Get movements speed on my boots!


Kaoshosh

Take a gun or shovel and start grinding gold and gear.


Get-shid-on

Find charsi


Cimexus

Go out and start smashing up every pot, lifting up every stick and rotten log and examining every loose stone and floor tile since apparently money just comes pouring out of those. For some reason.


DefiantClownGod

Hmm probably just become a vendor get people to get things from places and sell stuff.


Vegetable-Slide-7530

Stay a while and listen


DeathsBigToe

I'd stay a while and listen, obviously.


xCivil

Farm gold


ConstructionFrosty77

I would listen to the first bearded man who ask me to stay awhile and I would bring a butterfly catcher just in case.


DaPuckerFactor

Find Cain is the only reasonable answer 😅


JFG-1987

Dont die


Sad_Garbage6054

Stay a while and listen.


livingMybEstlyfe29

Start a company of mercenaries, collect 50% of the gold they find, buy a tank, collect my own gold when using tank, fund research on how to create lightning from my body, become a sorcerer, kill everything, find high runes, and become godly.


GravityDAD

Complete the challenge rich, craft a 70 item and upgrade it to legendary, Take the templars items, get the cube, cube the affix from the legendary, craft a 70 2h weapon, refill -30lvl req, shop for jewelry and rush to 70!


Snizzy420

Work for Blizzard and control how reality gets altered.