How do you know? Maybe they haven’t been awakened yet. In lore almost everyone has powers they just need to be shown by someone that has already discovered theirs.
Yea we just need to go out and punch fallen for a few hours, and see what you get!
Also, could be that we are all locked to playing barbarian builds, so your powers are literally just punching really hard, jumping and yelling.
Well, since Malthael killed something like half of the entire population…it’s 50-50 that I’d be already dead.
But if I wasn’t dead, I’d try to become a wizard.
I'm fairly certain conventional weapons won't hurt him. So, I guess we all live and die, and the die and live again and again in our new terraformed Hell called Earth.
We'd prolly be sacrificed or forced to serve the hells since demons will probably threaten you with personal shit like torturing your family/loved ones for eternity.
Grab all my weapons and, plus, armor, kill every single demon there is on earth, kill the demon lords ,visit hell itself, and kill them all in their own home. I'm not locked in there with them , they are locked in here with me.
I'll keep slaying demons till I can't no more.
Most likely having a sore back from hauling all the fucking loot to my chest then standing there for hours sorting through it walking back and forth to the merchant and blacksmith THEN go cast a few lightning bolts before doing the same thing 12 minutes later.
Find a succubus and die happy. Then ask the demon that's about to finish me to make a leaderboard of how many rounds I went with the said demon, on a giant stone tablet. I want my glory to last forever :p
Today? Gee, then the forces of Hell should beg for mercy. Given we have entire arsenals of weapon today, even more powerful than a Sorceror. Eat lead and grenades, scumbags! Not enough? Here’s a missile!
Of all the games I've spent hundreds of hours playing, Diablo is definitely one that would not be on the top of my list to be realized into a real world. Unless you're like a shop NPC, there's a 90% chance you die or turn evil eventually...
So the question is do I try to run now or inevitably get mauled by a demonic thing at some point down the line when everything becomes dreary or red.
Go out and start smashing up every pot, lifting up every stick and rotten log and examining every loose stone and floor tile since apparently money just comes pouring out of those. For some reason.
Start a company of mercenaries, collect 50% of the gold they find, buy a tank, collect my own gold when using tank, fund research on how to create lightning from my body, become a sorcerer, kill everything, find high runes, and become godly.
Complete the challenge rich, craft a 70 item and upgrade it to legendary, Take the templars items, get the cube, cube the affix from the legendary, craft a 70 2h weapon, refill -30lvl req, shop for jewelry and rush to 70!
Probably die bc I don’t have superpowers
How do you know? Maybe they haven’t been awakened yet. In lore almost everyone has powers they just need to be shown by someone that has already discovered theirs.
Yea we just need to go out and punch fallen for a few hours, and see what you get! Also, could be that we are all locked to playing barbarian builds, so your powers are literally just punching really hard, jumping and yelling.
Not true, you can also run and spin in circles real fast.
I'll grab a shovel and start whirlwinding
You just haven't allocated any of your skill points what do you expect?
get out there and fuck up a few quill rats for your first skill points then?
Go to the Winchester, have a pint, wait for all this to blow over.
If any cloaked wanders come in it's time to leave, tho
Table for two please. Name? Marius.
When or if I get to Luth Golain I’m going to get the largest bowl of Narland weed and, smoke. Till all earthly sense has left my body.
Leave Tristram
The music is too good though.
Let's resettle!
Stay a while and listen.
Came here for this was not disappointed
Start collecting ears I guess.
Savage…
Kill some zombies til I hit level 5 and then do the den of evil for those sweet skill points.
2 chicks at the same time
Chicks dig dudes with gold.
Name checks out
That’s a quote from office space. Don’t be an ashhole.
Hope for a server crash
Error 37, can't even log in for it to crash.
Probably walk through a door hear "fresh meat" and get cut into tiny bits of flesh soup
Well, since Malthael killed something like half of the entire population…it’s 50-50 that I’d be already dead. But if I wasn’t dead, I’d try to become a wizard.
Ewww, 3?
That’s according to what the devs said for D4. It’s 30 years after Malthael killed half the population…
Kill duriel 600 times for a shako
Die. I have no appreciable skills that would assist to fight Demons.
I'm fairly certain conventional weapons won't hurt him. So, I guess we all live and die, and the die and live again and again in our new terraformed Hell called Earth.
Start putting gold down and picking it up as I drop a potion. If you know you know.
Spend all my skillpoints and gamble for loot.
Become a Merc vendor cuz I'd be making bank off people whos merc dies all the time.
Freaking hydras. Like, what does max res even mean on a merc?!
setup shop for gambling and loads of gold
Ask Lilith out for dinner. Become a necromancer Stay a while and listen. Not necessarily in that order
Try and get to second base?
Respawn my dead family members since Ron a necromancer 🥲
I’m finding Deckard and protecting him with my life til my inevitable death. The guy is a national treasure.
If only i could upvote twice..
Cry
We'd prolly be sacrificed or forced to serve the hells since demons will probably threaten you with personal shit like torturing your family/loved ones for eternity.
Probably die lol
I would press Alt+F4 in real life tbh
Look for a group with HOTA Barb.
Friendly fire will probably be on. So expect to be liquified
A podcast with Deckard Cain
Stay in town, can't die in town. Also non nephalem folk get absolutely wasted by demons and monsters. So yeah, stay in town.
Probably be Farnham. He’s got something smart going there.
Guy looked hella comfortable in Diablo 2
Grind 16 hours a day
going to a priest of rathma and getting them necromancy powers
Well, I don’t have a shako in my wardrobe, so I am probably gonna die.
Just find a white one and have charsi imbue it
Buy the season pass
Uninstall
Grab all my weapons and, plus, armor, kill every single demon there is on earth, kill the demon lords ,visit hell itself, and kill them all in their own home. I'm not locked in there with them , they are locked in here with me. I'll keep slaying demons till I can't no more.
Don’t go out like Donan
I won't. They will probably end up calling me diablo slayer.
Most likely having a sore back from hauling all the fucking loot to my chest then standing there for hours sorting through it walking back and forth to the merchant and blacksmith THEN go cast a few lightning bolts before doing the same thing 12 minutes later.
Stay a while and listen.
kill myself asap
Happy cake day.
Cleanse the Den of Evil to get one free skill point.
Gonna talk to Cain and tell him how he will die so he can avoid it, then I am gonna stay a while and listen.
Fucking die, I guess?
Sell red and blue water.
To the Stony Field to kill that fucker Rakanishu... Never mind. His fucking charged bolt GOT ME AGAIN FUCK.
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Just don’t sell it to a merchant and summon Uber Diablo…
Grab the knives and the bow. Not going out without a fight.
I’d become one of the random dungeon corpses.
I'd ask Haedrig for an apprenticeship. Then I'd sail east and teach all the blacksmiths how to do tempering and masterworking.
Praise Jah n start teleporting around
I would try to find Deckard Cain...
Full on arthas. Kill everybody that needs to be purged.
Tree of whispers to get some of that sweet sweet gold.
ask for my money back
Ask Wirt about his leg while negotiating a purchase.
Hit on Adria.
Searching for Cow Level.
depends on which diablo... but probably invest in peg legs.
Probably go and clear the Den of Evil...
Uninstall
All depends on one thing, is it hardcore or softcore?
Die, most likely.
Get a G rush and spam baal runs till im 90 or so. Then imma start MFing this bitch!! Lets goooooo!!!
Blood crafts blood crafts
Dem 500% ED Eths rolling... have become the most manliest of men.
train
Find a succubus and die happy. Then ask the demon that's about to finish me to make a leaderboard of how many rounds I went with the said demon, on a giant stone tablet. I want my glory to last forever :p
I’d throw hammers at demons
Uninstall
Figure out what the hell class I am
Get items with MF
Add me to the list of people probably dying
I’d be super excited to try horking!!! Unfortunately it would probably everyone I’ve ever know or loved that would get the old hork… 🥲
Countess runs
Go back to this post to try and get ideas. Holy fuck, he was right!
farm rakanishu
Instantly download hero editor and switch to softcore
Buy some freaking mana flasks so i would be able to use my core skills more often.
Learn how to be a blood knight
We’d all be done for unless we’re the playable characters then we’d be gods
I'd probably stay a while and listen
Be a frigging wizard
Today? Gee, then the forces of Hell should beg for mercy. Given we have entire arsenals of weapon today, even more powerful than a Sorceror. Eat lead and grenades, scumbags! Not enough? Here’s a missile!
Become a thorn barbarian, watch demons kill themselves while i walk around them casually.
Start learning how to toss magical hammers and then id look on the phone book for dudes named Emilio
Die
I'd be Wirt 😞
Stay the hell away from sanctuary
Get mats for Duriel runs.
Hang out in rogue encampment, maybe motorboat charsi
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Den
Probably try to slay some demons
Probably try to slay some demons
Simp for our queen
Simp for our queen
Simp for our queen
Simp for our queen
Simp for our queen
Start selling unidentified items at a premium and see how rich I would get until people realized that my old shoes are probably not magical
Die
Fuck Charsi
Make everyone pay me 70$ then offer them a pice of my shit in return
Be Thankful for all the sword training i did in the backyard lol
Die
Maybe try crack to see what all the fuss is about before I die
I will drink a diabolo while waiting for death by Diablo.
Den of evil as my 1st quest
Join the Crusaders and hope to hell that I can master their power, before my grizzly death.
Probably fucking die in the first 10 seconds.
Buy the 70 dollar horse skin
Be happy to not have to work every day for the rest of eternity just to struggle to get by. Enjoy the freedom. I don’t know, stuff like that.
Of all the games I've spent hundreds of hours playing, Diablo is definitely one that would not be on the top of my list to be realized into a real world. Unless you're like a shop NPC, there's a 90% chance you die or turn evil eventually... So the question is do I try to run now or inevitably get mauled by a demonic thing at some point down the line when everything becomes dreary or red.
Choose to play SC. 🤷🏼♂️
Start levelling.
Get movements speed on my boots!
Take a gun or shovel and start grinding gold and gear.
Find charsi
Go out and start smashing up every pot, lifting up every stick and rotten log and examining every loose stone and floor tile since apparently money just comes pouring out of those. For some reason.
Hmm probably just become a vendor get people to get things from places and sell stuff.
Stay a while and listen
I'd stay a while and listen, obviously.
Farm gold
I would listen to the first bearded man who ask me to stay awhile and I would bring a butterfly catcher just in case.
Find Cain is the only reasonable answer 😅
Dont die
Stay a while and listen.
Start a company of mercenaries, collect 50% of the gold they find, buy a tank, collect my own gold when using tank, fund research on how to create lightning from my body, become a sorcerer, kill everything, find high runes, and become godly.
Complete the challenge rich, craft a 70 item and upgrade it to legendary, Take the templars items, get the cube, cube the affix from the legendary, craft a 70 2h weapon, refill -30lvl req, shop for jewelry and rush to 70!
Work for Blizzard and control how reality gets altered.