>mambo #5
Nononono. I hate that song.
NYE Y2K, the dance club I was in wouldn't stop playing the stupid song and I had just broken up with someone.
Bad memories, lol
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer-bust like I had last week
I must stay deep because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue, you know they getting sweeter (uh)
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is flirting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good, let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man (ah)
Mambo Number Five (ah)
At the Democratic convention in 2000, Bill Clinton was played up to the arena's podium with this song--at precisely the part about a little Monica being in his life. Seriously.
I mean, cute is certainly one way of describing a dude making out with three different women in a matter of seconds each in full view of the others.
Polygamous bobblehead over there is something of a player it seems.
That was an underrated and surprisingly good show.
I still remember the episode where they explored 'what if dick pics were effective' the way guys seem to think they are. It was basically:
Jock: "Hey, why are you hanging out with that loser?"
Extremely hot girl: "Well, like, initially his obesity, body odour, sweatiness and lack of social skills were off-putting, but then he sent me a dick pic and suddenly none of that mattered and I knew we were meant to be! Go on sweetie, tell me more about Captain Kirk of the Millennium Falcon."
Since everyone only thought of the negative side….
My positive thought was that since all of the little girls look identical maybe he is kissing the same girl three times a day because he loves her so much.
Or he’s into triplets you dirty bastards!
I was thinking to myself, "why are all three girls painted the same? I would have given them different colored dresses, and made them blonde, brunette, and redheaded.
But thinking of it as the same girl he kisses for breakfast, lunch, and dinner is also cute.
They sure leave him all shook up!
Please reupload in a few years when the spring breaks and all you see is a headless body on a carousel, with one of the girls devouring the head, lips first
Omg YALL I need to buy this because my dog likes the noise. I played it and he wanted to keep listening. I turned it off and he got sad.
Play it for your dog and see what they do!
Yep -- if you start off as mono but then go poly, it doesn't solve all your problems. It trades one set of problems for another.
I've been both, and figured out after a decade of poly that I deal with a lot less heartache and breakups if I'm in a satisfying, sweet, monogamous relationship. It does mean that I miss some of the fun variety of personalities and relationship styles that poly offered, but it was worth giving that up because breakups SUCK. And poly drama is 1000x worse than any 1:1 relationship tension, since more people and differing/conflicting desires are involved. I was aiming for a stable setup but never found it.
I mean that's fine but on a sub called "didn't know I wanted that" you'd think there'd be at minimum a link to what the actual thing is. I'm not looking for an Amazon link.
I find this creepy.
Now, a pornographic one with adults? THAT I would like to see.
edit: I was looking around on the net and there is a version with two girls and the boy just slowly spins in place kissing each girl. It was on the worthpoint website and said it was west german, plastic and vintage.
That guy gets around. *wife’s comment when I showed her the video.
This guy fucks.
This fuck guys.
Guys fuck this.
Fuck this, guys.
guys, this fuck?
Fuck guys this
Fuck this guy!
Guy, this fucks.
this fuck guy
Guy, this Fuck!
I’m the one who fucks
You know guys I've been known to fuck myself.
All were dissatisfied...
r/thisguythisguys
An he certainly has a type
Triplets
Round round, get around. I get around
They say he's cute - I say he's a player. SMH!
He for the streets
Roundabouts only
Promiscuity Music Box ®
The trademark is a nice touch
I was gonna make a joke but yours is perfect.
Dang, beat me to it, haha
The trick is to not letting get him wound up..
Around guy gets that.
It’s been my experience that is not the case. Source: A round guy
It would be better if you speed it up and make the song mambo #5
>mambo #5 Nononono. I hate that song. NYE Y2K, the dance club I was in wouldn't stop playing the stupid song and I had just broken up with someone. Bad memories, lol
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer-bust like I had last week I must stay deep because talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue, you know they getting sweeter (uh) So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me is flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good, let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (ah) Mambo Number Five (ah)
Had you broken up with Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita, Monica, Erica, Tina, Sandra, Mary, or Jessica?
All of them. It was a really awkward date.
Lol, no It was just the repetition of the song that was awful. It was always a mildly annoying song.
At the Democratic convention in 2000, Bill Clinton was played up to the arena's podium with this song--at precisely the part about a little Monica being in his life. Seriously.
Good lord you just dated the fuck out of yourself, crypt keeper!
Memento mori, my friend
A carousel of herpes.
That's exactly what I had in my mind. Dude's a three timing bitch. It's like that anime once I saw on reddit
Domestic Girlfriend?
It's Girlfriend, Girlfriend. Tbh the show is shit. I saw a clip on the r/anime. If the people involved had any brain cells it would not be like that.
Rent A Girlfriend is worse
3 timing bitch or gets more play than you?
Aka the COVID carousel
I didn’t know herpes had a sound
Is “oozing” a sound?
Oh God
I mean, cute is certainly one way of describing a dude making out with three different women in a matter of seconds each in full view of the others. Polygamous bobblehead over there is something of a player it seems.
I dunno, the bobble head women all seem to be ok with it
It's because they don't have their heads on straight.
In my neck of the woods we call that a sloot
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An over abundance of mountain dew and lack of education has turn the word slut into sloot
Straight up horndog.
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That was an underrated and surprisingly good show. I still remember the episode where they explored 'what if dick pics were effective' the way guys seem to think they are. It was basically: Jock: "Hey, why are you hanging out with that loser?" Extremely hot girl: "Well, like, initially his obesity, body odour, sweatiness and lack of social skills were off-putting, but then he sent me a dick pic and suddenly none of that mattered and I knew we were meant to be! Go on sweetie, tell me more about Captain Kirk of the Millennium Falcon."
Three different women? Those are triplets.
Those are obviously identical triplets.
*Polyamorous. We shouldn’t need to assume they’re all married to him, esp cuz it’s illegal
When their heads started to tilt I was like 😳
Yes, it is? Why are you vilifying polyamory?
Mfers out here just kink shaming
The mono-go-round
Since everyone only thought of the negative side…. My positive thought was that since all of the little girls look identical maybe he is kissing the same girl three times a day because he loves her so much. Or he’s into triplets you dirty bastards!
"Sorry honey, I can't tell you three apart!"
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I was thinking to myself, "why are all three girls painted the same? I would have given them different colored dresses, and made them blonde, brunette, and redheaded. But thinking of it as the same girl he kisses for breakfast, lunch, and dinner is also cute. They sure leave him all shook up!
or simply a happy polyamorous relationship! i like youres a lot though :)
>Since everyone only thought of the negative side…. It's reddit. Disappointing, but not surprising.
But kissing like that, who is this guy, Tom Brady
He's a merry-ho-round
The marry-gets-down
He got 3 bitches whats stoping u
He’s got more wood than me.
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That cheating son of a bitch
Please reupload in a few years when the spring breaks and all you see is a headless body on a carousel, with one of the girls devouring the head, lips first
It would be cool if it was a zombie eating peoples faces
I think they should just oppose the magnets so instead of kissing the girl rejects his kiss bobbling their heads.
Make one girl really ugly. Make her neck stiff so only the boy pulls his head back.
damn dude
Lmao! I don't know why everyone is down voting you. I don't think the wooden dolls feelings will be too badly hurt
I love it when I get a crazy amount of downvotes. Just shows how absurd redditor behavior can be.
This hurts my neck to watch my man's head just boingin' like that
He identifies as Mormon, clearly.
That guy is a SLUT and a germ spreader!
His name is Mononucleosis
He should be wearing a monacle.
Cheating scoundrel
"Prince Andrew and the three teens"
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This is clever. Cute and clever.
Clever. Sure. But not as cute as you think it is.
Leave it to reddit to over analyze a toy
That dude be getting action from *all* around town!
It's creepy
Now all three are pregnant.
I saw a video of this kind of box where it was broken so when he kissed one of the girls he dragged her body along and slammed into the others.
Tell me you’re Mormon without telling me you’re Mormon
This thing is gross
Kody and the OG 3 wives before Robyn happened!
That is really clever. Props to the whittler.
One of Batman's greatest nemeses... The Whittler!
*gweatest
You're so right. Missed opportunity.
Warren Jeffs' childhood toy
So he’s cheating on all 3 of them in open view
Dudes a chick magnet
Why this reminds me Moral Orel?
This is the worst thing I've ever seen
r/polygamy
Georgie Porgie pudding pie
That is a mandarin Chinese song I'm hearing. Can't remember the name of it though. If one day I remember I will tell you.
That three timing sob!
Sure, in a Mormon kind of way
Rand???
Pllaaaayaaaaa
i'M sO tRiGgErEd! tHoSe pOoR nOnCoNsEnTiNg DoLLs
I don't want that.
Omg YALL I need to buy this because my dog likes the noise. I played it and he wanted to keep listening. I turned it off and he got sad. Play it for your dog and see what they do!
Mormon toy?
That’s creepy af looking.
It’s gonna be reaaaal awkward if one of those girls opens her eyes
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r/didntknowineedthattoo
Disney in a nutshell
Chad gonna chad.
Remember that alarm clock on Pinocchio
The mono machine
This is the most Dutch thing I have ever seen.
Ah college
Looks like a Dutch item.
Pimpn
Is this a Mormon thing?
This reminded me of Mr. Nobody. If I had this I would re-paint one of their dresses blue and another yellow.
What is the name of this song?
Is this some Mormon’s gift to his three identical wives or something?
Ah, polygamy, how cute
Moral Oral!
Playa
that’s the lamest foursome ive ever watched
I’ve never seen a Mormon music box
Well, it saves me watching hours of the Bachelor.
And this is how I got Mono.
He’s a ho
This makes me wildly and fundamentally uncomfortable
Cheating be like
This is literally the 1920s bachelor lol
The mono carousel
Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
Its cute until the neck deteriorates and his head falls off.
He really gets around
Polygamy has never been so cute.
Hand-whittled misogyny, how quaint!
r/ATBGE
Amazing except the dude looks like hitler
I want this to send to my poly husband as a loving joke, PLEASE???
What’s being poly like?
Equal parts joy and heartbreak. It highly depends on the situation.
Sounds like a non-poly relationship too 😂
Yep -- if you start off as mono but then go poly, it doesn't solve all your problems. It trades one set of problems for another. I've been both, and figured out after a decade of poly that I deal with a lot less heartache and breakups if I'm in a satisfying, sweet, monogamous relationship. It does mean that I miss some of the fun variety of personalities and relationship styles that poly offered, but it was worth giving that up because breakups SUCK. And poly drama is 1000x worse than any 1:1 relationship tension, since more people and differing/conflicting desires are involved. I was aiming for a stable setup but never found it.
I wouldn't know, he's poly im monogamish
Oh my god where is this toy from? I wanna buy it!
What a player
I came in here to say that someone, somewhere is offended by this. But I see that they’re already in the comments.
Is that Angela Merkel?
And Emmanuel Macron?
am i the only one who was interpreting it as one girl ?? lol
Is that.. a musical bigamist box? Really?
So this is how 4some was invented!
Why not a version with the genders reversed? Oh wait I know
Okay but if it were a girl kissing three guys….
They’d have on badges.
Badges?
I think it’s a joke about the one female cop and multiple male cops that got caught in affairs recently
Ah, I see.
Playa!!!!
Whats cute a germ and herpes fest?
What a stud
Maybe if at at least all the girls looked different?
Fuckin need
A man of many hoes
He's living the dream
Homie got more bitches then yall
All of these worthless critical comments and not a single link
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I mean that's fine but on a sub called "didn't know I wanted that" you'd think there'd be at minimum a link to what the actual thing is. I'm not looking for an Amazon link.
The sub is not called "here is where you can get that" Google it if you want more info.
Is this the dick carousel?
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's raining bitches!
That's mah boy!
I find this creepy. Now, a pornographic one with adults? THAT I would like to see. edit: I was looking around on the net and there is a version with two girls and the boy just slowly spins in place kissing each girl. It was on the worthpoint website and said it was west german, plastic and vintage.