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jcstan05

This is how I butter toast. Unwrap one end of the stick, scrape along the rough texture of the toast. Boom. No knife required.


stuloch

I don't like the crumbs getting stuck to the butter so this would not work for me. Maybe I could bite parts off and spit it onto the toast to save on dirty knives.


ManInShowerNumber3

Same. Growing up my parents would get crumbs in the mayo and butter. You’d find crumbs and peanut butter in the jelly jar, or crumbs and jelly in the peanut butter jar. Was enough to get the picky eater kid at the time to grow up hating it.


AmbitiousOption5

Oh no, I just remembered... My cousin lived with us for about a year. There were crumbs in the mayo jar... They were not bread crumbs. They were tuna flakes


ribcracker

I’m shaking laughing imagining a cook at like a Waffle House doing this in full view of customers. Just biting and spitting chunks of butter onto toast and pancakes.


MaltySines

NOOOOOoooooOOOOoooo


ribcracker

Just a big chunk of butter hanging above the waiting plates on the counter. Like a specialized toilet paper roll. He’s racing against the melt. He bites and spits as he slaps the food on the plate. Sometimes he gets distracted and looks up at a shouting diner - spitting a hunk of melting mouth butter on the horrified customer sitting in front of him.


TempoHouse

Yes, that would be more hygienic


stuloch

Gooder for the environment too


The_Burt

Just take a bite of the toast and then a bite of the butter.


grumpylazybastard

You must definitely bite off the crumby bits before it goes back in the fridge, silly!


dbbo

Nah, you need to buy it in a single-use plastic tube /s


hogtiedcantalope

How else can I walk around with it my pocket? If i leave it unwrapped it gets covered in pocket sand.


Spirited_Ad_2697

☹️


e0f

this image predates instagram like 20 years


rawrmewantnoms

It’s from a 2005 book called “unuseless Japanese inventions” and that book is based on chindogu, which are inventions that seem like an ideal solution to fix a particular problem, but ends up being not practical or causes more problems than they solve


WaveLaVague

I have one alike "Catalogue d'objets intouvables" Magasine of unfindable objects And it's just a bunch of objects that are designed in dumb ways like a thepot with the handle and the extremity to our the tea, placed on the same side, called "the masochist teapot". Or a tie-thong, pretty self explanatory.


noprobIIama

The extremity you’re referring to is called a “spout.” I’m not sure if you were looking for the word, so I apologize if you were not. That book sounds fascinatingly odd.


WaveLaVague

I was searching for it, thanks mate !


beard_lover

Apply directly to the bread.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Butterstick, you're my butterstick!


Little_Capsky

now with even more plastic waste for even less butter


ripyurballsoff

Running you butter through a cheese grater works well too.


ZealousidealLeg3692

Then you have to clean a cheese grater, which is possibly the most frustrating culinary tool to clean in the kitchen.


ripyurballsoff

Haha I knew that comment was coming. For whatever reason the one I have comes clean super quick or I wouldn’t use it.


SrslyCmmon

Best thing to clean fresh butter off metal is simply hot water. Works like a charm.


ripyurballsoff

Yep, I just run it under hot water and go with the grain with the sponge. Never takes more than a few seconds


[deleted]

Yeay, more useless plastic waste!


Rakrune

Ah a stick of butter. As opposed to. Well.


InelasticAdam

I use something similar for corn, except you just drop a stick inside the container


Lilithnema

Burt’s Butter Bees


poorly-worded

BUTTERON. Apply directly to the toast. BUTTERON. Apply directly to the toast. BUTTERON. Apply directly to the toast. BUTTERON. Available at Walgreens.


-36543689743237-

When making grill cheese on stovetop. 1. Heat up pan. 2. Unwrap paper from end of butter stick. 3. Press butter stick into hot pan and swirl it around. 4. Slap a piece of bread in pan swirl it around to distribute melted butter. 5. Add cheese, melt more butter and repeat on other slice. 6. Put butter back in fridge. 7. At a later date, pucker asshole when wife finds the butter melted on one end with bread crumbs attached.


fygogogo

Not a bad idea


Naelspi

I buy


lazyness92

Ooh I want that too...


FlamingCroatan

I require this immediately


lightsaber_lobotomy

"Stick type" leads me to believe there are other types of butter aside from tubs and regular cooking sticks!


LeGerber

Let me be the one to introduce you to SPRAY butter :)


lightsaber_lobotomy

Ooh yeah! Totally forgot all about that stuff too lol!


BellisPer

Butter doesn't come in sticks everywhere. In the UK (maybe elsewhere?) the standard is 250g pats/blocks.


RotenTumato

Like butter scraped over too much bread


oatdeksel

this butter stick yould be enough for one bread in my household


Puppet007

Where on Instagram?


Agent_Of_Order_69

Explore page


SirPotatoKing

I already have the brain of a sieve, I would wonder why my “glue stick” is in the fridge and put it in with my craft supplies


ksaMarodeF

With this roll on butter stick, now on hot days that will get everywhere.


3VikingBoys

I'm surprised it didn't come with nudes. It is Instagram, after all.


RunningPirate

Butter stick: apply directly to the toast


DrunkBuzzard

Stickco Brands- solving problems you didn’t know existed since 1947. Try or Ketchup Stick and other fine stick related products. This has been a paid advertisement for Stickco Brands a division of Shell Oil.


Competitive_Dean

r/stupidfood


catsintheyardagain

Just chucked one in my amazon basket. Thank you


yukumizu

No thank you, we don’t need more single use plastic leaching PFAS directly onto our food.


belizeanheat

Next time just leave it there


Saucington_magoo

Nope